| What-Ansketil-Did-Next |
Author has written 21 stories for Star Wars, Harry Potter, Hunchback of Notre Dame, and Conan series. Hello! I'm What-Ansketil-Did-Next and I mostly enjoy writing and reading about the darker characters in Harry Potter and Star Wars, which are my two main fandoms. I used to use this site simply under the name Ansketil, until I accidentally locked myself out of my own account and had to get myself a new name. The old account is still there though, so if you want to read the embarrassing stuff I wrote at fifteen, be my guest. Pleasedon'tomgpleasedon't! In Somno Veritas. "Are you often in my dreams, Harry? I have not touched your mind since our little encounter at the Department of Mysteries... and yet here you are... saving me in my nightmares." AU!HBP - LV/HP. A story co-written with the lovely ladyoflilacs. It can be found at our joint account here. I've been gone for a while now, so I decided it might be time to come back. I'm one of those odd people who go through periods of hermetic hibernation when certain stars align. Without explanation. This may seem arrogant, but really it is a result of a strange, crippling inability to communicate at certain times. I wish I knew why. I'm writing original fiction these days, but I still enjoy fanfiction and have many ideas I'd still like to realise. I used to post on livejournal under the name ansketil_rose, where you could find many more Star Wars stories of mine, besides the ones I publish here. However, I received so many spam comments a day on my journal, I eventually made the decision to delete the account. A mirror of what was can be found on dreamwidth: http://ansketil.dreamwidth.org/ I do have an eventual plan to move stuff from there to here. The Status of the Incomplete Stories: As regards why many of my stories have not been updated, my laptop died a while back and it had on it - among other things - the complete third chapter of Crash, several thousand words of chapter 23 of You Know Who?, and two-thirds of the third chapter of The Vanishing Glass. Clearly, the number three is not my friend. I have since been unwilling to attempt to replicate what I wrote and thus the three stories will not be updated until I can pull the files from the smoking carcass of my hard drive. This, I have been given to understand, is perfectly possible but - like so many things - is dependent on my having adequate funds. So watch this space. Given what I've just said, please don't be upset if you see me updating stories that aren't those three. I would absolutely adore to be working on them, but until I get those files, I just can't. So I'm doing other things in the meantime. You Know Who? - I do intend to finish this. It's my epic baby. How I learned to stop worrying and love writing Lord Voldemort - plus it was some of the best sort of awesome fun I ever had. Hermione too. It's like writing a crazy tennis match of POVs. Besides which, messing with Deathly Hallows is all too easy. I've had the ending in my head for a long time now. As regards when it will be updated, see above. Crash - I love this story. I really do. Why shouldn't Palpatine, Anakin, Obi-Wan, and R2-D2 go on an adventure together? Palpatine, as a friend one said to me, needs to be pushed out of his ivory tower once and a while and get taken for a spin. As for updates, see above. The Vanishing Glass - I never actually intended to write this. I had this dream and I wrote something quite unexpected for a friend of mine as a result. Harry Potter meets Suckerpunch. I hated Suckerpunch. Paterfamilias - Will not be updated. The poor thing was written so long ago, pre D.H., and I cannot find it in myself to update it. Child of Sah'ot - This is actually something I have plans for. I don't like the way it's written and intend to improve upon it. Thus, it has been taken down. This is not altogether a sad day. Look what a similar rest and makeover did for You Know Who? Alexis - Is - um - finished. And has been for a long time now. Just needed to move it from my journal to here. Brilliant - I have no idea. Really I don't. A Voldemort and Hermione sketch I did for You Know Who?: http://ansketil.deviantart.com/#/d420kk9 An amazing reader deposited some anonymous You Know Who? fan art! I'm so excited, no one has ever drawn me fan art before! Thank you gorgeous anon! Three pictures of Lord Voldemort and Miss Hermione Granger: http://oi41.tinypic.com/15n66ti.jpg http://oi39.tinypic.com/wwgn0k.jpg http://oi43.tinypic.com/1z8xgn.jpg Happy reading, Ansketil. | |||||||
1. The Portrait reviewsThis, he thinks, is perhaps what it might be like to be a Horcrux. A static thing of soul and memory, with a past and no future. He slipped from himself like a snake sheds its skin, leaving a dried, hollow image of what was. A small one-shot about a painting of Lord Voldemort.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,051 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 1-29-13 - Voldemort & Harry P. - Complete2. The Art of Tickling Trout reviews"...An old and apparently sensuous poaching technique which involves an act of hypnotic predation by seduction." A meeting in the gardens of the palace of Theed - two beings whose destinies are entwined meet for the first time.Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,634 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1-28-13 - Padmé Amidala & E. Palpatine - Complete3. Alexis » reviewsWhen Alexis Ts'umin accidentally meets his Emperor in the Imperial Gardens his life spins out of control, setting him on a collision course with assassins, Darth Vader, and Palpatine's repressed desires. Palpatine/male!OC - adult concepts and themes, the Emperor in sexual situations, relationship between a twenty year-old and a septuagenarian. Dark.Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 42,057 - Reviews: 19 - Updated: 1-28-13 - Published: 2-18-07 - E. Palpatine & Darth Vader - Complete4. Under the Covers reviewsA short companion piece to the first chapter of 'Alexis', from Palpatine's point of view. Something I tastefully faded to black but was then asked to illuminate. It's been floating around for a while, I thought I'd bring it here along with the complete story of Alexis.Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,306 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1-27-13 - E. Palpatine - Complete5. The Vanishing Glass » reviewsFalsely imprisoned inside Hogwarts Asylum, Harry is determined to prove he's sane. But after taking a walk down the third floor corridor at night, he starts to think he might be crazy after all. AU!HP/LV for Ziggy Sternenstaub.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,036 - Reviews: 32 - Updated: 2-15-12 - Published: 1-19-12 - Voldemort & Harry P.6. You Know Who? » reviewsWhat would you do if you woke up with no memory of who you were, looking like a monster, stuck in a room with a giant snake? Lord Voldemort is in exactly that situation when a spell delivers him into the hands of Hermione Granger. LV/HG set during DH.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 153,309 - Reviews: 631 - Updated: 2-3-12 - Published: 6-5-07 - Voldemort & Hermione G.7. The Children of Set reviewsTom Riddle, searching for a rare book in Cairo, finds more than he ever suspected. The Great Old One: Father Set. Harry Potter/Lovecraft, plus Howard's Serpent Men.Crossover - Harry Potter & Conan series - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,927 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 10-10-11 - Voldemort - Complete8. Not Soldiers reviewsMace Windu faces a conundrum in the early stages of the war. Can the Jedi serve the Republic and remain Jedi? A story about Master Windu, Palpatine and what it means to be a Jedi.Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,939 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6-30-11 - M. Windu & E. Palpatine - Complete9. Ascendant reviewsPalpatine contemplates the "Shroud of the Dark Side" and reveals it to be a thing made not by the Sith, but by the Jedi themselves. Drabble-length.Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 449 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6-30-11 - E. Palpatine - Complete10. The Wages of Honour reviewsA general campaigning on the edge of winter is recalled by his emperor – only to be shocked into remembering the past they both share. Historical AU set in an imaginary 18th century Europe crossed with the GFFA. Anakin/Padmé & Vader/Palpatine. Complete.Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,305 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6-30-11 - Darth Vader & E. Palpatine - Complete11. Crash » reviewsAnakin didn't land the 'Invisible Hand' safely on Coruscant. The crash was fatal. But one of the passengers on the ship had the power to save himself. Prequel Palpatine, Anakin, Obi-Wan & R2 travel to the time of the Original Trilogy.Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,538 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 6-30-11 - Anakin Skywalker & E. Palpatine12. Down the Plot Hole reviewsHarry Potter mistakenly decides to go back in time and save the world! Fortunately, Lord Voldemort is there to prevent Harry destroying it in the process. Time-turner meta!fic - strictly cannon compliant. Yes, an actual cannon!Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,518 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 2-21-11 - Voldemort & Harry P. - Complete13. Against Nature reviewsDarth Sidious keeps his promise and saves Amidala from death. Vader and the Emperor journey to Naboo, attend Padme's funeral, and Palpatine brings her back from the dead. Because even the power to cheat death can't rescue a tragedy. No slash.Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,181 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 6-10-09 - Darth Vader & E. Palpatine - Complete14. Brilliant reviewsWhen Dumbledore walks into Borgin and Burkes, he finds a hugely talented wizard working as a shop clerk. Feeling guilty for sabotaging Tom's teaching career, he does something about it. AD/TR slash.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,805 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 6-10-09 - Tom R. Jr. & Albus D.15. What Frollo Should Have Done reviewsA Disney-verse one-shot about what would have happened if Judge Frollo had been smart as well as sociopathic and in lust. Frollo/Esmeralda, with the mandatory angsty Claude, who writes an illiterate gypsy a love letter - Quasi reads it to her.Hunchback of Notre Dame - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,708 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 5-18-09 - Complete16. Under the Affluence of Incohol reviewsA tipsy Palpatine becomes temporarily confused by his own machinations and decides, characteristically, to solve his problem by adding yet another layer of complication to the cake. SLASH: Anakin/Palpatine from both POVs. One-shot.Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,693 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 4-23-09 - E. Palpatine & Anakin Skywalker - Complete17. In His Hands reviewsVader talks about Emperor Palpatine's hands.Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 674 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-28-09 - Darth Vader & E. Palpatine - Complete18. Absolute Pleasure reviewsPalpatine muses on old age and power and watches a bit of satire. A one-off, rambling monologue of an old Emperor just before RotJ.Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,591 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 3-26-09 - E. Palpatine - Complete19. Rising & Falling reviewsSeries of moments revolving around Palpatine, visions and the power of sleep. Based around the idea that the Chancellor "goes for days without sleeping" and explores one possible answer to this. Also explores Anakin's feelings. No slash.Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,023 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8-21-08 - E. Palpatine & Anakin Skywalker - Complete20. Music of the Spheres reviewsPalpatineOFC The now old operatic soprano, Oelil Nin, writing several years after the fall of the Empire, describes the relationship she once had with Senator Palpatine. Just a one shot.Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,944 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 12-16-07 - E. Palpatine - Complete21. Paterfamilias » reviewsAM.TR.LV.LM.DM? When Draco finds his grandfather's memoirs he unlocks a past he never knew beginning in the winter of 1941 and the passion between Abraxas Malfoy & another boy. As Draco reads, his family unravels. Old fic. Discontinued.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,231 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 5-9-07 - Published: 2-18-07 - Lucius M. & Voldemort