i'm just a sarcastic little writter. Um i enjoy coke, lol thats an understatement, i live for coke! i love both tLotR the movie and the books. Just recently got the video, can't stop watching it over and over and over...
Favorite characters in this order
Legolas (woooohooo elf boy!)
Aragorn
Boromir
Elrond (freaky eyebrows guy)
and the rest...
U may notice additional insanity lately thats majorly due to exams but hey i wrote/updated four stories yesterday. Yay me.

If you want to see my elfwood gallery, which includes illustrations to my fics, the link is
http://elfwood.lysator.liu.se/fanq/p/e/petzke2/petzke2.html

You may have noticed that as university commenced my stories stopped being update, but have no fear those of you who are still with me, at the start of the coming holidays (sept 15) i will be start updating all my stories, yes *all*, even the ones you didn't like 

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Sort: Category . Published . Updated . Title . Words . Chapters . Reviews . Status .

1. Home reviews

Home is where the heart is. Kinda fluffy.

Complete - Van Helsing - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,261 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 6-17-06 - Published: 6-17-06

2. Everquest songs to sing round the campfire reviews

A collection of songs about everquest, fun for the whole family!

EverQuest - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 43 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 7-17-03 - Published: 7-17-03

3. The Thousand Deaths of the Fellowship » reviews

No really i love the fellowship! This is just what happens when you watch the movie and read the book a few too many times.....

Lord of the Rings - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,302 - Reviews: 62 - Updated: 2-15-03 - Published: 9-24-02

4. Snappy dressing dude gets hit on the head » reviews

Boromir gets hit on the head and starts acting a little...odd

Lord of the Rings - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,353 - Reviews: 128 - Updated: 11-26-02 - Published: 3-6-02

5. Elrond's secret shame no 1 reviews

Elrond has secret shames too...

Lord of the Rings - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 845 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 9-24-02 - Published: 9-24-02

6. Aragorn's secret shame no.1# reviews

Aragorn is leaving for a holiday, but what is this that Legolas has found?

Lord of the Rings - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 428 - Reviews: 31 - Updated: 9-4-02 - Published: 9-4-02

7. Legolas' secret shame no.5# reviews

What? number 5? will these secret shames never end??

Lord of the Rings - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 459 - Reviews: 37 - Updated: 8-21-02 - Published: 8-21-02

8. Legolas' secret shame no.4# reviews

Yep, number four, when will the insanity end eh?

Lord of the Rings - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 301 - Reviews: 26 - Updated: 8-20-02 - Published: 8-20-02

9. Legolas' secret shame no.3# reviews

Well im still insane so we're up to shame no. three now

Lord of the Rings - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 277 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 8-19-02 - Published: 8-19-02

10. Legolas' secret shame no.2# reviews

Legolas' second secret shame is out in the open

Lord of the Rings - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 206 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 8-18-02 - Published: 8-18-02

11. Legolas secret shame no.1# reviews

Legolas' secret shame 1# is about to be discovered

Lord of the Rings - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 163 - Reviews: 20 - Updated: 8-18-02 - Published: 8-18-02

12. The fellowship sits the HSC/final highschool exam reviews

They’ve been taken from the essential and dangerous quest of the ring to embark on a much more important and perilous one. Yes the fellowship is sitting the HSC.

Lord of the Rings - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,618 - Reviews: 31 - Updated: 8-18-02 - Published: 8-18-02

13. Elf boy and the attack of the Poison Ivy » reviews

Sequel to Elf boy gets a cold, elf boy gets into a bit of trouble with some poison ivy and its Dr. Aragorn and his scary home remedies to the resuce again.

Lord of the Rings - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,539 - Reviews: 159 - Updated: 8-17-02 - Published: 3-6-02

14. Breaking point » reviews

What would happen to John if something happened that he couldn't bury?

Profiler - Fiction Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,633 - Reviews: 34 - Updated: 6-3-02 - Published: 4-20-02

15. Elf Boy gets a Cold » reviews

Despite what Legolas may tell you Elves can catch colds. Which leads to much exasperation for the rest for fellowship

Lord of the Rings - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,447 - Reviews: 370 - Updated: 2-27-02 - Published: 1-29-02