DESCRIPTION:

22-year-old future Queen of Canadia with a love for English, a hatred for math, and a lust for a certain Maximum Ride character named Fang. Possibly ADHD and definitely random. Lives to read, Loves to laugh.

Name: Rebecca St. Marie. You can call me Saint. Yes, I'm serious. No, that is not exactly my real name. My real last name is irrelevant.

Grade: College Student.

My Beloved Pets:

Mixed-Breed Cat: Sasha

Living Fish: Kinja!

Deceased Fish: Luigi, Daniel Webster, Jacob Marley, Jaws, Legolas, Fang, Holden Caulfield, Edward Cullen, Percy Jackson, Jaspers 1 and 2,

Location: New Hampshire. Great state. Lots of foliage.

Future Career Choice(s):Teacher, either Kindergarten or H.S. English(I know, big jump.) Maybe a school librarian. Definetly a writer.

FIND ME ON:

Youtube (I have a couple Maximum Ride videos up, if you're interested...)

Twitter (Best thing to follow to get updates on Fanfictions and more.)

DeviantArt (Writing not seen on Fanfiction.net, as well as my photography and other...Things...)

NaNoWriMo (If you're not already a part of this, WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?! If you're into writing, your Novembers should be spent here.)

Tumblr (If you like Maximum Ride, Harry Potter, The Avengers, Lord of the Rings, Glee, or Doctor Who, I'm fun to follow. :D)

E-Mail: fang_not_fnick@yahoo.com

Skype: st.fang.of.boredom

MY FANSITE:

Click here to go to my awesome fansite! Thank you, Skittles!!

MY EVER-GROWING LIST OF BELOVED BOOKS:

Maximum Ride

Lord of the Rings

Harry Potter

Twilight Series

Uglies/Pretties/Specials/Extras

All Tamora Pierce books.

The Gospel According to Larry/Vote For Larry

To Kill A Mockingbird

Catcher in the Rye

The Sword of the Rightful King

A Dirty Job

Faultline

Speak

Romeo and Juliet

Othello

Macbeth

Stargirl/Love, Stargirl

Eragon/Eldest/Brisingr

Midnighters

Ranger's Apprentice

The Extrordinary Adventures of Alfred Kropp

D.N.Angel

City of Ember Series

Twisted

Dramacon

The Bible

The Dangerous Days of Daniel X

Nobody's Princess/Nobody's Prize

Chronicles of Narnia

Wicked/Son of a Witch

The Host

Peaches/The Secrets of Peaches/Love and Peaches

The Horse Whisperer

Black Beauty

Beautiful Joe

Argeneau Series

Blue Bloods Series

Iliad

Eveline (Short Story in Dubliners.)

Night World

Percy Jackson and the Olympians

Swine Not?

Alex Rider

The Tale of Despereaux

The Golden Compass

The Stephanie Plum Series

Nightlight

Edgar Allen Poe

Witch and Wizard

Kane Chronicles

Tales of the Greek Heroes

Mortal Instruments Series

Kane Chronicles Series

Slammerkin

The Land of Stories

I'M A BETA READER FOR...

Nothing at the moment. We'll see if I ever have time to beta away...

FAVORITE QUOTES('cause I'm a quote fanatic):

"The existence of monsters results in monstrous consequences"- Edward Cullen-Eclipse

"Oh, a sadistic vampire, intent on torturing her to death, no problem, she runs off to meet him. An IV on the other hand..." -Edward Cullen-Twilight

"Of all the things about me that could frighten you, you worry about my driving."
-Edward Cullen-Twilight

"I've decided that as long as I was going to Hell, I might as well do it thoroughly."
-Edward Cullen-Twilight

"And So the lion fell in love with the lamb."
"What a stupid lamb."
"What a sick masochistic lion."
-Edward Cullen, Bella Swan-Twilight

"I made the cowardly lion look like the terminator." -Bella-Twilight

“I refuse to be affected by territorial disputes between mythical creatures.” -Bella Swan-Twilight

"Holy (insert swear word of your choice here.)"-Fang-MR-AE

"I look like prep school Barbie. Actually, you look like prep school Barbie. I'm just one of her friends." -Nudge-MaximumRide-SOF

"Rowr!" -Fang-MaximumRide-SOF

"She offered to cook breakfast."-Fang-MR-SOF

"Those wacky Brits called fries 'chips'. And potato chips were 'crisps'. And cookies were 'biscuits'. I had no idea what real biscuits were called. Wangdoodles?" Max-MR-StWaOES

Jeb turned to her. "She's incorruptible." Bully for me. "At least by power." I said. "You haven't tried chocolate or cute shoes" Max and Jeb-MR-Saving the World and Other Extreme Sports.

You... are...a... fridge...with...wings...We're...freaking...ballet...dancers! Fang-MR-SOF

"I'm hit, Max. They got me. I guess I'm gonna live fast, die young, and leave a beautiful corpse, huh?" Okay. In my experience, if you're really hit or seriously hurt, you don't say much. -Total and Max-MAX

Fang swerved closer to me, big and supremely graceful, like a black panther with wings. Oh, God. I'm so stupid. Forget I just said that. -Max-MAX

"What's your name?" "Isabella von Frankenstein Rothschild." -Angel answering Steve-MAX

"I'm only a kid! I can't get married!" "You could in New Hampshire." -Max and Angel-MAX (Interesting to me because I'm from New England. And yes, technically they could get married, but they need parental permission. Yeah...Fang: Dr. M? I'd like to marry Max. Dr. M: -pulls out chainsaw-)

"South America. It'll be warm. They have llamas. You like llamas." -Max-MAX

"Optimism is overrated, Max. Its better to face realitly head-on." -The Voice-SOF

"I feel like pudding, Pudding with nerve endings. Pudding in great pain." -Iggy-AE

"I vill now destroy de Snickuhs bahs!" -Gazzy-STWAOES

"Have you guys been playing in the toxic waste again? Been bitten by a radioactive spider? Struck by lightning? Drink a super-soldier serum?" -Fang-FW

"Your middle name is 'Charging Off.'" -Total-MAX

"I choose you, Max" Fang-MAX (This quote makes me laugh. Why? Because I keep picturing Fang throwing a Pokeball and having Max pop out of it. Pokemon ruined my brain as a child...)

"Fang could turn men gay, but he wouldn't be gay with them. It's like a hit and run thing." -Ok, stole this from EdwardAddict. So sorry, but it was the funniest quote I've ever heard!! :-)

"It's lucky it's dark...I haven't blushed so much since Madame Pomfrey told me she liked my new earmuffs."
-Dumbledore-HP

"I believe misters Fred and George Weasley were responsible for trying to send you a toilet seat."
-Dumbledore-HP

"Mr. Moony presents his compliments to Professor Snape, and begs him to keep his abnormally large nose out of other people's business."
"Mr. Prongs agrees with Mr. Moony, and would like to add that Professor Snape is an ugly git."
"Mr. Padfoot would like to register his astonishment that an idiot like that ever became a professor." -The Maurader's Map-HP-PoA

"I want to fix that in my memory forever, Draco Malfoy, the amazing bouncing ferret..."-Ron-HP-GoF

"Aaaah, when two Neptunes appear in the sky, it is a sure sign that a midget in glasses is being born."-Ron-HP

"Give her hell from us, Peeves."-Fred and George-HP-OotP

"We could be killed, or worse, expelled." -Hermione Granger in first movie. Can't remember if it was in the book.

"So, people, let's try to calm down a bit. Things are bad enough without inventing stuff as well. For instance, this new idea that You-Know-Who can kill with a single glance from his eyes. That's a Basilisk, listeners. One simple test: check whether the thing thats glaring at you has got legs. If it has, it's safe to look into its eyes, although if it really is You-Know-Who, that's still likely to be the last thing you ever do." -Fred Weasly- Deathly Hallows

"You bring the crowns and heads of conquered kings to my city steps. You insult my queen. You threaten my people with slavery and death! Oh, I've chosen my words carefully, Persian. Perhaps you should have done the same!"
"This is blasphemy! This is madness! "
"Madness...? THIS... IS... SPARTA! "-King Leonidas and the Messenger-300

"You need people of intelligence for this sort of mission...quest...thing."-Pippin-LOTR-FotR

"They're taking the hobbits to Isengard!"-Legolas-LOTR-TT(If you don't get why I put it here, type it into YouTube.)

"Oh joyous happiness of contentment."-Me

"Why do you call this dog Mohammed?"
"Because that's his name."
"You should not have called this dog Mohammed"
"I didn't call this dog Mohammed, his name was Mohammed when I got him. It was on his collar"
"It is blasphemy to call this dog Mohammed"
"I tried calling him something else, but he doesn't listen. Watch. Steve, bite this man's leg. See, nothing. Spot, bite this man's leg. Nothing. I might as well be speaking Farsi. You see where I'm going with this?"
"Well, I have a dog named Jesus"
"Well then, I'm sorry. I didn't know you'd lost your dog"
"I have not lost my dog"
"Really? I saw these flyers all over town with 'Have you Found Jesus?' on them. It must be another dog named Jesus.
Was there a reward? A reward helps, you know."
"I do not have a dog named Jesus and that doesn't bother you because you are a godless infidel."
"No, really, you can not name your dog anything you want and it won't bother me. But, yes, I am a godless infidel. At least that's how I voted in the last election." -Charlie & "bearded man"-A Dirty Job

"Your mother was a Hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries!"-The French Taunter-Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

"LET GO OF HER YOU FUCKING, BLOOD-SUCKING BASTARD!!" -Taurwen, from mine and Hidanlvr's random rp.

"It's ok, Ryu here just thinks he's a dinosaur." "Rawr!"-Taurwen and Cody from the random rp.

"OMG! YOU'RE OLDER THAN ME!!"-Ryu from the random rp.

"Where's the fire...oh, crap."-Randy, when he messed up his line in Sleepy Hollow.

"Yeah, Stupid, I bet you can't even spell your own name!" "Can too! Curly. K...E...R...Hey, Brom? What comes after 'R'?"-Ethan (Max) and Dwight (Curly) in Sleepy Hollow.

"THIS IS THE MOST GOD-DAMNED, FUCKED-UP PLACE I'VE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE!!" -My dear-old, pissed-off one-eyed Mom.

"Well, that's just great, Alex, you just killed the emo kid. I hope you're happy."-Dwight to Alex while practicing for the play in the hall.

"I have an announcement to make. For once, I am actually not wearing pants! I'm wearing knickers."- Eli during Sleepy Hollow Tech Week.

"If you guys don't cut that out, I'm gonna pull this car over! No, second thought, I won't even stop, I'll just turn around and whack both of ya!" -P.W. in the Lunchroom.

"I'm an emo vampire. I cut my teeth." -Trevor in the auditorium.

"Don't worry mom, I have gaydar. It's a form of evolution. God saw that, in this day and age with many more gay men around, that women would need some kind of way of telling the difference between gay and straight men. So he gave this generation gaydar." -Me, convincing my mom that one of my classmates was not gay.

"If a tree falls down in the forest, and no one's around to hear it, how the heck did it fall down in the first place?!" -Me, a random thought.

"Do you like my meadow? Try some of my grass! Please have a blade, please do, it's so delectable and so darn good looking!"
"You can eat the grass?"
"Of course you can! Everything in this room is eatable, even I'm eatable! But that is called "cannibalism," my dear children, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies." -Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, the new one.

"Dot. Dot. Dot." -Me, in every single conversation I have with my friend, Josh.

"Beware, the Woman in Curtains!!" -What Josh says when he sees me. It's a long story involving me wearing the 'curtain dress' in Sleepy Hollow.

Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player that struts and frets his hour upon the stage, and then is heard no more. It is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing. --Macbeth, Act V, scene v

"Who wrote it? Why, my man, Jimmy P." -Me, using my new nickname for James Patterson, Jimmy P.

“Bipolar? It means…” “A bisexual from Poland. Never speak to one, they’re trouble.” -Max and Iggy in Dizzy.Blonde.Girl's fanfiction Bisexual from Poland.

"Stop being Zac Efron!" -What Dominic yells at the emos.

Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures’? -No idea who said it, but I love it! It's a good point. Omg, this would make sense if Emmett Cullen became president!

"Bob, I need page 1 and page 2 of your tax rebate." "Yeah, but which pages are those?" "Page 1 and page 2." "But what pages are those?" -When my Mom tried to ask my idiotic Dad for two pages of his tax rebate. Dad, is it really that hard?

"LET MY PEOPLE GO!!" -What Affie (My aunt) yells when she's stuck in traffic.

My favorite thing about high school is not paying for rent and free internet access." -My classmate, P.W. in last year's yearbook.

'How Would You Describe High School?' 'Zebracake-a-Rific!' -A Freshman named Zach in last year's yearbook.

"Shia rocks and is hot! (With no shirt on.)" -A random note I found in my 2008 yearbook. I think it was Megan...

"Have you ever seen 'Phantom of the Opera'?" "No." "Well, me neither, but you should see it, it's really good." -P.W. asing Andrew about a movie.

"Hum, pocky, pocky, pocky, DEAD PIÑATA, DEAD PIÑATA!!" -SparxFlame, who is awesomely funny.

"If you don't here from us in a week, we'll be at the Hotel Nacional in Mexico City, Room 703." -Victor Velasco in Barefoot in the Park

"More cowbell!" -That SNL skit

"I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada and stuff." -Britney Spears

"It's alright to be crazy, just don't let it drive you nuts!" -The Great Jimmy Buffett

"DOOMED! They're all doomed. Notice I didn't say what kind of doom it was, so whatever happens to them, I will have predicted it.
How very wise of me" - Angela - Eragon

"That story is so funny, it's not funny! Wait, what did I just say?" -Me. Yes, I really just said this about a fanfiction and felt the need to type the quote here.

"What he's doing is Rofling my waffles in a way waffles shouldn't be rofled." -Andrew, the true owner of Pooky.

"You steal my mirror for vanity, so your attempt to steal it will be in vain! This mirror will bring you nothing but contempt and heartache. Jealousy will be your most sinister friend, should you gaze into my mirror. And you will never be able to eat eggplant again!" -Me in Jeb's Magic Mirror.

"Nudge, it'll be ok, and Angel, she's not dying!" Still no freaking answer! Dr. M, pick up!! "Who's dying?" Gazzy asked, coming in. "Nudge." Angel answered. "Nudge is dying?!" "Nudge is NOT dying!" "Well, that's good to know, Fang." -Fang, Nudge, Gazzy, and Angel from Facts of Life

"Ok." Fang answered. "I've got a plan. Let's send Iggy to a monestary to become a monk. He'll take a vow of abstinence, and he'll never have to know!" I put my hands on my hips. "Fang, really." "Seriously!" Fang said. "And we can send Nudge to become a nun, and she can take a vow of silence! It's a great plan!" -Fang and Max from Facts of Life

Me: O-tay! ¿Me permite meter un mono en tú pantalones? Fang: ¡No! ¡No monos en mi pantalones! Me: ¿Por que? Fang: ¡Los monos morden! -Me and Fang in St. Fang's Poetry Corner

"And I'm his Doctor! Therapist! Boss! Slave-Master! Thing!" -Me in A Day in Therapy.

"FINE!" Fang yelled, storming towards the woods. "FINE!" Iggy yelled, storming back into the house and closing the door. Fang was almost to the woods, when he stopped, realization crossing his face. "Wait, I just got kicked out of my own house!" -Fang and Iggy from Fanfiction Meets YouTube, based on a video by makemebad35.

"Oh, so you finally admit it." Iggy said. "We could be heading towards sudden death." "Jeez, Iggy, you're so bright and chipper these days, Mr. Sunshine!" -Iggy and Max in Fly By Twilight: The Pack

"Night Quills!" He started laughing again. "Hey, Max, you and me and the cops should go yelling and see if we can wake up the Flock before the neighbors show up. Bring Spiffy and Pooky!" -Fang from Another Form of the Avian Bird Flu (He's on NyQuil.)

"I swear to drunk I'm not God!" -Originally heard it from my friend, Andrew.

Good news: I'm not stuck in the woods with a rapist or serial killer. Bad news: I'm stuck in the woods with a lunatic. I was just trying to think of a way out of this, when he said, "You don't believe me, do you?" So honest little me nodded. At that, he pulled off his shirt. "Oh great." I thought. "I'm stuck in the woods with a lunatic nudist." -Risa from Double Date.

"Look, officer. I have good reflexes, this car is in good repair, and it's a stupid law anyway!" -What my aunt's late sister actually said to a cop. Not recommended.

Customer: Can you tell me where the produce section is? Fang: -shrugs- Customer: Can you tell me where the bathrooms are? Fang: -shrugs- Customer: Can you tell me anything? Fang: -shrugs- -Fang and a Wal-Mart customer in Job Listings

Don't do drugs, kids! Give hugs! This message has been brought to you by The National Republic of Canadia, Rice Crispies, and the letter Ñ. -Me, trying to raise money for the budget for Maximum Star Wars: Episode IV

I liked the one with the black wings, though. He was cute. I wanted to take him home and cuddle him. And feed him blackberries. I like blackberries. I would name him Fuzzles 'cause he looked like a Fuzzles. I decided to ask Gerald about it later. -Gozen from Gozen and the Feather Kids

"Alright, class. I know you're all excited about that yearly social meltdown event called prom, but, unless you'd like to fail my class in the name of sparkly dresses and spiked punch, you all have a project to work on. So please, get with your partners and get to work. If you need me, I'll be at my desk, taking a coffee break, and no, Alanna, you can't have any." -The fictional Mr. Hardy in Fly By Twilight: The Coven (Though I can picture the real Mr. Hardy saying it.)

"Hey, whatcha reading, Bud?" Matt asked me, sitting next to me on the couch. For some reason, Matt always tried to be, like, my best friend or something. He kept calling me 'Bud'. I kept picturing his head in a noose. "To Kill a Mockingbird." "Awesome, Bud. Hey, I killed a bird once hunting with my dad." "Good for you." I wondered if I should be insulted. He technically killed a relative. -Fang and Matt in Bubbles, Football, and Pygmy Marmosets.

"Mybubblesmyprettybubblesmybubblesprettybubblesno!" -Tammy in Bubbles, Football, and Pygmy Marmosets. And yes, I can actually say that at that speed. Amazing, no?

"Fang, who do you think is spying on us?" "Many kinds of people." Oh, how prophetic. "Like?" "Samurai." Houston, I think we've found the problem. -Fang and Max in Ninja Fang.

“You have a captive audience, Max. People are listening to you. Your story’s out, you can’t hide anymore. What are you going to do with this situation, Max?” This questioning was starting to tic me off. “Well, let’s see. Get a cut in the profits, buy new shoes, order a life supply of chocolate chip cookies, and hire a private investigator to find out who you are so I can kick your questioning ass. Anything else you’d like to know?” -The Voice and Max in MangaFlock

‘Don’t know where you are? Well, neither do we! Good Luck!’ -The map from Dramacon

"She's like a gray sqiurrel! I want to pounce on her!" "A gray squirrel?" -the two guys in the commercial for The Cougar.

"Hey, look, there's a funeral going on." "Wow, I hope he voted early!" -My friend's Dad and I on voting day.

"I don't think we should give a card with a clown on it. Wasn't Karl afraid of clowns?" "Heh, he can't be anymore! What are they gonna do, kill him?" -My friend and I at my friend Karl's funeral. Yes, I said that second line! Why didn't someone slap me?!

I believe, if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade. Then try to find someone who's life's giving them vodka, and have a party." -Ron White.

"Try new Flor-A-Flor. For itchy, watery eyes, it's Flor-A-Flor. Side effects may include: nausea, vomiting, water weight gain, lower back pain, receding hairline, eczema, seborrhea, psoriasis, itchy chafing clothing, liver spots, blood clots, ringworm, excessive body odor, uneven tire wear, pyorrhea, gonorrhea, diarrhea, halitosis, scoliosis, loss of bladder control, hammertoes, the shanks, low sperm count, warped floors, cluttered drawers, hunchback, heart attack, low resale value on your home, feline leukemia, athlete's foot, head lice, club foot, MS, MD, VD, fleas, anxiety, sleeplessness, drowsiness, poor gas mileage, tooth decay, split ends, parvo, warts, unibrow, lazy eye, fruit flies, chest pains, clogged drains, hemorrhoids, dry heaving, and sexual dysfunction." I'm like, "I'll just have itchy, watery eyes!" -Jeff Foxworthy on medication side-effects.

"Boy, look at me. You see that little girl there? That's my only little girl. She's my life. So if you have any thought about hugging or kissing, you remember these words: I got no problem going back to prison." -Bill Engvall talking about his daughter

The guy next to me is losing his mind. I guess he must have had something to "live for". He says, "Hey man, if one of the engines goes out, how far will the other one take us?" I look at him. "All the way to the scene of the crash! Which is pretty lucky, because that's where we're headed! I bet we beat the paramedics by a good half hour! We're haulin' ass!" -Ron White during a plane crash.

"... I don't like when juice wears tights, its a horrible combination when juce wears tights ..." -Dane Cook

Sean Connery: Knock, knock.
Alex Trebek: Who's there?
Sean Connery: Me, the guy who slept with your mother last night! -SNL Jeopardy Skit

Alex Trebek: Let's just go to Final Jeopardy, shall we? The category is; I can't believe this, the Final Jeopardy category is 'Famous Mothers'.
Sean Connery: Hah, Hah, Hah; My day has finally come, Trebek. -SNL Jeopardy Skit

"My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil." -Don't know who said it, but I love it!

“I HATE YOU LIKE A FLYBOY BREAKING INTO CHURCH ON A SUNDAY MORNIN'!” -Fang in Bellagail's Fangy Loves Joo St Fang of Boredom!

"Not to worry, we're still flying half a ship." Obi-Wan Kenobi - Star Wars Episode lll

"Wait a minute, how did this happen? We're smarter than this!" "Apparantly not" Obi-Wan and Anakin - Star Wars Episode lll

"I was begining to wonder if you even got my message" "We retransmitted it to Coruscant, just as you requested, Master. Then we decided to come rescue you" (looks up at chains) "Good job!" Obi-Wan and Anakin - Star Wars Episode ll

"You call this a diplomatic solution?" "No. I call it agressive negotiations." Anakin and Padme - Star Wars Episode ll

"So this is how liberty dies. By thunderous applause." Padme - Star Wars Episode lll

"If you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?" -Jeff Dunham

"She should call you FEMA." "What does that mean?" "Slow to respond and not a lot of satisfying results." -Walter and Jeff Dunham

"How long have you been married? "47 years." "Wow, that's amazing!" "Yeah, that old bitch'll never die." -Walter and Jeff Dunham

"A swatch." "A swatch?" "Yeah, it was a watch some company in Switzerland made, so they called it a swatch." "Good thing they weren't in Croatia." -Jeff Dunham and Walter

"Silence! I kill you!" -Achmed

"God Damnit! Oh! Oh! I mean Allah Damnit." -Achmed

"I need some ligaments!" -Achmed

"Jefafa DunHAM Dot Com!" -Penut

"The weirdest part is, he'd like to kill me, but he can't, because that would be a form of suicide." -Penut

"Trust me, you would not do well in prison." Why not?" "Come here, puppet boy! Make your daddy talk." "So, you're saying I'd soon become someone's..." "Bitch." "On a stick." -Penut, Jeff Dunham, and Jose Jalepeno.

"Where there's a will, there's family, but that's not the point." -Me. If you don't get it, think. 'Will' as in what you write when you leave your family stuff. Get it yet?

Anne: I’m thankful that I’m not your real mother, and I have a license to kill. Flock: 0_o Anne: And I want to adopt all of you! - From xxgldxx's MR SPOOF.

"But a quest to..." Grover swallowed. "I mean, couldn't the master bolt be in some place like Maine? Maine's very nice this time of year." -Grover - Percy Jackson, The Lightening Thief.

"I thought it would be obvious enough. The entrance to the Underworld is in Los Angeles." -Chiron -Percy Jackson, The Lightening Thief.

"We're orphans." "Orphans? But, my dears! Surely not!" "We got seperated from our caravan, our circus caravan. The ringmaster told us to meet him at the gas station if we got lost, but he may have forgotten, or maybe he meant a different gas station. Anyway, we're lost. Is that food I smell?" -Percy and Medusa -Percy Jackson, The Lightening Thief.

"I should have prayed to the ancestors for luck." "How lucky can they be? They're dead!" -Mulan's mom and grandmom -Mulan

"I'm about to whack my virtual head against my firewall." -Me, in a comment to Fang on max-dan-wiz.

"HOECAKE!" -Amanda, at any random moment.

"Those judges are so judgemental!" "Uh, dad? They're judges." -My dad after watching American Idol. Oh, God, if stupiduty runs in the family, I'm glad I'm adopted...

“Hell. On. Earth,” Iggy snapped. “A ninety-year old lady verbally assaulted me and the cart wouldn’t stop squeaking. I need to blow something up. Excuse me.” He stalked off. -Iggy in BlueWingedKitty's Co Ed Shopping.

"Do you have an airport?" "Yeah, a little one..." "Ok, we'll fly down." "Anthony? ...Nevermind." -My 7-year-old nephew and I on the phone. He wants to fly down to my house. Unfortunately for him, we only live about 2 hours away...

"Krill yum yum yum!" -Bell, a.k.a. Aleria14. Believe in the yumness of krill!

"The nine most terrifying words in the English language are, "I'm from the government and I'm here to help." -Ronald Reagan

"You're about as reliable as the hyper drive on the Millenium Falcon." -Just made that one up watching Star Wars: Episode V. Saving it here for later use.

"Dear Diary, Do you have any idea what it's like to be a wanted criminal? (Don’t answer that question. I really don’t want this diary to end up like Ginny Weasley’s, since it tried to kill her.)" -Fang in Diary of a Lovesick Mutant by Phoenix Fanatic.

“You assaulted an un-armed teenager, you snuck out in the middle of the night, and you, you…I don’t know what else you did but I bet it has something to do with why the national debt is so high!” -An angry Max to Fang in Diary of a Lovesick Mutant by Phoenix Fanatic.

“I never noticed. You have a nice chest.” Well, then. Hot damn, that’s a way to change the mood. “I could say the same about you, but that’d be sexual harassment.” Max and Fang in Diary of a Lovesick Mutant by Phoenix Fanatic.

"I was sitting in my room, contemplating on whether or not to read New Moon, the second part of the ‘Twilight saga’. (How is it a saga? Lord of the Rings – now that’s a saga, with intense battle scenes, powerful characters and an epic plot. But a girl falling in love with a vampire… that’s a series, not a saga. Learn the difference, young grasshopper.)" -A very true quote by Fang in Diary of a Lovesick Mutant by Phoenix Fanatic.

“But you can’t buy happiness,” I said. “That’s not necessarily true,” Iggy interrupted. “I once met a very nice stripper named Happiness.” -Fang and Iggy in Diary of a Lovesick Mutant by Phoenix Fanatic.

Then, he said loudly, “How about you give me a blow?” But Max didn’t miss a beat. “Sorry,” she said. “I choke on small objects.” -The 'Creepy Pedophile Guy' and Max in Diary of a Lovesick Mutant by Phoenix Fanatic.

Wham! “GO TO HELL.” Bam! “NEVER TOUCH HER AGAIN.” Slam! “YOU’RE CREEPIER THAN EDWARD.” -Fang beating up a pedophile in Diary of a Lovesick Mutant by Phoenix Fanatic.

"You know, when you grow up, you're going to have to get a job and pay for your own stuff." "No, I'll just steal people's wallets." -My sister and my 4-year-old future pickpocket nephew. :D

"I hath telekinesis!" -Voldemort/Volzemort/Satan from the epic fail fic My Immortal.

Iggy grinned. "No response, huh? Alright, well, if you have nothing to say...Why don't you get out of here and leave us alone before I blow your balls off with an M-80, 'kay?" -Iggy in my story, Who Needs Dylan and Max?

"When you use the toilet, you put the seat up. When you're done, you put it down. Women in tribe start wars over this. Many deaths." -"Baboon" - Jungle 2 Jungle

"HOLY FUCKING MOTHER OF KAMIA!" -Hidanlvr screaming at the random guy who jumped out in front of her to yell at her to go see Final Destination after she and her friends were discussing what 'kamia' was. Her friends found it hysterical.

"If I ever catch you cheating on me I'm going to do two things." "What's that?" "One, I'm gonna punch the other chick in the face, then ruin your chances of having children." -Hidanlvr said cheerily to her boyfriend. :D Boyfriend's reply: "That's ok. That's why I love you. And if you ever cheat on me, I'll probably just cut one of your boobs off in your sleep."

Hey ppl, did ya notice that if you put the first letter of the flocks name in a certain order (Iggy, Max, Fang, Angel, Nudge, and Gazzy) you get the word... I-M F-A-N-G. How awesometastical is that? -Found that on someone's profile. Awesome.

"One sperm with a sense of direction and I'm paying for it for the rest of my life." -Dorothy-The Golden Girls

"Yes, yes, and if he were your math homework he'd be hard and you'd be doing him on a desk. We get it, Saint." -Skittles' Iggy on Twitter.

"The Butt End of the school. I always thought that was a good place for Math." -Risa from my NaNoWriMo Novel, Wolf Eyes.

"Ms. Coates, exactly who do you think you are?" "Martha Washington." I shot back. "But that's only when I'm off my medication." "What?!" "Oh, I know, it's unbelievable! But don't worry, I know I'm really Hilary Clinton." -Risa owning Ms. Roslin in my NaNoWriMo Novel, Wolf Eyes.

"What would you do if you were magically turned into a pink mini-dragon that breathes sparkles, not fire, by the guy from the Lucky Charms commercial?"Me: I would dance around in circles singing songs by Ke$ha. Of course, that would happen on the same day that Saint's dad stops being a dick, Crossover decides to stop liking the Beatles in favor of the Jonas Brothers, the US Virgin Islands rise up and take over the world, Guam capsizes, Stevo lets go of his dick, Spiffy and Pooky get caught having gay sex by Fromo and Lear, who were having straight sex with the Maxes, Kurt Cobain, Jimi Hendrix, and Rodney Dangerfield come back to life to create the greatest musical group of all time, Mario and Luigi lead an army of video game characters against the US Virgin Islands for control of the world, it starts raining wontons, Saint takes that as a sign and declares herself Pope, Fang takes that as a sign and declares himself Head-Boss-Jew-Oy!, the Jews of the world revolt on the grounds that there has never been a Head-Boss-Jew-Oy! and they don't want one, Captain Jack actually finds that rum, Iggy... does something, James Patterson finally writes a book that completely makes sense, MG says "eh" like a true Canadian, not just as a mistake, eh, ET tries to phone home, but he misdials and accidentally calls a sex line, Jesus returns, takes a look around, and runs back screaming to heaven, Bell actually doesn't get mentioned in a chapter of MM&aDK, and Max realizes this is the apocalypse she was supposed to stop, and in her last-ditch attempt to stop it, she gets crushed by a rampaging army of massive murderous Mexican mutant minkles." -Matthias answering a question from Vera in Me, Max, and a Dog Kennel.

"The one...Holy crap, Stevo's grabbing his dick!" -Matt on Skype.

"Half the heifers were over here, half the heifers were over there, and half were still in the fence!" "David! How many halves are in a whole?" "...Two." "So, how were half your heifers in one place, half in another place, and half in a third place?" "...I had one and a half groups of heifers!" -In which Amanda tries to teach David simple math on the farm.

"I hate you with the fiery passion of an angered mango!" -Vera, often.

"You're mom was right and I was wrong." "Say that again, Dad. I have my phone recording now." -My dad and I at Pizza Hut. He was talking about my Mom and made this remark, so I put my phone on 'record' and had him say it again, for the record. Yes, I kept the recording. I've thought of putting it as his ringtone.

"Stop it or I'll bury you alive in a box!" -A MadTV skit.

"Meercat Hanky Panky!" -Mine and Amanda's way of saying 'Goodnight'. Don't ask.

"You can be saved and baptized all you want, you can say that you're close to God, you can read the bible 1000 times, but if you're looking down on people because they don't think like you, you better read that bible one more time." -Skittles' Mom

"Canadians must have invented Pig Latin." "Why do you say that?" "Everything in that language ends in 'eh'!" -Jessica to me one day. I laughed so hard...

"Using your aura as a defense actually takes less energy... Though it will take concentration." "Hey, is that a butterfly?!" "This may take some time..." -Lane and Otto in my second NaNoWriMo fic, Double-Edged Sword.

"A firm native." "I believe you mean 'affirmative', mate." "Is that negatively what I dictated?" -Ichor and Lane from Double-Edged Sword. I love how Ichor talks...

"It wouldn't be my move. First the candy and flowers, then the apology letters, then the ravenous demon hordes. In that order." -Jace, City of Bones.

"You know how you can turn men gay, but won't be gay with them? The 'hit and run' thing? Alec could turn lesbians straight, not to mention send hordes of already-straight fangirls chasing after him, and yet, still gay. Damn it. You fictional men and your frustrating sexual habits." -Me to Fang while reading City of Bones.

FANFICTION LINKS:

Fly By Twilight:

Prom outfits from The Coven: Clicky!

Also, check out Fang and Alanna by Rinean on Maximum-x! Thank you, Rinean!

Ninja Fang:

Found these pictures and thought they fit.

Ninja Powers!

We Do Not Test on Animals...

He's a Ninja

A Ninja Fang Pic By My Friend: Here!

Another Form of the Avian Flu:

Chapter 42 Chat: Click here!

Job Listings:

nathan_p never ceases to amaze me...

Roland ter Borcht Chapter

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#6

Chapter Title.

The continuations and responses...

Double Date:

The Cover to Double Date, as drawn by Vera Amber: Click Here.

The Cover to Double Date as colored by yours truly: Here.

My Second DD Cover: Here.

Facts of Life:

Vera Amber's cover for it: Here!

No Longer Hatchlings:

My Picture of Skylark: Here.

Song of Adoration:

Video made by Vera for my birthday. Thanks, Vera! Here.