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| LindaRoo |
Author has written 11 stories for Twilight, and Harry Potter. Here's my response to frequently asked questions... 1. I had planned on just writing an epilogue from Coach Clapp's POV after Angela's chapter was done, but have been convinced by people that I can make it longer. SOOOOOOOOO...the next chapter will be "Emmett Contaminates Pool Water." After that will be "Ben Plays _" I'm not sure yet...I have to figure out what sport Ben would be bad or good at. Next, I'm considering doing an extra Bella chapter and and extra Edward chapter, since everyone's requesting another chap from each of them. After that will be Coach Clapp's teaching First Aid. HAH! 2. I'll pick up Bella's Bachelorette Bash sometime this summer, if I ever find free time to write it. I won't start it again until after Edward in PE is totally finished. 3. I'm probably never going to write another chapter of the Halloween fic. Sorry...no time for it. Very low priority. 4. While I'm glad that people like my story and want me to read theirs, if anyone reviews saying something along these lines "Hey! I love your story! Okay. Now that I reviewed yours, will you PLEASE read and review all my stuff?" the answer is always no. I'm on staff at Twilighted dot net, and am committed to following and validating some specific stories up there. The ten or so I follow are all I have time for. | |||||||
1. The Wild and Wacky Adventures of Edward in PE! » reviewsHilarity ensues when Edward comes back at the end of New Moon and he and Alice get Mrs. Cope to change their schedules to put them in Bella's gym class. How can they appear human when their superhuman athletic aptitudes keep getting in the way?Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 74,371 - Reviews: 1960 - Updated: 3-9-09 - Published: 2-27-072. Bella's Bachelorette Bash » reviewsAlice throws Bella a surprise bachelorette party in a posh Portland penthouse, complete with sexy games, embarrassing gifts, tequila shots, a stripper named Emmett, and a night of clubbing. Rated M for sexual dialogue and adult situations.Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 29,517 - Reviews: 676 - Updated: 10-22-08 - Published: 6-28-08 - Bella & Alice3. Awww! Now Who's Afraid of the Big Bad Wolf? reviewsThings get wild at the Cullen house when Jake and Alice plan a Halloween party for Nessie. Winner of the Humor Category of Twilighted's Missing Moments fanfic challenge!Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,086 - Reviews: 143 - Published: 9-3-08 - Edward & Jacob4. Breaking Dawn Sing Along! reviewsAmerican Pie" by Don McLean set to the plot of Breaking Dawn. You'll laugh.Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 976 - Reviews: 144 - Published: 8-8-08 - Bella & Edward5. Pregnant Vampire Bella Joins the Army! » reviewsThe ultimate combination of horrific AU plotlines...but in character, reasonably plausible and actually written in proper English! Cowritten with the hilarious MarcyJ! We are writing this a breakneck speed, so look for updates oftenTwilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,423 - Reviews: 342 - Updated: 8-6-08 - Published: 3-1-086. Brotherhood » reviewsThe Cullen boys go hunting. Jasper can't stop quoting The Princess Bride, Emmett can't stop quoting Monty Python and the Holy Grail, and Edward, rather put out, responds with Shakespeare. Hilarity ensues! Co-written with the awesome Blondie AKA Robin.Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,195 - Reviews: 206 - Updated: 4-13-08 - Published: 3-31-087. Bella and the Beast: Twilight Karaoke! » reviewsThe songs of Disney's "Beauty and the Beast" humorously re-written to the plot of Twilight. Come join the fun and sing along! You know you want to...Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,218 - Reviews: 249 - Updated: 2-26-08 - Published: 2-11-088. Passwords, Purple Pustules, and Puking Pastilles reviewsWhat happened to Umbridge after Harry defeated Voldemort? How did Ginny and Harry get back together? Whatever became of Xenophilus Lovegood after the explosion? WARNING: DEATHLY HALLOWS SPOILERSHarry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,385 - Reviews: 45 - Published: 8-2-07 - Harry P. & Ginny W. - Complete9. Alice and Renee go to Big Lots to buy Gnomes reviews"Spending eternity with a bad flashlight is not something to be taken lightly," Alice said, her words riddled with cryptic vampirish meaning. "Forever is a long time to be stuck with a cheap LED light, especially when you're awake at night a lot."Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,676 - Reviews: 105 - Published: 4-30-07 - Complete10. New Moon Karaoke reviewsThe plot of New Moon set to the tune of Bye Bye Miss American Pie by Don McLean.Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 995 - Reviews: 90 - Published: 3-20-07 - Complete11. Jasper in Gym reviewsA PE scene from Twilight, from Jasper's point of view.Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,282 - Reviews: 143 - Published: 2-1-07 - Complete
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