Author has written 17 stories for Silence of the Lambs/Hannibal, Red Eye, V for Vendetta, Doctor Who, Law and Order: CI, X-Men: The Movie, Harry Potter, Schindler's List, Twilight, Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, Cabaret, and Handmaid's Tale.
Alrighty then, where to start.
My name isn't actually Clarice Waters. My username is a cross between Clarice Starling from 'Silence of the Lambs' and 'Hannibal' and Dr. Samantha Waters from a tv show called 'Profiler'.
Um. I have no illusions about being a good writer. I am quite aware of my lack of talent but am also aware that despite such a lack some people do enjoy my writing, and so decided to sign up here.
These are where I'm at as far as the pairings go: (In no particular order)
Harry Potter: To save time lets just say that I always read Hermione, whoever she's with is dependent on my mood at the time.
Law and Order CI: Alex/Bobby.
X-Men movieverse: I always read Rogue, whoever I read her with is again dependent on my mood at the time.
Profiler: Dr. Samantha Waters/Jack of All Trades.
the Hannibal Lecter Omnibus: Clarice/Lecter.
Doctor Who: Rose/Nine, Rose/Ten, Rose/Ten2.
Red Eye: Lisa/Jackson.
V for Vendetta: V/Evey.
Repo: The Genetic Opera: Shilo/Graverobber.
28 Weeks Later: Tammy/Doyle.
Charlie's Angels: Dylan Sanders/The Creepy Thin Man.
House M.D: House/Cameron, House/Cameron/Wilson, Cameron/Wilson.
Batman: The Dark Knight: Joker/Rachel.
M*A*S*H: BJ/Hawkeye, sometimes BJ/Hawkeye/Trapper.
Schindler's List: Amon Goeth/Helen Hirsch. Their hate/mostly hate relationship fascinates the hell out of me.
Star Trek Reboot: Spock/Uhura.
How I Met Your Mother: Robin/Barney.
Big Bang Theory: Sheldon/Penny.
The Tudors: Princess Mary/Eustace Chapuys.
BBC Sherlock: Sherlock/John, Molly/Moriarty, Molly/Moriarty/Moran, Molly/Moran.
A piece of information for anybody who attempts to write an Australian:
I live in Australia and can tell you for a fact that very few of us actually use the words 'shiela', 'mate', 'criecky' and 'hard yakka', unless we're ripping off people who actually do use the words 'shiela', 'mate', 'criecky' and 'hard yakka'. It's nonsense. The nonsense ramblings of a demented animal obsessive.(The crocodile hunter) You're all acting as if he taught them to the rest of us. He's dead, let them die with him.
'The eyes of others our prisons; their thoughts our cages.'- Virginia Woolf
'To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all.' -Oscar Wilde
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