I'm a girl. Hoorah!
I like Fullmetal Alchemist a lot. If you don't, poor you.
I hate Mary-sues. Yes, yes I do. I don't make original characters unless they're like, so awesomely amazing that you'd think they weren't OCs.
I don't like yaoi. I'm very sorry if I offend you that way. (Yes, I did offend someone by saying that males getting together was gross. Very badly. It got a little personal. "But I've had relationships with males and I'm a guy too." Thaaanks. I'll keep that in mind.)
Riiight. That's not the point.
I write like a moron, even though I'm not one. But, morons are funny. Just watch TV. I can be serious, but I can also be humorous.
I don't update often, I'm very busy. But I try to do my best at what I write, and do indeed come up with retarded fics.
Enjoy my writing?