Okay, so I am my-joe-jonas obviously. haha. and by the way...i LOVE the jonas brothers!! =p especially joe, since you can tell by my penname =p
Well, I actually didn't think I would write well! I just got bored and started writing something. When my friend read it, she thought it was really good, so I put it on this website.
Kay, so about me:
I am going to a Jonas Brothers concert on August 26th! I am so excited! = My friends and I have been freaking out ever since we got the tickets...which was like 3 months ago! haha. =
uhhh...I LOVE REVIEWS!! haha I just had to get that out of my system! okay so this profile stinks, but I hope I am good for some entertainment...so read my story! PLEASE! I promise you will like it!!
I also HATE Jacob and think he should die! Edward is supposed to be with Bella, not Jacob. I was so mad in New Moon when she started to be with Jacob too much!! grr!! If you hate Jacob too, email me. You can join an I HATE JACOB BLACK CLUB! yay!
Uhh...I am hopefully going to write a book soon, and if I'm lucky get it published! Keep your fingers crossed for me!
I hate it when people review you and say that they hate your story and that you're a horrible writer. That just puts me over the edge!! I'm sure the author will understand if you just say that you don't really like your story, but to keep trying. IT'S JUST PLAIN RUDE WHEN YOU TELL THE AUTHOR THAT THEY ARE A HORRIBLE WRITER AND THE STORY IS HORRIBLE!! ugghh!! Yeah, I actually had someone give me a review like that. I was pretty mad.
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For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.
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Stuff from stories...
FAVORITE JB QUOTES:
Joe: No, I don't have a third arm. Silly fans
Joe: In one week, our album's coming out...This is...I'm gonna go run in traffic! (Runs into an empty street) There are no cars in Oklahoma!
Kevin: That means, like, real time.
Joe: That means in sync with life.
Kevin: Like time!
Nick: Yo, that's illogical. I can't have it.
Joe: Hey, Kevin, what are you doing in the shower?
Kevin: Oh...you know...stuff...
Joe: Awkward!
(From HM episode Me & Mr. Jonas)
Nick (To Miley/Hannah): Wow, you're pretty...(Kev smacks him) I mean...uh...pretty good with the...singing...(Stares at her) You're pretty.
Kev: Nice save.
(From HM episode again)
Nick (To Robbie Ray): You're like a legend, dude...uh, sir...sir dude!
Kevin: One year we built an igloo! It caved in the next day and turned into a dome
Nick: I'll be standing at our meet and greets, playing the air drums, and it actually makes sense in my head what I'm playing. But to everyone else, it just looks like I'm flinging my arms and spazzing out.
Kevin: Joe's nickname is danger. It just is. Everything he does is danger.
Interviewer: Who is the one who always got in trouble?
Kevin (Looks at Joe): Danger.
Joe: No, I didn't always...I always got blamed for everything.
Kevin: Yeah, I was the one who actually did the thing. I just blamed him, and he got in trouble.
Kevin: Nick got attacked by about 30 screaming fans!
Joe: On the street, we call each other crazy names! Usually its Thunder Bolt, Lightening Bolt, and Fierce Tiger.
(This is the sweetest thing):
Nick: Joe took me under his arms like the hero he is. Joe saved my life, so I owe him.
Joe (talking to a fan, who has a sore throat): you have a sore throat?
Vampires Can Cry...
Alice and Rosalie's bridesmaid dresses...(different colors, except the pic doesn't show the bow at the top of the slit)
http://www.davidsbridal.com/bridesmaids_detail.jsp?stid=1011&prodgroup=110
Bella's wedding gown (the different colors, and has a bow at the slit like the bridesmaid dresses...it's spaghetti strap too)
http://www.davidsbridal.com/bridal_gowns_detail.jsp?stid=2635&prodgroup=10
CinderBella
Bella's wedding gown (the apple color)
http://www.davidsbridal.com/bridal_gowns_detail.jsp?stid=2827&prodgroup=10
~emmett-cullen-lover~
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