Broken Oken

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since	: 01-27-07, id: 1208336, Profile Updated: 01-18-10
country	: USA

Author has written 23 stories for Hannah Montana.

Hola! M'llamo Kaylee!
Y me encanta escritura!
No hablo espanol. ;D

MOLIVER IS CANON.
...and for a little while, even the HM writers agreed with me.
They were too stupid to use the crazylicious chemistry between Miles and Mitchel.

If you could not tell already, I am one hundred percent for the "sunken" ship that was really the Titanic--Miley and Oliver.
You could never convert me to the dark side that is causing Hannah Montana to crumble.
I miss when Lilly would hit Oliver and call him names, instead of cooing at him and feeding him. Wtf OOCness?

I have a serious passion for writing.
My life goal is to get SOMETHING published, somewhere in the world.

I write mainly about love, which can suck because I want to feel the emotion I make happen between two characters.
And it's scary because I don't know if I'll ever be able to love someone as much as I can make happen in fictitious situations.
I don't like holding the power sometimes.

I hope that somewhere up there, God's already written my own beautiful love story.

Do not put statements in the negative form.
And don't start sentences with a conjunction.
If you reread your work, you will find on rereading that a
great deal of repetition can be avoided by rereading and editing.
Never use a long word when a diminutive one will do.
Unqualified superlatives are the worst of all.
De-accession euphemisms.
If any word is improper at the end of a sentence, a linking verb is.
Avoid trendy locutions that sound flaky.
Last, but not least, avoid cliches like the plague.
~William Safire, "Great Rules of Writing"

I support Miley 1000000000000000 percent.
SHA!

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1. Dessert reviews
Why had he complained again? He didn't want a piece of chocolate cake; he wanted a piece of Miley. MOLIVER SMUT, ohhh yes.
Hannah Montana - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,702 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 6-24-10 - Oliver O./ Mike S. III & Hannah M./Miley S. - Complete

2. HeartWare » reviews
The comfort of his words somehow set my heart on fire, nothing he'd ever been able to do before, so I knew I had to believe him. I had to trust him because nothing else was telling me not to. MOLIVER, AU.
Hannah Montana - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 98,836 - Reviews: 295 - Updated: 6-21-10 - Published: 2-9-09 - Hannah M./Miley S. & Oliver O./ Mike S. III

3. Connection reviews
Sharing a hotel room would've been fine... you know, if Lilly had been present. MOLIVER oneshot.
Hannah Montana - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,716 - Reviews: 24 - Published: 1-24-10 - Oliver O./ Mike S. III & Hannah M./Miley S. - Complete

4. I've Seen Hannah Montana Naked reviews
...and I think I liked it. MOLIVER-implied oneshot. T for a reason people!
Hannah Montana - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,123 - Reviews: 30 - Published: 2-18-09 - Oliver O./ Mike S. III & Hannah M./Miley S. - Complete

5. In Three reviews
She couldn't be happy for her best friends, even after everything they had done for her. MileyOliver and LillyOliver
Hannah Montana - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,285 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 1-23-09 - Hannah M./Miley S. & Oliver O./ Mike S. III

6. Backseat Accident reviews
I stumbled backwards awkwardly; blushing when I realized my hand had collided with her... butt. MileyOliver oneshot.
Hannah Montana - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,577 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 12-29-08 - Hannah M./Miley S. & Oliver O./ Mike S. III - Complete

7. Pickup Lines reviews
For once in his life, maybe this one worked. MileyOliver oneshot.
Hannah Montana - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,806 - Reviews: 25 - Published: 11-18-08 - Hannah M./Miley S. & Oliver O./ Mike S. III - Complete

8. If We'd Pick a Movie reviews
It's Oliver's turn to choose the movie for movie night, and Miley has no other choice but to help him pick. Oneshot with implied MileyOliver.
Hannah Montana - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,704 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 11-8-08 - Hannah M./Miley S. & Oliver O./ Mike S. III - Complete

9. Don't Kiss the Girl » reviews
Hannah Montana is hosting a kissing booth. And somehow, Oliver's ended up in line. MileyOliver.
Hannah Montana - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 44,304 - Reviews: 192 - Updated: 11-4-08 - Published: 8-13-08 - Hannah M./Miley S. & Oliver O./ Mike S. III - Complete

10. Dance Teacher reviews
- "You don't know how to slow dance?" she questioned with a small smirk and giggle approaching in her throat. - MileyOliver oneshot.
Hannah Montana - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,078 - Reviews: 22 - Published: 8-22-08 - Oliver O./ Mike S. III & Hannah M./Miley S. - Complete

11. Dear Stupid » reviews
Enter the hysterical journal entries of Smoken Oliver Oken as he deals with a cynical psychiatrist, an ugly creature known as the 'Jerk Rat', and newfound feelings for one of his best friends? Major MileyOliver, slight LillyJackson, and sort of MileyJake.
Hannah Montana - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 80,108 - Reviews: 581 - Updated: 8-8-08 - Published: 5-5-07 - Hannah M./Miley S. & Oliver O./ Mike S. III - Complete

12. Too Far reviews
He built the line for a reason, and now, he's crossed it. MileyOliver oneshot.
Hannah Montana - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,683 - Reviews: 35 - Published: 7-29-08 - Hannah M./Miley S. & Oliver O./ Mike S. III - Complete

13. Ten Moments reviews
Ten cutesy Miley and Oliver moments. Part of the tagging game.
Hannah Montana - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,463 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 7-6-08 - Hannah M./Miley S. & Oliver O./ Mike S. III - Complete

14. Swappin' Spit reviews
There's gotta be a way to get rid of Oliver's gum phobia. MileyOliver oneshot.
Hannah Montana - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,234 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 7-4-08 - Hannah M./Miley S. & Oliver O./ Mike S. III - Complete

15. Something to Do reviews
Miley doesn't like Oliver's cure for boredom. Short MileyOliver oneshot.
Hannah Montana - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 647 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 5-29-08 - Hannah M./Miley S. & Oliver O./ Mike S. III - Complete

16. Biology Notes reviews
You're supposed to take notes during Biology, not pass them. LillyJackson oneshot.
Hannah Montana - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,104 - Reviews: 49 - Published: 5-16-08 - Jackson S. & Lilly T./Lola L. - Complete

17. Infinity Plus One reviews
There's a limit of how awkward you can make things... Right? MileyOliver oneshot.
Hannah Montana - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,748 - Reviews: 25 - Published: 4-4-08 - Hannah M./Miley S. & Oliver O./ Mike S. III - Complete

18. Cookie Halves reviews
- "No, you see, this is what boys do," I said and reached out across the table to him with the Valentine cookie close to his face. With a snap, I broke the heart down the middle. - MileyOliver fluff. Happy Valentine's Day.
Hannah Montana - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,241 - Reviews: 34 - Published: 2-7-08 - Hannah M./Miley S. & Oliver O./ Mike S. III - Complete

19. Clumsy Turkey Hands reviews
Thanksgiving dinner with Lilly... at the Stewart's house. LillyJackson oneshot.
Hannah Montana - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,637 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 11-22-07 - Published: 11-21-07 - Lilly T./Lola L. & Jackson S. - Complete

20. Happy Halloween, Ariel! reviews
Thanks to the 'brilliant' mind of Lilly Truscott, the gang goes on a humorous trip of trick or treating, and Miley discovers some feelings she didn't even know she had. And what the heck is Oliver wearing! MileyOliver oneshot.
Hannah Montana - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,896 - Reviews: 22 - Published: 10-30-07 - Oliver O./ Mike S. III & Hannah M./Miley S. - Complete

21. Holding Hands reviews
At the movie theatre, and in the course of twenty two minutes, Miley and Oliver find themselves hooking hands more often than not. Pointless fluff for you to enjoy. MileyOliver oneshot.
Hannah Montana - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,360 - Reviews: 22 - Published: 7-23-07 - Hannah M./Miley S. & Oliver O./ Mike S. III - Complete

22. Pity Prom Date » reviews
ON HIATUS.. It was just a pity date to the prom. If any feelings for my best friend's brother would be unvealed in the process, it was completely unintentional... I think. LillyJackson, slight MileyOliver.
Hannah Montana - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,859 - Reviews: 44 - Updated: 7-21-07 - Published: 7-16-07 - Lilly T./Lola L. & Jackson S.

23. The Jerk & the Psycho reviews
Definitely AU. Miley Stewart was just your average teenaged girl living as a celebrity on the side. However, nothing seemed to bother her. Well, until he appeared anyway. MileyOliver oneshot.
Hannah Montana - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,488 - Reviews: 26 - Published: 5-23-07 - Hannah M./Miley S. & Oliver O./ Mike S. III - Complete