There is a lot that I could say about my self, and very little that you would understand. I am an extremely pro-active apathetic person. A quandry in and of myself. Let us move on, the pathways of my mind are often twisted and misleading.

If you were wondering, you pronounce my screeen name the same way you would apathy. It just looks better.

Name: Which one? I have three

Age: Old enough. If you ask though, I'll just say I look really young for 92. Plastic surgery does wonders.

Status: Attending college. Trying to figure out how to get through this secondary birth canal with minimal damage to my person

Orientation: I've settled for asexual. Haven't met anyone who really does it for me.

Location: Seattle-esque. Somewhere close enough that I love coffee, but far enough away that I prefer very sweet tea.

Hobbies: Sarcasm, cyncism, reading, writing, and general storytelling.

Stuff You May or May Not Need to Know: I am a self-motivator. As you may have now guessed, I hardly ever self-motivate, though. I will get things out to you before I keel over, but, that may or may not be the case. If my stories are unfinished by then, well, come to my funereal. There will be cake and ice cream, and hopefully a interestingly shaped disco ball. I was thinking maybe the shape of aye-aye, without a doubt, that is my favorite bush baby. Also, I have a rabid sweet tooth and am currently enjoying chronic insomnia.

Miscellaneous: I'm not really preoccupied with anything. I am an extremely laid back person. If you were to ever meet me face to face, you may discover that I am completely random. It's just how I do things. When I took the state assesment in high school, I just picked random words out of the dictionary for the essay portion. It is not easy to write an essay about how old you wish you were and use words like 'hippodrone' and 'streptocaccos'.

Well, I basically stole this from Look-Right-Through-Me's profile. What can I say, I'm just that devious...

Brain Stuffing: These are just a few stories I'm thinking about writing. Not full summaries, but they explain the pairings. Tell me if you like any.

Relic or Schism (working title): Fandom-Naruto. Pairings SasuNaru, KakaIru. AU, Vamp fic. Possible Dark. Warnings are anything can happen.

Angels and demons could never live in the same world as humans. Using the energy of the union of two babies, Izanami the Demon Empress and Izanagi the Holy Seraphim were able to seperate the worlds into three. The Overworld, Surface World, and Underworld. As announced by the two Supreme Powers, two sects were granted passage to all three worlds in an effort to maintain order. So began the race of vampires and of lucifers.

Enchanted Waters: Fandom-Naruto. Pairings; SasuNaru, KakaIru. Same warning lables

Mer-people don't really exist, and the inhabitants of Nautilis are the living proof of that. Sure, they may look like your standard Mer-race, but they are actually just people who haven't lost touch with their magic. In order to maintain their society, each ruler must study amongst the surface-dwellers, and Naruto is in line for the throne.

Deep Magic: Fandom-Chronicles of Narnia. CaspianxPeter

Aslan alone knows the true meaning of the Deep Magic. The Pevensies must return to their own world when their time in Narnia is done, but fate has never been easy to follow.

Little Random Things

You are a Badass Uke!

Other uke admire you, some seme fear you. Despite your sometimes flaming appearance, you can even fool other people into thinking you are seme with your mischievous, manipulative attitude, but when push comes to shove, your true submissive nature emerges. It takes a seme with enough intensity to challenge you and keep you satisfied, and your perfect match, the Don't Fuck With Me Seme, knows that all that naughty teasing just means you want the punishment.

Most compatible with: Don't Fuck With Me Seme

Least compatible with: Sadistic Seme, Romantic Seme

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