Name: call me...Tater Salad. Nah, just call me Nickel or Phantom.
Age: Older than I was when you started reading this. Kidding, I'm sixteen.
Gender: Female
Location: Haddock, GA (Hint: it's not on a map, it's more like a smudge.)
Religion: Either Agnostic or Atheist. I don't believe that humans have the mental or moral capacity to understand--if any--a higher power. I become uncomfortable in church or religious events because I feel as if, because of my way of thinking, I somehow don't belong there.

About Me: If you're here I guess you wanna know a little about me. I have strawberry-blonde hair and grey/green eyes. I, and every guy in my current school, would not consider me pretty. But, I like to think my unique personality makes up for that. I have an odd love of dark humor. I love nearly every animal in the world except ladybugs. I have an irrational fear of those spotted devils that I can't explain. Most people make fun of me because of it and I've grown accustomed to that. I am usually very shy in school except when I'm around my friends. I am a class clown when I feel comfortable around the people I'm with. I do not condone racism and my first boyfriend was black. I am extremely close to being a clean freak. My room is usually neat and clean except on the days that I clean cages (it's like a war zone). I keep my school work (the work I do) very neat and easy to read. My notebooks are filled with story ideas and parts of unfinished stories. I have failed a grade due to a problem with bullies. I sometimes get in trouble for writing or reading or drawing while we're supposed to be working, but who doesn't? I love to read others' stories and learn from their styles to help expand my own.

I have a huge family: My mom, my dad, my older brother, Josh (19), my younger brother, Carson (11), my two younger sisters, Megan and Amber (11), and my grandparents. So, if a set of triplets and a dad in a wheelchair isn't odd enough, go read the part near the bottom that has my pets listed.

Favorite Books: Jurassic Park, NEXT, and The Lost World (Michael Crichton), Pet Sematary, The Shining (Stephen King), Twilight, New Moon, Eclipse, Breaking Dawn, and The Host (Stephanie Meyer), The Warriors Series (Erin Hunter), Hideaway (Dean Koontz), The "Hatchet" Series (Gary Paulsen), The Boy Who Couldn't Die (William Sleator), What My Mother Doesn't Know and Stop Pretending (Sonya Sones), And many more...

Favorite Movies: Treasure Planet; Ice Age I, II & III; Kung Fu Panda; TMNT; Spiderman: I, II, & III; X-Men 3: The Last Stand; Ghost Rider; I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry; Pirates of the Carribean: I, II, & III; Dragonheart; Deep Blue Sea; I Am Legend; I, Robot; Zodiac; Gremlins; 50 First Dates; 1408; Accepted, 13 Ghosts

Favorite Shows: Avatar: The Last Airbender, Danny Phantom, Inuyasha, Full Metal Alchemist, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Wolf's Rain, Scrubs, X-Men, Mythbusters, Top Gear, Dog Whisperer, 6TEEN, Stoked, Dirty Jobs, Pitchmen, Bones, House, Royal Pains, NCIS, Ironman: Armored Adventures, X-men: Evolution, Special Unit 2, Golden Girls, George Lopez, Still Standing, Reba, Phineas and Ferb

Favorite Games: Marvel Ultimate Alliance (X-box), Zoo Tycoon 2 (PC), The Game of Life (PC), LEGO Indiana Jones (X-box 360), Underground 2: Need for Speed & Carbon (X-box & 360), ATV 2 (X-box & 360), Spiderman 1,2 & 3 (X-box)

My Dislikes: Ladybugs, people who must insert a cuss word for every other word they say, overly dramatic people, super models, stick thin people, the idiots who thought velociraptors were 6 feet instead of 2, homework, 28 Days Later (do you really need to say the f word every other second?), my gym coach, racists, Batman, people who try to convert every person they see to their religion, stuck-up people, large crowds, people who think their opinion is better than everyone else's, math, physical science, posers, sexists, boys who only date beautiful girls(who ususally have the IQ of a rock), animal abusers, wife beaters, most little kids, people who think pet rats are nasty before ever meeting a true pet rat. girly-girls, hot pink, crazed fangirls, and many more.

Favorite Pairings:

Avatar: Zutara, Taang, George, Maiko
Inuyasha: Bankotsu/Sango, Miroku/Sango, Inuyasha/Kagome, Sesshoumaru/Adult Rin, Kirara/Shippo
House: House/Cuddy, Chase/Cameron, Foreman/Thirteen, Kutner/Me
Bones: Booth/Bones, Hodgins/Angela, Zack/Me
NCIS: Tony/Ziva, Gibbs/Jenny, McGee/Abby
X-Men: Professor/Lilandra, Wolverine/Jubilee(older), Gambit/Rogue, Cyclops/Jean, Nightcrawler/Kitty
Scrubs: JD/Elliot, Turk/Carla, Dr.Cox/Jordan, Kelso/his cupcakes, Janitor/his broom(ew)
Danny Phantom: Danny/Sam(duh), Tucker/the dragon ghost, Jazz/Johnny 13, Vlad/his cat
Ice Age: Manny/Ellie, Sid/no one, Diego/his pride

My account on DeviantArt is RememberRaven. Raven was my favorite pet rat that died on January 2nd 2007 of lymphoma cancer.

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~For people that hate stereotypes: Put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you 'are'.)~

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that’s how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I’m a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I’m a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I’m STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, So I must be gay
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear skirts (It's actually called a kilt)
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist

Okay, I have always loved Marvel and some of their characters and was always a fan of Wolverine. But, recently, I have rediscovered the unbelievable awesomeness that is Wade Wilson, aka The Merc with a Mouth, aka Deadpool! Here are some comic quotes from the very merc himself that I quite enjoy and laughed my butt off reading:

“Serpenty goodness! Salvation, thy name is D-cup!”
-Deadpool in Cable & Deadpool #23

“Oh, crap, I might’ve killed him. Why oh why do I let my enthusiastic nature always get the best of me.”
-Deadpool in Cable & Deadpool #23

“I’m Wade Wilson, aka Deadpool, aka The Merc with a Mouth, aka the funny lunatic psychopath. This is what I do: kick major tushy, crack over-referenced media-indulgent jokes, and score hot chicks.”
-Deadpool on the recap page of Cable & Deadpool #26

“Wow it’s like Willy Wonka…well, if Willy Wonka were Dracula and the chocolate factory was an abattoir.”
-Deadpool in Cable & Deadpool #27

Citizen V: “This fight is completely unnecessary.”
Deadpool: “Blasphemy! All fights are necessary!”
-Cable & Deadpool #29

“Playing the part of the idiot is fun most of the time, Nate, but you know when it stops being a yuk-fest? When you start believing it’s true!”
-Deadpool in Cable & Deadpool #32

“I was waiting for the part where it would all be my fault.”
-Deadpool in Cable & Deadpool #34

Domino and GW: “Shut up!”
Deadpool: “God knows I have tried."
-Deadpool in Cable & Deadpool #34

Deadpool: “Bob—are you going to barf?”
Bob: “Possibly.”
Deadpool: “If you barf on me while I’m in the middle of saving our lives I’ll be very disappointed.”
-Cable & Deadpool #47

Bob: “Are we in some kind of backwater, sulfurous, hellhole outer-dimension?”
Deadpool: “No, we’re in Louisiana.”
-Cable & Deadpool #47

“Stealth-Ninja tactics can kiss my scabby heine!”
-Deadpool after blasting through a wall in Cable & Deadpool #43

If you want more, all you have to do is ask...

As a Southern girl, I have to say that I love Jeff Foxworthy because as I'm listening to him I'm usually going, "Yeah, that's right," or "My brother did that once!" I also like Ron "Tatersalad" White and Larry the Cable Guy. Bill Engvall is okay but since he made fun of Steve Irwin, the Crocodile Hunter, I haven't liked him as much. But I do like his Christmas song, Here's Your Sign! It's really funny or at least I think so.

Don't you just wanna laugh your lungs out everytime you see Haru's new mustache? It's so funny, imagine him sitting there, sipping tea, trying to act all serious, with that...thing on his face! Just think about it! I laugh everytime I do! I've never liked Haru very much. I like the guys that can take care of themselves (that's why I love Zuko and Raphael so much!). Haru is not one of those guys.

My Pets:

I have 3 dogs (Smoltz, Taipei, and Jed), 6 cats (Sugar, Pepper, Patch, Vanilla, Logan, and Cocoa), 4 rats (X-ray, Raphael, and Michenlangelo), 1 rooster (Gypsy), 1 Chilean rose tarantula (Karai), 1 savannah monitor (Bindi), 1 native Oak toad (Brook), 1 horse (Bubba), 12 fish (1 betta, 5 zebra danios, 2 ottos, and 4 neon tetras).

News

New Tarantulas! I am estatic about the new baby tarantulas I just ordered. My 7-year-old Chilean Rose, Samara, just passed away and so I went to PetLand (trying to quiet my contempt for the place) and bought a new Chilean Rose that I named Karai (to tie into the movie theme I had going with Samara and the ninja Turtles theme I have with my two big boy rats). While at the petstore, the lady who was helping me noticed my "Tarantula Shirt" and told me about her collection. That familiar obsession couldn't be held back any longer so I scoured the web for a reasonably priced Brazilian Black tarantula and found one at a buy one get one Mexican red-knee free bargain. Needless to say, I couldn't pass it up. So, my Brazilian (3/4") and Mexican (1/4") escapees will be arriving Tuesday. I can't wait!

Attention! My little sister, CamoWriter, has created a poll that she would like you to take. So, for all you Inuyasha fans out there, you can vote for your favorite Inuyasha pairings. She has also written some very interesting poems involving the love triangles in Inuyasha and Avatar. I really enjoyed reading them and editing them. She is very talented but she is too self-critical and is just looking for some recognition here on FF.

Whole new Avatar story! Starts the next day after The Western Air Temple episode. It's called 'Continuation' as in a continuation of the newest episode. I just got this urge to continue the episode and this is what happened. Second chapter is up!

Another Must Read! If you're an Avatar: The Last Airbender fan or even if you aren't, you must read Meeoko's "Eventualitiues are Inevitable: A Zutara Story". It is awesome and she updates so much more often than I do. You guys should seriously read it!

Must Read! If you're a Ghost Rider fan or even if you aren't, you must read navigatorsghost's "A Ghost in the Moonlight". It is so descriptive. It shows the true way of a group of cross-country bikers would behave when hearing a 'ghost' story.