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Author has written 10 stories for Bones, Ugly Betty, Stargate: SG-1, and Lazytown. age 25 Pen name Halfpastdead001 Work full time mum to my son and i work as a Tarot reader ( I'm married (yes i have a hubby who reads all my work he hasn't read this so it prolly sucks :-) I'm dyslexic and a functional asd ( that means autistic but I'm not a nutter and i dont count cards) I have a 4 yr old son who is also autistic and none verbal I live in England UK and say thigs like duck or hun when talking to people I have a cat called felix and a load of fish (two angles called booth and bones even tho they are both girls ) I like bones I like writting funny and smutty storys a bout bones and booths I love to read and I realy love reviwes thats all i can think of | |||||||||||||
1. A cat and a symbiote Part 1 of 5 reviewsan wol, a pussy cat, a wulf, a hedgepig and asymboite all end up at the sgc wellcome sgc1.1a see how they they change lifes and loves the trubble they get in to and out ofStargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,266 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10-9-072. Brendan Brennan » reviewsjust some thing that made me laugh i know they are a bit diffrent than the show but i had to do it dissclamer i dont own bones but the little boy is my son so you cant have him tis un read by hubby this is just between you and me some thing i had to doBones - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,134 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 7-3-07 - Published: 2-13-073. Those Trousers, so many cloths so little time ! » reviewsI messed up and inow i have had to repost so i thought id put them all to gether in the right order the title says it allThose TrousersHer TrousersNo Trousers and too much Tequilaand Clean white shirts 14Bones - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,989 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 7-2-07 - Published: 3-19-07 - S. Booth & T. Brennan - Complete4. All grown up reviewsThis is a big honkin M its a step sport smut story if you dont like M or the paring or sex dont read itLazytown - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,106 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 6-27-07 - Complete5. A new family in Lazy Town reviewsjust what the title says. Me and my son in Lazy town see where we go,what we do. Rating may change as i can almost garantee fing and blinding and sporti naugiees.Lazytown - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,220 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6-26-076. Jacks good idea reviewsJack has his best idea yetStargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 291 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 6-12-07 - Carter, S. & O'Neill, J. - Complete7. WHAT IS THAT NOISE » reviewsThere is something in the lab or is there the gang look and find well youll have to read to find out has one or two naughty words its not like my usual workBones - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,623 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 6-5-07 - Published: 6-1-078. You don't Get to touch my squints » reviewsJust a little some thing that popped into my head. Totally, a fair bit daft but in a warm your heart sort of a way. We all know that Booth is totally ALFA male when it comes to bones but what happens when Zack is the target of a beating M slsh ! you haveBones - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,112 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 5-20-07 - Published: 3-20-079. Singing in the closet » reviewsJustin is a baby, Betty is the older sister and is gonna look after Justin for a day so her younger sister can complete her school exams I know your gonna go gooshie that’s a British term it means gush over this give it a go Italics is just thoughts MUgly Betty - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,605 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 5-3-07 - Published: 4-17-0710. Satisfaction? reviewsSatisfaction? M rated enjoy its just smut if you can deal with some one getting on on their own this story is not for youBones - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,510 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 3-14-07 - Complete
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