Clarice Waters
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since: 01-25-07, id: 1206404, Profile Updated: 04-06-13
country: Australia
Author has written 17 stories for Silence of the Lambs/Hannibal, Red Eye, V for Vendetta, Doctor Who, Law and Order: CI, X-Men: The Movie, Harry Potter, Schindler's List, Twilight, Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, Cabaret, and Handmaid's Tale.

Alrighty then, where to start.

My name isn't actually Clarice Waters. My username is a cross between Clarice Starling from 'Silence of the Lambs' and 'Hannibal' and Dr. Samantha Waters from a tv show called 'Profiler'.

Um. I have no illusions about being a good writer. I am quite aware of my lack of talent but am also aware that despite such a lack some people do enjoy my writing, and so decided to sign up here.

These are where I'm at as far as the pairings go: (In no particular order)

Harry Potter: To save time lets just say that I always read Hermione, whoever she's with is dependent on my mood at the time.

Law and Order CI: Alex/Bobby.

X-Men movieverse: I always read Rogue, whoever I read her with is again dependent on my mood at the time.

Profiler: Dr. Samantha Waters/Jack of All Trades.

the Hannibal Lecter Omnibus: Clarice/Lecter.

Doctor Who: Rose/Nine, Rose/Ten, Rose/Ten2.

Red Eye: Lisa/Jackson.

V for Vendetta: V/Evey.

Repo: The Genetic Opera: Shilo/Graverobber.

28 Weeks Later: Tammy/Doyle.

Charlie's Angels: Dylan Sanders/The Creepy Thin Man.

House M.D: House/Cameron, House/Cameron/Wilson, Cameron/Wilson.

Batman: The Dark Knight: Joker/Rachel.

Gingersnaps: Bridget/Sam.

Juno: Juno/Mark.

M*A*S*H: BJ/Hawkeye, sometimes BJ/Hawkeye/Trapper.

Schindler's List: Amon Goeth/Helen Hirsch. Their hate/mostly hate relationship fascinates the hell out of me.

Star Trek Reboot: Spock/Uhura.

How I Met Your Mother: Robin/Barney.

Big Bang Theory: Sheldon/Penny.

Heroes: Sylar/Elle.

The Tudors: Princess Mary/Eustace Chapuys.

BBC Sherlock: Sherlock/John, Molly/Moriarty, Molly/Moriarty/Moran, Molly/Moran.

A piece of information for anybody who attempts to write an Australian:

I live in Australia and can tell you for a fact that very few of us actually use the words 'shiela', 'mate', 'criecky' and 'hard yakka', unless we're ripping off people who actually do use the words 'shiela', 'mate', 'criecky' and 'hard yakka'. It's nonsense. The nonsense ramblings of a demented animal obsessive.(The crocodile hunter) You're all acting as if he taught them to the rest of us. He's dead, let them die with him.

'The eyes of others our prisons; their thoughts our cages.'- Virginia Woolf

'To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all.' -Oscar Wilde


1. the tired sunset of our fettered grace reviews
Harry, Hermione and Ron try to keep it together as the world as they know it dies. Triocentric.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 724 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 9-6-12 - Hermione G. & Harry P. - Complete
2. Fine, Just Fine reviews
Written for the prompt 'Daddy, i'm fine.'
Cabaret - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 294 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9-4-10 - Sally Bowles - Complete
3. this is evolution reviews
Hermione finds her purpose in the war against Voldemort. Hermionecentric.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,933 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7-27-10 - Hermione G.
4. Visions of White reviews
That's just like her: never been dirty. Marks on a piece of paper can be erased, but it's really clean only if it's never been touched. If it's never going to be touched. I classed it as Drama/Horror because they're the only two that came anywhere close.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,332 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 6-8-10 - Willow R. & Angelus - Complete
5. your rosary beads under her hem reviews
Hermionecentric drabble. Hermione has found out that she is a pureblood and is having some trouble adjusting to the new way of life.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 355 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8-6-09 - Hermione G. - Complete
6. darkness is just the absence of light anyway reviews
A Triocentric oneshot quite unlike any you've ever read before. I hope. I put genre 2 as hurt/comfort. I was aiming for suspense or horror but don't think I quite got there. Also they don't have a trio option in the character drop down so it's under Hr/h.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,963 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 5-11-09 - Hermione G. & Harry P. - Complete
7. entropy beneath the yellow cupboards » reviews
on the killing fields. Don't you hate it when the character limit cuts off your heading. A series of oneshots based around the concept that Edward goes to bella's place the afternoon of her first day of school to get his vamp on.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,347 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 3-29-09 - Published: 3-20-09 - Bella & Edward
8. our fire wandering off to the beckoning planet reviews
I attempted to do one of those prompt tables for the Viktor/Hermione pairing but only managed 32 of the 100 prompts before losing interest. Heres what I came up with. It's cronological but there are bigs gaps in time so it may get a tad confusing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,986 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2-2-09 - Hermione G. & Viktor K. - Complete
9. Better Man reviews
The Kommandant thinking, then coming to a decision. Alludes to non-con but doesn't cover the actual act.
Schindler's List - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,022 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 7-24-08 - Complete
10. And life goes on » reviews
Life of movieverse alternate reality Rogue as recorded in her journal. Not really any major plot, just 'down time', you know, between life threatening events. Eventually ScottRogue,but the fics not all about it. M for swearing and issues in later chapters
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,664 - Reviews: 34 - Updated: 2-16-08 - Published: 7-28-07 - Rogue & Cyclops
11. Covet reviews
A little challenge I gave myself. Evilish Snape. One sware and an adult theme or two. It's a oneshot. Over 300 hits and only four reviews? Seriously people, be opinionated! Criticism is considered reveiwing you know, so long as it's constructive.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,612 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 10-3-07 - Hermione G. & Severus S. - Complete
12. The animal in me, the animal in you reviews
A strange little thing I came up with last night. Rogue has been avoiding Beast and he wants to know why. Rated T to be safe. Put genre as humor because I guess some might find it funny. It's a oneshot.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,242 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 7-28-07 - Beast & Rogue - Complete
13. Curiosity reviews
They say curiosity killed the cat. Sometimes it scores him a girlfiend. Rated T for language.
Law and Order: CI - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,849 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-27-07 - Complete
14. The Doctor gives in reviews
After a year of loving her, the Doctor gives in. I'm horrible at sumaries just read it. I'm not so happy with it but you might like it, I don't know. Whatever. 9thDoctorRose.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,255 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2-21-07 - Complete
15. Evey drunk reviews
I wrote this one night ages ago while feeling playful. I found it today in the dark depths of my 'stuff' folder. It's cute. Evey is out of character, V not so much so. Movie canon is out the window.
V for Vendetta - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,525 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 2-5-07 - Complete
16. Be warned reviews
Lisa receives a letter from our favourite manager. In describing Lisa's state of mind I used a few quotes from Marya Hornbacher's 'Wasted'. And in Jacksons Letter I borrowed a line from the Mettallica song 'Prince Charming'.M for language and adult themes
Red Eye - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,802 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 1-29-07
17. Memory is what I have Instead reviews
This is a The Handmaid's Tale book and Hannibal movie crossover. I've taken paragraphs from Margaret Atwood's book and put them together with some stuff of my own. So this is a mix of her work and mine. M for language and adult themes.
Crossover - Silence of the Lambs/Hannibal & Handmaid's Tale - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,839 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1-29-07 - Complete
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