Notice!!

I am still writing, but will no longer be posting on my fanfiction account. everything will now be posted on my live journal.

my user name on live journal is davenasharpe

i am in the process of posting eveything from this account to my live journal as i type this. sorry for the inconvinience, its just easier for me this way.

i do have some new chapters up for my stories there, and eveything is posted under the original titles.

so sorry!!

~Profile~

Name: ...Does it really matter? But if you must call me something, call me Sarcasm

Age: Old enough to have my own laptop! Yeah!

Place of Residence: The World, Heh heh heh! (can be taken one of two ways, either works)

Favorite Color: Black, red, purple and silver.

My favorite page ever: -->click

Favortie bands~

Panic! At the Disco, AFI, My Chemical Romance, Evanesence, U2, Modest Mouse, Pink, Porno Grafiti, Limp Bizkit, Kings of Convience, Fall Out Boy, The Bravery, The Offspring, Franz Ferdinand, Danny Elfman, Iron Maiden, Metallica, Alice Cooper, Green Day, Taking Back Sunday, 30 Seconds to Mars, Sixx A.M., Avenged Sevenfold, Stone Sour, The Fray, Going Home and Linkin Park (all that I could think of right now).

ok, so I've been writing these three stories but only one is posted, so there will be more here soon. maybe. most of the stories taht will be posted are going to be yaoi in one form or another, but most likly nothing too graphic. so if you dont like them, dont read them. and by my saying most likely not graphic, i cant control what my friend jasmine writes, so its not my fault!

~True Friendship~

When you are sad, I will jump on the person who made you sad like a spider monkey jacked up on mountain dew.

When you a blue, I will try to dislodge whatever is choaking you.

When you smile, I know that you are plotting something that I must be involved in.

When you are scared, I will rag on you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried, I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining.

When you are confused, I will use little words.

When you are sick, stay away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever the hell you have.

When you fall, I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.

~This is my oath, I pledge it to the end.~

~'Why?' you may ask;~

~because you are my friend.~

Quotes

"You don't need tears to cry."

"Evil will always triumph because good is dumb."

"Oooh, whats in this shiney? Oh yeah...pain."

"I killed a man. He had a wife and two kids. I slept peacefully."

"Poker!"

"Hyphen!"

"Process!"

"I don't do smart."

"Tradition~ Just becasue you've been doing it for hundreds of years doesn't make it any less stupid."

"Heat, pressure and time. The same things that make a diamond, make a waffle."

"If you write 'wash me' in the dust of my car, I'll carve 'resuscitate me' on your chest."

"Behold! Gangster Bahamut!" ~Ansem Retort #91

"The easiest way to change someones mind is to throw rocks at them."

"Insanity~ the perfectly sane reaction to an insane world."

"Can I pose a question? How do you kill what is dead? I just shoot from the hip, and I aim for the head. He used to be your friend, that was another life. Now with a single bullet, your going to blow his mind." ~ Aim For The Head by Creature Feature

"Kiss me, I'm Canadian."

Victim of Tragedy, Captive of Love was writen by Jasmine. This is her email serenity.lioness@yahoo.com so you can message her there.

Story Information

Note I will try to update my status on my current stories, but I can make no promises.

Trials~ Chapter 4 is up, check my live journal

Trying To Believe~ This story is by no means discontinued, i just havent had the time nor the inspiration to write. But, I will be back soon. I just don't know when...

Controls~ Like my other stories, i have not writen anything new for it.

Victim of Tradegy, Captive of Love~ As far as i know, the story is being re writen, but there isnt much time for her to do that right now. im assuming that she will post on here, if she ever updates.