Space-fillers, kthx. Random thoughts...eesh.

Currently obsessed with Kingdom Hearts + II.

Prone to raping emotes such as C: ;C :c XD : D =o O, etc. I say 'filum' instead of 'film', and rah-dee-aye-tor instead of ray-dee-ay-tor.

Would like more Japanese films. :C Particularly from "Beat" Takeshi.

Hmm ... Narutart, Uke, Hate hearing about pairings from Naruto, and Naruto TS information. C:

Feel free to send a message my way.

News:

11 Oct, 09

Have ttly neglected this account. :C And this comp. Have a few fics to send people's way. Hope they're better quality than my older stuff. C:

-Chiaki

Profile:

Hello! I hope you all like my stories. If you like my fics then please feel free to message me.

Hmmm ... I absolutely refuse to stop liking something just because A) it's popular and B) a vast majority of its fanbase are retards. Hoo-rah!

I must have been bored to have written all this for my profile. You must be bored to read it. C:

Will read most stuff as long as it has no Sasupairings. : ) Yaoi, yuri, whatever, is fine, as long as there's no SasuNaru, SasuSaku, Sasukari, etc. but particularly those three. XD;

South Park fics are love. Cartman-centric and Cartmanx(anyone) ones are my favourite. X3

I procrastinate. :C And a bit of a retard online...and offline. =D' And am sarcastic at times, have random obsessions with the strangest of things and won't put up with being treated badly/ranted at like some sort of wall. :c weee!

Bit of a perve. Shutup. You have an inner Jiraiya, too. ;c

Blatant cynicism = Fail. :C Not naive, but I don't like negative talk all the time. XD

Ahum, I don't ever go out of my way and/OR bitch at people for making art/fics of pairings or of people I don't like. But, I retain the right to loathe Sasuke pairings, even if I don't bash them at every turn, or at all. : ) Does the reason for this make me a "Narutard"? I prefer the term "Narutart".

Writing:

Just some stuff if to know if you think maybe my fics will be the usual unoriginal, stand-in-sakura, lets get straight to the pairings kind of fics.

I'm more of a writer than a reader, of fics that is, but will probably read only non-Narufics purely to avoid the pairings. :D I hate quite a few of the unavoidable ones.

I'm not the best writer in the world, nuuu way, in fact I'm a bit of a perfectionist so I'll probably never be completely finished fiddling with fics, but I at least like to think mine are decently written, believable, and interesting.

Yes, I pair myself with a canon person and write from my own point of view. And? Some people seem to have such a spaz over that...orz Leave me alone, please...!

I don't like doing the typical "Stand-in-Sakura" thing, since Sakura's epic and deserves to ... not be pushed out and overshadowed like that. XD That's just unoriginal and boring, seriously BORING to write. And read. :C I don't like fics like that, that omit story just to get right to the OMGpairingspluxx0rz.

That and I'm not a god-damn Mary Sue. - w-; ... I think. Anyone with a balanced view willing to give me an opinion when I post my main fic up? I'd love that. : )

Uuuuum. The only Japanese I'll use in fics is honorific suffixes (line San, chan, and sometimes stuff like neesan or niisan), because, I mean, come on, "Neji big brother," "Shizune-big-sister, dattebayo"? xD Srsly.

No. D: I do not kill off females, especially not just because I don't like them. I'm close to loathing plenty of females and males with every inch of my being (Karin =D for example ahahah--but she's gorgeous :C), but I don't kill them or write them out. :)

Blargh. My main (the 52-chaptered one) does have SOME elements I'd never put into any fic I'd write now (bits of wapanese; some cliché, slightly mary-sue parts, etc.), since...well, that is about a two/three ... almost four years old. C: My writing has changed since I last updated, and that hopefully will show in the edited version I want to post.

Links:

My Anime-Layout Website (kind of . . . dead)
My DeviantART (old) (rarely checked)
My DeviantART (old.2) (checked but no more posting art)
My DeviantART (CURRENT)
My Youtube

Working On - Unamed Projects and Reposts:

Reposts:

Unnamed fic - Sasuke x Chiaki:-
Status: Still tweaking first few chapters.

"A Break from Bi-Hunting" Hinted at Kisame x Itachi:-
Status: Not yet posted. This is sad excuse of a humour fic is now currently a 17-page oneshot. I think once I've decided on an ending, this will be reposted for the forth and hopefully last time.

"The Ninja Nursery" Multiple mild pairings:-
Status: Chapter 1 will be deleted. Edited/Cleaned up version already written but not finished. Looking for someone to help me out with ideas, as I'm undecided on so much of it. xD

Unnamed:

(Unnamed) Sakura x Ino x Shikamaru x Tayuya:- (not a gang bang, in case you're wondering ;D)
Status: In the process of being written. Chapter 1 Nearly finished. AU.

Ketsuton:

Your not so local uketard of lulz and trupax. C:

Languages: Englishplx, Japanese, French (the numbers 1-20 :'D), German (Learning; Michel Thomas was a genius!). Would love to learn Chinese and Irish Gaelic. :C

Loves:-
Anime, Manga, Sunny days with a nice breeze!, Dinosaurs, the Planets, When Japanese films come on TV, Pokémon games (ohfux SoulSilver plz), Irish accents, Languages, The old Disney movies, Old kids shows, Hanna Barbera cartoons, 'Home Improvement', Video games, The MANY anime plushes that currently occupy my bed. ;x

I'd really like to go play hide and seek or kick a football around with someone. :'C No one I know wants to, though. ;n;

Un-loves:-

"Stand-in Sakura"s in Naruto fics; Fics that are near enough word for word with what they're portraying; Bad typing, spelling and grammar; Closed-mindedness, Snobs, Pessimism, Social Conditioning, When people hate other people because of skin colour/personal preferences, Cold tea, Guilt-tripping, Wemo behaviour, Liquorice, Whining, Diet coke, Flashing/flickering images and Flashes of colour/light, Crowds, Being stared at.

I also can't stand when people just say, "Update," even with a please afterwards, and then nothing else. It's rude and kind of pointless. :C

The Bane of my (internet)Existance:-
I don't like when I run into people who shove pairings I dislike under my nose, when they know how much it irritates me even if they don't really know why. :c This means, if ... "Bob" likes a pairing he knows I hate, it doesn't mean I'm going to instantly hate him, because after all, Bob maybe epic and cool. : D What'll make me dislike talking to Bob or feel awkward is if Bob shoves SasuNaru under my nose or throws reasons for SasuSaku or SasuKari at me. They make me uncomfortable, so that's when I'm likely just going to ignore Bob.

This is because Bob can quite easily find thousands of people who DO like it, literally--just type SasuNaru into Google ono;--and talk to them about it, and instead of talking to me about it, talk to me about something we both can 'tard over. C8...like the GAI MOBILE!

Hobbies: Writing, Reading, Walks, Art, Video games, Daydreaming, Japanese, Outdoor games with friends.

Favourite Anime: Naruto, Negima!?, Pokémon.

Favourite Manga: Naruto, Death Note, Mahou Sensei Negima!, Shaman King, Dragonball.

I like Katekyo Hitman Reborn, too. : ) The manga makes me laugh, but I've only read up to vol:3.

Favourite Songs: If I list them all off now, you'll be here all day. : ) So. I'll be stingy and just name the extra special ones.

キモモノガタリ - うちはサスケ / ユラユラ - Hearts Grow / ワインド - 明星 / R O C K S - HOUND DOG
Sanctuary - 宇多田ヒカル / Братья - 大島ミチル / Trust You - 林原 めぐみ /
THIS MACHINE - Julien-K / Life is Like a Boat - 舩越りえ / We Will Go - YUI
Laugh Away - YUI / I Believe - 絢香 / Blue Bird - いきものがかり

...And that's not even all of them. =3=;

Favourite Bands/Singers: 林原めぐみ, 宇多田ヒカル.

Favourite Video Games (GameCube): Naruto: GNT3/4, Harvest Moon, Pkmn Colosseum, Sonic Adventure 2 Battle.

Favourite Video Games (PS2): Naruto: Ultimate Ninja 3, Naruto: Uzumaki Chronicles 2, Kingdom Hearts I/II, Disgaea: Hour of Darkness/Cursed Memories.

Favourite Cartoons: South Park / Rugrats / Ed, Edd n Eddy / Hong Kong Phooey / Yogi Bear / Top Cat / Help!... It's the Hair Bear Bunch! / Goober and the Ghost Chasers / The Adams Family / Crayon Shin-Chan / The Flintstones / (the old) Scooby-Doo.

Favourite T.V. Programs: Father Ted, Documentaries about dinosaurs/the plants.

Favourite Movies: Zatoichi, HANA-BI, Most classic Disney movies, Toy Story, South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut, Pokémon movies 1/3/8/9.

Favourite Books: Memoirs of a Geisha, Angela's Ashes, 'Tis (granted, only ones I've read XD;).

Favourite Subjects: Art, Japanese, French, German.

Favourite Comedians: Michael McIntyre, Lee Evans, Frankie Boyle.

Favourite Genre of Music: A bit of everything, from Perfume (the Japanese group) to Marilyn Manson to the odd song from Eminem (..that even how it's spelled?), to Édith Piaf. I'm not a fan of metal, music with lots of screaming/roaring, but it just depends since I do like a few of Slipknot's songs. Partial to Rammstein despite not understanding much of what they're saying, but sometimes I just like really catchy tunes that older generations would tut at. :C I do hate wemo lyrics though.

Fears: Lightning (but I'm fascinated by it Ó_Q), Heights (mostly of falling through the air, though), Bugs, other stupid things. Although I'm generally up to facing fears. C8

Current Mini Obsessions: Mrs. Doyle (Father Ted), Pokémon games, "Beat" Takeshi's films. CX

EPIC, KTHQ: Tayuya, Kin Tsuchi, Hyuuga Hinata, Tenten, Mitarashi Anko, Haruno Sakura, Yuuhi Kurenai, Hyuuga Hanabi, Yamanaka Ino, Kagurazaka Asuna, Nagase Kaede, Misty/Kasumi, Jessie/Musashi, Toph ... John Barrowman. : D

GTFO, PLZ: Sasuke pairings / Sasuke fan-girls / Sasuke haters (quit PMSing, loves ;c ) / (nuclear) fan-tards in general.

Pairings I HATE: All Sasuke pairings, Zutara, KakaSaku, ShinoxMale pairings (he just seems like THE most straight person in existance), and a few others. Most other pairings I'm alright with, but I'm not particularly fussed over the whole pairing thing. And although I don't really care who people pair who with, I cringe when I see pairings of Sakura and/or Karin. :c''

If anyone's managed to get through all that, well done; have a biscuit and a cuppa tea for yourself. Thank you. Cx I really hope you enjoy my writing.

-Chiaki