Jocyo (Jo - ci - o): A fanfiction author.

I know, sometimes I commit things that I don't enjoy, such as mispelling "Ginevra" into "Ginerva" well it's over now. Deal with it.

The second I found out that you could upload pictures, I just had to comply. Too bad it's only 100x100...:(

I'm a terrible author: I keep abandoning my stories... :(

What I hate is Badass! Harry. It's so stupid. It's so fricken AMERICAN! I mean, don't get me wrong, I am from America, but I just hate it when Harry goes from:

"Blood Hell! I forgot my homework!"

to

"Fuck this shit, if you don't stop pestering me about this damn homework, you might leave with your life!"

and then Harry becomes a drug addict and learns how to use a pistol.

And also, there is no such thing as Occlumency shields. If you read Book 5, you will see something around this idea:

Occlumency is the art of protecting the mind from invasion. If one was to learn Occlumency, they would be able to shut down ideas, emotions, and memories contradicting what they said, so they would be able to lie to a Legilimens without them knowing.

Where are any shields mentioned? I don't see any.

What I hate the most, however is how Harry always has a 'sudden vision' of something. It's just so stupid! Like when Harry see's Horace Slughorn, he has a 'sudden vision of a giant spider bringing it's victims closer.' What's the point of that stuff? That's a terrible analogy! Slughorn is to Harry as Spider is to Victim?

Fanfictions based on “Marauders, Lily, and whoever else read Harry Potter 1” are unoriginal and use a minimal amount of original text. See, look:

The Marauders were sitting down when all of a sudden a magical book fell through the ceiling. Instead of check if it was hexed, jinxed, or cursed, James opens the book and reads it.

The boy who lived blah blah blah there was a woman blah Dursley blah blah blah Potters suck

“Hey!” even though James was the one reading the book, and therefore, based on human psychology, shouldn’t interrupt the story, he yelled at a book. What a genius. “Potters don’t suck!”

Then James said something about how Lily married him, but no one cares because everyone who would be reading a story like this would already know.

Then everyone makes guesses on what characters say, and who they are, and somehow, they all guess correctly.

A cat sat stiffly on the wall. blah blah brick wall blah blah.

"HEY!" said James, once again interuptting his own story. "IT SOUNDS LIKE AN ANIMAGUS! IT MUST BE PROFESSOR MCGONAGALL BECAUSE THIS STORY HAS TO HAVE AT LEAST ONE CHARACTER GUESSING ANOTHER IN THE BOOK!"

Blah blah blah. Story blah blah Harry potter lived blah omigosh he is a living boy blah

Now everyone was yelling at the book “BLAH BLAH! MUGGLE IS BLAH BLAH! WHAT AN IDIOT BLAH BLAH!” And even though these people could have been fictional, they automatically assume the book is from the future and these things are really happening. After a while, they say things like ‘isn’t Quirrel that nervous Slytherin dude?’ or ‘I know the Rowlings! They are an ancient group of purebloods!’ and other cliché things like such.

Then:

BLAH BLAH BLAH! MOST OF THE STORY IS TAKEN UP BY PLAGIARISED TEXT FROM HP BOOK ONE, AND SINCE YOU PEOPLE OBVIOUSLY WANT TO HEAR FICTIONAL PEOPLE’S REACTION TO READING A BOOK AND SHOUTING AT IT, HERE IS THE STORY BLAH BLAH. BLAH BLAH —

“Blah, blah?” said Sirius. “Blah blah! Disagree blah blah blah! What is a drill blah blah blah!

BLAH BLAH BLAH! BLAH BLAH BLAH—

And every once in a while —

“HEY!” everyone shouted, even James. They all had been offended by whatever was in the book.

Seriously guys, you can do better than that.

Professor A Lica Total failure. No way (might be up for adoption if you're stupid enough.

The Marauders and Lily read deleted for "not being property of the author." as if those unoriginal Marauder + Lily or Harry + Slytherin and Gryffindors read Harry Potter stories don't do that!

One Step Forward, Two Baby Steps back. After I finish with my other fics, I'll go back to this one. I

get a particularly large amount of reviewers from this one.

Mark of the Blood Traitor/A Witch, A Horcrux, and the Universe Noooooo...

The Vampire Oracle The story right now is discontinued. I might rewrite it though...hmm...

Kagome: Hanyou Extraordinaire Meh. Maybe.

Kagome's Inner Demons A definite on my to-rewrite list.

Pureb99 is a decent author. Their stories always make me want to see a new chapter. Whydoyouneedtoknow is awesome, though. Harry Potter and the Hero's Path is nice as well. Meh, just check the rest on my profile info, why don't ya?

Love:

Harry/Hermione

Harry/Luna

Draco/Ginny

Draco/Hermione

Draco/Luna

Ron/Luna

Ron/Hermione

Neville/Ginny

Neville/Luna

Abused! Harry

Dark! Harry

Powerful! Harry

Independant! Harry

Group Leader! Harry

Abusive Boyfriend! Any girl, Ginny, Hermione, etc.

HATE:

SLASH

Homosexual vampires

When someone gets a secret power or something, becomes a Mary Sue, then a Mary Sue -OC Master or Teacher explains everything. ('As a vampire, you become smart, have awesome powers, etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc' all in one breath)

Harry/Ginny

Ron/Lavender

Krum/Hermione

Ron/Ginny (ugh)

Harry/Cho

Cedric/Cho

Wood/Hermione

Snape/Hermione

Remus/Hermione

Sirius/Hermione

Harry/Tonks

Multiship Harry