Confidential Report:
The Queen of Procrastination
Bio
Birth name: Your mom
Alias: xOprocrastinator/Sloth
Responds to: 'hey! shorty with the backpack!" xD
Gender: Female
Ethnicity: hispanic/italian/dutch/german
Date of Birth: september 20
Age: Appears to be around the age of a highschool sophmore
Appearance: brunette; hair layered around face, falls just past shoulders, short-ish.. brown eyes
Distinguishing characteristics: zune earphones plugged into ears 24/7
Occupation: super secret ninja, Shinigami in training, author, self-appointed psychologist, all around lazy bum, Sasuke/Renji/Ishida/Keigo/Shikamaru/Sai fangirl
Affiliated group(s): Pirate Band of Shinigami Shinobi (PBSS; A.K.A. the trio of insanity) - Squad One - Sai (codename Renodori), Sloth(codename xOProcrastinator), and Sirius (codename i n d i g o.o c e a n). Also seen in association with The Amazing Avalonians from the Amazon - further information could not be gathered on this mysteriously elusive group rumored to be located in central Mr. Penn's math class.
Distinguishable quote: "-thumbs up sign of youthfulness-" "Wow.. that's really special of you." "And how does that make you feel?" "-gigglesquee-/-spazzfoamconvulsiondeath-"
Statistics
Hit Points: -20 HP
Ninjutsu: 4/5
Taijutsu: .5/5
Genjutsu: 3/5
Stealth: 5/5
Kidoh: 3/5
Zanjutsu: 4.5/5
Abilities/Attacks: Will head bang in the middle of the street therefore scaring everyone away; hugs; random swooning while being incapable of any speech besides "He's AMAAAAZING"; Anti-rainbow-ness; Swimming/running away at an increadible pace when feels threatened or in danger
Weaknesses: Music (she's a music zombie. duh.), being poked on back, neck, or sides (she pretty much spazzes), height (she can't reach anything on the top shelf)
Fears: needles; bugs; the end of anime as we know it; flamers xD
Obsessions
(Use any of these and she's as good as dead. ... Or defeated.)
Bishie: Uchiha Sasuke
Anime/Manga: Naruto, Bleach, FullMetal Alchemist, Wolf's Rain, Ouran High School Host Club, Death Note
Character(s): Nara Shikamaru, Uchiha Sasuke, Sai, Hagane Kotetsu, Hyuuga Neji (Naruto); Ishida Uryuu, Abarai Renji, Asano Keigo, Hitsugaya Toushirou, kuchiki Byakuya, Captain Kyouraku, hisagi Shuuhei (Bleach); Edward Elric, Roy Mustang, Ling Yao, Greed (FullMetal Alchemist); Kiba (wolf's rain); Hitachiin Hikaru, Ootori Kyouya, Suou Tamaki, BEEZLENEFF!!!! (Ouran High School Host Club); L (Death Note)
Pairing(s): SasuSaku, ShikaIno, SaiSaku, NejiTen, NaruHina (Naruto); IchiRuki, RenRuki, IshiHime, KiraHina, GinRan (Bleach); RoyRiza, LingRan Fan, EdWin (FullMetal Alchemist); Hikaruhi, Tamaruhi, KyoHaru, MoriHaru (Ouran High School Host Club)
Books: Pendragon Series, The Sight, The Mists of Avalon, The Claidi Journals, Crown Duel, The DaVinci Code
Movies: PIRATES OF THE CARRIBBEAN, The Guardian, Happily N'Ever After, The Last Samurai, disney movies, The Wedding Planner
Profile
Sloth, though only a sophmore at a Catholic highschool, leads a rather uneventful life. She can usually be found in front of the computer, watching random anime episodes or possibly even headbanging to music in the middle of the street with her best friends. Obnoxious for the most part, she usually tries (and almost always fails) to be the voice of reason to her friends. Alas, the work of a psychologist is ever so hard. She loves to smile and is a total and complete slacker; always looking for a way to get out of sports practice (and usually succeeding). Her hobbies are swimming and running, snowboarding and playing tennis, reading and writing, singing off key to her favorite songs, and bursting out into random bouts of laughter (and when she's with her friends these random bouts of laughter usually result in her spitting out some kind of beverage. Or the beverage coming out through her nose.) When dealing with a person such as this, it is probably best to tread carefully because she's prone to volatile mood swings.
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