Me: Greetings anyone who's reading this! I am a very rare breed of Harry Potter fans. I ship Harry/Hermione as well as Hermione/Ron. I'm also a huge South Park fan. Stan's my very favorite cartoon character. Don't expect a chapter story from me that doesn't revolve around Stan or his family. I simply don't care about the other boys in the same way to focus a story on them.

Name: Holly Rose H... now you know

Age:23

Birthday: November 25, 1988, Centaur! :)

Hometown: wouldn't you like to know? South Cali...

Pets: Two beautiful cats who no longer live with me in the 'home' but are always in my head and heart, tabbies Sammy and Nickie

My Appearance: short (4' 9") short dark brown hair, dark brown eyes, extremely shy and quiet

House: I would think I'm a Hufflepuff :)

Favorite cartoon character: Stan Marsh

Favorite 'real-life' character: Ross Geller

Favorite book character: Harry Potter

Favorite overall character: Harry Potter

Likes: HP, Dan Rad, drawing, reading, fanficion.net, TV, internet, cats big and small, cheesecake, chicken, rock/indie music, worldly music, classical music, green, burgundy, black, purple, cold weather, Colorado, learning more of the UK way of life, tea hot or cold, cider, cocoa

Dislikes: Twilight, dogs, hip-hop/pop music, spicy food, seafood, Asian food, today's world and teenagers, people who can't think for themselves and give into peer pressure, people who smoke and drink, the sun, people who seem to think HG was meant to be from the word 'go', my life, people who are fake with fake boobs, fake hair, fake face, teeth are too white (you know they bleached them), guys who don't respect women, MTV!!, reality shows about dancing and stars no one cares about, pop-ups and adds on what seems to be every single website and TV show (ARGH!)

Eight Different Types of Cats:

Ragdoll

British Shorthair

Egyptian Mau

Abyssinian

Tonkinese

Ocicat

Singapura

Japanese Bobtail

YouTube: I have a youtube account! http://www.youtube.com/user/RoseluvsHHR Clicky!!

Obsession: Harry Potter, Daniel Radcliffe, cats, South Park

Weakness: Read above answer but cats would have to be numero uno

Culture: I know for sure I am part Irish from my dad's side and Dutch from my mum

Favorite books: JK Rowling: Harry Potter 1-7 as well as other HP-related books, Scott O' Dell: Island of the Blue Dolphins, RL Stine: Goosebumps (I will always enjoy these cheesy classics), Lemony Snicket: Series of Unfortunate Events (even though I only have 1-4), Sharon Shinn: The Safe Keeper's Secret, Graham Masterton: Spirit, Greg Iles: Sleep no More, Patrick Taylor: An Irish Country Doctor, Minette Walters: The Breaker, Anne Geddes: A Labor of Love, Ruth Rendell: The Babes in the Wood, Margaret Yorke: The Price of Guilt, Lynda La Plante: The Red Dahlia, Cynthia Thayer: A Certain Slant of Light, Richard Matheson: What Dreams May Come, Philip Pullman: His Dark Materials- The Golden Compass, The Subtle Knife and The Amber Spyglass, Joel Rothschild: Signals. Books about life after death/reincarnation, death, odd facts, dreaming...More to come as I pick them up in the library since I'm too poor to buy new books

Favorite comic strips: For Better or for Worse, Garfield, Luann, Family Circus, Pearls Before Swine

Origin Behind theFanfic name: My name came because I wanted to use 'Madam' in it, Rose is my middle name and favorite flower and I was born on the 25th of Nov.

Podcast: Mugglecast! I love Jamie, Andrew and Ben!

Harry Potter books in order of how I like them: POA and GOF are both number one, OOTP, COS, PS, HBP and DH.

Harry Potter films in order of how I like them: OOTP, COS, and both DH parts are tied,HBP, GOF, POA and PS.

Ships I support:

Harry Potter: Harry/Hermione: Simple love built on trust.

Hermione/Ron: A relationship that grew stronger as the years went by. A ship that has everything.

Ron/Luna: He grew fond of her after year 5. They look cute together.

Harry/Luna: It could have happened. They would have made an interesting, fun couple.

Harry/Ron: Best friends through and through. Fun to picture.

Lily/James: Canon. They did in fact love each other.

Remus/Tonks: If and ONLY if they didn't rush things in DH.

Friends: Monica/Chandler: He's the only one who can handle her crazy, obsessive nature.

Ross/Rachel: They were bound to happy in the end.

The Simpsons: Homer/Marge and well, that show is so crazy I reckon anyone could date whomever although I see Lisa/Nelson maybe with potential again if they tried.

Futurama: Fry/Leela: C'mon! I want to tear up when they're together.

His Dark Materials: Will/Lyra hello!! So tragically simple and sweet and caring and passionate and- and sad.

Invader ZIM: ZIM/Gaz: Weird I know but I've shipped them since 2002 or so, so it only feels right.

The Angry Beavers: Norb/ Treeflower: they are bond to get together permanently in the end.

South Park:Stan/Cartman: Odd but they can get along without disaster striking. Wish it were more popular though.

Stan/Kyle: Again, proof of best friends. You know they love each other. Fun to read and very adorable. But since every SP fic has these two gay for each other, I'm taking a break from reading them for now.

Ships I cannot stand:

Harry Potter:

Harry/Ginny: She was some weak background character who suddenly becomes Miss Popular. And Harry suddenly wants to bang her. Whaaat??

Draco/Hermione: Where the hell did this one come from?!

South Park

Kyle/Cartman: ENEMIES. They hate each other and it shows. Kyle is simply not an ass, that's why he's helped Cartman in the past. This is the worst ship ever.

Craig/Tweek: No evidnece they would suit each other. I know all fans base the ship on one episode which means nothing.

Interesting factoids: I have never kissed anyone or have anyone kiss me, I have never had a boyfriend or even a fling, I have never smoked anything, done drugs or drank alcohol nor will I EVER. I am a very stubborn person with my own mind and have a very strong opinion on everything. I dare you to try and change the way I think about things, haha. I don't give into peer pressure and wished that others didn't as well. People really need to start thinking for themselves these days and not have their 'buddies' do it for them. I like to collect pics of houses that I find pretty from house magazines. I can't swim. I have never worn make-up and don't plan to. My mind wanders very very easily.

My wishes: To find where my cats are and bring them back to me, meet and marry Dan Rad, visit London, Ireland, Scotland, Aussie, Germany, Holland, live in a happy American middle-class home and family, become a successful author, provide my voice for a cartoon

Sexy HP Actors: Dan Radcliffe, Tom Felton, Oliver and James Phelps, Sean Biggerstaff, Alfred Enoch

If you hadn't already wondered I am a supporter of Harmony and do not like Harry/Ginny. Below is my opinions on it.

MY VIEWS ON THE WHOLE SHIPPING ISSUES:

Reasons why I don't think HG work: Ginny only had a stupid little girl's crush on him. Crushes come and go all the time and soon she was talking to him normally as if nothing happened. She always looked up to him as the-boy-who-lived (example: in SS she didn't give that small black-haired boy a 2nd thought until she found out it was TBWL then wanted to see him again). Harry had never had ANY feelings for Ginny for years. They barely ever talked in all 5 books previous of the 6th. There really didn't seem to be any sort of romace or love between them at all. Ginny has always been in the background and after 5 books suddenly Harry's chest monster wants her? Wtf? Their relationship (just like nearly if not everyone's in the books) was so sudden and it does not work. Ginny wasn't introduced very well- she had little development to fall for Harry and out of the blue became 'Ms. Popular' and SUPER-Ginny. Also, she looks 'just' like Harry's mum and I don' t know about you but it's gross to date someone who looks like that. A lot of people believe they work well because Ginny makes Harry laugh. So I guess that makes everyone out there a comedian doesn't it? Not every single person is funny yet they are still happy with the one they are with, plus I guarantee you that if HHR were to happen they would both laugh around each other more than they do now. Plus Harry never called Ginny 'beautiful' and in OOTP the line to Hermione: "But I don't think you're ugly" practically means that a part of him obviously finds her attractive. And when you think on it, it's rather shallow of you to find someone attractive just so you will date.

Reasons why I don't think RHR work: Even though I ship them a tiny bit, I still feel the same way about them. I still think Ron took Hermione for granted and never really treated her with as much respect as Harry did and he was a jerk. I still do not support love-hate relationships. I think they could do better with someone else. Besides being there to show her how to have fun I don't know why Hermione would be attracted to Ron. They are still more brother-sister than Harry and Hermione IMO.

Reasons why I think HHR work: Harry is always there for Hermione every time she has a row with Ron. They never fight. They both know plenty of the Muggle world having both grown up in it so they have a lot in common already in that sense. Harry's dad fell for a smart Muggle born hence why it would be great if Harry did the same thing. How can Harry love someone like a sister if he's an only child? He has no clue what it feels like to have a sister. I just find it really cute and cool how it's always those two together when something happens. Meeting Grawp, getting rid of Umbridge, getting rid of dementors in POA...Harry is not rude and immature like Ron sometimes is. Hermione has only saved Harry's life a fair 100 times. They work so well together whenever danger is near and whenever things need sorting out. I just also find it a funny coincidence that if they got married they would both be HJP. HHR seem closer to each other anyway then with Ron. Hermione understands Harry far more than anyone. Hermione has all of Harry's mother's top attributes. She's smart and sticks up for people and is Muggle-born and everything. Harry never puts Hermione down. They can both be themselves around each other. They already had chemistry with each other since book 1 while Ginny and Harry's 'chemistry' had to 'evolve.' Hermione always saw past 'the scar'.

I believe in being true to yourself in any situation and so I don't like teasing your crush. Isn't positive attention from your crush or anyone better than negative attention? That's my two cents anyhow...

Quotes I like/agree with:

"The best proof of love is trust"- Joyce brothers

"If you love somebody, let them go. If they return, they were always yours. If they don't, they never were"- Annon.

"You don't love a woman because she is beautiful, but she is beautiful because you love her"-Annon.

"A relationship is like a rose,
How long it lasts, no one knows;
Love can erase an awful past,
Love can be yours, you'll see at last;
To feel that love, it makes you sigh,
To have it leave, you'd rather die;
You hope you've found that special rose,
'Cause you love and care for the one you chose." -Rob Cella

"Immature love says: 'I love you because I need you.' Mature love says 'I need you because I love you'" -Erich Fromm

"Advertising may be described as the science of arresting the human intelligence long enough to get money from it"-Stephan Leacock

"Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter"- Jack Benny

"Anyone can become angry - that is easy. But to be angry with the right person, to the right degree, at the right time, for the right purpose, and in the right way; this is not easy"- Aristotle

"For every man who lives without freedom, the rest of us must face the guilt"- Lillian Hellman

"Treasure the love you receive above all. It will survive long after your good health has vanished"- Og Mandilo

"At the touch of love everyone becomes a poet"- Plato

"In the absence of love, there is nothing worth fighting for"- Elijah Wood

"Two halves have little choice but to join;
And yes, they do make a whole
but two wholes when they coincide...
That is beauty.
That is love"- Peter McWilliams

"For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul"- Judy Garland

"Love builds bridges where there are none"- R.H. Delaney

"Sometimes the heart sees what is invisible to the eye"- H. Jackson Brown Jr.

"Love doesn't just sit there like a stone; it has to be made, like bread, remade all the time, made new"- Ursala K. LeGuin

More to come as I find them.

Music: Rock/indie/stuff- Evanescance, Metallica, Green Day, Blackmore's Night, 3 Days Grace, NIN, Celtic Women, Linkin Park, The Killers, Mest, Simple Plan, Within Temptation, Blink 182, My Chemical Romance, Panic! at the Disco, Artic Monkeys, Angles and Airwaves, System of a Down, Serj Tankian,the Offspring, Sum 41, Bowling for Soup, Korn, Yellowcard, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Enya, Alanis Morissette, Vanessa Carlton, White Stripes, Rammistein, The Editors,Nightwish, PJ Harvey, Mazzy Star, The Tings Tings, Vampire Weekend, Breaking Benjamin, Go:Audio, Glasvegas, Skillet, Coldplay, Greg Laswell, Poets of the Fall, Eminem, Sinead O'Connor, Rhianna, Wolfmother, Plumb, Blue October, Sirenia, Foster the People, Young the Giant, Audioslave, James Durbin

I really do not like hip-hop/rap/pop music at ALL, and I mean at all. Really... it makes me want to punch a baby!! argh!

TV: My top fav. shows are: The Simpsons, Friends, South Park, Ghost Hunters, Invader ZIM, The Angry Beavers, Futurama, and Scrubs.

Others follow: Criss Angel:Mindfreak, Malcolm in the Middle, Home Improvement, all the Jackass shows, Cash in the Attic, Cops, World's Most Amazing Videos, Most Shocking/Daring/World's Wildest, All Grown Up,Faulty Towers, Monty Python, MXC, Family Feud, Who Wants to be a Millionaire, Let's Make a Deal, Weakest Link, Ace of Cakes, Unwrapped, Dinner: Impossible, Food Network Challenge, The Best Thing I Ever Ate, Diners, Drive-ins and Dives, Throwdown With Bobby Flay, Guy's Big Bite, Down Home With the Neeleys, Cooking For Real, Tyler's Ultimate, 30 Minute Meals, What Would Brian Bointano Make?, The Next Food Network Star, Cupcake Wars, Kid in a Candy Store,Little People Big World, House Hunters, Property Brothers, My First Place, Income Property, My Yard Goes Disney, Code Blue, Trauma: Life in the ER , 10 Years Younger, Ninja Warrior, Unbeatable Bunzuke, Intervention, 48 Hours: Hard Evidence, Gay, Straight or Taken, Estate of Panic, any cop/stupid people/car crash/most shocking kind of TV show, Ant and Dec's Saturday Night Takeaway, Forensic Files, Wild Justice, Alaska State Troopers, Beyond Scared Straight, Heavy, Must Love Cats, Chopped, Sugar High, Paranormal Witness, American Supernanny, One Born Every Minute, The Big Bang Theory, Impractical Jokers, Baggage Battles

Movies: I love Daniel Radcliffe, Jim Carrey and Johnny Depp so obviously Harry Potter 1-8, December Boys, My Boy Jack, David Copperfield, Sweeney Todd, Liar Liar, Ace Ventura When Nature Calls, Bruce Almighty, Dumb and Dumber,Fun with Dick and Jane, Me, Myself and Irene, Happy Feet, and classic Disney movies like Lion King 1, 1 1/2 and 2, Hunchback of Notre Dame, Aladdin, Little Mermaid and Beauty and the Beast, Emperor's New Groove, Lilo and Stitch, Toy Story 1,2, and 3, The Rugrats movies, Dinosaur, Tarzan, Nightmare Before Christmas, Corpse Bride, the Shreck films, the Prince of Egypt, Something the Lord Made, Panic Room, A Series of Unfortunate Events, Parenthood, To Sir with Love, Now and Then, Shawn of the Dead, Shallow Hal, What's Eating Gilbert Grape, Titanic, Bevis and Butthead do America, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, The Number 23, Disturbia, The Others, Forrest Gump, Of Mice and Men, Sleepy Hallow, Enchanted, Adventures in Baby-sitting, Finding Neverland, From Hell, Mulan , Scary Movie (the first only), South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut, Paranormal Activity 1&2, The Shining, I Love You Philip Morris, A Haunting in Connecticut, My Sister's Keeper

Favorite Late Night show: Conan O' Brien

Fav characters: Harry, Hermione, Ron, Remus, Sirius, Lily, James, (sob) Hedwig, Fred, George, Mrs. Weasley, Mr. Weasley, Hagrid, McGonagall, Madam Pomfrey, (sob ) Tonks, (sob ) Dobby, Luna, Flitwick, Charlie, (sob) Snape, Draco, and Kreacher (at least in book 7).

Characters I DON'T like: Ginny, Voldemort, Neville, Crabbe, Goyle, any Slytherin really, Fudge, Mundungus, Scrimgeour, Dumbledore (at times)

Character I identify with most: Luna

I am still in denial that Remus and Fred died. They didn't die all right?!

Things I enjoy in HP fanfiction:

Harry/Hermione but nothing too fluffy. No soul-bonding or Harry proposing to her at 17 kind of stuff. Lame.

Fics that begin after Ron left HHR in the tent during DH

Harry abused

Harry adopted by Sirius, Remus, or Snape

Harry living with his parents

Harry ill or hurt

Harry as a little boy

Sirius not dying in book 5

Harry in hospital (wing) for some reason or another

A really good werewolf Harry story and I mean GOOD. It's always hard to find a good werewolf Harry story...

Something out of the ordinary such as Harry getting cancer or whatever (I am so evil)

Maybe A tiny bit of Ginny bashing. Oh, and Dumbledore too tee hee.

Things I dislike in HP fanfiction:

First and foremost: Harry/Ginny!! (throws up)

When people use James and Lily as Harry's kids' names( come on, there's 1,000,000 other names 2 use but his parents, that's why the epilogue seemed like a fanfiction)

When people don't spell a character's name correctly. Pomfrey is spelled P-O-M-F-R-E-Y! Not Pomphry, not Pompfrey. Read how to spell a character's name first, please. I have seen that name misspelled 10 different ways I swear

When Harry knows too many words and knows how to talk so easily when he's a baby/toddler (I want things realistic)

When people make Harry's sister (if he has one in a fic) look like Lily. Just because Harry looks like his father doesn't automatically mean his sister looks like his mother

Song fics

Slash of anyone but Harry/Ron.

Things I enjoy in SP fanfiction:

I am currently looking for a good Stan fic that is NOT Style. I will take any recommendations!

The boys being 8-10, the same ages they are in the show. Makes it more believable.

Fics where Stan is in trouble/danger

Stan/Kyle, friendship or romance

Kyle as the dominate one. Stan is a sensitive, emotional boy. Kyle always has to pick Stan off his feet. 'Kenny Dies' is the perfect example that Kyle is the stronger one

Stan/Cartman, friendship and romance- Stan does take Cartman's side at times, agrees with him, laughs at what he says, gives him the benefit of a doubt, not caring what Kyle thinks all the while...they can hang out together peacefully.

Things I dislike in South Park fanfiction:

KYLE/CARTMAN! They HATE each other! That is no love/hate relationship, it's hate/hate! They make it very clear that they are NOT friends. You see Cartman hang with Stan and Kenny separately but never wtih Kyle without one of the other boys present. I hate this ship just as much as HG.

Stan becoming this macho, tall jock in high school. Every fic has Stan as super-jock. Sure he is obviously the most talented with sports but whenever I read him as one it bothers me.

Kyle as a short, skinny little kid in high school. In my mind he's 6 feet in high school, but don't make him 5'5" and Stan 6'2" or something, I dunno, I see red-head guys tall in my head. It's just my opinion but it still bothers me.

Fics that mention Kyle's diabetes but not Stan's asthma. Both are only truly mentioned once in the show yet there are 1000 more mentions of Kyle having diabetes than Stan having asthma.

Wendy/Cartman: She had feelings for him once, then it all went away after she kissed him. Now she hates him and is not afraid to show it. I dunno, I don't like this ship.

Kyle constantly being the one in danger in Style fics. Stan's not indestructible either.

Wendy breaking up with Stan for the 100th time. Stan is smart enough not to put himself in that kind of situation. It makes him look weak and pathetic and that is not Stan. He can do so much better than Wendy. I have nothing against Wendy, I just do not like Stendy.

Fun stuff:

1.Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 81, and find line 4.

cup to your partner to read. You will interpret the patterns- POA, paperback, UK edition

2.Stretch your left arm out as far as you can, What can you touch?

nothing

3.What is the last thing you watched on TV?

One Born Every Mintue

4.Without looking, guess what time it is:

12:55

5.Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?

12:46

6.With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

silence

7.When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

Around a half hour ago, getting out of sister's boyfriend's car

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?

yahoo mail

9. What are you wearing?

black pajama pants and blue pajama sweater

10.Did you dream last night?

most likely but can't recall it atm

11. If the answer to 10 was yes, tell us about that dream.

N/A

12. When did you last laugh?

earlier at something sister said most likely

13.What is on the walls of the room you are in?

nothing unfortunately :/

14. Seen anything weird lately?

yesterday it started to rain and the sun was out a little

15. What do you think of this quiz?

pretty cool, haven't done one in a while

16. What is the last film you saw?

Deathly Hallows part 2 *sniff*

17. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?

Christmas gifts for everyone, a house, pay for college, donate to various child and wildlife charities

18. Tell me something about you that I don't know:

I have a stuffed Stan doll and I treat him as my lovey lately, I love him!

19. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?

Too many things. Feed the hungry and free medical care come to mind

20. Do you like to dance?

meh

21. George Bush:

Don't give a crap about him

22. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?

Alynna Emmeline- don't take my daughter's name!

23. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?

Hunter Clyde

1. What time did you get up this morning? 9:30 AM

2. How do you like your steak? I don't like steak

3. What was the last film you saw at the cinema? Paranormal Activity 3

4. What is your favorite TV show? South Park, The Simpsons, Friends, Ghost Hunters

5. If you could live anywhere in the world where would it be? Colorado

6. What did you have for breakfast? Nothing, I don't eat breakfast, I'm never hungry when I wake up

7. What is your favorite cuisine? Italian!

8. What foods do you dislike? Asian food, spicy food, seafood are the big 3

9. Favorite Place to Eat? Olive Garden. Any restaurant really

10. Favorite dressing? Ranch

11.What kind of vehicle do you drive? none

12. What are your favorite clothes? Jeans, t-shirt, jacket, socks, tennis shoes

13. Where would you visit if you had the chance? England, Ireland, Scotland, Alaska, Japan, Australia, Canada

14. Cup 1/2 empty or 1/2 full? 1/2 empty

15. Where would you want to retire? Some gorgeous cabin-like home in Colorado

16. Favorite time of day? Night

17. Where were you born? Anaheim California

18. What is your favorite sport to watch? BASEBALL! Only sport I care about. Go Angels!!

19. Who do you think will not tag you back? none

20. Person you expect to tag you back first? no one

21. Who are you most curious about their responses to this? anyone

22. Bird watcher? No, don't care much about birds except owls

23. Do you consider yourself attractive? Heck no

24. Pets? 2 tabby cats no longer with me, Sammy and Nickie. I love and miss you so much babies

25. Any new and exciting news that you'd like to share? Sadly no. I have a pretty dull life..

26. What did you want to be when you were little? A vet, kinda. I never really had a set career growing up

27. What is your best childhood memory? Getting my cats, Sammy and Nickie

28. Are you a cat or dog person? Cat ONLY person. Do not like dogs.

29. Are you married? Sadly no

30. Always wear your seat belt? Uh, yeah. I don't want to die in an accident. If people don't wear one I can't feel too sad if they get injured.

31. Been in a car accident? Nope!

32. Any pet peeves? People who smoke. Who are dramatic. Loud people. People who shove their beliefs down your throat and won't listen to another person's argument. I have many PP I am sure.

33. Favorite pizza topping? Lotsa cheese! And chicken. And pineapple. And bacon...

34. Favorite Flower? A red rose :)

35. Favorite ice cream? Peanut butter cup and strawberry cheesecake (has to have actual cheesecake bites in it or it's no good)

36. Favorite fast food? Taco Bell, In-N-Out.

37. How many times did you fail your driver's test? Never took one yet, I have a long way to go to get to that part :/

38. From whom did you get your last email? E-mail pal from England, Ella!

39. Which store would you choose to max out your credit card? Don't have a card but I'd love to go shop-happy at Kohl's. They have the cutest clothes there!

40. Do anything spontaneous lately? Mmmm... nope.

41. Like your job? Don't have one :(

42. What was your favorite vacation? Colorado, summer of 2006. 3 weeks, just my sister and I staying with our aunt.

43. Who's your favorite actor/actress? Daniel Radcliffe and Johnny Depp.

44. Last person you went out to dinner with? Mom, sister, and sister's boyfriend for my birthday this year.

45. What are you listening to right now? Nothing

46. What is your favorite color? Olive green

47. How many tattoos do you have? None but I'd like to get one in the future

48. Coffee drinker? Ugh no. Can't even stand the smell.

49. How many children do you have? None yet but I want 3. Boy, girl, then another boy.

50. What was the last book you read? Forgot the tittle. Some book about this big genetic disease mystery taking place in Amish country. It was a pretty good read actually

YOUR GUY SIDE:

You love hoodies.
Dogs are better than cats.

It's hilarious when people get hurt.
You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture. (It's BORING!)
Sad movies suck.
You own/ed an X-Box.
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV. (just baseball)
Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kind of weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue or silver are one of your favorite colors.
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun.
Talk with food in your mouth. (I cover my mouth though)
Sleep with your socks on at night.

You love jeans

TOTAL: 8

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

You wear lip gloss/stick.
You love skirts.
Cats are better than dogs.
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink.
Go to your mom for advice.
Pink, yellow, orange, purple or gold is one of your favorite colors.
You hate wearing the colour black.
You like hanging out at the shopping center.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry. (I dont own any but I do like some pieces)
Shopping is one of your favourite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You were in gymnastics/dance. (when I was 4 and don't remember anything from it!)
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed and make-up.
You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes. (I wish..)
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body perfume.
You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as little kid.
Like being the star of everything.
You care about what you look like. (to an extent, but only because I don't think I'm pretty or girly)

Total: 8

PREP

You own a cell phone.
you own something from abercrombie
You own something from pacsun
you own something from Hollister
You own something from American Eagle
You love/like going to the mall.
You own an iPod/MP3 player.
You love Starbucks.

You have been called a brat.
You hate buying things that are on sale
You have more than one house

Total : 4

GOTHIC

Black is one of your favorite colors.
You have thought about death.
You wear chains.
You like heavy metal.
You've shopped at Hot Topic.
You have worn black lipstick.
Your hair was/is dark.
You dislike preps.
You're an athiest/ satanist/agnostic.

Total : 7

PUNK

You can skateboard
You've worn plaid.
you like Converse
you hate MTV
You have/had blue, pink, red, purple, or green hair. - (streaks count)
You dislike pink.
You hate/dislike preps.
You wear/wore skateboarding shoes.

Total : 6

GEEK

You love the computer.
You like Harry Potter. (try LOVE)
you are supposed to wear glasses/contacts
You get straight A's.
You love/like reading.
You were/are in band.
You don't care what you look like. (I do but I don't have the money to look how I wish)
You have a curfew.
You always do your homework.
You never miss school unless you're sick.

Total : 5

EMO

You cut yourself over depression
You have been depressed.
You have black rimmed glasses.
You like the band Evanescence
You cry easily
You like emo music.
You hate being called emo.
You keep/have kept a journal/diary.
you have written a sad poem
you think emo chicks/Guys are hot

Total : 6

GHETTO/GANGSTA

You like rap.
You are/was in a gang.
You wear/wore rubberbands in your pants.
You swear once in a while or a lot.
You have freestyled.
You have worn high tops with the tongue flipped out.
You can break dance.

Total : 1 (lol)

HARDCORE/SCENE

You like loud music
You love/loved the Ninja Turtles
You never walk anywhere.
You wear slip-on shoes.
You wear/wore Vans.
You like the band panic! at the disco.
You wear band t-shirts.
People have called you a freak and meant it.
You love to "hardcore" dance
hair has been died more than 1 color

Total: 4

ATHLETIC

You watch/watched the Superbowl.
You own track shoes or other sports related shoes.
You collect your jerseys.
you have a wall or shelf dedicated to your trophies / awards
You have posters or plaques of famous athletes.
Your garage consists of sports equiptment
You belong/belonged to a school team.
You are going/did go to a sports summer camp.
You have a specific number

Total: 0 (uuhh... I like baseball lol)

1st = Goth-haha

2nd = Emo

3rd = Punk

4th = Geek

5th = Prep

6th = Ghetto/Gansta

7th= Athletic

Read this without stopping I bet you can't (Don't read ahead!):

This is this cat
This is is cat
This is how cat
This is to cat
This is keep cat
This is a cat
This is retard cat
This is busy cat
This is for cat
This is forty cat
This is seconds cat

Now read the third word down on each sentence.

Harry Potter Fanfiction

Name ten of your favorite Harry Potter characters in any order.
1) Harry

2) Hermione

3) Remus

4) Sirius

5) Luna

6) George

7) Tonks

8) Hagrid

9) McGonagall

10) Madam Pomfrey

1) Have you ever read a 5/10 fic? Luna and Poppy? lol hell no

2) Do you think 3 is hot? How hot? Remus is suuuper hot!!

3)What would happen if 6 got 1 pregnant? lmao I don't think George could get Harry pregnant but if so.. I might read it winks

4)Do you recall any good fics about 9? Believe so but cant come up with any at the top of my head

5)Would 7 and 2 make a good couple? Tonks and Hermione? No, I don't do slash

6)4/8 or 4/9? lmao think I'd take Siri and McGonagall over Siri and Hagrid any day

7) What would happen if 7 discovered 3 & 8 in a secret relationship? I think Tonks would be crushed if she found Remmy with Hagrid!!

8) make a summery of at least 20 words for a 2/6 fic.

George has some new Weasley Wizard Wheezes ideas to test out on First Years. Can Hermione put a stop to it before it is too late?

9)Is there such a thing as a 4/10 romantic fluff story? Siri and Poppy.. don't think so and hope it remains that way.

10)Suggest a title for a 1/5 hurt/comfort fic. Aww. Harry and Luna... um: Thestrels are Only Skin Deep.

11)What kind of plot would you use if 4 wanted to seduce 1? Yuck!! Siri and his own godson?! Er. Siri adopts Harry and erm- invites him to his bedroom one night for uh- 'a talk.'

12) If you wrote a songfic about 10 which song would you choose? I serious have no clue what song fits Poppy..

13)If you wrote a 2/3/6 fic, what would the warning be? Hermione, Remus and George? Warning: Makes no sense! Read at own risk!

14) What pick-up line might eight use on five? Hagrid on Luna? Goodness. Er- 'Wanna see my thestrels?'

15) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion? lol umm she might scream: Good heavens!

16) When was the last time you read a fic about Five? I don't read any Luna fics so never..

17) What is Six's super-secret kink? oh wow, that could be anything. Sex toys perhaps?

18) Would Two shag Nine? Drunk or sober? Hermione would be REALLY drunk to shag McGonagall!

19) If Three and Seven get together, who tops? Hm, I think Tonks and Remus are equal but Remus most likely

20) How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon? Sickened. I love Hagrid but who would really well, be with him?

That was sooo fun! Everyone should do it!

Pick 10 characters and answer the following:

1) Stan

2) Butters

3) Cartman

4) Kyle

5) Chef

6) Sharon

7) Ike

8) Mr. Garrison

9) Mr. Mackey

10) Tweek

What would you do if Number 1 woke you up in the middle of the night?

Cry with happiness! Stan can wake me up for any reason!

Number 2 walked into the bathroom while you're showering?

Uhh, dunno why he would but I think we’d both be embarrassed

Number 4 announced he/she's going to marry 9 tomorrow?

Kyle marry Mr. Mackey? wtf?

Number 5 cooked you dinner?

Hey, his name is Chef, gotta trust him!

Number 6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping?

uuhhh that's a little weird, dunno why she'd do that

Number 7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family?

aww, great! I'd love to have Ike as my brother!

Number 8 got into the hospital somehow?

He is probably having yet another sexual identity crisis

Number 9 made fun of your friends?

that's mean, he's a councilor, he should know better

Number 10 ignored you all the time?

that's mean Tweek!

Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 do?

Stan will fight till the very end to save me no matter how much he puts himself in danger

You're on a vacation with 2 and manage to break your leg. What does 2 do?

Butters will get help right away and manage to comfort me at once

It's your birthday. What does 3 get you?

Cartman wouldn’t give me crap lol maybe a coupon for some KFC?

You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do?

Kyle will get help right away of course!

You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 do?

Talk to me about it first, Chef always gives out advice

You're about to marry number 10. What's 1's reaction:

I think Stan would wonder why I am marrying a little boy... who's hooked on coffee nonetheless

You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up?

Ikw would want me to play with his toys or something, what else is a three-year-old to do?

You compete in a tournament. How does 9 support you?

Just by being there I guess, I'm not sure

You can't stop laughing. What does 10 do?

become nervous or something lol, I don't think Tweek laughs

Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why?

Dude, he has dark hair, blue eyes, sweet, smart, sensitive, calm, caring, talented, level-headed…

Number 2 tells you about his/her deeply hidden love for number 9.

Butters loves Mr. Mackey?! Jesus no!

You're dating 3 and he/she introduces you to her/his family. Would you get along?

Well I’d get along with Cartman’s mom I’m guessing, she’s such a pushover… but the Cartmans are not who I wan to associate with

Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss?

Chef loves his sex but I don't think Sharon would have ever had any with him even if things were bad with Randy

Number 6 appears to be a player, breaking many hearts. What do you do?

Go 'why the hell are you doing this Sharon? You're better than this!' Then have a ladies' chat or something

You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?

It's not nice to stare Ike! Do you not know any manners? lol

Number 8 thinks he/she’ll never get a girl/boyfriend. What will you tell him/her?

Uhhh… I’d agree. If you switch from being a man to a woman to a man again and are gay… well…

Number 1 is too shy to face you and confesses their love by sending an email. Now what?

I would send an e-mail back, cute lil’ thing, I love you too! Although you're a bit too young for me Stanley, sorry

You spot 10 kissing 1. How do you react?

Sorry but I don't support Stan/Tweek! Go kiss Cartman or Kyle, Stanley...

You notice that 3 and 4 have been inside that hotel room for MORE then a few hours. What are you thinking?

Kyle and Cartman are probably killing each other and arguing over something stupid, nothing new

Could 1 and 6 be soul mates?

uuhhh I never heard of a mother and her son being soulamtes but uuhhh...

Would 2 trust 5?

Sure Butters would! Everyone trusts Chef

Number 4 is bored and pokes 10. What happens after that?

Tweek would freak if Kyle poked him! You don't poke hyper paniky people Broflovski!

5 and 1 are forced to go back to school together. What class will they pick?

Uuuhh… music? Chef was able to get other artists going, why not Stan?

If 6 and 3 cooked dinner what would they make?

Cartman would order Sharon to make him anything he wanted but Sharon would try to force something healhy in the fat kid

7 and 9 apply for a job. What job?

Now what kind of job could a toddler and full-grown man get??

8 gives 5 a haircut. Is that okay?

I guess so… dunno why Chef would have Mr. Garrison do it though

9 sketches what 6's perfect girl/boyfriend should look like; will 6 be happy?

Mackey sketching for Sharon?? How odd... I guess she'd be happy, although a little weirded by it

10 and 9 are blushing while they talk. What is their conversation about?

Tweek is probably freaking out over something silly Mackey is saying

1 accidentally kicked 10?

Stanley, do you have nothing better to do than kick your classmates??

2 sent a message to his/her Bf/Gf but 9 got it. What would happen?

Poor little Butters will probably be grounded if his parents found out

5 and 6 did a workout together?

Maybe Sharon showed Chef how to use the Shake Weight? then again he died before that happened...

6 noticed he/she wasn't invited to your birthday?

I'm so sorry Sharon! How did I forget about you?!

7 won the lottery?

Well let's hope some of that money is put into a college fund for little Ike

8 had quite a big secret?

I don’t think I want to know anymore of Mr. Garrison’s secrets…

9 became a singer?

Lmao I dont think that would happen...

10 got a daughter?

let's hope when he is old enough to even HAVE sex.. o.O

What would 1 think of 2?

Stan likes Butters, they’re cool

How would 3 greet 9?

'I'm Mr. Mackey mmmkay?' make fun of him obviously

What would 4 envy about 5?

Kyle would envy… gee, I don’t really know

What dream would 5 have about 6?

something sexual no doubt. Sharon is the hottest of the moms

What do 6 and 7 have in common?

Ike has black hair like Sharon's son?? I don't know!

What would make 7 angry at 8

Why would Ike be mad at Garrison? Do I even want to know?

Where would 8 meet 9?

during some school meeting in the staff room

What would 9 never dare to tell 10?

I don't know… what secret would Mackey keep from Tweek?

What would make 10 scared of 1?

Tweek could have any silly reason to be scared of Stan

Is 3 Gay?

Ha, he’s the gayest of the boys yes- hopefully for Stan lol!

Do this one too!

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...

You talk to yourself a lot. (A lot meaning all the time...)

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?')

When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someone's liver?')

After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs...'

You live off of sugar and caffeine (the two greatest things ever discovered!)

You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth.

Your e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.

You tend to collect Bic Sticks off the ground like picking pennies off the ground.

No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.

The letters on your keyboard are wearing off. (well no, but I've gone though A LOT of pencils)

Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.

People think you have A.D.D.

You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.

You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.

You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason

Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.

And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.

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Stories I'm working on: (A/N: Forgive me but I have several ideas in my head at the moment so do not know the order any of these will be released. It may be a while until some of these ideas are posted. So just stay tuned to find out what's next).

These Words on Paper: Friends and family reflect on the events in How the Darkness Sounds with the help of some personal letters. Status: Next chapter in-progress. Will be up shortly.

Welcome to the Marsh House: Short stories involving the Marsh family. Status: Planning next chapter. Accepting ideas you may have for this!

Tales of Toddlerhood: Next installment of the SP boys as little kids. Status: Waiting for next chapter idea. Accepting any you may have!

Amongst the Rubble: Stan must face his hoarding problems once and for all. Status: Chapter two in-progress.

Untitled: We get a glimpse of what a full 24 hour day is like for each boy. Possibly other characters.

Untitled: The boys, now adults, must go back to South Park when something horrible takes part in the town. Status: On hiatus until other stories are completed and I plan this one out more.

Untitled: Various South Park characters answer a fun questioner one day.

Untitled: Stan's parents set strong new rules in order to keep their son out of danger each week. But they later regret it once he is needed in order to save everyone.

Harry Potter and the Unstable Crossing: Part 3 in my trilogy. Status: Have stopped writing as of now. Am simply not into it like I was. Other stories and ideas are more of a priority. Hopefully I will get back to this someday soon. Sorry.