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since: 01-26-07, id: 1207412, Profile Updated: 01-17-11
country: USA
Author has written 4 stories for Twilight, and Sorcerer's Apprentice, 2010.

Hello everyone. My name is Mary (but sometimes I go by my internet name which is Kitty), I am 19 years of age and I live in the fire pit known as Arizona. I am an extreme nerd (I get it from my father), but it's ok because my boyfriend likes it when I talk nerdy! I love reading and writing stories (mostly fantasy and science fiction) and I am a TV, theatre, and film addict. I have several story ideas pooling up in my brain that I have yet to write, but hopefully they will make it here eventually. I do mostly one-shots because I hate to be one of those people who starts a story and never finishes it, and I get lo lazy/ busy to finish longer pieces or simply decide that I hate them half way through. As for my writing style, I prefer to stay as cannon as possible for whatever series it is that I am writing for, and I love writing about missing moments for my favorite characters, or giving some of my favorite supporting characters some good stories. I will keep project updates here one my profile to let everyone know what is going on. I hope that if you venture to read my stories you enjoy them and come back for more! Please leave comments and let me know what you think.

Stories/ Works in Progress:

At the moment I have three one shots for Twilight posted. I had a longer Twilight story but I didn't like it so I rubbed it out (in case you were wondering where it went). I am also currently tackling the Balthy 100 challenge for the film The Sorcerer's Apprentice. Last but not least I have started (and may never finish) a couple of Tonks/ Remus one stories for the Harry Potter universe.

My favorite things are:

Favorite books: Harry Potter, Twilight series, Paper Towns/ John Green books, Shadow Children Series, Inkheart series, Tithe and Ironside, Sammy Keys, Mediator, Vampire Kisses, Howls Moving Castle series, Eragon, and many many others.

Anime/Mange: Code Geass, Fruits Basket, Red River, W Juliet Manga, Descendants of Darkness, Yu-Gi-Oh, Gravitation, Ouran High School Host Club, and Black Butler.

Favorite movies: Star Wars, The Sorcerer's Apprentice, Inception, Pirates of the Carribean, X-Men, Lord of the Rings, Some Like it Hot, The Birdcage, and a million other movies.

Favorite bands/ Singers: Lady GaGa, Pink!, Cascada, Muse, David Cook, Panic! at the Disco, Cobra Starship, Linkin Park, Nickleback, any uber catchy song.

Favorite actors: Hugh Jackman, Johnny Deep, Hugh Laurie, Orlando Bloom, James Macavoy, Cillian Murphy, various other hot men.

Favorite TV shows: House, Star Trek (tos), Glee, Human Target, I Love Lucy, American Idol, Friends, Seinfeld, Veronica Mars, Ellen, Frasier.

Favorite Plays/ Musicals: Wicked, Spamalot, Avenue Q, Guys and Dolls.

Quotes (here we go):

Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.

Some people are like a slinky ... not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.

We know exactly where one cow with mad-cow-disease is located among the millions and millions of cows in America , but we haven't a clue as to where thousands of Illegal immigrants and Terrorists are located. Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of immigration!

"Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door..."

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they are okay, then it's you.


1. 100 Flashes of Forever » reviews
My entry for the Balthy 100 challenge. A series of one-shots based on multiple characters, mostly Balthazar and Veronica because I love them . There will be spoilers. Rated T for now just cause. More info inside. Enjoy.
Sorcerer's Apprentice, 2010 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 13 - Words: 14,947 - Reviews: 49 - Updated: 10-1-10 - Published: 8-3-10
2. Lemonade The Sequel reviews
for those of you who loved Lemonade and even those who didn't. a funny one shot about the effect lemonade has on some of our favorite vampires.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,088 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 9-16-07 - Complete
3. Secrets reviews
Everyone has secrets right? So what are the Cullens keeping from Bella? Who keeps stealing Alice's pants? What kindergarden concept did Rosalie fail to grasp? And who is kitty kitty meow meow? one shot 4 now. may add more later. please R&R.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 945 - Reviews: 36 - Published: 4-22-07 - Complete
4. Lemonade reviews
Ever wonder what would happen if all the Cullen kids were in a P.E. class together. Why should you never give a vampire lemonade. very funny. one shot. please R&R.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,964 - Reviews: 46 - Published: 3-28-07 - Complete