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Author has written 15 stories for Silence of the Lambs/Hannibal, South Park, Jhonen Vasquez, Heroes, House, M.D., Batman, and Catcher in the Rye. ALRIGHT EVERYBODY (11-18-09) I would like to make a proposal. I've deleted all of the stories that make that gross watery pre-barf stuff materialize in my mouth. Hopefully, this will allow me to side-step the shame that I have been faced with whenever I try to work on this stuff. So: I'll maybe attempt to finish the House, MD and Batman stuff if you wonderful people -see note 1- will promise not to hate me for too long if I removed something that you (for reasons clear to Mighty Cthulhu -see note 2- alone) actually liked. Deal? Deal. Note 1 I have had hits on stories from people (person?) in ICELAND. Besides freaking me out a little bit (technology is weird...), I am really flattered. Not because I imagined Icelandic people to abhor slash fan fiction, but rather because I know zero people in Iceland. So, um, thanks! Note 2 On account of all that Leviticus stuff that I keep hearing about, I've become relatively sure that God has nothing to do with fan fiction. Who, then, you ask? Cthulhu. (Why? Why Not?) And here's the stuff that's not deleted (Pending...): "Reflections on a Killer" -I honestly think that this is the only heterosexual thing that I have on here. Not surprising. It's about Silence of the Lambs. I kinda liked it, actually. Kinda still do. HannibalxClarice "Newton's Laws" -Well, I wrote this when I was in an Integrated Physics and Chemistry course, during the Physics part. Then I found the spiral that it was written in, and decided to clean the thing up and put it here. South Park Slash. Style "So Soon Taken From Us" -This one's pretty sad, actually. Once again, my apologies to Jhonen Vasquez for ruining JTHM with fan fiction, as well as Invader Zim. Nny/Older Squee "Springtime" -More South Park slash? Wow. This one's practically a crack pairing, but I thought it was a little cute. Stan/Token (Stoken? I think "Stoken" would be good...) "Loathsome, Beautiful Thing" -Now, this is where my fan fiction skills turn themselves around. (That was a joke.) It's Heroes, slash, Mohinder/Sylar("Mylar") Mohinder POV "Irony" -NOT SLASH. No pairing at all, actually. It's South Park, again. Y'know, I think I write this stuff because there is no character development necessary. None at all. Kenny-centric. "A Moment of Weakness" -This is actually the same scene from "Loathsome, Beautiful Thing," but told from the other point of view, Sylar's. Mylar. "Susurrations" -First House/Wilson piece! I really do love Wouse. Wilson POV "Swallowing Pride" -And now begins the Batman lovin'. It's slash, of course. (Sorry, Bob Kane...) Of course, it's still in progress, but there will actually be some slash in it eventually, I promise. Oh, and you needn't have read Batman 416 to understand it. I'm just retelling it in a slashier way. Bruce/Dick "Hush" -Another House, MD fic. I'm working on it, I swear! Wouse "Dynamics" -Written while I was still playing music. It's Batman/Joker, Joker POV. "Without Pain" -My newest piece, I'm hoping to finish it soonish. Wouse, eventually. "Mr. Antolini" -Okay okay okay, It's smut. Sue me. Cather in the Rye. Slash. "A Thousand Years" -Heroes slash, Mylar, works well with my other two, I think. "Metaphorically Speaking" -House, MD oneshot. Yay. Go check out ScrewMilk-GotSlash. I love that kid. | |||||||||
1. Metaphorically Speaking reviewsA short oneshot about the heavy drinking that followed the very first meeting between House and Wilson. Wilson doesn't understand his new friend's metaphors, especially while inebriated. K-plus for booze.House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 669 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 7-23-09 - J. Wilson & G. House - Complete2. A Thousand Years reviewsSylar's car trip with Luke was infuriating in that each thing the boy said would remind him of another car ride... Mylar. T for some language and implied sexual situations.Heroes - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 951 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3-3-09 - Sylar/Gabriel G. - Complete3. Mr Antolini reviewsWhat would have happened, had Holden not rushed out of Mr. Antolini's house after waking up? Male/Male Slash. Rated M for language and sexual situations.Catcher in the Rye - Rated: M - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 955 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 3-3-09 - Complete4. Without Pain reviewsBased on "The Softer Side", so there are spoilers. Wilson is quite worried about House's newfound medication. Wouse in 2nd Chapter. Wilson POVHouse, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 475 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2-26-09 - J. Wilson & G. House5. Hush » reviewsAfter the funeral, House and Wilson begin fighting, while House tries to treat a child who can't speak. Eventual Wouse. Spoilers.House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,439 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 6-21-08 - Published: 5-30-08 - G. House & J. Wilson6. Swallowing Pride » reviewsEighteen months after Bruce Wayne said goodbye, an acclimated Dick Grayson's life is shattered by a single news report: Batman's got a new Robin. Based on Batman 416. Eventual slash. Rated for future. Dick POVBatman - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,509 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 6-12-08 - Published: 4-6-08 - Richard G. & Bruce W.7. Dynamics reviewsBatmanxJoker drabble.Batman - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 406 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 6-2-08 - The Joker & Bruce W. - Complete8. Susurrations » reviewsSet during 97 Seconds. Wilson's reaction to House's condition. Slight Wouse. UPDATEHouse, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,573 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 4-3-08 - Published: 10-13-07 - J. Wilson & G. House - Complete9. A Moment of Weakness reviewsSequel to Loathsome, Beautiful Thing. Based on Parasite, right after Sylar passes out. Sylar POV. Slight Mylar.Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 611 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 8-8-07 - Sylar/Gabriel G. & Mohinder S. - Complete10. Irony reviewsKennycentric. When the only thing you want is just out of your reach. Mild language.South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 298 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-2-07 - Kenny M. - Complete11. Loathsome, Beautiful Thing reviewsBased on Parasite. What happened while Sylar was passed out? Slight Mylar, if you wish to see it that way. Mohinder's POV.Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 789 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 6-25-07 - Mohinder S. & Sylar/Gabriel G. - Complete12. Springtime reviewsStan and Token. A saddened Token needs comfort from someone. Slash.South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 504 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5-29-07 - Token B. & Stan M. - Complete13. So Soon Taken From Us reviewsNnyxOlderSquee Johnny returns from his 'trip', devoid of emotion, only to come into contact with a 17yearold Squee and becomes lost in a rush of feeling....an infuriating rush. Character DeathJhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,236 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 4-23-07 - Squee & Johnny C. - Complete14. Newton's Laws reviewsKyle just cannot seem to understand physics, so Stan tutors him. Oneshot Style Suckiness WarningSouth Park - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 467 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 4-16-07 - Stan M. & Kyle B. - Complete15. Reflections on a Killer reviewsFilmBased, or else I would have put it in Books. A silly oneshot that I wrote about how much I want Clarice and Dr.Lecter to be in love. Clarice's point of view, but set in the third person.Silence of the Lambs/Hannibal - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 521 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3-9-07 - Complete