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Name: Aly. (Penname previously alysandra sunsets, theAlyCat)
About Me: I may seem like a dark and morbid person due to my angst stories, but in real life, I am a jovial and hyper person. My friends call me borderline insane XD. I love to write; but I also love to dance, travel, play the guitar, and listen to music. My favourite genres to write for are angst, drama, and tragedy. However, I am working on a crime drama for CSI: NY. Also, I plan on writing my own original crime drama and I might try to get it published. It probably won't happen, but hey; you never know if you don't try (:
FictionPress Account: is mostly used for writing angsty poems. I accept anonymous reviews there, if you would like to review, but don't have an account. If you would like to read my stuff, here is my profile link: http://www.fictionpress.com/u/584042/

"This life is a map,
directions and signs spread out,
memories and regrets,
things of our past,
things we can never get back."
-Danielle Bautista

Weird Little Copy & Paste things.
If you're obsessed with CSI so much that your friends avoid mentioning it because they know you will talk about it for hours, copy and paste this into your profile

(LMFAO!!) If you think Ryan Wolfe and Eric Delko on CSI: Miami should have a fist fight to prove who's hotter, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you screamed at the tv when Eric nearly died on CSI: Miami in "Man Down", copy and paste this into your profile.

COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE IF YOU THINK THAT HORATIO'S SHADES ARE THE HOTTEST IN THE WORLD AND HE SHOULD WEAR THEM THROUGHT HIS WHOLE LIFE!!

You know you're addicted to CSI: Miami when...

...you see a hummer and get all excited.
...you leave out of your house and think you're going to a crime scene
...wearing black makes you feel like Calleigh Duquesne
...you can do the Horatio move
...you start sentences with "One time on CSI: Miami..."
...when you hear "Texas" you think about Frank
...when you hear "M.E." you think of Alexx
...you sing along to the "CSI:Miami" theme song...and then search desperately for the person who wrote it.
...you know all the characters backstories
...read the fanfictions for "CSI:Miami"..
...meeting the cast became an ultimate wish
...you got shopping for new sunglasses and try to find some like Horatio's
...you still get a little upset when Ryan is fired (even though you know he's hired again)
...still hold your breath when Eric is shot, wondering if he's going to die or not
...still wondering if Calleigh will make it out safe when she's kidnapped
...you know all of the Clavo cases by heart
...you use Horatio one-liners on family and friends
...you own at least one "Calleigh Duquesne" inspired outfit
...you got out your way to buy CSI:Miami DVDs, Games, Board Games, even kits
...you go to Walgreens and buy a microscope with the test tubes things
...suddenly the game Clue became CSI:Miami(you're solving the murder, but you're acting like a CSI)
...watching CSI:Miami made you a little more smart in Science

Ten ways to know that you are a CSI fanatic

1.) You start to put people into categories such as he/she is a Greg or, he/she is a Sara.
2.) You are reading this list, just to make sure.
3.) When you start talking about CSI, your best friend says, "Here we go again..." and is suddenly very interested in the math home work that she had been cursing five seconds ago...
4.) You have a quote from CSI for almost every occasion.
5.) You fear that you will die from suspense before you get to watch the next episode of CSI.
6.) You think that the 100 dollars that it is going to take to buy the seventh season of CSI on DVD will be worth it.
7.) You zone out in class scribbling random things about CSI into your notebook
8.) All your notebooks and folders and binders have things such as, "CSI ROCKS!" and "CSI: Crime Scene Investigation" on it.
9.) Everything relates back to CSI. Even. Your. Laundry.
10.) You can sypathsize with other's addictions, such as your best friend's addiction with Naruto.
11.) When you listen to a song on the radio, you say "Oh, that would be a great song for (Insert ship here.)
12.) I'm making a list of ten ways to know that you are a CSI fanatic, and I have 12...

If you said yes to any or all of those, copy and paste them into your profile and add your name to the list! -Katlynn888, theAlyCat

NCIS PROVERBS (Taken from NCIS Wetpaint Wiki)

1. If you leave the door open, the iguana might come in
2. Never mess with silver haired snipers
3. Some people are born great, some people have greatness thrust upon them...and some people are DiNozzo
4. Human lie detectors come in nice packages, silver wrapping and are called Gibbs
5. Opportunity is often missed because it is dressed in overalls and looks like hard work. Tony's talent is often missed because it is dressed in a Hawaiian shirt and looks like fun
6. Ask not what the boat in the basement does for you, but what you can do for the boat in the basement

Gibbs' Rules

#1- Never let suspects stay together.
#2- Always wear gloves at a crime scene.
#3- Don't believe what you're told. Always double check.
#3- Never be unreachable (Episode "Deception". Apparently Gibbs forgot he already had another #3)
#4- Never say you're sorry. It's a sign of weakness.
#7- Always be specific when you lie.
#8- Never take anything for granted.
#9- Always carry a knife.
#11- When the job is done, walk away.
#12- Never date a coworker.
#18- It's better to seek forgiveness than ask permission.
#22- Never ever bother Gibbs during interrogation.
#23- Never mess with a Marine's coffee if you want to live.
(Are these all of them? I'm not entirely sure.)

Upcoming Stories. (all of them are on Hiatus)
Oatmeal Raisin Cookies aren't Cool: -Second in the Cookie Series- Mac doesn't like oatmeal raisin cookies. They're not cool enough for him. After this day at work, he just might find Danny and Lindsay VERY uncool... -crack!fic-

Even When the Rain Falls: When a rape/murder case sheds some light onto Natalia's past, she changes. She constantly lashes out at the suspects and is more withdrawn. It seems that only Ryan can get through to her. Only Ryan can help her through the painful memories... -RaiN-

How Yugi's Hair Got Screwed: -Part of the How Series- Ever wonder how Yugi's hair came to be multi-colored? We delve deep into his past to find out. -Maria asked me to write this (Oh Maria, you and your newfound love for Yu-Gi-Oh XD).-

How Horatio Came to Love His Shades: -Part of the How Series- How did Horatio get the shades he loves so much? We delve deep into Horatio's past to find out. -Random plotbunny I had while at Maria's-

CSI: Miami- RockBand Edition: -extreme AU- What if our beloved CSI team wasn't a CSI team? What if they were a rockband instead? Chaos ensues as the drama, romance, and betrayal of being rock stars erupts. -possible EC-

After All- -Nataliacentric- After all the pain he put her through, Natalia Boa Vista couldn't bear to see his face again. -one-shot songfic-

:)
aly.

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