Hmm a profile...well, I'm a grad student about to finish her M.A. and get a Ph.D (eventually). I apparently have too much damn time on my hands and an odd urge to write fic when I'm not writing research papers.. Crazy? Perhaps. Too lazy to make a decent profile? Absolutely.

Fandoms I write? CSI: Miami, CSI, Cold Case, Criminal Minds, Law and Order: SVU, Stargate: Atlantis.

Pairings: Calleigh/Natalia (My very first OTP) CSI: Miami. JJ/Emily (My second OTP) Criminal Minds. As for the rest, I tend to be the queen of crossovers, which means I have probably taken your OTP and messed with it. Don't like it? Don't read.

Also. Warning: ALmost every story I write is FEMSLASH, either implied or specific. If you do not like the idea of female characters in intimate relationships with each other...boy are you missing out. Also, don't read my stuff. No seriously, while every author appreciates feedback and I welcome CONSTRUCTIVE critical feedback, I have zero tolerance for people who dislike the pairings I come up with. The internet is HUGE: someone, somewhere is treating your OTP the way you think it deserves to be treated. Go find them. They will appreciate you.

So now that I have made this horribly snarky profile... holds out a shiny red apple please read my fics my pretties...they aren't poison! cackles

DISCLAIMER: ALL WORKS POSTED HERE ARE FICTION. I do not own, nor do I have ANY official association with CSI: CSI: MIAMI, CSI: NY, COLD CASE, CRIMINAL MINDS, LAW & ORDER: SVU, STARGATE, STARGATE ATLANTIS or ANY OTHER SHOWS LISTED HERE. All characters belong to their respective creators/owners, CBS, NBC, Sci-Fi, Jerry Bruckheimer, Dick Wolfe, Alliance Atlantis and many, many other people. These works are not intended as infringement. No profit is being made. Don't sue. I'm a grad student. I have no money. Seriously. None.

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1. Bitter Brew

Emily/JJ...sort of. Implied JJ/Will. A birthday fic for a friend who said "Angst and coffee" JJ is thinking about what might have been.

Complete - Criminal Minds - Fiction Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,301 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 8-10-08 - Published: 8-10-08

2. Before the Dawn reviews

Calleigh/Natalia FEMSLASH. In the course of helping a battered family, Calleigh and Natalia grow closer...but will Natalia's work in the "underground railroad" get her hurt. WARNINGS: Description of rape and abuse.

Complete - CSI: Miami - Fiction Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21,397 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 8-4-08 - Published: 8-4-08

3. Tax Season reviews

Calleigh/Natalia FEMSLASH. PWP. Just a bit of fluff. Natalia hates taxes. Est. relationship

Complete - CSI: Miami - Fiction Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,735 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 5-30-08 - Published: 5-30-08

4. Illicit Activities

Calleigh/Natalia FEMSLASH. Fluff. Written in response to a LJ Challenge "Sneaking around the morgue at Halloween"

Complete - CSI: Miami - Fiction Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 230 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 5-18-08 - Published: 5-18-08

5. Bored reviews

Daniel/Vala with implied Vala/Teyla Just a bit of fun. Set during the SG1 SGA crossovers. Vala is bored while Daniel is looking for ancient clues

Stargate: SG-1 - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 818 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 5-18-08 - Published: 5-18-08

6. Prowler reviews

Elizabeth Weir/Officer Aeryn Sun SGA/Farscape crossover. FEMSLASH. Mention of Weir/Sheppard, Aeryn/Crighton. I like crossovers! Written for a prompt challenge. Aeryn/Elizabeth Prowler Maintenance

Complete - Stargate: Atlantis - Fiction Rated: M - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,258 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 5-18-08 - Published: 5-18-08

7. Lose Yourself

Emily/Calleigh Criminal Minds/CSI: Miami crossover. EMily's POV. SPOILERS: Criminal Minds end of Season 3. They set the episode in Miami! Come on, whats a girl supposed to do. Summary: Emily is hurting after loosing JJ, and goes looking to forget

Complete - Criminal Minds - Fiction Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,713 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 5-18-08 - Published: 5-18-08

8. A Tale of Two

Calleigh/Stella CSI: Miami/CSI: NY crossover. More of a smuff character study. Its always stuck me how like thier cities Cal and Stella are. And as mentioned before, I ship Cal with everybody ;p

Complete - CSI: Miami - Fiction Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,457 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 5-18-08 - Published: 5-18-08

9. Chance reviews

Calleigh/Olivia Friendship CSI: Miami/SVU Crossover. SUMMARY. Calleigh is trying to outrun her memories...and runs into a nightmare. A/N: I can ship Calleigh with ANYONE ;p And have actually been challenged to do so.

Complete - CSI: Miami - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,122 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 5-18-08 - Published: 5-18-08

10. Shadows and Ghosts

Olivia Benson/Sofia Curtis CSI/SVU Crossover. FEMSLASH. Another example of my muses love of crossovers. SUMMARY. SPOILERS. What might have happened if Sara hadn't survived "Dead Doll?"

Complete - Law and Order: SVU - Fiction Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,576 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 5-17-08 - Published: 5-17-08

11. Elements of Emotion: Fear » reviews

Emily/JJ FEMSLASH. This is part character study, part relationship story. JJ muses on the elemental nature of her emotions for Emily and how they have changed. 4 Parts to the whole story

Complete - Criminal Minds - Fiction Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,062 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 5-16-08 - Published: 5-16-08

12. Adagio et crescendo

Emily/JJ FEMSLASH. Part 3 of the '3 times Emily and JJ didnt let go' series. Smuff. Smut and fluff

Complete - Criminal Minds - Fiction Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 742 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 5-15-08 - Published: 5-15-08

13. Sistere Tempus

Emily/JJ FEMSLASH. Part 2 of the '3 times Emily and JJ don't let go' series.

Complete - Criminal Minds - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 664 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 5-15-08 - Published: 5-15-08

14. fugit inreparabile tempus

Emily/JJ FEMSLASH. Part of a loose collection of three stories a '3 times Emily and JJ didnt let go' excercise.

Complete - Criminal Minds - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 518 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 5-15-08 - Published: 5-15-08

15. Thermae reviews

Emily/JJ FEMSLASH. After a rough case, Emily is hurt and alone...or is she. Inspired by a screencap of Paget from Huff, when her character is taking a candlelight bath. Fluff.

Complete - Criminal Minds - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,040 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 5-15-08 - Published: 5-15-08

16. Dressage reviews

Emily/JJ FEMSLASH. Est Relationship. Pointless smut. I apparently have a thing about dressing my characters up in formal equestrian riding gear.

Complete - Criminal Minds - Fiction Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,205 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 5-15-08 - Published: 5-15-08

17. Proof reviews

Emily/JJ FEMSLASH. SUMMARY: We take so muich for granted....

Complete - Criminal Minds - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 549 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 5-15-08 - Published: 5-15-08

18. A Not so Charlie Brown Christmas reviews

Emily/JJ FEMSLASH. Est Relationship. Just a bit of holiday fluff.

Complete - Criminal Minds - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,080 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 5-15-08 - Published: 5-15-08

19. Gift reviews

Emily/JJ My first Criminal Minds fic. Just Emily's thoughts on being drawn to JJ. Character study mostly.

Complete - Criminal Minds - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 455 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 5-15-08 - Published: 5-15-08

20. Always Watching reviews

Calleigh/Natalia Natalia POV. Companion Sort of to "From a Distance" Natalia is always watching.

Complete - CSI: Miami - Fiction Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 717 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 5-15-08 - Published: 5-15-08

21. From a Distance

Calleigh/Natalia SPOILERS: Mild for "Deep Freeze" Calleigh is watching...from a distance

Complete - CSI: Miami - Fiction Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 427 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 5-15-08 - Published: 5-15-08

22. Acceptance reviews

Sofia/Lady Heather/Sara WARNINGS: Femslash, Kink. Sequel to "Submission" I suggest reading that first or this one won't make sense. SUMMARY: Sofia's relationship with Heather is revealed, will it drive Sara away?

Complete - CSI - Fiction Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,355 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 5-14-08 - Published: 5-14-08

23. Submission reviews

Sofia/Lady Heather FEMSLASH. KINK. This fic deals with themes of dominance and submission, if this bothers you...you have no sense of adventure. SUMMARY: What happens when Sofia meets Lady Heather?

Complete - CSI - Fiction Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,017 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 5-14-08 - Published: 5-14-08

24. Undercovers reviews

Calleigh/Natalia FEMSLASH. Calleigh/Eric friendship. In response to the LJ Cliche Challenge 07! Calleigh and Natalia go undercover in the Miami gay scene....Not much in the way of redeaming qualties. Its a CLICHE!

Complete - CSI: Miami - Fiction Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,041 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 5-14-08 - Published: 5-14-08

25. Under the Wire reviews

Calleigh/Natalia Femslash. SPOILERS "Down to the Wire" Summary: Another "missing scene" for the episode. Calleigh struggles with being taken off the case.

Complete - CSI: Miami - Fiction Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,502 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 5-13-08 - Published: 5-13-08

26. Investigations reviews

Calleigh/Natalia. SPOILERS: Last episodes of Season 5. I hate Calleigh/Jake. This is my attempt to fix it. Calleigh is in turmoil and alone...or is she? This turned out different than I thought. More of a character study.

Complete - CSI: Miami - Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,757 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 5-7-08 - Published: 5-7-08

27. Rock and A Soft Place reviews

Calleigh/Natalia FEMSLASH est.relationship. SPOILERS: 6x18 Rock and a Hard Place. This is another 'missing scene' fic with our favorite girls dealing with the events of the episode. Bitter sweet.

Complete - CSI: Miami - Fiction Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 983 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 5-7-08 - Published: 5-7-08

28. Becoming reviews

Olivia/Capt. Julia Millfield. Sequel to "Awakening" FEMSLASH. Set after the events of Philadelphia and Florida. Olivia is drawn to a way she can't define, but can't deny and when Julia gets out of the hospital, Liv is waiting. What happens next?

Complete - Law and Order: SVU - Fiction Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,707 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 5-3-08 - Published: 5-3-08

29. Awakening reviews

Olivia/Capt. Julia Millfield. SPOILERS: Philadelphia and Florida. Example of me messing with people's OTP's. The chemistry between Olivia and Julia just BEGGED to be explored. SUMMARY: Liv is waiting for Julia to wake up, and isnt entirely sure why.

Complete - Law and Order: SVU - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,303 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 5-1-08 - Published: 5-1-08

30. The End of the Tunnel

Calleigh/Natalia SPOILERS: 6x17 "Tunnel Vision" Natalia is shaken after the events of the ep, Calleigh comes to find her.

Complete - CSI: Miami - Fiction Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,215 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 4-29-08 - Published: 4-29-08

31. Hell of Day

Calleigh/Natalia In response to a LJ challenge "Turbolift/Elevator malfunction" FEMSLASH. Natalia is having a crappy day, and on top it, the elevator in the MD crime lab is mis-behaving

CSI: Miami - Fiction Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,303 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 4-28-08 - Published: 4-28-08

32. You've Never? reviews

Calleigh/Natalia FEMSLASH. Just a bit of fluff. Rather out of characer, but hey, if your going to Special Hell, might as well enjoy the ride. This is merely a 'what would the ladies look like in gear' excercise.

Complete - CSI: Miami - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,331 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 4-28-08 - Published: 4-28-08

33. 2am

Calleigh/Natalia WARNING: Femslash mostly implied Calleigh goes home and faces the ghosts of her past, but this time, she's not alone

Complete - CSI: Miami - Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,264 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 4-28-08 - Published: 4-28-08

34. Scars

Calleigh/Natalia. WARNINGS: Femslash and STRONG description of rape and abuse. Part of a larger story that never got finished. Natalia can't stop dreaming of her past, but what happens when she finds shes not alone?

Complete - CSI: Miami - Fiction Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,591 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 4-28-08 - Published: 4-28-08

35. Leaving

Calleigh/Natalia. WARNING: Femslash implied In response to a LJ challenge. Natalia is leaving, unless someone can convince her to stay.

Complete - CSI: Miami - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,953 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 4-28-08 - Published: 4-28-08

36. Shot to the Heart reviews

Calleigh/Natalia WARNING: Femslash. SPOILERS: 6x02 Cyber-lebrity Just a little fluff inspired by the pretty visuals of our favorite ladies with bows.

Complete - CSI: Miami - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,516 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 4-28-08 - Published: 4-28-08

37. Safety reviews

Calleigh/Catherine/Lady Heather CSI, CSI: Miami crossover. WARNINGS: Femslash and Kink. This fic deals with themes of dominance and submission. Sometimes, its not the ordinary things that make you feel safe.

Complete - CSI: Miami - Fiction Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,865 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 4-28-08 - Published: 4-28-08

38. Dancing reviews

Calleigh/Natalia CSI Miami. WARNINGS: Femslash. Plot: None. This was my first attempt at fanfic ever, and as such as no redeaming qualities. Natalia is restless, will a night at the club put her at ease or be the start of something much more?

Complete - CSI: Miami - Fiction Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,647 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 4-28-08 - Published: 4-28-08

39. Something To Hold On To

Lilly/Calleigh CSI: Miami Cold Case crossover. WARNING: femslash. SPOILERS. Set after the events of Cold Case 2nd ep of new season and Miami 6x15 All In Lilly thinks Calleigh may be the thing she's holding on to

Complete - Cold Case - Fiction Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,630 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 4-28-08 - Published: 4-28-08

40. Pushing Back the Dark

Lilly/Calleigh Cold Case CSI: Miami Crossover. WARNING: Femslash. Sometimes, all it takes is another's pain to help you forget your own.

Complete - Cold Case - Fiction Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,298 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 4-28-08 - Published: 4-28-08

41. Nothing in Common reviews

Calleigh/Lilly CSI:Miami Cold Case crossover. WARNING: Femslash. They thought they had nothing in common....mostly character study.

Complete - CSI: Miami - Fiction Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 891 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 4-28-08 - Published: 4-28-08

42. The Things you learn reviews

Wendy/Samantha CSI: CSI: Miami crossover. Also mentions Cath/Sara and Calleigh/Natalia. Just a bit of fun. Wendy and Sam meet at a forensics conference and muse on their co-workers

Complete - CSI - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,940 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 4-28-08 - Published: 4-28-08

43. 5 Times reviews

Calleigh/Natalia CSI: Miami. A collection of angsty and fluffy drabbles. 6 Times the girls never get to say "I love you" and 4 times they tell the team. Warning: FEMSLASH. If you don't like it...go away.

Complete - CSI: Miami - Fiction Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,520 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 4-20-08 - Published: 4-20-08