~ They say each star represents a soul, but why is the sky gray? Why are the heavens not letting us see the flickering lights? A star will fall tonight; it will represent a soul lost...
'Fufufu, time for a profile make-over. w00t' Inner Sakura Panda-chan (AKA spawn of Orochimaru) declares. So here I am, the normally sane one, ready to renovate this dead boring profile. Remember, vote on the poll, ne?
All about me: A reason to for stalkers to know more about thy holy authoress
Permanent Fanfiction.net Quote~
Write me a review, it keeps me loving fanfiction more. Hell yeah, I'm a review whore. X3
My Ever wonderful and cherished name~
... Not that I'll ever give you the honor of knowing it. My name doesn't concern you of any matter, so just call me Sakura Panda or Dark Tenshi. NO, I am NOT a pervert out to kill little children so don't go FBI on me.
How long I've been on the planet~
Ahh, I possess the YOUTH that 'Gai-sensei' -shiver shiver- will forever approve of. Can ya guess my age?
When Kami-sama decided to throw me, thou divine angel, on earth~
Shower me with presents and reviews on the 20th of September
Gender associated that of the 'human' species~
Female, what else would I be? A DUDE? I'm insulted (faints)
Where I was brought into this world/which country I consider myself to be~
I have Asian blood, but I convince myself that I'm more American than anything since I lived there for the 4 years that are most vividly imprinted into my memory.
Current location AKA where I DON'T want to be~
One would think I'm from planet Pluto since I'm so damn cold, but trust me, I'm on the map.
The unpredictable part of me that varies from person to person~
Hmmm, how to explain? Me ish a PMSing-kind-of-happy-go-lucky-but-very-emotionless-yet-random person, and that's just a vague description depending on my mood. An emo person that likes dark things, and tends to be too cynical for my own good. Am I normal?
What I consider okay to do~
Writing (FANFICTION PWNS DA WORLD). Drawing. Procrastinating. Stalking. Surfing the net. IMing/PMing. Being cynical. Watching TV. Reading online manga. Scaring my friends with my on and off mood swings. Acting out my personality.
Where my interests stand. Not that I have many~
Anime/manga. Fanfiction. Music. LimeWire. YouTube. Facebook. IMing/emailing. the Internet. Online quizzes.
What irks me to no end~
Pretty much the whole world and its people. Being goody-two-shoes. How people think they know you but don't. Other personality issues that I think I have in myself most of the time.
What I can't control in myself~
Being cold and sucking at lots of things (my 'friends' claim otherwise). I tend to be cynical and sarcastic, not to mention dry and insulting to people that act like they have no brains. Has a scary temper, and is one to have two sides to her anger (one is to have an all out physical and word fight and the other to have the deadly silent fury). I warn you all, do not test me.
What I can do to freak people out with my superior abilities~
Due to the evil wrath of a once-a-month cycle, it's very likely that I will appear dare I say it, hyper. My usual calm and collected self is thrown out the window, and in comes my crazy alter ego. It's more fearsome than my temper because you will never know what will come next. People will know that I act out of the usual circumstances, and either get relieved or completely dumbstruck. Hell yeah, I'm that cool.
Hear ye, hear ye~
I'm currently contemplating whether I should change my Pen name to x-Ice.Blossom-x or.X.Dark-Angel.X. I have a thing with Xs. Sakura Panda63 is getting a little lame. x.x
What I should, would, or need ta do~
I am trying to be someone different, but just on the outside to freak some people out. Dig deeper and you find the original me. Shhh, don't tell anyone (puts finger to lips)...
News on Sakura Panda63
Subject: Le holidays
Friday, September 26th, 2008
Dear wonderful people that can't be bothered to do anything else,
I'm going to make this short, so bare with me with the notices I'm putting up in the 3 minutes I have left on the internet. I am going on holiday, so I will not be here for another 11 days or so.
Oh, and my birthday was on the 20th of September. Was surviving hell at my grandma's birthday party then, so I couldn't announce it to the whole world. But why didn't you lovely people remember yourselves? dies
Over and out,
XOXO (Mwah) Sakura Panda-chan
Mood: Enraged by the invasion of privacy and human rights.
Listening to: My iPod.
Theme Song: Smother Me - The Used
Quote: Everyone is funny in the head, just that I'm crazier above average. My mommy should be so proud...
Has the Urge to: Reply to all the PMs I've got sitting in my inbox but needs to sleep. If you want me to get to you guys faster, I could email you. Anyone else (besides my dear friends) up for a chat with an emo like me?
Needs to: Draw passable hair strands. For anime, not Medusa, of course.
NEWSFLASH
... 8/30/08 ...
.Poisoned Scarlet. AKA Panda-chan has turned 14, so all her presents should come to me for er, security scanning...?
XD
Happy birthday dudette, and all the best for surviving this year. 'Aja Aja FIGHTING !!' as they say it in Full House, ne?
... 8/22/08 ...
Elin-chan has left for HK! (anime tears)
Ah well, I hope you enjoy the place, and I'll visit you. Someday.
Remember to make time for me when the time comes. I hope we keep in touch, okay?
... 8/17/08 ...
One more day to survive until I go home to my sweet lovely bed. Dear down feather pillows, here I COME...
P.S.- Guttersnipe has chapter three -points to sabo said editor, as one evil Inner should do- So take her as a sacrifice instead...?
Lists of Stuff I actually Bother With
Actually, if I had a choice, I wouldn't even write this, but my stupid inner tells me that I should. Damn her for being such a perfectionist... Wait, that's me. My bad -sweatdrop-
(x) Those cute little creatures that they film on animal planet= Carnivorous animals that won't chase after me.
1. The panda. Talk about zen kawaii-ness (with their black and white fur).
2. The wolf. Die Hannah Montana, fear the sharp teeth of the wolf -evil laugh-
3. The tiger. Pwetty kitty, especially the white ones.
(x) When you put a glass prism and light goes through, the pretty raindow that comes out= I mean colors, so pardon my lame explanation.
1. Dark colors e.g. black, navy blue, onyx, blood red, and royal purple.
2. Calm, cold and soothing shades of blue.
(x) Smart lines that random people spout out= Quotes that seem intelligent (smart-ass), interesting, or just plain notable.
1. 'Hn' or 'Whatever...' Personally, whoever created this word is a god/goddess because it definitely shows how much I don't care.
2. Al Gore was right, the world is going to self-destruct and diminish the rest of the human race because it's too messed up. - Me.
3. Say what you like, you're still going to burn down the kitchen by boiling water. On an electric kettle. - My mom.
4. What's the worst thing that's ever happened to me? Hm, that's easy! It was the day I met you - Megan.
5. Corruption is you. - Ye Rin
(x) Oh... The anime, the manga, the drama(s)= What people create solely for entertainment of others. Damn Asia for being so creative.
1. The Anime (the ones with more than a season): Naruto. Card Captor Sakura. Shonen Onmyouji. Honey and Clover (watching a little). God Save our King (?) (I am watching it a little). Gakuen Alice. Colorcloud Palace. Avatar the Last Air Bender. Goong. Tsubasa RESERVoir CHroNiCLE.
2. The Manga (some are on the anime side): Cutie Boy. Goong. Gakuen Alice. La Corda D'Oro (Primo Passo). Fruits Basket (just starting). Ouran High Host Club (just starting).
3. The (Korean) Drama: Goong. Full House. Witch Amusement. Pure In Heart. My Name in Kim Sam-Soon (just starting).
(x) Those brain-washing programs that we watch on the TV= Entertainment for the general public.
Are You Smarter than a 5th Grader? .
Friends.
Life.
Chuck.
House.
Boston Legal.
(little bit of) Heroes.
CSI.
NUMB3RS.
(x) Favorite (female) anime character(s)= In the animes I've watched, I've decided to pick out one heroine. Maybe in the future, I'll choose from all the anime/manga but I'm lazy right now...
I'd have to say Haruno Sakura. I relate to her for some odd reason, minus the fangirling and crying issues. Her pain of heartbreak is similar to mine, and how she's always strong reminds me that I need to be strong as well. Even if I hate her pink hair, bizarre attitude and perkiness in the first 200+ episodes, I think she PWNs in Shippuden (I have yet to watch it, but I know what happens).
(x) Sounds, the noises we make= The genres of music that keep me sane.
Rock.
Hip hop.
J-pop.
K-pop.
Whatever I want to listen to.
(x) Some say books are obsolete, but who gives a damn= Those series that I can't put down once I start reading.
Warriors (it's a cat book series).
Twilight saga.
Eragon and whatnot.
Harry Potter 1-7.
(x) Thing(s) I love to hate= I think the category is self-explanatory; a hell lot more stuff, but just a few here.
Homework.
The school I never actually wanted to go to.
Having to do something that you don't feel like doing.
My straight As.
When I cry.
Windows Vista Parental Controls.
Life.
Uniforms.
Pyscho teachers.
Morons who think they know me all too well.
Parsley.
Annoying noise.
History and the teacher teaching it.
My brain-cell count which slowly depletes every time I'm with my 'groupie'.
The world.
Everyone.
Idiots.
Not to forget an irritating someone, or shall I say a few people.
Fanfiction People on my List
These are the people that mainly influence my day-to-day fanfiction life:
1. Reviewers: A healthy supply of reviews is what keeps an authoress going.
2. Beta Readers for-
Naruto: Miss Itachi Uchiha, Guttersnipe and DemonicAngel08 (Online friend/known as Panda-chan)
Card Captor Sakura: StrawberryXThief and ProtoBlues
I am a perfectionist (it's in my Virgo-nian blood), hence the two-three beta readers for each category. Don't like that? Bite me.
3. My real life good friend(s):
- A Precious V.B.S - So that's your pen name? What does it mean anyways? XD
- annidea23 - So maybe I don't chat with her via FF.net, but that's what IM is for. Luv ya (in a platonic way)
-AzuDCreamPuff - Azu, message me. Period.
4. Normal FF.net friend(s):
- smakn - Maybe not exactly my real friend, but a pretty okay acquaintance. I'm not a good friend -dies-
- .Poisoned Scarlet. - She's like 2-in-1 coffee; my friend and my beta-reader. Message me, and happy b-day. Or as they say it in Mandarin, zhu ni shen ri quai le.
- Guttersnipe -Just a formal acquaintance, but good enuff. She betas for me as well, and damn her stories are funny
- Merciless Ruby - I'm just starting to be friends with her, kind of because I decided to butt my curious head into what happened with her account. She was HACKED, and said hackers should go rot in hell, ne?
- Sayonara Solitaire - A bubbly and sweet friend of mine. Totally lovable person
- blankdreamer - Just became friends :D Nice to meet you
- Gingeh - Super fun to chat with, and she's still out to get the 'PWNful' prize I put up for being the 50th reviewer
- puRpLebLuSh017 - A brilliant SasuSaku writer, plus she is 'Helen of Troy' teehee (for a play)
- Queen Pina - Nice to meet you, your highness. XD
Pairings that I actually Read/Write About
Is it me or do opposites attract practically rule over all of my pairings?
No particular order in some categories (just No. 1 stays #1)
I would full-heartedly accept that if you like other pairings and suggest it in a kind manner, that is fine. I won't bite your head off for your opinion on who you'd like to be together. But if you cross that line, I honestly don't care if you hate me for my pairings/ships. If you flame me on any one of these ships, it is a waste of your time and mine. Even if you are stupid enough to try, I will never change my mind on someone else's grounds. Trash my pairings or me, I have words to say to you: Go rot in hell you biatch and you might find something better to do.
Why am I saying these things? I just had the urge to put in warnings after I read peoples' profiles, and partially for the fact that I am too irritated for words. Can't argue if there's a disclaimer and a reason, no?
oO Card Captor Sakura/ Tsubasa Reservoir Chronicle Oo
1. Kinomoto Sakura & Li Syaoran - It's cannon, and anything other than that sounds wrong to moi.
2. Daidouji Tomoyo & Hiiragizawa Eriol - Too bad he likes Kaho in the end. It's more convincing if Eriol went with Tomoyo, they were made for each other.
3. Mihara Chiharu & Takashi Yamazaki - Ah, the liar and the sane girl. It's too cute that Chiharu always makes him food.
xX Gakuen Alice Xx
1. Sakura Mikan & Hyuuga Natsume - Did you see the most recent chapters (I haven't)? Natsume confessed, and it was too sweet.
2. Imai Hotaru & Nogi Ruka - They have a very great 'relationship': blackmailing. I think they go well together, even if Ruka has a current crush on Mikan.
zZ Naruto Zz (hate me, I don't care)
1. Haruno Sakura & Uchiha Sasuke - Need I say opposites ATTRACT? Sure, Sakura was weak until Shippuden, but who else will Sasuke fulfill his 'second goal' with? Karin? Nu-uh, I don't think so.
2. Hyuuga Hinata & Uzumaki Naruto - Masashi Kishimoto wants them to get together, and it's cute with their contrasting personalities. A very sweet and believable pairing, no doubt.
3. Tenten & Hyuuga Neji - What? They're on the same team, and besides, Tenten 'adores' Neji. The pairing is very VERY interesting to yours truly.
4. Yamanaka Ino & Nara Shikamaru - I guess you could say that Temari would be the better choice, since she IS stronger and all, but then again; the lazy-ass and the hyperactive fangirl does sound good. At least to me.
5. Yuhi Kurenai & Sarutobi Asuma- You have to admit, it was kind of sweet when Kakashi caught them together. Even if Asuma DID die, it's still a cute couple.
6. Godaime Hokage, Tsunade & Jiraiya, Pervy Sage- Call me crazy, but I guess they do seem nice together. Too bad Jiraiya died trying to bring down Pein.
7. Konan & Pein: It's literally partners in crime; just with my twist of romance. I guess they do seem alright, not that I poke fun out of pairing Akatsuki members. They're too smexy to go with anyone else, minus said pairing. XD
uU Harry Potter - J.K. Rowling Uu
1. Lily Potter & James Potter - They ARE cannon since, well, Harry IS kinda their legacy. There are just too many of their FF stories to read, and they are all so good.
2. Hermione Granger & Ron Weasley - Pft, they had KIDS. Need I spell it out for you?
3. Ginny Weasley & Harry Potter - They were together for a long while, so it was inevitable that they got married and 'made babies'.
4. Nymphadora Tonks & Remus Lupin - 'Till death do they part' will not be the apply at all for them, and they had a son to prove it. They were just... Magical.
iI Avatar: the Last Airbender Ii
1. Katara & (Prince) Zuko - Even though Season III didn't come out as planned, I think they still go perfectly together. Fire and water are opposites that need each other, no?
2. Suki & Sokka - Cute and pretty much cannon. Even if Yue was Sokka's first girlfriend-turned-Moon-Spirit.
3. Toph & Aang - A girl can dream right? They are opposites, so why not be attracted to each other?
4. -slightly- Katara & Aang FRIENDSHIP (when I'm bored and out of my mind) - Keep in mind that the keyword is 'friendshiphere.
wW Goong 궁/ Palace Story / Princess Hours Ww
1. Shin Chae Gyung & Lee Shin/Xin - Both in the drama and the manhwa, they were perfect for each other from the start.
2. Lee Yul & Anyone else that ISN'T Cae Gyung - No offense, but he needs to get over his 'love' for Chae Gyung because he is really destroying it for them (in the manhwa). At least he backed off in the drama.
vV La Corda D'Oro (Primo Passo) / Kin'iro no Corda Vv
1. Hino Kahoko & Tsukimori Len - I hated it when all the guys liked her and she showed interests for all of them as well, because it was just too confuzzling. But anyway, I figured that the 'Romance of the Two Violinists' went extremely well.
2. Shouko Fuyuumi & Shimizu Keiichi - Both very soft-spoken and shy, they are just too kawaii together.
kK Cutie Boy (manhwa) Kk
1. Lee Han-ah & Yoo Min - Though the ending was sucky, it was still obvious that Han-ah really liked Yoo Min just as much as he liked her back.
aA Twilight series - Stephenie Meyer Aa
1. Isabella (Bella) Swan & Edward Cullen - Does marriage and a half-vampire baby mean anything to you?
2. Rosalie Hale & Emmett Cullen - They are kind of married already, so why escape the truth?
3. Alice Cullen & Jasper Hale - The two of them have such interesting abilities, and attraction was just the most logical explanation.
mM Full House (풀하우스, Pul hauseu) Mm
1. Han Ji-Eun & Lee Young-Jae - The ending was pure cute-ness since everything that happened. Too kawaii.
2. Kang Hye-Won & Yoo Min-Hyuk - First loves are always important, and Min-Hyuk did seem attracted to her in the end. Was that flirting I saw?
These are some of my ideas for you people that actually read my profile, but if you want me to start on any one of them, just send me a message or whatever. Also, DO NOT STEAL OR ELSE I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN; if you want to use the idea, PM me and ask me for permission.
Card Captor Sakura Stories
1. Lights, Camera, Love?
Summary: Nineteen year old Sakura Kinomoto and 20 year old Syaoran Li are the hottest on-screen couple ever. They are both starring the main roles in one of the biggest movies of the year, My College Romance, with the already official couple, Eriol Hiiragazawa and Tomoyo Daidouji , their on-screen and real life best friends. But here’s the catch, Sakura and Syaoran absolutely detest each other, not just in their roles, but in real life! As they spend more and more time shooting the film, will sparks fly, or will the evil co-star, Ayame, ruin it all? Pairings: SxS and ExT
2. My Sadistic Roommate
Summary:Sakura Kinomoto’s life is pure hell in college. She has a cocky and sadistic playboy of a roommate, also known as Syaoran Li. She has a highly eccentric teenage designer Tomoyo Daidouji as a best friend, and her ultra weirdo boyfriend, Eriol Hiiragazawa. Syaoran just LOVES to tease, pretend to be her boyfriend, flirt, and annoy Sakura to bits. Could her life get any worse? Wait, it just has… Pairings: SxS and ExT
3. I Think Cupid Hates Me
Summary: Sakura Kinomoto’s your average 19 going on 20 year old girl. Okay, her life is not that average, having an evil matchmaking best friend, Tomoyo Daidouji, and tons of fanboys/suitors. One day, Tomoyo hand accidentally ‘slipped’ and dropped the competition application for the new hot show, Cupid’s Arrow. There, Sakura and Tomoyo have to meet and compete for the two hottest stars, Syaoran Li and Eriol Hiiragazawa. Cupid just hates them, doesn’t he? Pairings: SxS and ExT
Naruto Stories
Mainly Sasuke X Sakura stories:
1. Matchmaking Reinforcements
Pairings: SasuSaku NaruHina NejiTen ShikaIno
Rating: T, NOT a one-shot
Summary: No one could beat Haruno Sakura at her game: Matchmaking. She of course, was the one that set Ino, Tenten, and Hinata with cute guys time and again (just that they weren’t The One). Problem is; her almighty matchmaking skills just wouldn’t want to work on herself, making her date-less for life. Why? Only for the simple reason that Kami-sama hates her, since he cursed her to be with the Uchiha Sasuke, a man that just sadistically loves to scare her ‘suitors’ away. Believe it or not, the irritating jerk needs her services, though she IS Enemy #1. But is he prepared to fall for her? I think not.
Genre:Humor/Romance
2. The Devil in Pink
Pairings: SasuSaku, NaruHina, NejiTen, ShikaIno
Rating: T, NOT a one-shot
Summary: Uchiha Sasuke is SO last year. I got over him before he even came back, fulfilling his so-called dreams of killing that mentally insane freak, Uchiha Itachi. You must be thinking who the hell I am to say that; well, the name’s Haruno Sakura: EX-fangirl of the Uchiha, pink Devil, not to mention kick-ass medic-nin. Now he and his stupid clan-restoring plan will crumble because of me, so in YOUR face. But sad to say: I fell in love with him again trying.
Genre: Humor/Romance
3. The Paper Fan
Pairings: SasuSaku, NaruHina, NejiTen, ShikaIno
Rating: T, NOT a one-shot
Summary: Haruno Sakura hates her job at the Paper Fan, the most famous restaurant in Japan. For one, her brilliant mind is wasted on being a chef/part-time waitress instead of something like curing cancer. Another thing she hates is (drumroll please) her chicken-ass haired boss, not to mention owner of half the Uchiha business, Uchiha Sasuke. Why would she hate this rich hunk, you ask? He finds pleasure in making her life hell. Worst part is: she ended up falling in love with him while serving sushi.
Genre: Humor/Romance
4. Palace Story
Pairings: SasuSaku, NaruHina, NejiTen, ShikaIno, SaiOC
Rating: T, NOT a one-shot. Adapted from Goong manhwa
Summary: In modern day Japan, the royal family was forever and still respected. The Crown Prince, Uchiha Sasuke, was betrothed to a simple 18 year old girl, Haruno Sakura, as a promise between grandfathers. Now, Uchiha Sai, long-lost relative of the Uchiha royal bloodline has fallen for the Crown Princess, causing an uproar within their family. How many more dark secrets does the prestigious Uchiha bloodline have to hide?
Genre: Romance/Drama/Humor
5. Expiry Dates
Pairings: SasuSaku
Rating: Undecided
Summary: They were in the supermarket, stocking up groceries for the Uchiha compund. "All things have expiry dates, Sakura" Sasuke replied tiredly; but Sakura replied, "But does our friendship have an expiry date, Sasuke-kun?"
Genre: Fluff-shot
.: Current Stories that are In-progress :.
Title: Hell Under One Roof
Category: Card Captor Sakura
Pairings: Sakura X Syaoran, Tomoyo X Eriol, Chiharu X Yamazaki, Meiling X Ryu (OC), Naoko X Haruyuki (OC), Rika X Terada
Rating: T and Alternate Universe, with mild humoristic violence and cursing/insulting. OOC because:
a) The girls are older and tougher (we all know that they still have their 11/12 year old sides to them)
b) The boys are more perverse and weird (but still most likely the same people, just on the inside)
Summary: Sakura and her 5 pals, Tomoyo, Meiling, Chiharu, Naoko, and Rika are engaged to six complete random strangers, who are Syaoran, Eriol, Ryu (OC), Yamazaki, Haruyuki (OC), and Terada (he’s younger in this fic, k?). All of them had to live under one roof of one GIANT mansion until the pairs got married. All of them vowed that they would NEVER love their chosen ‘lovers’, but will they truly stay true to their promise?
x.x.x.x.x
Title: My Airway Romance (under construction for name)
Category: Naruto
Pairings:Sakura X Sasuke, Hinata X Naruto, Tenten X Neji, Ino X Shikamaru
Rating: T and Alternate Universe, with cursing/insulting present and people that seen to be on crack.
Summary:Haruno Sakura is your average air hostess/doctor-in-training. She has an average pay salary and uniform, and works as the co-captain of her team of other Leaf Airway hostesses (with Yamanaka Ino, Hyuuga Hinata, and Tenten). Enter Uchiha Sasuke, egotistical new Chief Executive Officer/CEO (n00b) of Leaf Airways with his team of Chief Officers Uzumaki Naruto (Chief Operating Officer/COO), Hyuuga Neji (Chief Finance Officer/CFO), and undercover Nara Shikamaru (Chief Managing Officer/CMO). As the bane of their existence, Sakura and the others will have to ‘serve’ those insufferable men excluding Shikamaru throughout the time period of 6 months. Sounds long enough to fall in love, right?
NOTE: I AM OPEN TO ANY SUGGESTIONS (HONEST FLAMES IF NECESSARY) ABOUT MY STORIES/REQUESTS. IF YOU WANT ME TO WRITE SOMETHING, PLEASE KEEP IT IN NON-YAOI/NON-YURI TERMS (no offence intended). AS FOR STORIES, DO NOT REQUEST FOR A CHANGE IN PAIRINGS UNLESS IT'S ONLY FOR A SHORT PART/TO SPICE IT UP.
I tell everyone this because I do not want any misunderstanding. I will not tolerate bashing to my pairings or who I associate with, and I don't want trouble for myself. If you do cross my boundaries, I will assure you that the damage that anyone sends will be returned ten-fold. Please don't make me do that.
(Beta Reading) Info About Me in FF -dot- net/Requirements from me to Other Beta Readers
Under construction. Too much is on my mind now; to a point where I feel extremely depressed. Will upload this when I feel like it. And yes, I'm considering to become a Beta Reader, though I have two of my own at the moment.
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