How To Save A Life. . .
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Marching Band has consumed my life.
"Vanity and pride are different things, though the words are often used synonymously. A person may be proud without being vain. Pride relates more to our opinion of ourselves, vanity to what we would have others think of us."-- Jane Austin Pride and Prejudice
כל עוד בלבב פנימה
נפש יהודי הומיה,
ולפאתי מזרח קדימה,
עין לציון צופיה,
עוד לא אבדה תקוותנו
התקווה בת שנות אלפים,
להיות עם חופשי בארצנו,
ארץ ציון וירושלים
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be smart.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.- I'm just cooler than everyone else.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.- No, but I do have a rather large nose.
I'm ISRAELI, so I MUST be an Army Freak. - Israelis aren't freaks about the army, but everyone has to join.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.- Well, sometimes, when I'm particularly irritated.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm an ATHEIST, so I MUST hate the world.
I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.- HA!
I'm JAMAICAN, so I must smoke weed.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.- Try heavily opinionated.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I take ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.- Haha, eamster …
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a stuck up whore.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.- Just a bit.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz.
I’m AN IRRITABLE PERSON, so I MUST be a jerk who hates everyone.- Why yes, I am. But I hate with love. Sometimes.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.- Ha, I do that, actually.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big peter.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I TAKE HIGHER LEVEL CLASSES so I MUST be a geek with no life.- Well, it is true. You have no life when you’re in Band and take AP classes.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER ART, so I MUST be a homosexual
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.- Please, all of my guy friends are either Gay, or in Marching Band. Why would I want to fuck them?
I'm in Band so I MUST be a dork.- Well, we prefer Geek or Nerd, but yeah.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.
I HAVE BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.- If I didn't where what I wanted to, then I would probably end up wearing cloths my mother picked out.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool.- Er, yeah.
I have GERMAN HERITAGE, so I MUST be a Nazi.- This one makes me laugh, considering I’m a Jew.
I hang out with GAYS, so I MUST be gay too.- Hmm …
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.- Does this have anything to do with being a Jew?
I'm HAWAIIAN, so I MUST be lazy.
I'm a STONER, so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.
I'm ISRAELI, so I MUST be crazy.- Haven't you ever heard of the term "Crazy 'Raeli"?
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon and fried chicken.
I'm BISEXUAL, so I MUST think every person that I see is hot.- Don't try to flatter yourself.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.- Seriously? I eat as much as a 300 pound person.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don’t like the SUN, so I MUST be albino
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.- The cool kids in Marching Band drink water and smoke Reed!
I'm a guy who wears tight pants, so I MUST be gay and emo.
Stereotypes.
Info
()I am shorter than 5'4.
(x) I think I'm ugly sometimes. It’s true what they say about getting dressed in the dark
()I have many scars.
(x) I tan easily. I love my Jewish skin!
(x)I wish my hair was a different color. Brown is so old …
()I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color.
()I have a tattoo.
()I am self-conscious about my appearance.
(x) I have/had braces. The burden of having metal in my mouth has finally ceased
(x) I wear glasses But most of the time contacts
()I would get plastic surgery if it were 100 safe, free of cost, and scar-free
(x) I've been told I'm attractive by a complete stranger. … It was awkward
()I have more than 2 piercing.
()I have piercing in places besides my ears.
()I have freckles.
Family/Home Life
(x) I've sworn at my parents. Not exactly at them, but in front of them
()I've run away from home.
()I've been kicked out of the house.
(x) My biological parents are together. 30 years!
()I have a sibling less than one year old.
(x) I want to have kids someday. Well, actually, I’d rather adopt a child. Why add more to our over-populated world when I can help another?
()I've lost a child.
School/Work
(x) I'm in school To be honest, I quite enjoy school
(x) I have a job Does selling Dip N’ Dots for Band count?
(x) I've fallen asleep at work/school. Pre-IB English class …
(x) I almost always do my homework. Call me nerdy, but I enjoy getting credit and good grades
(x) I’m in or taking higher level classes AP classes! And a random freshman Pre-IB class that I wasn’t supposed to be in
(x) I've missed a week or more of school. I hate the Flu
(x) I've been on the Honor Roll within the last 2 years It’s incredibly easy to do so
()I failed more than 1 class last year
(x) I've stolen something from my job. Technically, we’re not allowed to eat the Dip N’ Dots …
()I've been fired.
Embarrassment
()I've slipped out an "lol" in a spoken conversation.
()Disney movies still make me cry.
()I've peed from laughing.
(x) I've snorted while laughing. Band …
(x) I've laughed so hard I've cried. Band …
()I've glued my hand to something.
()I've had my pants rip in public.
Health
(x) I was born with a disease/impairment. Only a heart murmur
()I've gotten stitches/staples.
(x) I've broken a bone. Damn toe!
()I've had my tonsils removed.
()I’ve had an appendectomy
()I've sat in a doctor’s office/emergency room with a friend.
()I've had my wisdom teeth removed.
()I’ve had a serious surgery.
(x) I've had chicken pox. Luckily, I don’t remember having them
()I've had measles
Traveling
(x) I've driven over 200 miles in one day. Well, I myself wasn’t driving
(x) I've been on a plane. Disney World!
(x) I’ve been to other states/provinces than the one that I live in Band competitions require a lot of travel
()I've been to Canada.
()I've been to Mexico.
()I've been to Niagara Falls.
()I've been to Japan.
()I've celebrated Mardi Gras in New Orleans.
()I've been to Europe.
()I've been to Africa.
Experiences
()I've gotten lost in a city.
(x) I've seen a shooting star. Jew Camp …
(x) I've wished on a shooting star. Jew Camp …
(x) I've seen a meteor shower. Jew Camp …
(x) I've gone out in public in my pajamas. Jew Camp, school, doctor’s, pharmacy …
(x) I've pushed all the buttons on an elevator. Hey- I was six
(x) I've kicked a guy where it hurts. He truly deserved it
()I've been to a casino.
()I've been skydiving.
()I've gone skinny dipping.
(x) I've played spin the bottle. Funnily enough, it was the camp counselors that encouraged us to play
()I've drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour.
()I've crashed a car.
()I've been Skiing.
(x) I've been in a play. The Adventures of Tom Sawer in grade five!
()I've met someone in person from myspace.
(x) I've caught a snowflake on my tongue. Cold
()I've seen the Northern lights.
(x) I've sat on a roof top at night MD Science Center
()I've played chicken.
()x I've played a prank on someone. Fun
()I've ridden in a taxi.
()I've seen the Rocky Horror Picture Show.
(x) I've eaten sushi. Delicious
()I've been snowboarding.
Relationships
()I'm single
()I'm in a relationship
()I'm engaged.
(x) I'm married … To writing
()I've gone on a blind date.
()I've been the dumped more than the dumper.
(x) I miss someone right now. Mmm-hmm
()I have a fear of abandonment.
()I've gotten divorced.
()I've had feelings for someone who didn't have them back.
(x) I've told someone I loved them when I didn't. Really depends on how you look at the word Love
()I've told someone I didn't love them when I did.
()I've kept something from a past relationship.
Sexuality
(x) I have/have had a crush on someone of the same sex. And ...?
()I identify myself as gay.
(x) I identify myself as bisexual. Kind of, if that makes any sense ...
()I identify myself as straight.
()I've had a crush on a teacher.
()I am a cuddler.
()I've been kissed in the rain.
(x) I've hugged a stranger. Gotta love those people with the Free Hug signs
()I have kissed a stranger.
Honesty/Crime
(x) I've done something I promised someone else I wouldn't. There was no way I wasn’t going to tell people what our Marching Band show was!
(x) I've done something I promised myself I wouldn't. That last piece of cake …
()I've snuck out of my house
()I have lied to my parents about where I am.
(x) I am keeping a secret from the world. I think a lot of people have hidden secrets
(x) I've cheated while playing a game. I never liked losing when I was a small child
()I've cheated on a test.
()I've run a red light
()I've been suspended from school.
()I've witnessed a crime.
(x) I've been in a fist fight. And I totally made that guy cry!
()I've been arrested.
Drugs/Alcohol
(x) I've consumed alcohol. Manachevits during the holidays
()I regularly drink.
()I've passed out from drinking.
()I have passed out drunk at least once in the past 6 months.
(x) I've smoked weed Oh, never mind, I thought that said Reed.
()I've taken painkillers when I didn't need them.
()I've eaten shrooms.
()I've popped E.
()I've inhaled Nitrous.
()I've done hard drugs.
()I have cough drops when I'm not sick.
()I can't swallow pills.
()I can swallow about 5 pills at a time no problem
()I have been diagnosed with clinical depression.
()I have been diagnosed with one or more anxiety disorder.
(x) I shut others out when I'm depressed. Well, everyone except Microsoft Word
()I take anti-depressants.
()I'm anorexic or bulimic.
()I've slept an entire day when I didn't need it.
()I've hurt myself on purpose.
(x) I've woken up crying. It was really … weird
()I hate funerals.
()I've seen someone dying.
(x) Someone close to me has attempted suicide. Said person is now okay
()I've planned my own suicide.
()I've attempted suicide.
()I've written a eulogy for myself.
Materialism
()I own over 5 rap CDs.
(x) I own an iPod or MP3 player. I’ve had my iPod for over three years
()I have an unhealthy obsession with anime/manga.
()I own multiple designer purses, costing over 100 dollars a piece.
(x) I own something from Hot Topic. Harry Potter jacket
(x) I own something from Pac Sun. … Random shirt
()I collect comic books.
(x) I own something from The Gap. A lot of clothing from there
()I own something I got on e-bay.
()I own something from Abercrombie.
Random
()I can sing well.
(x) I can play a musical instrument Saxophone! And piano, marimba/xylophone, and a bit of flute
()I've stolen a tray from a fast food restaurant.
()I open up to others easily.
(x) I watch the news. Regularly
(x) I don't kill bugs. I find someone else to kill them for me
()I hate hearing songs that sacrifice meaning for the sake of being able to rhyme.
(x) I curse regularly. Only regularly with my friends
()I sing in the shower.
()I am a morning person.
(x) I am a night person I am more wide awake when most people are tired
()I paid for my cell phone ring tone.
(x) I am a snob about grammar. Most definitely
()I am a sports fanatic.
()I twirl my hair.
(x) I have "x"s in my screen name. Only because there’s an X in Saxophone
()I love being neat.
(x) I love Spam Okay, no. But I had to do it for Monty Python!
()I've copied more than 30 CD's in a day
(x) I bake well. Seriously, my chocolate chip oatmeal secret ingredient cookies are amazing!
()My favorite color is either white, yellow, pink, red or blue.
(x) I've worn pajamas to school. I was feeling lazy
()I like Martha Stewart.
()I know how to shoot a gun.
(x) I am in love with love. Who isn't
()I am guilty of tYpInG lIkE tHiS.
(x) I laugh at my own jokes. Yeah …
()I eat fast food weekly.
(x) I believe in ghosts. There’s one in my room
()I am online 24/7, even as an away message.
(x) I've not turned anything in and still got an A in a certain class. Haha, math class
(x) I can't sleep if there is a spider in the room. They kind of creep me out
(x) I am really ticklish. Unfortunately …
()I love white chocolate.
(x) I bite my nails. Old habit that never died
(x) I play video games. Classic Mario all the way!
(x) I'm good at remembering faces. Don’t know why, but I am
(x) I'm good at remembering names. It matches the face!
(x) I'm good at remembering dates. I can remember the weirdest things …
()I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life
(x) I know exactly what I want to do for a living Journalism, if you were wondering
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