I'm a girl. Hoorah!

I like Fullmetal Alchemist a lot. If you don't, poor you.

I hate Mary-sues. Yes, yes I do. I don't make original characters unless they're like, so awesomely amazing that you'd think they weren't OCs.

I don't like yaoi. I'm very sorry if I offend you that way. (Yes, I did offend someone by saying that males getting together was gross. Very badly. It got a little personal. "But I've had relationships with males and I'm a guy too." Thaaanks. I'll keep that in mind.)

Riiight. That's not the point.

I write like a moron, even though I'm not one. But, morons are funny. Just watch TV. I can be serious, but I can also be humorous.

I don't update often, I'm very busy. But I try to do my best at what I write, and do indeed come up with retarded fics.

Enjoy my writing?

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1. Living with Hohenheim » reviews

What happens when Ed, Al, and Hohenheim from the manga meet Envy from the anime? Slight cursing. No pairings. R&R!

Fullmetal Alchemist - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,003 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 8-22-07 - Published: 8-7-07

2. The Death of a Sin » reviews

The many ways to kill a sin. More chapters coming. Read and review! Not for Envy lovers. Accepting requests.

Fullmetal Alchemist - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 523 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 8-2-07 - Published: 7-12-07

3. What a Game reviews

Izayoi and Inu no Taisho share some quality time with each other. How will it end up? And how will it affect InuYasha?

Complete - Inuyasha - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 615 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 6-16-07 - Published: 6-16-07

4. Come Back To Texas! » reviews

New and improved updated Chapter 1! What happens when Ed, Al, and Lin get thrown into the gate and get spat up in Texas? And why has Bowling For Soup gone missing? Join Ed, Al, and Lin on their search for Bowling For Soup! Not going to be updated soon.

Fullmetal Alchemist - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,406 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 3-16-07 - Published: 3-10-07

5. When Stick People Attack! » reviews

What would happen if instead of Heartless appearing, Stick People did? R&R! Rated for safety! Probably not going to be continued for a while.

Kingdom Hearts - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,227 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 2-19-07 - Published: 2-18-07