It's just that I don't really have the time to go here either b/c I'm tired, or just plain lazy. So guess what, I Also I like being random...A LOT, my friends call me "The Shadow Creature" or stalker..., NOT THAT I AM!! I just like talking like one... is that bad?? Anyway, so yeah, I'm CR8z AMEu767906u54t9uigdasf3291208... I'm mostly very quiet and museful, then come out of the blues...

My hobbies are playing video games, read books/manga, sleep, eat, talk to the voices in my head(sometimes, maybe), listen to music, go on YOUTUBE, writing, annnnnnnnd that's all... I think... and being independent!

I'd show my interests, but I'm too lazy/busy to type all those words in...BUT I like ALOT OF CREEPY STUFF...trhjyu86fk g?? I have a fethish for pens...and gasmasks and straightjackets and hot guys making out with each other(YAOI!)and yeah I search up very disturbing things on YouTube, that's how boring my life really is, so if you don't mind my strange attributes I can be your...friend...if you're not that scared of me yet...BUT I am a nice person, I respect others even when I hate them(I keep my mouth shut most of the time...)

My current obsessions: Assassin's Creed (I don't care what people say, that game is... AWESOME!!)

Albert Wesker

Predator (still... he's/it's just so.. cool)

belly dancing (I am considering becoming one b/c it's just so mystical the way they dance and all)

MUSIC

McD's ICED COFFEE!!

YouTube

Pyramid Head (of course!)

looking up wallpapers... I get bored with my desktop backround on a daily basis for some annoying reason

yaoi

and last for some reason (and if you really want to know) I told my friend this over the phone one day and she was like, "... Okay??... O.o I told her am obSESSED... with hot arabain and Turkish, guys... not with bushy mustashios or anything, just their eyes, they are so beautiful, including thier bodies... SO HOT!! XDXDXDXDXD

yeah... I think that's all I have to say for now... enjoy the things I copied and pasted down below :D

The Awesomest Quotes Of All Time

I'm worse than evil, I'm the authoress. -- totally TRUE!! (evil smile)Last night I was looking up at the stars, when suddenly I wondered..."Dude, where the heck's my ceiling?"

In beer there is freedom, in wine there is wisdom, in water there is bacteria - Ben Franklin

It's better to look stupid and keep your mouth closed than to open it and prove it.

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.

If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?

It takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 to flip 'em the bird and say "Bite me".

If you have ever laughed so hard you either choked, hyperventalated, had your sides cramp, or all of the above copy and paste this on your profile

I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed opponent.

Better to lose a minute of your life, than your life in a minute. (that's mine!), but I guess you can copy and paste this onto your profile if you agree with this!

If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

98 of the internet population has a Myspace. If you're part of the 2 that can resist stupid fads, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that if girls should rule the world and it would be a better place then copy this onto your profile. (HECK YEAH!)

If you have ever said that an anime character is sexy and you love them and you mean it, copy and paste this into your profile

I want child abuse to stop, and if you do, too, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over.

All the good ones are either gay, married, or fictional characters in books/movies.

I like to run with scissors, it makes me feel dangerous.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're a girl who's tired of people assuming that just because you’re a girl you love pink and can't fight to save your life, copy and paste this into your profile.

"I'm bringing sexy back..." Copy and paste this into your profile if you never even knew sexy was gone.

If you ever wished you could talk to animals or be an animal, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who does know and wants to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile.

FANFICTION: MY ANTI-DRUG. because, who has time for drugs if you're reading and plotting and writing and checking reviews?

Manga: My OTHER anti-drug, cause if you read and buy manga, you can't afford drugs in the first place!

(I am actually a girl) If I were a girl, I would despair. The supply of good women in the world far exceeds that of the men who deserve them.

Friends: will come and bail you out of jail

Real Friends: will be sitting next to you saying "Man, we f/cked up big time... let's do it again!!"

I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm a BRUNETTE, so I MUST be a know-it-all.

I'm a BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.

I'm JAMAICAN, so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN, so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I must have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terriost.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be bigoted, rasict, and white trash.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a tease.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convienance store.

I'm NATIE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...

I'm a DANCER, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

I'm ITALIAN, so I MUST have a big dick.

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I MUST be a terrorist!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A's, so I MUST have no social life

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER AND ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.

I have BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I'm a STONER, so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE, so I must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I must be ugly...or crazy.

I'm BLACK so I must love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm BI so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.

I' a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE, so I MUST be ugly.

I'm ASIAN, so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I must be fucked up. (everybody is mixed one way or another...)

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork. (HEY, my sister is in band...)

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.

I'm WHITE and have black friends so i MUST think I'm black.

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.

I love SHOPPING, so i MUST be rich.

If you hate stereotypes and think people should just SHUT UP AND STOP, POST THIS!

If you think cancer is awful, put this in your profile.

If you think fanfiction.net is the best FanFiction site out there, post this in your profile.

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever gone into a laughing fit for no reason, copy this onto your profile.

Put this on your profile if you've ever felt like crying from reading a fanfic story.

Put this on your profile if you love the Joker and have started saying his lines for no reason!

If you've ever seen a movie SO many times that you can quote it word for word, and you have at random moments, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you now draw The Joker's symbol on celebrities faces and/or notebooks, put this in your profile.

I am in love with a fictional character played by a man who accidentally died of a drug overdose. Copy this into your profile if you have fallen too.

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this into your profile if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "Where to begin?"

REMEMBER WHEN ..
getting HiGH meant swinging at a playground?
the worst thing you could get from a boy was c0otiEs?
when )m 0 m( was your hero
and 'D a D' was the boy you were gonna marry?
when your W0RST ENEMiES were your siblings
and rAcE iSsuEs were about who ran fastest?
when - WAR- was a card game
and life was simple and care free?
remember when all you wanted to do
WAS GROW UP?

Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen Teetering On The Brink Of Insanity Past The Point Of No Return ManLife Sucks, Avatarwolf, danyan, Colt-Man, 24kt White Gold, Rainella, Youkai Goddess, Fullmetal Embers, LawlietsDarkAngel

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this into your profile!

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumb-war with yourself (i find that i am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

If you don't use Myspace and are proud enough to make it public, copy and paste this into your profile.

A large percentage of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". Or "it's" and "its". Or "there", "their" and "they're". If you are one of the ones that do know the differences and want to deck those who don't, put this in your profile.

Put this in your profile if you ever saw a boy and girl hugging and was tempted to scream, "NO! DON'T DO IT! SHE'LL FIND OUT ABOUT THE CURSE!"

Girls

are like

apples on trees.

The best ones are

at the top of the tree. The

boys don't want to reach

for the good ones because they

are afraid of falling and getting hurt.

Instead, they just get the rotten apples

from the ground that aren't as good,

but easy. So the apples at the top think

something is wrong with them, when in

reality, they're amazing. They just

have to wait for the right boy to

come along, the one who's

brave enough to

climb all

the way

to the top

of the tree.

92 percent of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch or Hollister said it wasn't cool to breath anymore. Re-post if your one if the 8 percent who would be laughing your ass off.

My GOD, I have so many of these "copy and paste" this stuff, I barely have anything about myself!!

Now here are some yo mamma jokes I found. If anyone is offended nby them then DON'T read. I find some od the jokes very amusing... also they are NOT mine so just enjoy :D

Yo Momma so FAT she jumped up in the sky and got stuck ooooooo

Yo mama so fat she tripped and we tried not to laugh but the floor boards cracked up :)

Yo mama so fat that when she saw 23425454 donuts, 6767676798 burgers, and 457920 hotdogs she said thats it?

Yo mama is soooo fat that when she wore a red shirt and walked outside, all the kids yelled out "KOOL-AID!!" Lol oooooohhhhh

Yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal cry

Yo mamma so stupid. she got trapped in a grocery store and starved to death

Yo mamma is sooooooooo dumb she sits on the tv and watches the couch

Yo mamma sooooooooo dumb she spent 20 mins staring at orange juice because it said concerntrate on it

Yo mama so stupid she got hit by a parked car!

I went 4 a 10 mile run today, it was one lap around your mum

Yo mamma so fat when she go into the shower her feet dont get wet

yo mamma so ugly when she looked out the window she got arrested for mooning

Yo mama so hairy you almost died of extreme rugburn when u were born >:D

yo mama so stupid that she ran around the bed all night trying to catch some sleep

Your mummas so fat when i tried to drive around her in my car i ran outta gas!

Your mamas so fat the ocean is a water drop compared to her

Your momma's so fat she had to use a matress as a tampon!

Yo mamma so fat when she stepped on a rainbow she made skittles!!

Yo mamma is so fat when she went swimming they told her that whaling was band from the u.s

Yo mamas so stupid she was locked in a matress store and slept on the floor.

Yo mamas so fat she was accused by al gore of global warming.

YO MOMMA IS SO FAT SHE WAS FLOATING IN THE ATLANTIC OCEAN AND SPAIN CLAIMED HER AS A NEW WORLD!

Yo momma is so poor she married young just to get the rice!

Yo momma so fat when you get ontop of her your ears pop!

Yo momma so old she sat next to jesus in 3rd grade :P

Yo momma so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.

Yo momma so old her birth certificate is in Roman numerals.

Yo momma so ugly they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies.

Yo mama is so fat that i asked how much she weight and i thought she gave me her phone number

Yo mama so fat she saw a yellow school bus filled with little white kids and said "Stop that twinkie!"

Yo mama's so ugly, she made a onion cry.

Yo mama's so stupid, she threw a rock at the ground and missed!

Yo mama so fat she can smell bacon all from Canada!

Yo momma so stupid she stuck batteries up her ass and said "I got tha poowaa!!"

Your mom niples are so hairy they look like afros

Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes

Yo mama so stupid you have to dig for her IQ!

Yo mama so dirty she makes mud look clean

Yo mama so short you can see her feet on her drivers lisence

Yo momma is so fat that she brought a spoon to the super bowl

Yo momma is so fat when she walked past the tv i missed 2 seasons of friends

Yo momma is so fat jenny creg said fuck it

Yo momma is so fat her boobs are called larry moe and saggy

Yo mamma so tall when she does a backflip she hits jesus in the chin

Yo mamma so stupid she thought that was funny!

Yo momma is so fat that when she got hit by a bus she said, "Who threw that rock?"

Yo momma so fat when she falls off the bed she falls from both sides

Yo mommas so fat she uses mexico as her tanning bed.

Yo mommas so skinny she has to walk by twice just to cast a shadow!

yo momma is so hairy, she bathes with diet soap :O

Yo momma is so ugly, when she was a baby, she was put in an incubator with tinted windows

Yo momma is so poor she chases a dumpster truck with a grocery list.

Yo momma is so fat when she sits around the house..she sits AROUND the house.

You're momma is so ghetto, her name is Shananay. O_o

Your mama is so poor, when the robbers broke in, they left money.

Yo momma so slutty when you asked her what's for dinner she opened her legs and said CRABS!! lol

If my dog was as stupid as yo mama it would walk backwards and wag his head

Yo momma is so stupid she drowned in a desert

I know you are probably SICK of all these mamma jokes, those are SOME of them I found but got a little bored copying and pasting these things here... so THERE YOU GO!!

I may have more things to copy ad paste so don't go anywhere!! Actually you can, go read my stories if you want! :D