~A Little About Me~
1) What is your full name: Joseph Thomas.
2) Where do you currently live: Neath, South Wales, UK.
3) Which school did you attend: Cwmtawe
4) When is your birthday: June 6th
5) What color is your hair: Brown.
6) Is your hair long/short/medium: Medium
7) What color are your eyes: Greenish Brownish Bluish Hazelly Grayish (I'm a freak!).
8) How tall are you: 6'
9) How much do you weigh: NOYB
10) Are you single or taken? I'm Single (Wink)

Right then... My fanfictions:

Basketballs, Backstage and Bathrooms: High School Musical fanfic, featuring Troy and Ryan (Tryan - slash). What'll happen when the boys catch each other jacking off at school?

Brotherly Love: Digimon Adventures fanfic, featuring Yamato (Matt) and Takeru (T.K.) (Yamakeru - slash - incest). Matt just wants to relax after a long day, but his body has a much quicker and effective way... Until, T.K. wants to give his brother a hand...

Chancing Chanson: High School Musical songfic, featuring Troy and Ryan (Tryan - slash). Forced to audition as a gay couple, Ryan and Troy lock horns with the Ice Queen and Einsteinette, all the while resisting temptation to make like rabbits!

Rite of Passage: Digimon Adventures 2 fanfic, featuring Yamato (Matt) and Takeru (T.K.) (Yamakeru - slash - incest). It's Takeru's 13th birthday... he's a man, almost! T.K. manages to get an unexpected present from Yamato, one that will certainly improve his opinions on puberty...

Closet Lovin': Digimon Adventures fanfic, featuring Taichi (Tai) and Yamato (Matt) (Taito - slash). Hikari and Takeru have dropped their digivices at the back of a large dark closet... and manage to convince Tai and Matt to search in there! They never mentioned the outside-lock... [[Re-Branded as Part of the "Riddle Me That" series!))

Go to Sleep, Daisuke!: Digimon Adventures 2 fanfic, featuring Motomiya Daisuke, Takaishi Takeru, Ichijōji Ken, Yagami Hikari and Yagami Taichi (Taisuke - slash, Mild Daiken (-slash), Mild Daikeru (-slash), Mild Daikari) When Kari suggests the group play "Kiss, Cuddle or Screw?", Daisuke cannot answer until he has tested them all... [[Part of "The Partygames Series"))

And now... (Insert extravagant fanfare here)... My little Plot-ettes!

Breakfast at Taichi's: Digimon Adventures 2 fanfic, featuring Taichi (Tai) and Yamato (Matt) (Taito - slash). Yamato loves cooking. Taichi loves eating. Yamato loves Taichi. Taichi loves playing mini-mind-games. Due: Soon! Status: One-shot. In Writing.

Ryan's List: High School Musical fanfic, featuring Troy and Ryan (Tryan - slash). Bored in class, Ryan starts making a list of Troy's best features... Due: Soonish! Status: One-shot. Primary Draft.

Blondes and Brunettes: Digimon Adventures (maybe 02) fanfic, featuring Taichi (Tai) and Yamato (Matt) (Taito - slash). Hikari and Takeru are fed up of Tai and Matt always going on about how much they love each others' hair. So when Hikari purchases blonde and brown hair dyes, and Takeru procures two bottles of their siblings' favorite hair-conditioner, a plan forms in their minds... Due: Soonish! Status: Primary Draft.

Mating Season: Digimon Adventure 01 fanfic, starring Taichi (Tai), Yamato (Matt), Jjou (Joe), Takeru (T.K.), Agumon, Gabumon, Gomamon and Angemon (Hu-mon pairings throughout). It's Springtime on File Island, and some of the Digimon are getting fruity... with no other outlet, they have to get their Masters' help... Due: Soon! Status: Ongoing Fanfiction, Primary Draft.

Contamination: High School Musical fanfic: featuring Troy and the entire male cast of HSM (Slash!). When the water is contaminated, Troy notices weird changes in his friends' behaviour... Due??? Status: Ongoing Fanfiction. Planning Stages.

DigiDaze: Digimon Adventures fanfic, featuring the 8 Digidestined (Tai, Matt, Sora, Izzy, Mimi, Joe, T.K. and Kari) and their Digimon. Izzy unwittingly tampers with the group's digi-data. Everything seems okay until Taichi shoots Pepper Breath from his mouth, and Mimi grows six extendible green poisonous fingers... (Humour-fic. No pairing, yet...) Due: By Hallowe'en, surely! Status: Ongoing Fanfiction. Planning Stages.

Tell Me About It: Digimon Adventure 02 fanfic, starring Takeru (T.K.) as the central character. Takeru soon learns that working as the School Newspaper's Agony Aunt has it's benefits... Due: Soon! Status: In Writing.

Flip Side: Digimon Adventure/02 fanfic, featuring the 8 Digidestined (Tai through to Kari) and their Digimon. It's Friday 13th, and the Chosen Children learn that on this day... everything is negative. Fear, Animosity, Hatred, Corruption, Ignorance, Disloyalty, Despair and Darkness attempt to utilize their new crests, while Patamon and Gatomon digivolve into Devimon and LadyDevimon. Everything that the Digidestined knew has been tainted... Everything, and Everyone... I am being threatened into writing this... help!

Series:

The Partygames Series

Stories: "Kiss, Cuddle or Screw?" "Truth or Dare?" "Whose Fetish...?" "Would you Ever...?"

Four sleepovers, Four partygames... Simple? No Way!

Pairings: (Taisuke, Daiken, Daikeru, Daikari) (Taito, Kenkeru) (Taito, Taiken, Taikeru, Yamaken, YamakeruKenkeru) (Taito, Taisuke, Taiken, Taikeru, Yamasuke, Yamaken, Yamakeru, Daiken, Daikeru, Kenkeru)

Riddle Me That!

Stories: "Closet Lovin'" and others...

Tai and Matt (and others) dwell on their feelings for one another, after being manipulated...

Pairings: (Taito) (more to come...)

DigiDamnation: The Chosen Challenges

Stories: "Courage", "Friendship", "Love", "Sincerity", "Knowledge", "Reliability", "Hope" and "Light"

Possible Additions: "Kindness", "Destiny" and "Miracles"

Locked in their own nightmares, the DigiDestined must face their fears, and deduce Fantasy from Reality. Their Digivices are broken, their crests are shattered... Without each other to rely upon, can the Chosen Children overcome their bad traits, and uncover their tormentor?

Pairings: None, yet.

Top 11 Favourite Fanfiction Authors:

1. Pyjamas - I love your fanfictions!

2. munchkin.pants - 93/94 Things are so bleepin' funny!

3. RayvnRose - You coined the term for my new favourite pairing, (TroyXlocker masturbation), so uber-thanks!

4. headstrongTM - You appreciate my written Solo Scenes. Kudos!

5. Shading Source - Your story, Sights, touched me in such a way that I had no choice but to put you on here!

6. Maelstrom2

7. Skye pheonix

8. NobelSon

9. BoredomCorruptsPeople

10. JustAnAmateur

11. Devildelivery

Current Obsessions, and from Whom they've originated...

G.I.Ken (Ken in Uniform), from Pyjamas, “Marine... Military... Gestapo”

Takeru-in-a-Bottle, from Pyjamas, “an alternative to Botox!”

Sweaty Soccer Taichi, from Pyjamas, “mind-invading”

Yamato in Leather, my prediction of a future Pyjamas story, “stick them in a foursome”

Dominatrix Hikari, from Pyjamas, “disturbingly appealing”

Sir Koushiro, Digi-Knight, from Pyjamas, "stop putting images in my head!"

Sailboats! and Blimps!, from Pyjamas.