| KuronoMizu |
Author has written 8 stories for Bleach, High School Debut, Scrapped Princess, D.Gray-Man, and Baccano!. There's really not that much to say about me (at least, not for now)--I'm a raving Bleachoholic with, of course, a passion for many other anime/manga in various genres. As you can see... http://myanimelist.net/profile/KuronoMizu If you've written a great fic (really touching, frickin' hilarious, etc.) in a category of something I know/like, I'm pretty likely to read it or to have read it already. It can be hard to find good fics, & I squee with joy when I find one. Which brings us to my fics... My first official fanfic was started in February of 2007, a fic involving a shortcake that was inspired by Byakuya's birthday near that time. It's still not finished, though, 'cause I knew things were heading in a smutty direction and my still-innocent brain was unable to process past that point . Who knows; maybe someday... But I've posted it unfinished, and any submissions for said smutty ending--by other people--would be highly appreciated & credit will be given. Also, some favorite non-cracky pairings in Bleach: Next are the crackpairings Other pairings! (And favorite charas) (you can tell I don't often go for the most popular "main" pairs XD) I'm not a new writer per se, but I haven't written many stories in the world of fanfiction, so don't be too rough on me. :) Although I do appreciate constructive criticism. (keyword: constructive.) So, hope that helped, and happy reading! Remember kids, in Soviet Russia, fanfic writes you! ~KuronoMizu P.S. If anyone wishes, I can take requests--just PM me or say it in a review! If it's something I have absolutely no desire to write, I'd let you know, but I'm willing to try just about anything! Unless it's from a fandom I don't know very well. And now for the rawrr-at-stereotypes thingy! (Note: Jewish by heritage, but has no beliefs) I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists. I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun. I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz. I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed. I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat. I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy. I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy. I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS. I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex tape. I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist. I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch. I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat. I'm ATHEIST, so I MUST hate the world. I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals. I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people. I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible. I'm LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay. I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash. I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy. I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants. I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem. I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenience store. I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage. I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore... I'm a DANCER, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore. I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut. I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs. I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo. I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend. I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars. I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy. I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore. I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut. I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals. I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big DICK. I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST! I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin. I HAVE STRAIGHT A's, so I MUST have no social life. I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention. I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention. I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual. I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist. I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all. I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay. I have BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe. I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer. I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser. I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll. I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi. I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO. I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT. I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited. I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13. I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy. I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy. I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas. I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction. I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be a prude. I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent. I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy. I'm BLACK, so I MUST love fried chicken and Kool-Aid. I'm BI, so I MUST think every girl I see is hot. I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat. I'm SINGLE, so I MUST be ugly. I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7. I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals. I'm MIXED so I must be fucked up. I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist. I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork. I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA. I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect. I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black. I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil. I Love SHOPPING so I must be rich. I'm an OG so I must be Mexican Put this on your profile if you want. | |||||||
1. on the existence of Pie reviewsA drabble in which two lovably stupid partners-in-crime get all philosophical. Or at least they think they do. A touch of IsaacMiriaBaccano! - Rated: K - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 557 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 8-1-09 - Isaac D. & Miria H. - Complete2. Sin So Sweetly » reviewsA lonely high school girl. The charming new teacher-in-training. Some kind of beautiful train wreck is on this term's schedule. AU KaiRuki. Chapter 9 is up.Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,064 - Reviews: 89 - Updated: 8-1-09 - Published: 4-9-08 - Rukia K. & Kaien S.3. The Art of Denial reviewsReever decides to nudge Komui out of the closet...one baby step at a time. Although posing awkward questions to one's boss might not be the greatest idea. Crackfic, implied KomuiBakD.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 602 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12-14-08 - Komui & Reever - Complete4. make believe reviewsFulle ponders their time together. Meanwhile, Pacifica has not forgotten her past; she’s merely forsaken it. Feigning amnesia is harder than it seems. Slight FullePacificaScrapped Princess - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 489 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12-7-08 - Complete5. In Love and War reviewsSometimes it's not easy pretending to be the nice guy. Asaoka wonders why she couldn't have been his...with the best possible intentions, of course. One-way Asaoka/Haruna.High School Debut - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 704 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 11-3-08 - Complete6. From Seireitei to Hueco Mundo: Drabbles » reviewsA series of various Bleach drabbles, a.k.a. fics under 1000 words, that will probably grow as more ideas pop into my head. Rated T for future fics. Warnings: occasional SLIGHT yaoi hints/language. 4TH DRABBLE UP: Flowers, Chocolates & MishapsBleach - Rated: T - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,872 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 4-11-08 - Published: 12-10-077. Renji and Byakuya and the Strawberry Shortcake » reviewsIt's Byakuya's birthday, and Renji shows up at the Kuchiki estate to...make him a celebratory shortcake? Then chemistry happens, tensions break and...well, you must read to find out. Warning: RenByaku shonen-ai, & yaoi will follow. Incomplete as of yet.Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,215 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 2-1-08 - Byakuya K. & Renji A.8. The Grand Hueco Mundo Makeover Day » reviewsThings in Hueco Mundo are getting a little dull. What better way for Aizen to amuse himself than to go around on a style checkup of his dear underlings…? But not everything’s bound to go as intended…Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,059 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 12-9-07 - Aizen S.