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| Kalika Barlow |
Author has written 10 stories for South Park, and Saw. You have entered the lair of Kalika Barlow, Horror authoress extraordinaire... Okay, maybe the dramatics are unneccesary, whatever. I like them. I enjoy drama. So shove it xP Right, I've been a fanfiction writer for about...hmmm...four or five years now. I started on the now caput website, Quizilla.com, after being pestered by the constant adverstisements that followed me through my internet browsing. Seriously, fucking hate those ads. Grrr. I'm a horror movie loyalist, especially to the SAW triology. LOL, "It's not a triology! It's a SAWga". Not my quote. If it's yours, please don't eat my brains. I need those. I enjoy classic cult movies, horror/slasher/thrillers, DECENT action flicks and the occasional comedy. I am a dedicated supporter of anything CRACK related. For the slower of you, I don't mean the highly freaking illegal drug. I mean pairing wise. The less a ship makes sense the better! Just as long as it's not MxM, because there is no explanation for those. At all. I'm not a yaoi fangirl. The moment I see two males that hate each other in a anime/movie/tv show I do NOT think that they're secretly screwing each other offscreen. I'm solely a digital artist with little to no talent with the pencil...or pen, whatever floats your boat...and an avid user of Photoshop CS4. I also enjoy creating macabre style sculptures...like the one of a human head with a candle through the skull that sits on my desk and scares away annoying family members xD I'm a caffeine/coffee/energy drink addict and have been for most of my high school years, a self-confessed realist (even though everybody else thinks I'm a cynicist, damn them) and overall total psycho. No, not really. Or am I? Browse through my makeshift library and decide for yourself! Sincerly, - K.B | |||||||||
1. Reversal reviewsAn experimental character reversal; featuring Mark Hoffman and Detective Lieutenant Amanda Young. AU.Saw - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,374 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8-10-12 - Amanda Y. & Hoffman - Complete2. French reviewsJill discovers Peter Strahm's biggest guilty pleasure. AU, pointless fluff. Drabble/oneshot.Saw - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 635 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-19-12 - Jill T. & Strahm - Complete3. Clockwork reviewsIt seemed almost strange that such large hands could craft anything so tiny and intricate, with all that detail and beauty. Hoffman/Amanda, AU. Drabble.Saw - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 775 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2-17-12 - Amanda Y. & Hoffman4. Ties that Bind » reviewsStrayed from the path, they were tested. His righteous message was passed to them. When eight becomes ten, who will have the will to survive? "The only way we're getting out of this is if we trust each other." AU-II/III/IV, OCsSaw - Rated: M - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 42,927 - Reviews: 32 - Updated: 1-18-11 - Published: 3-12-10 - Amanda Y.5. Mind Games reviewsHe got off on screaming. She got off on pain. An insight into the complex relationship between Mark Hoffman and Amanda Young. M for sexual content and swearing.Saw - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,676 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 10-21-10 - Hoffman & Amanda Y. - Complete6. The Possibility of Sanity » reviewsA series of oneshots devoted to Saw pairings for the 100 Oneshot Challenge of my own design. Pairings inside. Includes characters from Saw I, II, III, IV, V and VISaw - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,654 - Reviews: 39 - Updated: 6-25-10 - Published: 9-4-097. Out of Curiousity reviewsAn Earth Day party takes an unexpected turn when Cartman is approached by one of his long-time enemies. Cartman/OC. Hints of Cartman/Wendy. PWPSouth Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,877 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-30-10 - Eric Cartman - Complete8. Saw: The Road Trip » reviews-AU- Breaking off from the monotonous routine of everyday life, the elusive Jigsaw Killers, including two new additions, hit the road to nowhere, meeting up with a few unlikely, familiar faces along the way.Saw - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,975 - Reviews: 30 - Updated: 4-30-10 - Published: 11-12-099. Tempest After Sun: Saw Drabbles reviewsA series of Saw IV based drabbles. MarkOC MarkAmanda StrahmLindsay MarkLindsay JohnJill JohnAmandaSaw - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,189 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 6-21-09 - Complete10. South Park: Song Shuffle Drabbles reviewsA series of drabbles between OCs and canon characters of the South Park series. KennyWendy DamienOC ShellyIke KyleOC CraigOC KellyOC CartmanOC StanRebecca.CSouth Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,423 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6-5-09 - Complete
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