I've written 8 stories for Pirates of the Caribbean, 2 for Terrier by Tamora Pierce, 1 for Poretector of the Small by Tamora Pierce, 1 for Immortals by Tamora Pierce, 1 for Saddle Club (the show), 1 for Robin of Sherwood, and 1 for Lord of the Rings - in movieverse.
About the kitty: The kitty is mine! She owns me soul! And I like love her to death!
A bit about me: You can call me Annie or Beth, I don't care which. I love to write fanfiction, especially for Pirates of the Carribbean. I love to edit so I will beta almost any story or poem within reason, but I am pretty harsh when I edit and I take a while to beta. I often ship more than one person with a person (like all my Jack pairings below) just because I can't decide. I really like horses and nature and cleaning. I'm really into the environment and animals. I'm fine with slash, I write slash, if you have a problem with slash that's your problem, not mine. I know I don't update frequently enough, but hey that's life. (Did you know that you can receive detention in gym class? Don't try it though, it is agonizing).
If you want to sample my writing. If you're going to read just one of my pieces, please, please, please don't let that piece be Journey of a Shield Maiden. It isn't my best work. I'd suggest one of my poems, but if you want to read prose my two best on this site (I think) are Ari's Chance and Diablo the Devil and his Demon Rider (both are kind of plot-less, though). Coming soon, though is a story called A Sea of Love but a) half of the writing isn't mine (although I like the half that is - I haven't read the half that isn't) and b) it isn't published here yet. And if you wish to read more of my poetry please go to allpoetry(dot)com, my username is emeraldoblivion.
People I ship together:
From Pirates: Jack/AnaMaria, Jack/Elizabeth, Jack/Norrington, (It really depends what mood I'm in), Norrington/Elizabeth, Will/Elizabeth, Davey/Tia (was I the only one who saw this coming?)
From Tamora Pierce: Kel/Joren (Joren should not have died!), Kel/Cleon (Cleon's cute, too), Alanna/George (A theif is far more interesting than a prince), Beka/Rosto (A puppy and a rogue, how more interesting can it get?), Daine/Perin (I just don't like Numair with Daine, I don't really care about Perin), Aly/Taybur (Taybur is really great), Aly/Nawat (Nawat is crazy in such a cute way), Aly/Kyproith (Kyproith is so eccentric)
From Harry Potter: Hermione/Draco (fire and ice), Fred/Someone he's happy with (I love Fred)
From A Great And Terrible Beauty: Gemma Kartik (Simon is way to boring for her)
From Twilight: Edward kill Bella, Jacob kill Edward, Jacob find true love (Not a pairing, but what I want to happen)
Stories:
Complete:
Two Very Special Horses
A Hidden Love;
A Pirate's Life; Choose;
Hoist the Colours;
What Have I Done?;
Why Can't I Hate You?;
Choices;
Taking on the World;
A Hero;
Diablo the Devil and His Demon Rider
In Progress:
The Journey of a Shield Maiden - I will update whenerver I get around to it. I'm trying to write this, but I have major writer's block.
In a Nutshell - I don't know when I'll update this, ack I need inspiration. I am also debating whether or not to put in AWE spoilers... Will update soon, have them written. So sorry, I kind of lost it(PotC fanfic)
Reunions of the Dead - I will update when I upload it to my computer, which will not be for a while. I am halfway through the next chapter, an update will be coming soon. Coming soon - just some last minute edits (Tamora Pierce fanfic)
Teardrops in a Muddy Puddle - I kind of lost Tunstall, but the good news is that I've begun the fourth chapter - The First Time I Cried. Thanks to all those supportive reveiwers out there, the next chapter is coming soon. I think I might drop the whole journal style/ (Tamora Pierce fanfic)
Soon To Come:
These Are My Choices - Norrington. Poem. Oneshot. Slightly angsty. He reveiws his choices.
My Sword - Norrington's sword. Poem. Oneshot.
A Midnight Encounter - Aly/Taybur. Can't write romance for my life, but have a great idea. So if someone would like to write this I'd like be really grateful.
What Darkings Hear - Poem. Oneshot. Aly/Taybur or maybe Aly/Nawat or even Aly/Kyproith. I'm not very decissive today.
Save Me: Kel realizes something the night Joren faces his Ordeal. She cannot save everybody.
The Despair of Relation - I will put up this story once I download it to my computer. Major writer's block (RoS fanfic)
A Sea of Love - I will put this story up once I find the file again, I think my computer delted it. I've begun to rewrite this with my friend so keep a weather eye on the horizon, it'll be coming soon. (PotC fanfic)
Stupid quotes from yours truly:
Me: I really think I should move to a boarding school in England or London or some other country like that.
Everyone else in the room: -awkward silence, then laughter-
-Me showing off my wonderful geography skills at the table with my freakish brother, his girlfriend, and my parents. (And for all those people out there that don’t know: London is a city in England.)
My head is perfectly clean, there's nothing in it. ... I meant that you know
-Just me being stupid at lunch
Evil Brother: Are you stupid?
Evil Cousin: Say yes.
Me: Yes.
-A conversation between my brother, my cousin, and me during a game of scrabble after I tried to spell pack P-A-K even though I had a C. In my defense, I was not paying atention at the time
Evil Brother: Maybe you should go to a dairy farm in Vancouver for the summer?
Me: But Vancouver is all the way up in Canadia! I mean Florida!
Evil Brother: -laughs and laughs and laughs-
-A conversation between me and my evil brother. (For all those people who don't know, it just so happens that Vancouver is in Canda)
My Mom: You really ought to take the high road.
Me: But I'm afraid of heights!
-A conversation
Idiot Teacher: When do you think this picture was painted?
Student #1 (who's name I don't care to remember): Renaissance
Stupid Student #2: What's a Renaissance?
Stupid Student #3: It's those hats the people are wearing.
- Um, do y'all see anything wrong with this picture? And what's worse is that the people in the picture didn't even wear hats. This conversation passed during my idiot social studies class in a short moment of time that I decided to pay atention.
Brother: How about we pretend that Pirates of the Carriben doesn't exist for a month.
Me: I don't want to cry in a corner for a month, though.
- A conversation with me and my brother, for the record I am not actually that pitiful (mostly).
Words can shape our reality. It helps to be aware of that.
-Libba Bray. Author of A Great And Terrible Beauty and Rebel Angels.
Words. I used to believe in words.
- St. Francis of Asissi in the movie Brother Sun Sister Moon. In the movie St. Francis was so spacey.
"A book can take you to the tallest mountain, to the deepest sea and so much further. But Tamora Pierce alone can take you to Tortall." ~nativewildmage
"I hope you will find a smart way to fight them. If you don't I will find a stupid way." ~Veralidaine Sarrasri
"Certinty of death. Small chance of sucess. What are we waiting for?" ~ Gimli
“I myself have noticed my growing resemblance to a daffodil.” ~ Nealan of Queenscove
"I think it's fair rude, to turn him into a tree and not know what kind." ~Veralidaine Sarrasri
"Air is good for you, Queenscove! Breathe it!" ~ Lord Wyldon
Lerant: "What is that?"
Kel: "Great question. Give us another if you'd like."
~ Kel and Lerant from PotS
Um, ok I know that I’ve said many other stupid things, just can’t remember any right now.
Let me see what else I can steal from my friend’s profile …..
If you've ever pushed on a door marked pull or vice versa, copy and paste this into your profile
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it copy and paste this into your profile.
98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you are one of the two percent who haven't, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever forgotten your own name while introducing yourself copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off.
I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, why aren't two mooses meese, or if two foots are feet, why arn't two footballs feetball? People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy this and put it in your profile.
If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.
If you don't have a problem with homosexuality, copy this into your profile.
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.
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Copy the bunny to your profile to help him achieve world domination,
and come join the dark side. (We have cookies)
If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile
If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.
If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.
If you've ever fallen out of a butterfly chair, copy this into your profile.
If you've ever slapped a person, copy and paste this into your profile.
The majority of POTC fangirls squee over only Jack or Will. If you squee over James Norrington in any way, copy and paste this to your profile. (Don't really squee, but am slightly obsessed)
If you still laugh rereading Maximum Ride, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you want to see Maximum Ride (the movie) on the first day it comes out, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you love Max Ride and cannot live without it, post this in your profile.
If Faxness is one of your obsessions, post this in your profile.
If you love the whole blind, pyro, mutant, baker thing about Iggy, post this in your profile.
If you would kill to have wings, post this in your profile.
If you are SO obsessed with Maximum Ride that it is not even FUNNY anymore, post this in your profile.
If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this is your profile
If you've ever been standing straight up and suddenly fell down for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile.
If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.
If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
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Nothing is forgotten ... Nothing is ever forgotten.
(Immortals)Reunions of the Dead:
Someone Daine could have sworn was dead, turns up in her life; claiming that she changed and is not bent on destroying all Daine holds close to her. Daine still doesn’t trust the girl she had once been childhood friends with in Snowsdale, but she seems so sincere…
(PotC)A Sea of Love:
Davey can face it no longer: He loves her, but will she understand. He needs to find out, he needs to find her and begins a journey that may mend his soul or rip it to shreds. Written before AWE (therefore takes place after DMC, ignoring AWE exists at all, as in NOT AWE compatable)
(Robin of Sherwood)The Despair of Relation:
Takes place after the Cross of Saint Ciricus (Series three, episode six), when Robert finds out about his relation to Sir Guy of Gisburne. I thought: Gisburne should have a sister, so this is her story. She is a nun and must protect an item of high value from Gisburne, so she goes and seeks help from the outlaws.
(Protector of the Small) Title Pending:
For some reason, a gang of fourteen girls hold a grudge against Kel and want to hurt her (or worse). Amongst the team of renegade hopefuls, one holds a dangerous secret that could (and probably will) get her killed.
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