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Author has written 17 stories for Harry Potter, Kingdom Hearts, Final Fantasy VIII, Final Fantasy VII, and Fruits Basket. The following presentation has been brought to you in part by the letters 13 and red, and support from fanfiction readers like you! Warning: These stunts are dangerous and are done by professionals with adult supervision. They should not be attempted by anyone else but me because I am god. Thank you. "It is my belief that we are unreasonably forced to read boring profiles. They say absolutely nothing about the author in question, and instead make you feel as though you have wasted your valueable time--you could have been watching television or spinning in your computer chair for pity's sake! Vague details about their personal life are usually given and they most certainly don't answer the questions that you care about. Well, I feel that as a fanfiction author myself, it is my duty to bring the people exactly what they want, more useless crap that doesn't answer any of their questions." The author lives somewhere in the state of Pennsylvania. She is between 4 and 7 feet tall. She may have blonde, red or brown hair. Her eyes may or may not be brown-green. Her age ranges from 11 to 85 depending on the time, place, weather, direction of the wind, the way she is spinning, which hand is up, whether or not her chores are done, and with whom she is currently standing near and/or associating with. Her normal activities consist of typing away on her keyboard and scrolling the mouse. When she is not in front of the glowing computer screen, she can be found sitting on her lazy behind or attending school. She spends much of her time at the book store, dragging the people she has deemed worthy of befriending down the aisles by their feet, although she hates to read with a fiery passion despite her love of writing. She also enjoys scaring people and does tend to merrily gossip about everyone she cannot stand simply because it makes her laugh. When the author is not doing any of the above, she has been found role-playing, verbally attacking her uncomfortable pillow, making her opinion known to all who are unfortunate enough to be around her, lighting candles on plates near highly flammable objects, and communicating with her friends. In her spare time, the author practices the Ancient Art of Complaining (TM). The author would also like to note that it is unorthodox to think of your stuffed animals as sexually stimulating partners no matter what one boy would suggest. She would also like to take a moment to mourn for her dog Woofers, who was tragically turned into a black, furry scarf which her friend wears to taunt her. And no, she did not eat the Woofers Stew that was made by another friend, despite her claim. The following are opinions and have no known connection with the opinions of the Fanfiction Staff and should not be viewed as such. Announcement! Locked would like to make a point that her birthday is on August 19th and she expects things. Not really, she just likes to tell people when her birthday is. Or does she? Tune in next time to find out just how exactly she feels about this touchy subject. Credits Director - Locked
Head Producer - Locked Locked can be contacted on AIM under the screen name Praetor Lock. | |||||||||
1. Avaritia » reviewsThe leech effect: to remain close to someone with something you desperately seek in yourself with the hopes of it rubbing off. However, at times this can create the opposite effect. [RoxasxSora AU]Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,708 - Reviews: 27 - Updated: 5-3-07 - Published: 6-29-06 - Sora & Roxas2. This Is Love » reviewsShort stories revolving around the intricate relationship Sora and Riku have. Alright, intricate isn't the right word. How about interesting? [RS light humor worth a second glance]Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,241 - Reviews: 24 - Updated: 7-20-06 - Published: 12-28-05 - Sora & Riku3. Fatum reviewsThe sky did not need the land to survive. It could turn away at any given moment, but still the sky remained. [SoraRiku postKH2 bittersweet fluff]Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,250 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 7-12-06 - Sora & Riku - Complete4. Adrenaline » reviewsThe band was Final Fantasy. They were an amazingly talented rock group who were unnoticed, dysfunctional and poor. Determined to get famous, how far will they go to succeed? [RxS, LxC]Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,988 - Reviews: 43 - Updated: 4-24-06 - Published: 9-14-055. Battleship reviews[ orphanage era ] Battleship is a harder game to play than you may think. [ child fluff ]Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,000 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 4-17-06 - Complete6. Born in Grief reviewsHe could not see what he was doing. All he knew was that it felt good to squeeze the life out of the rodent. [A talk of a nightmare allows Kyo to open up further and prove that he does care.]Fruits Basket - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,166 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 2-5-06 - Kyou S. & Tohru H. - Complete7. The Burning Puzzle » reviewsCloud is just like any normal guy, except for the part where he sells his soul to a god named Hades. And just like any other normal guy, he finds friendship and love. Of course, he has to get there first. [LxC]Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,165 - Reviews: 134 - Updated: 10-18-05 - Published: 11-28-048. Injustice reviews[Pregame] Halloween was the time of the year when all of the children were equal. One year, Halloween left the kids candyless. Zack refused to let that injustice slide. [ZC friendship]Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,187 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 10-14-05 - Cloud S. & Zack F. - Complete9. Believe in Angels reviewsLxC 'I saw His angel, the woman that he lost the day his world was destroyed.' When an angel visits Cloud in his dreams, he searches for answers through Leon.Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,216 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 7-13-05 - Complete10. Only Then reviewsWell written drabble fic. Riku remembers the times when he was happiest in the light and the night sky was not there to deceive him. RSKingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,729 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 6-22-05 - Complete11. Pillow Fight reviewsMild SxS set during their childhood at the orphanage. Contains: Preteen angst, brutal abuse with pillows, the beach, a promise and sweet fluff.Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,590 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 6-7-05 - Seifer A. & Squall L. - Complete12. The Legend of the White Dragon » reviewsHave you ever heard the legend of white dragon? The dragon that protected Traverse Town from enslavement? AU. [LxC, RxS] Rated M for future chapters.Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,961 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 5-19-05 - Published: 2-12-0513. Wars of Freedom reviewsAU. Epic battles, strong romances, and the deaths of loved ones create an emotional rollercoaster for all who inhabit the earth, but more specifically, a certain four. [RxS, LxC]Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,105 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 4-23-0514. Of Lost Wings reviewsHe would gain a friend, lose a friend, and ultimately, kill a friend. He truly was a fallen angel. Cloud centric.Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 653 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 4-13-05 - Cloud S. - Complete15. Blow Your House In reviewsA oneshot, well written piece set in the orphanage. Contains: Minor fluff, cute and sleepy kids, and references to The Three Little Pigs. mild SxS situationFinal Fantasy VIII - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,599 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 3-3-05 - Seifer A. & Squall L. - Complete16. Born Hated reviewsThis story is about a man who is disowned by his own mother because he is gay, and finds the comfort of his exlover, and his exlover's boyfriend. [Based on a true story]Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,443 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 12-25-04 - Complete17. The Full Moon Takes Over reviewsThe werewolf inside takes over every full moon, but every full moon he remembers. He sees what he does it hurts him. Promised to be well written.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,096 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 7-28-04 - Remus L. - Complete