Hey everybody! My name is H2P2. Yes, H2P2. I make it a custom for people to guess what it stands for. Let me know what you think it means!

Oh right! I never gave my real name. It's JOE. If I told you anymore, my parents would kill me, so it is just JOE. It is in all caps because i like it like that. Looks masculine. hehe. just kidding. Anyway, I WILL be publishing stories on this site. Sorry it is taking so long. If I do publish, they will be in Harry Potter and Avatar: the Last Airbender. Maybe Kyle XY if I think of a good plot. If I publish in another category, I will let people know on this profile. Check back every so often. You never know what awaits you. lol

You may notice that my favorites lists are ridiculously large, but that is because I love so many different plots and ideas. I will read a lot of stuff, but there are RULES. AKA don't bother asking unless I mention a way you can ask me. This is the list of stuff I like and don't like for the three categories, Harry Potter, Avatar, and Kyle XY. Read Carefully.

Harry Potter:

Ships I love:

Ron/Hermione

Harry/Ginny

Neville/Luna

Ships I hate:

Draco/Hermione

Draco/Ginny

Harry/Luna

Ron/Lavender

Ships I tolerate:

Harry/Hermione

Draco/OC

Conclusion: If you have Draco/Hermione/Ginny as your main pairing, don't bother. I will happily read my three favorites if they are main pairings. I might read the ships i tolerate if they are good.

Avatar:

Ships I love:

Kataang

Tokka

Sokka/Ty Lee

Sokka/Suki

Zuko/Mai

Ships I hate:

Zutara (YUCK YUCK YUCK)

Taang

Azula/Zuko

Katara/Jet

Ships I tolerate:

None that I can think of.

Conclusion: I love avatar fanfiction the most of all three. But it MUST be Kataang. I REFUSE TO READ ZUTARA (unless it ends and kataang is the main pairing) AND TAANG!

Kyle XY

Ships I love:

Kyle/Amanda

Josh/Andy

Lore/Declan

Ships I hate:

Everything Else

Conclusion: I like the least because I am still new to this source of fanfiction.

Now, you have an idea of what I like. But there are several rules that I haven't given. They are:

I am finally able to read mature fanfictions. Bring 'em on!

NO SLASH, INCEST (pairings within a family (like katara/sokka)), OR STEAMING PWP (porn without plot).

Okay, that is done with. Moving on.

I am currently 17 and love to write fanficiton. I currently have several stories for Harry Potter, Avatar: the Last Airbender, and Kyle XY. Check 'em out!

Now for some fun (I got most of these from Aangsfan's profile)

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This is Bunny. I got him from someone else.Copy and paste Bunny into your signature to help him gain world domination.

SUPPORT THE BUNNY!

Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile! (wooooo!)

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Put this in your profile if you know someone who is fighting, has survived, or died of cancer

If you have ever been pushed into an ice-cold pool copy and paste this into your profile

92 of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said it was uncool to breathe. If you're part of the 8 that's laughing till ya' choke, copy this and paste it in your profile.

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen Teetering On The Brink Of Insanity Past The Point Of No Return Man Life Sucks, The Poisoned Doughnut of DOOM -'TophToph'-, chocolatecoveredbananacheese, Vanille Strawberry, Semper-Fidelis-To-Kataang, Aangsfan, H2P2.

If you think about Avatar practically 24/7, copy and paste this into your profile!

98 of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you are one of the two percent who haven't, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you support Kataang , copy and paste this into your profile !

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique,so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you want to kill the person who said Avatar was a load of rubbish, copy and paste this into your profile!!!

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

f you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that poor Trix rabbit some Trix, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile.

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you think that green skin is awesome, copy this into your profile.

If you think it's stupid that girls are automatically labeled with the color pink, colpy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever walked into a window copy this onto your profile.

Can you raed tihs? Olny srmat poelpe can. I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg.The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. If you can raed tihs cpoy and ptsae.

I don't suffer from addiction to Kataang, I enjoy every minute of it! If you love Kataang, copy and paste this to your profile.

You're a 90's kid if:

You can finish this 'ice ice _'
You remember watching Doug, Ren & Stimpy, Pinky and the Brain, Bobby's World, Felix the cat, The Tick...AAAAAAAH Real Monsters!
You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"
You just cant resist finishing this . . . "Iiiiiiin west philidelphia born and raised . . ."
You remember TGIF, Step by Step, Family Matters, Dinosaurs, and Boy Meets World.
You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons.
You got super excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school.
You remember reading "Goosebumps"
You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school.
You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not
If you remember seeing hot tub bubbles make bubbly sounds before every music video on VH1.
when everything was settled by rock paper scissors..or bubble gum bubble gum in a dish...eeny meeny miney mo...and even better daddy had a donkey inky binky bonky.
You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time.
"Where in the World is Carmen San Diego?" was both a game and a TV game show.
Captain Planet. He's a Hero.
You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the green ranger, were meant to be together.
You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular.
You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny.
You remember watching Home Alone 1, 2 , and 3 . . . and tried to pull the pranks on "intruders"
You remember watching The Magic School Bus, Wishbone, and Reading Rainbow on PBS.
You remember when Yo-Yos were cool.
You remember those Where's Waldo books.
You remember eating Warheads.
You remember watching the 1st Batman, Aladdin, Ninja Turtles, and 3 Ninjas movies.
You remember Ring Pops.
You remember drinking Surge, and Tang.
If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!"
When they made the new lunchables so that you could make pizza AND tacos.
You remember boom boxes vs. cd players.
Making those little paper cootie-catcher things, and then predicting your life with them.
You played and/or collected "Pogs"
You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere.
. . . Furbies
Saved By The Bell was the coolest show ever!
You haven't always had a computer, and it was cool to have the internet.
And Windows 95 was the best.
You watched the original cartoons of Rugrats, Power Rangers, and Ninja Turtles.
Michael Jordan was a king.
YIKES pencils and erasers were the stuff!
All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand.
You remember when the new Beanie Babies and Talking Elmo were always sold out.
You collected those Beanie Babies.
Mortal Kombat was awesome--the game and the movie
Carebears
Gak was the coolest stuff invented.
Lambchop's song never ended.
The old dollar bills.
Silver dollars, which were cool to have.
You remember a time before the WB.
You collected all the Troll dolls
You had to read Weekly Reader's in class.
If you even know what an original walkman is.
You remember wanting to sit on the orange Nickelodeon couch.
You've gotten creeped out by "Are You Afraid of the Dark?"
You know the Macarena by heart.
"Talk to the hand" . . . enough said
You always said, "Then why don't you marry it?!"
You remember trying to collect all 150 original pokemon cards but never could and if you did you thought you were all that!
You remember Highlight's magazine.
You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace.
You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground.
Before the MySpace frenzy . . .
Before the Internet & text messaging . . .
Before Sidekicks & iPods . . .
Before MIKE JONES . . .
Before PlayStation2 or X-BOX . . .
Before Spongebob . . .
Back when you put off the 5 hours of homework you had every night.
When light up sneakers were cool.
When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.
When gas was $0.95 a gallon & Caller ID was The new thing.
When we recorded stuff on VCRs.
When we called the radio station to request songs to hear off of our walkmans.
When gameboy was a brick.
You did MASH to figure out your future
When you weren't cool unless you had a Starter jacket.

Way back.
Before we realized all this would eventually disappear.
Who would have thought you'd miss the 90's so much!!!!!
Post this in your profile if you remember these days . . . .
or if you smiled at one of these things.

Coming Soon!

A List of my Favorite Authors (will not be in order).

more jokes!

and best of all! more stories!!!!