Name: Christina

Age: 14 (most-to-all of the time people tell me I'm too mature for my age)

Fanfiction Lowdown: I just write for Gilmore Girls right now, but I might make a Charmed fic someday (but it will have to have Chris!)

Fanfiction Updating: I won't be Updating for a VERY long time! Though I am working on ch. 7 of 2 S's, a J, and an A.

Likes:

TV: Gilmore Girls, Charmed, One Tree Hill, Wildfire, Greek, Life with Derek, & Days of Our Lives

Movies: Almost everything, but I REALLY hate remakes like "Charlie and the Chocolate Factory"

Games: Almost any board game, esecially my Buffy the Vampire Slayer board game & a PS2 Bowling game.

Books that I've Read: I can't even BEGIN to start this list, it's so long it would take a week to read let alone type!

Links:

Youtube: rjllfan

Things to put in your Profile:

If you can read this message, you are blessed because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:

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uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal

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rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't

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be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl

mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.

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ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling

was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you could read that put it in your profile!

12 THINGS YOU SHOULD NEVER SAY TO A COP:

1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer.
2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
3.Aren't you the guy from the Village People?
4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!
5. Are You Andy or Barney?
6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.
7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
8. I pay your salary!
9. Gee, officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!

10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.
11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are.
12. When the Officer says 'Gee. Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?' You probably shouldn't respond with,'Gee Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?'

1.YOUR REAL NAME: Christina

2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Chrizzle

3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal): Green Cat

4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name): Anne High

5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name): Owechens

6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink): Blue Coke

7. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maidenname, 3rd letter of you dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): Henwale

8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mothers middle name): Anne

9. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets): Black Angel

Qoutes:

"Well, what took you so long?" "There was a line." "Of course there was a line; You took it with you"

-Mike Warnke (Stuff Happens)

"Bite Me..., Not literally!"

-Me

"It's an A and B conversation, C your way out of it"

-My Mom/Aunt Judy

"You suck"

"Very well I'm told"

-Me & My Mom/Aunt Judy

"Bite Me with a twirling lawnmower"

-Rod (Ghostwriter's fanfic 'Best Friends')

"If you ever stumble upon the International House of Pussy, just drop me off.”

-Jess (Meredith-Grey's Fanfic 'Until It Sleeps')

"What happens in D.C., stays on Youtube"

-Walter (Jeff Dunham's 'Spark of Insanity')

"Welcome to Wal-Mart, get your shit and get out"

-Walter (Jeff Dunham's 'Spark of Insanity')

"Traffic?"

"Sucked like Hell"

"Driver's?"

"Angry as Hell"

"And you were?"

"Were scared as Hell"

"Parking here?"

"Sucked more like Hell"

"So?"

"We're in Hell!"

-Jeff & Peanut (Jeff Dunham's 'Arguing with Myself')

"The Beaver lurched down and bit his nipple off. Did not bite it, bit it off. O-F-F off, Bit it off"

-Jeff Foxworthy (Blue Collar Comedy Tour the Movie)

"Your secret dies with me"

-Buffy (Buffy the Vampire Slayer)

"Shoot Me, Stuff Me, Mount Me"

-Xander (Buffy the Vampire Slayer)

I have a Contest concerning my Fanfics, if you're interested check it out at this link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6VxSvwhNzec

My Little Secret:

On my 7th grade proficiency test, in the writing portion I had to write a short story following a sentence that was given. For my short story I wrote a short fanfic, using my own names for Gilmore Girls characters.

So THANK YOU to all of the Fanfic Authors without whom I would've failed!

Keep up the GREAT writing!