SORRY TO THOSE WHO WERE READING MY STORIES "I DREAM OF JONAS" AND "CHEETAH STRUT". SOMEONE RATTED ME OUT TO THE 'MAN' AND THEY HAVE BEEN REMOVED. I AM, HOWEVER, IN THE PROCESS OF GETTING MY OWN SITE. AS I AM SLOWLY GROWING TIRED OF FANFICTIONS LAWS AND CENSORSHIP I AM SWITCHING TO ANOTHER SITE. I WILL BE FINISHING BOTH OF MY CURRENT STORIES THOUGH, "GOD SAVE THE QUEEN" AND "EVERY ROSE" WILL BE FINISHED! DON'T FRET LOVELIES, THE MAN CANNOT KEEP ME DOWN!!
Hello all...
Name: Elaine
Age: old enough to drive but too young to drink (do the math lovelies)
Location: Turn around...
Specifics: I'm African-American, pretty tall, wih darkish hair (which is all real!!) Ghaaaaaa, I'm so sick of people thinking I have a weave or something. I'M NOT GHETTO, I was born in the richest state in the country for Christssake. Blah, anyways, I LOVE to write, it's really my passion. I have no idea what I would do without it. I am currently obsessed with the hottest actor alive, Ben Barnes (I like to call him Bin Bons b/c I know he'd be a sweetie!) Yeah, that's not creepy. Oh well, I'm a creeper and can't help it. I'm pretty much a punk or is it emo? Or is it skater? Not sure. My favorite place to shop is dollydagger, PacSun, Hot Topic, and Visusky.com. I also do Cosplay. If you have no idea what it is, Google it. Don't be a moron. I hate stupid people, almost as much as I hate ratty suitcases (Catcher in the Rye reference) I have one wonderful beagle puppy name Jack Bauer (yes just like on 24, which I adore) I like to read, as I almost do it all the times.
So... Wanna Get To Know Me?
Music: Switchfoot, Three Days Grace, My Chemical Romance, Avenged Sevenfold, Panic at the Disco, Daughtry, Evanescence, Flyleaf, AFI, Avril Lavigne, Simple Plan, Bowling for Soup, The Fray, H.I.M., System of a Down, Lifehouse, 3 Doors Down, Big and Rich, Rascal Flatts, Green Day, Linkin Park, Nickelback,Hellogoodbye, Fall Out Boy, Hinder, Jeremy Camp, David Crowder Band, Relient K,The Used, The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus, Tokio Hotel, Disturbed, Marylin Manson, Dashboard Confessional, Bryan Adams, Coldplay, Saliva, Seether, Taylor Swift, Tim McGraw, Carrie Underwood, Imogen Heap, Metro Station, Oren Lavie, Leona Lewis, All Time Low, Lifehouse, anything 80's, The Cure, Bow Wow Wow, Soundtracks to movies (best listened to in the dark)
Books: Twilight, New Moon, & Eclipse, The Chronicles of Narnia, Harry Potter, The House of Night series, Gossip Girl, The It Girl, Catcher in the Rye, Blood and Chocolate, Inheritance series, Vampire Chronicals, Gossip Girl, The Gemma Doyle series, The Luxe, Child of a Dead God, Series of Unfortunate Events, Inuyasha, Helsing, Wolf's Rain... anything else I can't remember
Movies: PRINCE CASPIAN!!, National Treasure, Eragon, Indiana Jones, Four Brothers, Friday Night Lights, Jackass Movies, Sweeney Todd, POTC, LOTR, Kung Fu Panda, Anything Jack Black, Mean Girls, Spiderman, X-Men, Bigga than Ben
T.V.: Moonlight, Law & Order SVU, Kyle XY, CSI, Gossip Girl, Lost, Ugly Betty, Foster's Home, Spongebob, anything VH1 or MTV, Jackass, Wild Boyz
Quotes That I Love:
"Rose is unhappy...What to do?
Bastardo!" -Titanic
"Best not let the serfs see this...Lest they learn how to read. Whatcha got there Ma'Lord? Nothing...Back to your turnips!!" -Family Guy
"For Aslan!"- Random talking bear
"Good Morning. Today's Wednesday, March 22nd with a B Thursday Specialty Time. A faculty meeting will be held after school and DDT will meet at specialty time. Now here's Merrie Goodlander with the prayer."- Jane Jackson
Okay, Squidward, remember your karma.
"God, why do you wear rainbow suspenders? Well, I could tell you, but I'd rather show you through interpretive dance!"- Family Guy
"Imhotep!"-The Mummy
"We found him! We found him!
In that case, you can wax my legs, shave my head, and use me as a surfboard." -The Mummy 2
Fr. Aiken: Let us come together as we eat your body, and drink your blood.
"To the stocks." -King Louis XV
"Hahahaha...Kristin here it comes." -Kristin's Dad
"You can be the godmother of Gondola. Steph can be the godmother of Korea." -BK
"Didn't anyone tell you this was an all White party! Somebody get this jigaboo away from me!" - Latrel Spencer
"I think I'd be Mr. Teacup." -William Moseley
Camera guy: Whatcha doin?
Ryan Dunn: Ridin Bikes :
Hi I'm Johnny Knoxville, welcome to jackass.
Hi I'm Bam Margera and I feel like kickin' my dad's ass all day today.
"I'm the veter. I'm the crafty veter!" -Johnny Knoxville
"The cat's out of the bag Mr. Turner!" -Davey Jones
"Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii Kyle!!
Hi Kyle, would you like a cupcake and a glass of wine?
Boys, boys. Now we can settle this like reasonable and sexy young teenagers. Whoever swallows the most Tylenol PM wins!" -Herbert
"Crazy old Maurice..." -Gaston
"What is it deputy?
Weeeee Oooooh!!
The maniac's IN THE MAILBOX!!
Okay son, stay indoors. And take that cone offa your head.
Poor rookie..."- Spongebob and Patrick
"Excuse me, sir...Oh I'm sorry."- Me
"Buddy the elf, what's your favorite color?!
I'm sorry I ruined your lives and crammed eleven cookies into the VCR.
I'm just a cottonheaded ninnymuggins :" -Buddy the Elf
"You bastard! Look what you did to my door!
Oh, I'm sorry. I'll fix that right away."-Anthony Kiedis
"Hey there Brian. B-a-roni. You ever just let your balls hang out B-Ry?"-Stewie
"Oh no! Was that Crazy Stairs?!" -Stewie
"Awwww Yo Momma Fight!"-Darth Vader
"Uh, yeah this is Flaco.
My dad's the chief of police back in New Orleans and he has an entire search party out looking for me. And by the way, I'm 14."-Anthony Kiedis
"Hot damn!"-JT
Ships:
Susan/Caspian
Peter/Caspian (I ship them so hard it should be a God-damn crime)
Eragon/Arya
Murtagh/Nasuada
Murtagh/Eragon
Chuck/Blair
Blair/Nate
Serena/Nate
Jenny/Nate
Vanessa/Nate
Sawyer/Kate
Beth/Mick
Beth/Josef
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I'm INTO THEATRE & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I’m a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude
I'm BI, so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I’m WICCAN, so I MUST be a devil-worshipping baby killer.
I’m A GOOD LIAR, so I MUST be an actor/actress
I’m a BLACK BELT, so I MUST always want to kick someone’s ass
I’m a FEMALE BLACK BELT, so I MUST be a lesbian
I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant
I’m FRENCH, so I MUST be homosexual
I’m a BOHEMIAN, so I MUST be a lazy drug addict
I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian
I’m a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie
I’m INTO JIMI HENDRIX, so I MUST be on drugs
I’m a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST love math
I'm BLACK, so I MUST be on welfare
I'm PUNK, so I MUST cut my wrists
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a concieted snob
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist
I'm IRISH, so I MUST be a alcoholic
I'm BLOND, so I MUST be a stupid ditz
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore
I'm a JEW, so I MUST be greedy
I'm a TOMBOY, so I MUST be a lesbian
I'm ITALIAN, so I MUST eat spaghetti and meatballs everyday
I'm an OUTCAST, so I MUST be a jealous loser
I'm a GIRL, so I MUST be obsessed with boys and gossip
I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be frigid
I'm SHY, so I MUST NOT have any friends
I have a lot of GUY friends so I MUST be dating them all
~STOP STSEREOTYPES! IF YOU HATE STEREOTPYES AND WANT THEM TO STOP, COPY THIS LIST INTO YOUR PROFILE AND ADD ANY MORE STEREOTYPES YOU'VE HEARD.
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If you would sell your immortal soul to visit Narnia copy this on your profie
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile
If you're a proud stalker and obsessed love-struck fan-girl of Jacob Black, copy this into your profile.
If when you have a child, you'd consider naming them Edward,Bella,Alice,or any other twilight names, copy this into your profile.
If you truly believe, there is an Edward Cullen somewhere for you (Doesn't mean his name has to be Edward Cullen), copy this into your profile.
You know your addiction to Twilight is getting dangerous when you've added "Volterra" to your computer's dictionary. If you have done just that, copy this into your profile.
If you hate fuckin preps, copy this into your profile.
If you are obsessed with fanfiction and/or fictionpress, copy this into your profile.
If you are the most fangirlish fangirl there is when it comes to that gorgeous British actor William Moseley, copy this into your profile.
If you're a fast runner...copy and paste this onto your profile.If your skin is almost always cold...copy and paste this onto your profile.
If people mistake you for a vampire (cough cough or you are one cough cough)...copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.
If you think Jasper is the sexiest Cullen copy this to your profile
If you've ever considered letting Caspian and Peter tag team you post this on your profile (c'mon I know you have)
If you LOVE Ben Barnes copy this in your profile
If you think Edmund is a B.A.M.F. (bad ass mother fucker) copy this into your profile
If you were a true Jonas Brothers fan before the episode "Me and Mr.Jonas and Mr.Jonas and Mr.Jonas" aired, copy and paste this into your profile.
Hello Beautiful,
It's 7:05, here in Australia, so please Hold On while I explain to you what happens When You Look Me In The Eyes. In Year 3000, you would be What I Go To School For and I'd always say Nick J Is Off The Chain because That's Just The Way We Roll. Now I'd Appreciate it if you Don't Tell Anyone, but I've got this Crazy Kind Of Crush On You, You Just Don't Know It. I wish I could trade places with Mandy just for 6 Minutes because I know we would be Inseperable, and then I could just Move On like the Games they play in Hollywood. But deep down I'm Still In Love With You. I dont wanna be Just Friends. I know I may be the Underdogin this situation, but I Am What I Am! I've been sending out S.O.S's hoping you'd help out some Poor Unforutnate Souls because I Wanna Be Like You. Now I know we're talking about the Kids Of The Future and it seems like it just may be Eternity before "Oh Jonas Brothers, Please Be Mine", but we can always take One Day At A Time. Now it is Time For Me To Fly, so Goodnight and Goodbye!
Put this on your page if you LOVE the Jonas Brothers!
Funny Jonas Quotes:
Kevin: What's up everybody? I'm Kevin. Nick: What's up guys? I'm Nick. Joe: Hey guys. I'm Enrique Iglesias. Nick: No, you're Joe. Joe: I am Enrique Iglesias (with accent).
Joe: Have a Merry Christmas, a Happy Hanukah, Kwanzaa, Quaziggyziggyzam
Joe: I went to the year 3000!--Nick: Yo, that's illogical, I can't have it.
Garbo: Was I alive in the year 3000?--Joe: Well, He was alive...but you were definitely dead.
Joe: Yo ma name is DJ Danger. They say it's dangerous to open umbrellas inside, but I AM DANGEROUS!
Joe: I'm sporting a neck pillow--Nick: Neck pillow.
Joe: CORN POPS BOI!--Nick: Corn Pops
Joe: Watch me do a flip!...Oh crap!
Joe: Look at Nick, he's a stud muffin.
Interviewer: What is your favorite store to shop at?--Nick: I don't shop.--Kevin: The Salvation Army...No, I'm just
kidding.--Joe: Limited Too.
Interviewer: What is your favorite restaurant?--Joe: Limited Too.
Fan Question: What is your favorite animal?--Joe: Barney...if thats an animal.
Joe: Mereal and Cilk
Joe: Hi I'm Kevin Jonas and I'd like to sell you a car!
Joe: What are you making Mommy?
Kevin: Hi guys, we're here, making another video for you because you're awesome and-- Joe: Wheee!! I'm a ghost...
Nick: ...so please, please, vote for us, guys, we love you.-- Kevin: And maybe if you vote for us we'll carry on...burnin' up the charts!!-- Joe: YEAH!-- Nick: Kevin, you're not funny.
Joe: My secret is...I am an actually an alien from the planet Zee51608.-- Nick: You are such a freak.
Kevin: ...time! As in...time!-- Joe: As in sync with...life.--Kevin: Time!
Nick: Okay, thanks guys, we love you!-- Joe: Okay, thanks guys, bye!!-- Kevin: See ya later, guys!! Joe: How do you turn this thing off?
Nick: Look, you can do this...and this...-- Joe: Ooh!--Kevin: Nice. Hang on...wait a sec...are we on LIVE??
Joe: You know what always gets sore throats gone?--Girl: No, what?--Joe: Eat a bowl of sugar.--Girl: A bowl of sugar?--Joe: Pour water on it, and just drink it. My mom tried it with me once.--Kevin: And then he turned out the way he is, so I don’t know if you really wanna do that.
Nick: Joe took me under his arm like the hero that he is. Joe saved my life, so I owe him.
Kevin: My name is Mufasa, I'm the King of the land. I'll come smack you with the back of my hand.
Nick: (About Kevin's obsession with Starbucks) We were in a mall one time and it was on the other side of the mall, and he goes, "I can smell Starbucks," and just starts running to it.
Joe: Live like you are at the bottom even if you are at the top.
Kevin: I watched Gilligan’s Island and Jurassic Park on the same day. And that night, I had a dream about a T-Rex eating Gilligan. I must’ve eaten bad food or something.
Nick: I'll be standing at our Meet and Greets playing the air drums, and it actually makes sense in my head what I'm playing. But to everyone else, it just looks like I'm flinging my arms and spazzing out.
Joe: (Saying to Nick at a concert) You know what? You're a little rockstar, ya know that?. I'm proud to be your brother.
Kevin: (Hannah Montana: Me and Mr.Jonas...) I can't hear you. My ears are full of melted brain.
Nick: (Hannah Montana: Me and Mr.Jonas...) You're like a legend dude, uh sir, sir dude.
Joe: Kevin has a Starbucks radar in his head. We'll be on the road, and he'll be like, 'Two miles, Starbucks.' He can smell it... and every time he's right.
Kevin: Hold on, Joe. Let everyone get their cameras and stuff, since you know this is going on YouTube.
Nick: (Hannah Montana: Me and Mr.Jonas...) You? I shared my nachos with that guy!
Joe: I wanna record a song with Michael Jackson, but I want a wall between us.
Joe: Hey, Kevin, what are you doing in there?"--Kevin: "Oh, you know... stuff."--Joe: "Awkward."
Joe: I'm gonna run in traffic...(runs into the street)...There's no cars in Oklahoma!
For all those assholes who hate the Jonas Brothers...
I'M SORRY
that you think the Jonas Brothers are gay
and only because they don’t talk about hooking
up with girls in their music.
I'M SORRY
that you think they are pansies,
and only because they aren't cussing
at us through their music.
I'M SORRY
that you joke at me for being in love with them
and only because you don’t know them,
and haven't given them a chance.
I'M SORRY
That they call girls beautiful instead of sexy,
so you think that they are wussies
and only because you don’t have the guts to
call us beautiful instead, too.
I'M SORRY
That you think their music sucks
and only because they aren’t talking about
getting drunk or high.
And most of all
I'M SORRY
that you haven't even given them a chance.
You haven't even listened to their music.
And you haven't even thought about the fact that girls
LOVE when guys act like the Jonas Brothers do,
Ya know? Kind, Polite and Like Gentleman.
Dedicated to my Favorite Jonas Brother:
K--K -- Put
E--E -- This
v--V -- On
I--I -- Your
N--N-- Page
K-K -- If
E--E --You
V-- V -- LOVE
I --I -- Kevin
N--N -- Jonas_Kevin
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!ROCK ON KEVIN ROCK ON!
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. + Jonas + .. +Brothers+ . + ., RULE.
~ Copy And Paste This In Your Channel If You Support The Jonas Brothers ~ ... ... ... ... ... ...
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YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...
You talk to yourself a lot. (e.g. HMMMMM...I wonder what would happen if me and my overly-hyper friends got into Twilight? This resulted in 'Random Ramblings'!)
You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?')
When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someone's liver?')
After uttering a profound peice of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs..."
You live off of sugar and caffine (the two greatest things ever discovered!)
You'll check your e-mail every day of the week one week, and then dissappear off the face of the earth the next.
You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.
You tend to collect Bic Stics off the ground like picking pennies off the ground.
No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.
The letters on your keyboard are wearing off. (once a key actually fell off!)
Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.
People think you have A.D.D.
You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.
You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.
You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason
Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.
And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.
(copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions)
Completed Stories:
Lying is the Most Fun a Girl Can Have:
My OC: Her name is Karina and she's a real sweetheart, I should know, I'm her. I wanted her to look kinda like this...
http://www.deevazquez.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/.pond/karinacdsingle.jpg.w300h301.jpg
her shoes look like this... http://images.channeladvisor.com/Sell/SSProfiles/12058603/images/24/4165457.JPG
Boy did I have fun picking those out...
FYI (in case you're a visual person like myself) here are Karina's weapons
http://www.thecollectorsedge.com/images/CE-2069S-Large.jpg These are bitchin'
http://www.thecollectorsedge.com/images/CE-V002-Large.jpg The sword from Ultraviolet seemed to fit her
Story in the Works:
God Save the Queen:
The sequel to "Lying is the Most Fun"
This is someone I had in mind to play Freya: http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y118/RedTearDr0ps/KerliFrameBanner.jpg
Her weapons:
The staff (which I stole from Gandalf): http://hoopmanshikinggearsupplies.com/library/WalkingStaffLOTRWhiteGandalfStaff.jpg
The Katana: http://bored-space.com/Pics/Katana/katana002.jpg
Every Rose Has Its Thorns:
The Dark Knight told from Robin's point of view. If Robin was a teenage girl in love with Bruce Wayne/Batman! Her name is Mitchie Davenport and she's a pretty sweet girl: http://www.imdb.com/media/rm1071355648/nm2086223
Robin's Costume, except with crimson trim and batlogo and shorter cape: http://yepyep.gibbs12.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/alicia00.jpg
http://www.halloweenexpress.com/images/AC296.jpg
This is the Redbird, Mitchie's motercycle. It's like the one from the movie, except its got crimson stripes on it. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Batpod.jpg
I, Mystery, do solemnly swear to review all the fics I read,
Regardless of the number of reviews, it's age, or anything else.
I have joined the Review Revolution.
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