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since: 02-01-07, id: 1211121, Profile Updated: 06-20-09
country: United States
web: Homepage
Author has written 5 stories for Naruto.

Name: You can call me Kayla, January Skies, or J.S

Age: 17

Location: MT

Status: Slacking off


Has been spotted lurking around...

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XXXJanuary SkiesXXX

Lemons are my anti-drug.

Interests - I love drawing, really really love drawing. I draw with graphite and colored pencils for the most part, but I've also experimented with water color pencils, water color, scratchboard, and pen and ink. I currently don't have a working computer so I can't use my tablet, so I stick to traditional only. I hope to some day either go into graphic design or illustration.

My Faves:

Music - Alternative/Rock

Song - Blue October /Calling Card/

Author - Tamora Pierce

Movie - He's Just not That Into You

Hobby - Art /Drawing/

Anime/Magna - Naruto Shippuden

Pairing - SasuNaru

Dislikes - Several things, mostly resulting from ignorance or closed minds.

Other Random and Miscellaneous Crap

Copy & Paste

Because Everyone Loves It.

If your a Yaoi fangirl and proud of it then copy this to your profile.

If If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe) PurpleBunniesWillRuleTheWorld, Roxxi-and-Ali, IsabellaMarieSwan123, EmmettCullenFan, Bella Masen Cullen, Me Love Edward Cullyou, SilverMoonArcher,forbiddenkitsunegoddess13, Howl To The Moon, Nayeli, mochiusagi, darkablino, January Skies, are obsessed with fan fiction copy this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

92 percent of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe. Repost this if you are one of the 8 percent who would be laughing your ass off.

If you love yaoi/shounen-ai, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever wondered why Bush won't leave the friggin' war and let the remaining soldiers live, copy nad paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

anyone ever notice:

X-E-M-N-A-S = M-A-N-S-E-X

if you also noticed this and laughed very loudly when you did, or you just think it's hilariously funny (and ironic) copy and paste this on your profile and add your name to the list:

darkalbino, January Skies

ONLY IN AMERICA...

...can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance

...are there handicap parking spaces in front of ice-skating rinks

...sick people go to the back of Walgreens to get their medicine, while healthy people get their cigarettes at the front

...people buy hotdogs in packs of 10 and hotdog buns in packs of 8

...the banks leave both vaults open and then chain the pens to the counter

...people order a double cheese burger, large fries, and a diet coke

...people leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveways and keep their junk in garages

...people use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so they won't miss the calls from someone they don't want to talk to in the first place

...is the word "politics" used to describe the process so well; "Poli-" in latin means "many" and "tics" mean "blood-sucking creatures

Have you ever considered suing your brain for non-support?

Who was so mean to put an "s" in the word "lisp" if people with lisps can't say the "s"?

Doctors say TV is bad for us, but why is there a TV in every hospital room?

If McDonald's loves to see you smile why do they screw up your order?

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? (LOL)

If con is the opposite of pro is Congress the opposite of progress?

Donald Duck never wears pants, but why does he wraps a towel around his waist when he gets out of the shower?

WHAT CELEBRITIES MIGHT SAY WHEN ASKED: "WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?"

"Why would he be on a road? I thought chickens lived in the ocean..." -Jessica Simpson

"That (censor) fool of a chicken didn't (censor) know what the (censor) he was doin' crossin' a (censor) alley in (censor) Harlem at 1:00 in the (censor) morning" -Snoop Dogg

"To cross or not to cross, that is the question" -Shakespeare

"I agree that the chicken should cross the road, but I believe he should not get to the other side" -John Kerry

"Chickens, over a great period of time, have been naturally selected in such a way that they are now genetically disposed to cross roads" -Charles Darwin

"And God came down from the heavens and He said unto the chicken 'Thou shall cross the road'. And the chicken did, and there was much rejoicing" -Moses

"To go where no chicken has gone before" -Neil Armstrong

"We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. Its either with us or against us, there's no middle ground here" -George W. Bush (LOL)

"Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes the chicken crossed the road. But why it crossed, I've not been told" -Dr. Seuss

"In my day, we didn't as why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told us the chicken crossed the road and that was good enough for us" -Grandpa (Sadly true)

"Why does anyone cross a road? I mean, why doesn't anyone ever think to ask 'What the heck was this chicken doing walking around all over the place anyways?'" -Jerry Seinfeld

"The chicken did not cross the road. I repeat, the chicken did not cross the road" -Richard Nixon

"This was an unprevoked act of rebellion and we were quite justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it" -Saddam Hussein

"I missed one?" -Colonel Sanders


Stories

Light My Way - In Progress/ A Cross over between Inuyasha and Naruto. When Kagome is taken in by Naruto she wants to return the favor, however trouble seems to be brewing and only Kagome may know how to stop it. SasuNaru

Taste the Rainbow - Complete/ A oneshot pertaining Skittles and suggestive slogans. SasuNaru Lime.

Once In A Lifetime - Complete/ A cute oneshot about opportunities. NaruSasu Fluffy!

Just Another One of Those Nights - Complete/ A one shot about Sasuke finally having Naruto. Lemon.

Nothing - Complete/ Poem about Naruto and Hinata. Suicide.


Homophobia and You: They're people too! Stop the hate and spread the love!

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.
Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.

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1. Light My Way » reviews
In a mysterious accident, a young women named Kagome, appeared in Konoha. When she is taken in by Naruto she sets out to return the favor, even if it means playing matchmaker to a reluctant pair of ninja. SasuNaru Crossover
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,171 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 6-20-09 - Published: 9-13-08 - Naruto U. & Sasuke U.
2. Taste the Rainbow reviews
Have you ever thought something someone said sounded really dirty, but really you probably just have your mind in the gutter...? You might not be the only one. SasuNaru Lime Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,231 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 5-16-08 - Sasuke U. & Naruto U. - Complete
3. Once In A Lifetime reviews
What if you had an once in a lifetime opportunity? What if it came at a price. NaruSasu OneShot Fluff
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 553 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3-16-08 - Naruto U. & Sasuke U. - Complete
4. Just Another One of Those Nights reviews
EDITED: Naruto wakes up..... and hes tied to the bed! Wait what is Sasuke doing! OMG! Oneshot SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 959 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 5-10-07 - Naruto U. & Sasuke U. - Complete
5. Nothing reviews
A sad short story about Hinata and Naruto. Character Death Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 294 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 4-1-07 - Hinata H. & Naruto U. - Complete
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