Yo. I'm Out-Of-Control-Authoress, as I'm sure you're well aware. I'm a hopeful novelist who writes on Fanfiction because I'm an anime fan through and through, and that's how I get my kicks. X3 I have nothing better to do, and I have no life, because I'm a reclusive mess. (I'm kidding, by the way.) Anywhoo, enjoy my stuff. If you don't enjoy my stuff, then why in the world are you on my profile page? Jeez, what's wrong with you?

But if you ARE here to enjoy my stuff and/or see if I'm actually planning to update said fics, then have fun scrolling down and giving yourself carpal tunnel. (Once again, I'm kidding. In case you haven't figured it out, most of my conversation flows around bad jokes and sarcasm.)

I also write on FictionPress, so if you want to check out some of my original stuff, here's the link to my profile (I function under the same Pen Name) http://www.fictionpress.com/u/572741/Out-Of-Control-Authoress

Favourite Books: Harry Potter Series (J.K. Rowling), Twilight Series (Stephenie Meyer), the DaVinci Code (Dan Brown), Angels & Demons (Dan Brown), Deception Point (Dan Brown), The Footprints of God (Greg Iles), A Great and Terrible Beauty (Libba Bray), Rebel Angels (Libba Bray), The Host (Stephenie Meyer), The Uglies (Scott Westerfield), The Inheritance Cycle (Christopher Paolini) (there are more, but I can't think of them at the moment. My apologies.) I recommend all of these books!

Favourite Manga/Anime (in order from top favourite to least favourite): Yu Yu Hakusho, Yu-Gi-Oh, Majin Tantei Nougami Neuro, Code Geass, Ouran High School Host Club, Vampire Knight, DN Angel, Monochrome Factor, Fullmetal Alchemist (and Brotherhood), Black Cat, Inuyasha, Shugo Chara, Junjou Romantica, Princess Tutu, Naruto, Tokyo Mew Mew.

Favourite Movies: Angels & Demons, The DaVinci Code, TWILIGHT, Harry Potter Movies, Spider-Man (1, 2, and 3), The Invisible, Fullmetal Alchemist: Conqueror of Shamballa, 30 Days of Night, Zorro (1 & 2).

Favourite Colours: Red...or pretty much any random neon colour that hurts one's eyes.

If you're looking for previews, update progress, etc. on my current fics, here's the link to my Livejournal account: http://crazy-authoress.livejournal.com/

~ Fic Statuses ~ (mm/dd/yy)

The Point of Perception (Updated 12/03/09)
Chapters: 1
Status: In-Progress
Notes: The long-awaited (and painfully procrastinated upon) rewrite of Welcome to Hell. Note that I haven't deleted that old piece of #@ yet...well, that's because I'll delete it once this fic has reached the old one's point (average 9 chapters, or that same point in the plot, depending on how long I drag this one out) :) Enjoy!

Welcome to Hell (Updated 12/05/08)
Chapters: 9
Status: TO BE DELETED SOON
Notes: I'm very sorry to those who were reading this fic...but there are so many plot holes and issues with it that I can barely get myself to edit the uploaded chapters anymore, let alone update. I'm afraid that this fic is on a train to deletion, and will only remain up until a rewrite/replacement is posted.

No Strings Attached (Updated 08/28/09)
Chapters: 18
Status: On a short, unwated Hiatus. See note.
Notes: ALERT Things really aren't looking good for my crappy, dusty old computer, people. I know it's been a ridiculous wait already, but I'm going to have to beg you to be patient. I'm hoping to have the data recovered from the computer by Christmas, at the latest. Updates on whether or not that's possible will ABSOLUTELY be posted here. (cries)

Insert Witty Banter Here (Updates at random)
Chapters: 2
Status: One-Shots
Notes: As is written in the above statistics, this fic is a series of one shots. They will not have an remotely consistent update rate, nor will I have a 'status' on chapters. I don't know how many I'll write. The genres vary, the characters vary, everything is different and unique to its own specific 'chapter'. Nothing, unless indicated in the title/note at the beginning, is related within.

~ Coming Soon ~

(Otherwise referred to as things she shall procrastinate over as opposed to actually getting around to doing.)

Warning: The following coming-soon fic is a sequel to a current fic still in-progress. Should you not want a certain part of the plot ruined for you, I'd suggest strongly against reading this. This is a spoiler-alert. You've been warned.
Blood-Bound - The result of the attack on Malfoy Mansion was disastrous. The DA against Voldemort has fallen into chaos, rendering the rebellious students helpless. Almost. A Chosen One runs, seeking to end Voldemort for good. The survivors of the attack must find him, or doom the modern magical world to a hellish, shadowy end. YGOxHP
Genre: Adventure/Suspense
Pairings: None
Notes: This is the possible, currently-being-considered sequel to No Strings Attached. I know that the summary is a bit of a spoiler, but I'm sure you're all going to live with it.
Progress: N/A

Nexus (Flash Point) - Returning from the dead was the last thing either the Tomb Robber or the Pharaoh expected to happen. Returning from the dead into a post-Apocalyptic world was even more unbelievable. Having to work together to save the battered remains of their world, however, was completely unfathomable.
Genre: Action
Parings: BakuraxRyou YamixYugi
Progress: Writing Chapter 1.

Games - "The prophecy would remain a whisper upon the wind, untouched and unseen for nearly a century. Eventually the whisper was lost, and with it, the warning." Kagome Higurashi, seventeen, didn't know what she'd gotten into when her vacation turned into a supernatural, psychopathic game of cat-and-mouse.
Genre: Horror
Parings: KagomexInuyasha, SangoxMiroku
Progress: N/A

Twisted Raptures of the Heart - Botan never gave it a thought. Sacrificing her freedom for her best friend, Koenma, was a noble thing to do. She hadn't prepared herself for the consequences, however, and juggling an entire castle full of crazy demons and a bi-polar fox prince had not been on her to do list.
Genre: Romance (Yu Yu Hakusho x Beauty and the Beast Crossover!)
Parings: BotanxKurama, minor YusukexKeiko
Progress: N/A

When You're Bored - So maybe I blew up my living room, and destroyed our front lawn when I got a little carried away with my own personal fireworks display. Long story short, mother dearest carted me off to Cross Academy, a school full of screaming fan girls, emotionally defective prefects, and a dark, ancient secret. Lovely.
Genre: Humor/Romance
Pairings: ZeroxOC
Progress: N/A

D.E.A.T.H. - "All over Japan, the death count has been rising to hit almost a thousand. Autopsy reports claim that no cause of death can be found on any of the bodies. It's like these people are soulless..." Something is coming to Domino City, and it's not friendly.
Genre: Horror/Action/Adventure
Pairings: None
Progress: N/A

Hear No Evil - Ryou Bakura was deaf. He'd been deaf since that accident when he was three, the one that he couldn't remember and his father wouldn't talk about. However, some secrets can't stay unheard forever, and things begin to spiral out of control when a chilling message arrives at Ryou's doorstep.
Genre: Horror/Suspense
Pairings: Minor mentions of MalikxAnzu
Progress: N/A

~ Quotes... ~

I swear to drunk that I'm not God! - Anonymous

You've got two legs and a heartbeat, what's stoppin' you? - Inuyasha from Inuyasha

I've heard similar threats from way stronger guys whose memories I keep alive by dancing on their tombstones! - Inuyasha from Inuyasha

When life gives you lemons, squirt life in the eye and run like hell. - Anonymous

Believe it! - Naruto from Naruto

Sit boy! - Kagome from Inuyasha

A...jar of dirt? - Jack Sparrow from Pirates of the Caribbean

Who're you callin' small? I'll rip off your feet and stick em' on your head! -Edward Elric from Fullmetal Alchemist

We're sinking, we're sinking, we're sinking...Faster Al! Ah! Gimme your head! - Edward Elric from Fullmetal Alchemist: Conqueror of Shamballa

Whoever said nothing was impossible never tried slamming a revolving door. - Anonymous

Specify that your drive-thru order is 'to go', it confuses people. - Anonymous

When there's a will, there's five hundred relatives. Anonymous

Never take life seriously, nobody gets out alive anyways. - Anonymous

When they put 'unknown' at the end of a quote, chances are they can't spell anonymous. - Anonymous

Birdie, birdie, in the sky, why'd you do that in my eye? Tastes like sugar, looks like sap, OMG it's birdie crap! - Anonymous

The voices in my head think you have mental problems. - Anonymous

He who laughs last didn't get the joke. - Anonymous

I swear to ass I'm going to kick your God... - Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged by Lanipator

Friendship is like peeing on yourself, everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings. - Anonymous

Behind every successful man is a surprised woman. - Anonymous

Clearly you have two very different opinions of the same bitch. - My Friend (It was said out of the blue in an English class. You can tell we're hard workers, eh?)

~ An' All that Jazz and Announcement-like Crap ~

December 3rd 2009 - Well, I'm ashamed to say that I've been successfully inactive since...well...August. Which is both slap-worthy and naughty of me. (slaps myself) There. Slightly better. (Laughs) I've started posting the revamped Welcome to Hell retitled as The Point of Perception. Check it out, if you liked the first one (which shall soon be deleted. See notes on both stories for stuff about that.)