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I'm a person who lives by randomness from boredom, hence the name. I make WEIRD things due to randomness from boredom. Yeah, randomness from boredom. What's YOUR excuse?

Name: Just call me Randomness, DO NOT ABBREVIATE, no 'rfb', no real name.

Age: 16 (2009), although I've read so many historical fiction novels that I may as well have been born in 890 b.c in Scandinavia and be an immortal person who's been through many historical events all over the world who's over a thousand years old yet appears 18-19. LAWL. I know most of you people who are reading this are probably feeling happy about yourselves because you're younger and you write better.

Sport: Breakdancing, martial arts, basketball (not the real game, just shooting hoops with ppl), and attempting tennis. Ex-gymnast, I quit at the point in which I was learning how to do backwards aerial flips. Never finished that lesson. Also ex-figure skater, quit after 11 gold medals in competitions all over the state.

Religion: Christian, supposed to be Catholic. BUT NOT CONSERVATIVE

Talent: Known for breakdancing mostly, but I forgot most moves... Also calligraphy (could do it the moment I picked up that calligraphy pen), playing extremely fast and improvising on the piano/keyboard, electric guitar, video production, and writing.

Language: English and a bit of Spanish (I'm not Latino)

Location: North America, U.S.A. West Coast.

Species: I don't know...

Gender: I'm a girl, you probably think I look like a homosexual one since I sound so much like a guy here...well, I do act like a guy, but I don't look like one. I dress girly, and can act either like a normal girl or a guy depending on my mood.

Height: five feet, six inches. pretty tall for a girl.

Race: What do you think?

Status: Single for life.

Pet(s): Cat...old cat...but still cute

Favorite fandoms: Books and movies that I like, mostly. I've given up anime. It was cool when I was in middle school, but in high school, it just doesn't seem as popular.

Favorite music: HEAVY METAL. Nightwish, Sonata Arctica, Hammerfall, Avantasia, After Forever, Ensiferum, Eluveitie, Korpiklaani, Turisas, Eternal Tears of Sorrow, DragonForce, Linkin Park, Blind Guardian, Norther, Children of Bodom, Apocalyptica, Lacuna Coil, Stratovarius, Kamelot. I'm not a stereotypical metalhead (white long-haired male with black clothes), I look normal. But I really love metal, I go to metal concerts, play metal music, and am attempting to write it. I'm not emo. I don't hate life. I'm not satanic.

(And for non-metal artists) I also like Britney Spears, Lady Gaga, Akon, Justin Timberlake, Aqua, Toy-Box, lol. Asian (Chinese, Japanese, Indian, Korean) pop is awesome too. Big Bang!

Activity: Rock guitar, of course. Breakdancing, bike riding...I don't got my own bike yet so I ride other people's...

All activities: Ballet (1997-1998), ice skating (1999-2004), piano (1997-present), art (2004-2008), writing (2006-), composition of metal music (2008-present), breakdancing (2009-), electric guitar (2009-).

Favorite books: Historical fiction. 90 percent of stuff I read is historical fiction (80 percent of that 90 percent is European history). And not just historical fiction, historical fiction with fantasy in it. You know, like people who live in the 1300's in Europe who are like immortal?

Writing style: Read the stuff I have below. Yes, the fanfictions. Then judge them yourself. They're all randomness from boredom, but they get some good reviews.

Inspirations: Lyrics from songs, either that or everything's completely random.

What I like to see the most in fanfictions: Not drama, but stuff written dramatically. Poetically! Haha hehe haha...romance is good but it depends on how you write it (no yucky awkward teenage romance filled with problems please), ACTION, mainly EPIC stuff. I like epics cuz there's lots of action and cool stuff. And I like cool characters too!

What I don't like to see: Realistic stuff, like real-life problems with adolescence like cutting yourself and yucky stuff. I'm past that modern-day teenage drama, people. Or like teen smex. Like 'omg shud we hav smex or not omg i hav pr0t3cti0n lulz! you wanna do it? Aww...you don't? Why not? On my birthday plz? Yes? Uh...ok...'

I'm not obsessed with MapleStory, the only reason why most of my stories will be MapleStory is that I don't like using characters someone else created. I want to create my own characters in a given setting I know well.

About me in MapleStory: I had a level 80 crusader in GMS Khaini named RaiKageAsura, a level 42 assassin in Bera named KuraiKagedan, and a level 26 archer in Windia but quit (GOT HACKED) for the private server KyraMS. My character there had 103 reborns, his name was Azura. Then it got shut down, then I went to BounceMS. Had a female and male character: Astarial and Asenath.

MY BEST MAPLESTORY FANFICTIONS (I suck at summaries.)

Azura: Branded with a bloodred mark upon his neck and a history of living through fatal wounds, he is feared and spurned by others. Yet nothing can bring the young white knight's determination down in the quest for power to defeat the enemies of the world. Throughout his life others define him by his kindness, confidence, charm, and stunning beauty, but no one can truly understand him or care about him as he moves on. Feeling alone inside, he desires the truth of love, friendship, hatred, betrayal, and ultimately life itself; and where his place is in it.

Congratulations, on Level Three!: A parody of noobs in the game. Told in the familiar 'you know you're a (blank) when you' list style, so you know you're a noob when you...read to find out!

Comments: Rated G, I think. Humor/parody.I think this is my best and most unique Maple fanfic so far. Highest review to chapter ratio (before chapter 2 was posted) at 13:1. Really popular too.

Dude, You Aren't in MapleStory!: A parody of what happens to you in real life when you play too much MapleStory, told in the familiar 'you know you've been playing too much MapleStory' lists. So yeah, you know you've been playing too much MapleStory when...read to find out.

Comments: Rather low review to chapter count ratio compared to fics above, but the hit count increases the most. It's at over 2k views now.

ABOUT MY WRITING

Action: Action IS THE BEST GENRE EVER MADE!! Fighting is just sooo cool. I like having fight scenes in my stories. Unfortunately, my fight scenes are awkwardly written, although I'm trying to make them thrilling. The good thing is that I describe adventure EMOTIONS pretty well, but the bad part is that their movements seem stiff and awkward. SO YES TO ACTION! :D

Adventure: Uhhh...I want to write about characters going on some kind of adventure, but haven't gotten to that yet. I will though.

Description: Unlike in most stories (and when I say stories I'm talkin' about fanfics and real novels), settings and character appearances are rarely described well. I'm trying to describe people. Sometimes I might overdo their description but it's better than nothing. I especially describe ppl when they're really really gorgeous or really really ugly. Just hate it when in books there's some really hot person but we can't see how they're hot. Mostly I like describing ugly people.

Drama: Eewww...I don't write drama. The dramas my family loves to watch have been giving me the creeps for over a decade. I've gotten close to drama, like things about worrying if someone you hurt is gonna be your friend again, or regretting you weren't nice to someone who treated you unlike any other. NO TO DRAMA. It's my number 1 source of nightmares.

Spiritual: I'd love to write this, but I just can't seem to get it in fanfiction. I don't know if trying to find out the mysteries of the world and understanding how it works and lamenting its shit as spiritual or not. If it is, then I've already done it.

Protagonists: Mostly I have male protagonists. It's not to be sexist or anything, I know girls can be cool too. It's just that if I make a guy the protagonist, it won't be a total chick flick. My fanfics that star strong females are Blood and Sapphire and Victoria's Secret. Btw, most protagonists are in their teens cuz most characters are. But there's no teenage drama like smex, drugs, bfs and gfs, etc. Gross.

Angst: I don't like too much angst, but some is ok.

Ok, I admit one of my old stories ended with a girl's suicide and some guy cut himself in another story, but it wasn't completely sad.

Names: I like fantasy names, but can't make them up. So I just take random names from random books that take place at least 500 years ago. Sometimes I even look in a book of baby names...sad I know...

Romance: Romance is nice!! I get inspirations of romance from fantasy and romance novels. I don't read those, but I've looked at a lot. And I know how the romance is done in them. So far I haven't written much romance, only a teeny bit. But unlike most people's romance, I like to talk more about loving someone for who they are on the inside as well as being very attracted to their looks.

Lemons (smexual content): I was first introduced to sex scenes on this website when I was 11. Since I won't be writing much romance, I don't think anything's gonna get far enough for smex. NO P0RNOGRAPHIC SCENES ABOUT HORNY PEOPLE PLZ!!

NOW FOR GONROD'S SURVEY.

Where are you?

Computer, duhh, at home. California, U.S.A. San Francisco.

Look up, then look back, what do you see?

My living room.

Last thing you ate?

Noodles.

Last thing you thought?

Life is so boring.

You have a million dollars what do you do?

How would I get that? I'd suspect it as a scam. If not, I'd save some for college and spend the rest on nice clothes, a new guitar amplifier, a fixed gear bike, a new laptop, stuff...

What are you eating/drinking right now?

Air...

Find a Globe. Spin it. Where does it land?

Singapore. Hey, that's where Gonrod's from. Cool.

Find a book, turn to page 56, line 18, word 3, what does it say and what book is it?

The word was 'love'. Dude, I landed on the page in which a couple was about to make love, lol. The book is 'Beguiled' by Alice Borchardt. Yes, seriously, "LOVE".

Turn on the TV; what show is on?

Family Guy! My favorite show. Time to go watch soon.

Type your name w/ your elbow

Nah...

Now, type your name with your nose:

I don't wanna...

Type your name w/ out looking

Randomness from Boredom

HAHA!

Type your name on a phone w/ out looking

Don't wanna...

Stand up, close your eyes, spin around 3 times, open your eyes, what do you see?

I'll puke if I do this now...

What do you think of when you hear the name George Bush?

How sad...FAILFAILFAIL

Reach out and grab the closest thing to you. What is it?

My cat. Aw...she mewed.

REALLY LAME RANDOM OC (cuz everyone does this. I have written either nothing or little about below characters.)

These are very weird characters.

FREAKO

FULL NAME: Freako Biggbehh Lee

RESIDENCE: MapleStory. In a huge house in Ellinia, shared with a drop-dead-gorgeous guy named Kiko.

OCCUPATION: A level 10 warrior who thinks he's awesome because he's a warrior and has a sword. Can't get past level 10.

AGE: Unknown. His birth certificate was lost. He was an illegitimate child. Appears around 16 with the mind of a 5 year old, or less.

PERSONALITY: Stupid, hyper, weird, conceited, (over) confident and happy.

GENERAL APPEARANCE: Freaky and disturbing looking, like a big white blob.

HAIR: Long, like ass-length, pale blond, and as dry as hay. Jagged bangs across forehead. He rarely washes it.

EYES: big and black. Tiny pupils.

SKIN: Pasty, icky, pale skin. Almost white.

BODY TYPE: 5 feet tall and as fat as hell, with an exceptionally huge belly.

LOVE INTERESTS: His girlfriend Meeko, who's just as yucky as him.

MEEKO

FULL NAME: Meeko Yurirlalkjap Shueiklalahaglla

RESIDENCE: MapleStory, in Ellinia, near Freako's house.

OCCUPATION: A level 9 magician. Can't get further.

AGE: Unknown, appears around 20-something.

PERSONALITY: Super concieted, 'sexy', not hyper, calm (except when Freako excites her).

GENERAL APPEARANCE: Worse than Freako. She has the same figure as him except female--a big, white blob. Wears too much makeup. All the makeup she wears is just globs of all makeup mashed together, so it looks as if she has crap smeared across her face.

HAIR: Like Freako, but with blunt bangs.

EYES: Like Freako's, but with really long lashes and loads of 'eyeshadow' smeared over them for a 'seductive' look.

SKIN: Pasty and pale, like Freako, but with old lotion rubbed all over it.

BODY TYPE: Big white blob!

LOVE INTERESTS: Only Freako.

AZURA:

F...read the damn story...