Name/Pen Name: Annie, Pen Parley
Alias: Captain Weasel (Don't ask. Long story short: there are like five other Annies at my school, and everyone, somehow, unanimously thought I would be a weasel if I was an animal. And I'm slightly obsessed with anything to do with pirates, so yeah. But I kinda like it. Captain Weasel has a quirky sort of ring to it, like UR MOM. Sorry, I had to do it, lol.)
Age: 15
Basic Info: pale blue eyes; slightly layered dirty blond hair, a little below my shoulders; thin as a stick on Atkins, and no, I'm not anorexic, I just am; about 5'3"-ish
Miscellaneous: I positively, absolutely love and adore writing. I do it wherever I can, whenever I can. I don't have very much of my work posted here, only because I either don't like it enough, it's nowhere near complete enough to even post a first chapter, or it's just plain not fan fiction. Seriously, if you want me to shut up for at least an hour, give me a pencil, some paper, and an interesting writing prompt, and I won't make a single peep, unless I can't think of a word and don't have a thesaurus handy. I kind of tend to go through 'fads' in my writing, as in writing in a more Tolkien-esque way while I'm devouring his books, or writing about characters that I particularly like at the moment. I sometimes find that my combinations can be quite interesting, though I try not to/don't consciously mix and match styles to subjects on purpose. It just happens; Transformers fan fiction written in a botched Tolkien-style, anyone?
Random Updates That You Really Don't Care About: I might be posting my first Transformers fanfic in the near future, depending on my final decision of its quality or how far I manage to get. I have two running around, though one is a short short story/one shot that needs a lot of work (I think), and the other I haven't gotten far enough into to really post a first chapter. As for my other stories, including Surprises and 10 Days, I, sadly, doubt that I will continue them, and will probably remove them at a later date.
Amazing people I know who have inspired and helped me over the years. I wouldn't be where I am now if it weren't for you guys and girls out there:
Mrs. L - I wouldn't be the writer I am today if it weren't for you!
Mr. S - Again, I'd be nowhere near as good a writer if it weren't for your crazy skills class!
Mrs. Lai. - I wouldn't have the confidence I do today if it weren't for your guidance, and slightly crazy Health class. 'Nough said. XD
Mr. B - I would never have liked science like I do know if it weren't for the Cheerio incident! XD (Long story lol.)
Mr. W - I'd be a nervous wreck if I didn't have you to be able to rant to, and chill in your office, and stalk, lol. YOU ROCK MY SOCKS!
Mr. E - I would STINK at athletics if it weren't for you! LONG LIVE MOLE-HOLE, THE GREATEST GAME EVER INVENTED IN THE HISTORY OF MANKIND!
R.O. - You are currently the best coach I have ever had. If it weren't for your encouragement, I don't think I would have made it through all my injuries. Not to be cheesy, but in your own way you've taught me so much about how far I can push myself, and showed me how far determination can actually take me. Cross-Country at OS would not be the same without you.
Favorite Quotes/Sayings:
"At the end of this day, one shall stand, one shall fall." - Optimus Prime. Most kickass line ever.
To be a writer, one must write. - Don't remember where that came from, but that's my motto when it comes to writing.
"I got briefly mistaken for someone who might be good in bed, which was very, very good." - Bill Nighy. Gotta love him.
"Constructicons, inferior. Soundwave, superior." - Soundwave (duh). Soundwave is beyond awesome. I would so vote for him for president...
"I am a world-class procrastinator. I'm only an actor because I've been putting off being a writer for 35 years." - Bill Nighy
"I was ecstatic when they re-named 'French Fries' as 'Freedom Fries.' Grown men and women in positions of power in the U.S. government showing themselves as idiots." - Johnny Depp
"You need some time alone with yer thoughts." - Davy Jones
‘A sympathetic Scot summed it all up very neatly in the remark, “You should make a point of trying every experience once, excepting incest and folk-dancing.”’ - Anonymous. Best quote/saying thing ever, except for the folk-dancing part. I happen to like dancing...
"Lookee here, boys-ah! A lost bird-uh. A lost bird-uh that never learned to fly-ah!" - Davy Jones
"I've gotta jar o' dirt! I've gotta jar o' dirt! And guess what's inside it!" - Jack Sparrow
"I'm stupid, I'M STUPID!" - Starscream, I love you. (And I hope I got the quote right...)
"It seems yer son was fort'nate enough tae find a ship, but not so fort'nate as tae find land-uh! HA!" - Davy Jones
"There was a girl sitting in the middle of the street, eating a cat!" - my awesome bro XD
‘Let those love now, who never lov’d before: Let those who always lov’d, now love the more.’ - Anonymous.
"I AM TEH SUN KING! I EAT CACA!" - Me being retarded. It's a long story... In History class, we were watching a video about Versailles and King Louis (insert # here), the "Sun King." The video said there weren't enough bathrooms/chamber pots, so people resorted to using random corners of the palace LOL. So I was like, hey, what if the cook was lazy and just went around collecting all the poop and made the King's meals from that? HARHAR. That was probably the most mentally challenged moment of my entire life...
"Are ye prepared, for wot's next-uh?" - Davy Jones (NO. I hate Davy Jones with a passion. Sheesh. )
"Don't step on me! I'm a sensitive female!" - Me. Again.
"We're Cremos! Cranberry-eating HOBOS!" L.R. and me being dumb. I tend to do that a lot XD
"Charrrrrrrlieeeeeeeeeee, hey Charlie! We're onna bridge, Charrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrlliiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee...!!111!!1!!111" - from Charlie the Unicorn
"...Stick your hand in the microwave and get yourself a TAN!" - from the song 'Dare to Be Stupid' by "Weird Al" Yankovic, from Transformers: The Movie (the 80's one).
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