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since: 02-05-07, id: 1214046, Profile Updated: 10-23-09
country: United States
Author has written 35 stories for Casper, Aliens/Predator, Naruto, Beauty and the Beast, Pokemon, Ninja Turtles, Invader Zim, Kung Fu Panda, My Life as a Teenage Robot, Ed, Edd n Eddy, Cartoon X-overs, Harry Potter, Neopets, Futurama, Freakazoid, Tiny Toon Adventures, Peter Pan, Coraline, Lion King, and Great Mouse Detective.

Never Coming Home

Hey, names Samantha Reed but, most call me Sam. If you want to know what I like I can tell you this now, anything stupid. If it's stupid then, I love it :) I truly do not want my stories to be just full of stupidity though, so I hope that's it not to foolish for you. And yes; I'm insane, so don't screw with me! OR I'M GONNA EAT YA!!

Umm... What else...

AH! Here, a list of pairings that I love...

Invader Zim

Gaz and Zim (Duh, who doesn't like two crazy, insane people together?)

Dib and Tak (Another thing about me, some people actually emailed me that they were suprised at the fact that I've never seen one show with Tak in it. Another thing, I also like reviews and emails, but who doesn't?!)

Mimi and Gir (I just love the couples that have a love/hate people in them!)

That's about it there...

GARGOYLES (MY FAVORITE SHOW!!)

Broadway and Angela (They're too nice for everybody else, and I believe Broadway worked freakin' hard for her, so let them be!)

Brooklyn and Lexington (I also like gay couples, I believe gay couples are great in stories, most of the time actually they have a PLOT... And Lexington's kinda just to cute around Brooklyn, so...)

Goliath and OC (I know, I know... 'What about Elisa Maza'? Dude, it's not that I don't like her, it's just most of the time the charrie's of other people are a lot better to be with Goliath then Miss Maza.)

Demona and Owen/Puck (Man, don't even ask, I was sittin' there, and this got stuck in my head!)

The Grim Adventure of Billy & Mandy

Mandy and Grim (Because, the both of them are so insane they need each other)

That's it there... /Blushes/

Grimm Fairy Tales

Red Riding Hood and Wolf (Like I said before, it just came up and... Yeah...)

Drake and Josh

(Duh...) Drake and Josh

Kung Fu Panda

Po and Tigress (Umm... Who doesn't? JOKING!)

Mantis and Viper /or/ Crane and Viper (Dude, don't even ask...)

Pokemon

Mewtwo and Gardevoir (Yeah, bite me, you useless fools.)

/or/

Mewtwo and Mew (I like Gardevoir more, so...)

Brock and Misty /in a certain way/ (DON'T EVEN ASK ABOUT THIS EITHER, DUDE! JUST DON'T!!)

Fullmetal Alchemist

Alphonse E. & Winry R (Cuz everyone needs loovvveee!)

And that's about it. So, email me, review me if you would like, and go read my Invader Zim story, cuz it needs it!

...Please...

~~~~Sense many of my friends on here have asked me to put more about myself. So, let me think of some more things...~~~

I used to play baseball and mostly any other sport, except basketball, because I'm rather short, 5'1 actually. Uh, what else... I do not date online, that is, I am not trying to offend anyone, rather strange. My favorite show would have to be a tie between 'Gargoyles' and 'CSI: Vegas', I believe I perfer Gargoyles over anything though. For all of you very NOSEY people out there, no, I am not a lesbian, nor am I straight though, I'm bisexual. I perfer anyone, I truly believe it does not matter what sort of organs you have, you can please me either way! ;) No, but seriously, it does not matter to me, I believe that if you have a heart of gold and a wonderful personailty, then you should just ignore what gender you are and... Just go for it!

1. I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
2. I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
3. I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
4. We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
5. I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
6. I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
7. I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
8. I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
9. We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
10. I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
11. I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised, the court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
12. I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
13. I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
14. I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
15. I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
16. I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
17. I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
18. I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
19. I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
20. I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...

You talk to yourself a lot.

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself.

When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else.

After uttering a profound peice of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs..."

You live off of sugar and caffine

You'll check your e-mail every day of the week one week, and then dissappear off the face of the earth the next.

You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.

You tend to collect Bic Stics off the ground like picking pennies off the ground.

No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.

The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.

Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.

People think you have A.D.D.

You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.

You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.

You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason

Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.

And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.

(copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions)

Sooooo...

That's it...

Yeah...

MAY THE FORCE BE WITH YOU, STILL!

0_o

Yeah...

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1. Through Blind Eyes »
It's been many years sense the turtles and Michelle, female Mikey, hatched the five eggs. Shredder comes back after all these years and takes Shadow and one of the turtle's children, what will happen? What does the want Shredder? Sorry bad at summary.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,518 - Published: 11-27-09
2. The Son Of My Enemy »
It's been years sense Basil and Dawson have seen Olivia, but what if one on certain night, they all meet again? They do, just not on good terms. Olivia is now a lovely detective and is chasing after a certain mouse called... Richard Ratigan! Bad summary.
Great Mouse Detective - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,003 - Published: 11-27-09
3. My Favorite Con Artist » reviews
Bad at summaries. When Eddy comes back to the Cul de Sac after being gone for three years, everything changes between the gang. With a school play going on, new friends, old friends coming back, what will happen between the Ed boys? Or Eddy and Double D?
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,369 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 11-21-09 - Published: 11-17-09
4. You Don’t Know How Much I Love You reviews
Sick and tired of the fact that Casper has been hiding in his room for the past four days, Stretch confronts his nephew, getting more than he expected to hear from the young ghost.
Casper - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,807 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10-26-09 - Complete
5. Who Are You Gonna Call? » reviews
When Kibosh only gives the Ghostly Trio one last chance, they send Casper off to Scare School for two years straight. What happens when Casper comes back and things change for the worst? Add the Ghostbusters, three females, and a death, things get scary
Casper - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,677 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 10-26-09 - Published: 10-23-09
6. A King’s And Future King’s Words reviews
When Kovu doesn't show up for his own celebration, Simba goes out looking for him past the Pride Lands. When he finds Kovu by himself and talking only to himself, Simba learns new things about Kovu and tries to help the young lion out with words.
Lion King - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,027 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10-23-09 - Kovu & Simba
7. Supergirl Would Even Be Jealous » reviews
Request for 'Bostitchfoxy'. Everyone always wondered about Freakzette, wanted to know who she was, and if her and Freakazoid would ever be more then companions in a theme song. Well; here's the story of Freakazette after she's saved by Freakazoid.
Freakazoid - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,184 - Reviews: 21 - Updated: 10-23-09 - Published: 4-11-09
8. Away From The Sun » reviews
Other Wybie has always wondered if anyone would save him from the Beldam's doing, and on one certain day, Coraline and the real Wybie come to save him. What will the future hold for them, though? For we all know, going through little doors is never good.
Coraline - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,281 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 10-23-09 - Published: 8-31-09
9. Behind Every Legandary Is A Trainer »
Years ago he had met a young trainer, a trainer on the run from Team Rocket, saving the child and his pokemon. Years later, Mewtwo needs saving, and that young trainer comes back, with the same Gardevoir and a few other pokemon.
Pokemon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,491 - Updated: 8-31-09 - Published: 8-9-09
10. The Tears Of The Lost Boys And Girl » reviews
Peter would never admit it, but he loved Jane, even after a year of her being gone. What if, by some fate of luck, she comes back to Neverland with Danny and Nana, needing a home and a family? Maybe even a love interest? Romance/angst/adventure/others
Peter Pan - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,532 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 8-9-09 - Published: 8-1-09
11. What Would I Do Without You » reviews
What would happen if Mikey wasn't a male, but female? What would happen if her brothers were arguing over her love, sense she's the only female? What's wrong with Master Splinter? What does the Shredder want? Read and find out! Romance/Angst/Action/More
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 16,987 - Reviews: 33 - Updated: 7-25-09 - Published: 2-25-09
12. Too Emotional » reviews
Doctor Sloth was going to see Fyora about the grand ball, he didn't expect that he would do more than that by just going back to Faerieland... Drama/Romance/Action/Others
Neopets - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,915 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 7-23-09 - Published: 3-7-09
13. Who Will You Believe » reviews
Gaz is gone, and everyone is blaming Zim for her being gone and now the alien is fighting for his life with questions. Who has Gaz? Why did they take her? And... Did he love her...? And while who will Gaz listen to, Zim or... Red? Romance/Angst/Drama/More
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,688 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 7-23-09 - Published: 5-27-08 - Zim & Gaz
14. The Wrath Of A Looney Duck » reviews
Request for Tammie. What happens when Plucky skips a day of school and Daffy catches him, when Fifi is flirting with boys and Pepe doesn't like it, when Babs wears a little less clothing then she should in front of Bugs? Drama/Angst/Family/Romance
Tiny Toon Adventures - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,336 - Reviews: 19 - Updated: 5-6-09 - Published: 4-11-09
15. The Girl I Stopped Stealing From reviews
Bender, in a strip club with a few others robots, including Calculon and the Robot Devil, tells the story of the time he stopped stealing from a certain girl... That girl being Leela, and why he didn't steal from her when he had the chance.
Futurama - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,349 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 4-7-09 - Bender R. & Leela, T. - Complete
16. I Will Not Chase The Boy reviews
The request I finally did, sorry 'BellexEdwardFan132451' for taking so long. Tenten knew she loved him, knew that she shouldn't, but she did anyway. What happens when the others leave them, leaving Tenten and Lee alone for they could train...?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,911 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4-7-09 - Tenten & Lee R. - Complete
17. 5 Years Over The Rainbow » reviews
Why is Sasuke an emo crier? When did Goliath and Barbie start dating? Why is Mewtwo crying in a bar? Why does it seem like something bad is going to happen at the hotel? Go inside and read about it, along with the list of characters inside! Go! Read it!
Cartoon X-overs - Rated: M - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,271 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 1-1-09 - Published: 9-6-08
18. What I Say And Truly Mean reviews
Indeed; another Hermione and Draco story! No matter what he does, even if he tries his best, Ron will always have his arms around Hermione. What happens when Draco catches Hermione and Ron kissing in the hallways at night...?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,456 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 10-18-08 - Draco M. & Hermione G. - Complete
19. Different Tears Upon The Same Book reviews
Draco Malfoy sees Hermione Granger crying the library late one night, and wants to see what's wrong... This isn't the kind of 'love story' you would think of... A request by GhostJCD3
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,631 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 10-11-08 - Draco M. & Hermione G. - Complete
20. Time Will Tell reviews
On a cold, rainy night, Cogsworth sits upon the ledge of the window, wishing that the curse would be over. Of course, he's not the only one who's in pain about this curse...
Beauty and the Beast - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,113 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-27-08 - Complete
21. Kung Fu Panda: Combat With Food » reviews
It has been a few weeks sense the battle with Tai Lung, and Po has a new mission just for Tigress while Shifu is gone for a few days. He wants too teach her how too... Cook? Idea for story by Kidgeki.
Kung Fu Panda - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,422 - Reviews: 61 - Updated: 7-27-08 - Published: 6-9-08 - Po & Tigress
22. You Don't Even Want Him reviews
This story is for Sonic345. XJ9 just can't believe that Sheldon left her there alone with Brad, and she left her too go with... Vexus? Why? And why does it seem like no one knows anything about Shedlon now? Action/Hurt and Comfort/And lets just say more
My Life as a Teenage Robot - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,046 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6-7-08
23. Kung Fu Panda: Take Or Hit Your Shot reviews
I just saw this movie, so I thought of this story. And yes, it's rather dorky. This takes place a few weeks after the battle with Tai Lung, and in the training room, Tigress and Po argue about the music. Yes, you know the couple. ; I said it was dorky.
Kung Fu Panda - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,380 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 6-6-08 - Po & Tigress - Complete
24. It Was Only Once
Yuppers, doing a story with... Neji! I think it's not going too be good but, whatever... Neji thinks about the one mission he took as a kind of a joke thing, and what cost Lee too lose the love of his life and a wonderful friend. The lover is my Char.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,918 - Published: 3-26-08 - Neji H. & Lee R. - Complete
25. Nightwatcher's Biggest Fan reviews
Being told too put the leather clothes away, Raphael thinks of his biggest fan, and realizes what he can do for that fan on this day. Turtle love, if you do not like it, do not read it.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,225 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 3-22-08 - Michelangelo & Raphael - Complete
26. If I Gave You The Truth reviews
After months of thinking things over, Mikey thinks he's sick in the head for loving his brother. While one turtle tries too help him out, the other turtle just pulls away. Turtles in love, both male, don't like it, don't read. It's kind of a poem thing
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,193 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 3-20-08 - Michelangelo & Raphael - Complete
27. Way It Had Too Be reviews
Mewtwo never realized how much he needed Mew, until she leaves for a reason she kept too herself. He finally realizes that he needs her, but is it too late? Songfic by the way, Mew and Mewtwo fic.
Pokemon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,155 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2-22-08 - Complete
28. Another Way Too Say Thanks reviews
It's just a Belle and the beast story, just a time in winter when they were in the garden, just having fun. Yes, this is also a 'song fic', trust me, I write better stories then the summary!
Beauty and the Beast - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,543 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1-5-08 - Complete
29. I'll Learn To Love Again
Yeah, being betrayed by your lover doesn't help out a lot in love, which is why Sally Homes is breaking. Of course though, Flames will always be there for her, no matter what. Not really romance, it's also a 'song fic story'.
Aliens/Predator - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,097 - Published: 12-30-07 - Complete
30. Not as planned reviews
Ino couldn't be even more happy about 'hangingout' with Chouji but, when she sees someone crying out for help that they don't want, Ino will have to make Chouji wait a bit longer.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,819 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12-22-07 - Ino Y. & Lee R. - Complete
31. Just a question, nothing more reviews
Yes, another Ino and Chouji story again! Okay so... Finally getting over Sasuke and letting Sakura say what she wants too, Ino has finally become a bit better. When a question comes up, Ino wonders about it. Yes, I put romance but, there is barley any.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,416 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 12-16-07 - Ino Y. & Chouji A. - Complete
32. Even Eneimes Need Human Names
Tunjan was his real name, and coming to Earth he had gotten the name 'Flames'. So, ever wonder how Flames had gotten his name? Well read it here! Warnings... violence and language not suitable for minors.
Aliens/Predator - Rated: T - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,518 - Published: 11-28-07 - Complete
33. Just Another Gallery Piece reviews
Yeah, it was a kiss from last night, a kiss that seemed a big deal to Chouji yet meant nothing too Ino. What does Chouji think when he sees Ino flirting with Sasuke, and how will he take it?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,264 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 11-27-07 - Chouji A. & Ino Y. - Complete
34. We Are More Then Teammates reviews
What happens when Chouji hears too much from Ino? What happens when Ino is filled with guilt and is in pain from her own words? What happens when some tears are cried and hearts are broken? Find out here!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,340 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11-25-07 - Ino Y. & Chouji A. - Complete
35. Not Always What They Seem » reviews
Thinking into her life, Sally Homes wonders why a Predator named Flames, his real name Tunjan, has accepted her into his life and why looks aren't everything in life.
Aliens/Predator - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,652 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11-25-07 - Complete
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