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Author has written 1 story for Harry Potter. hello people welcome to my profile, i really have no idea what you are doing here but hey it's your time. Name: I decided no one needs to know Last Name: you need to know because? Age: 13 i absolutely abhor shopping. gasp a girl hate shopping? what has the world come to? and no i am not crazy and don't deserve to be in a mental institution...i think... Favorite Books: the Harry Potter series, Twilight, Blue Bloods, Pride and Prejudice, Maximum Ride, there's more but those are my absolute favorite Favorite Authors: J.K. Rowling, Stephenie Meyer, Melissa De La Cruz, James Patterson, and of course Jane Austen Favorite Show: GILMORE GIRLS!! that is all i have to say Hobbies: reading, playing tennis, yaddy yadda yadda ya Music: Lostprophets, Panic! At the Disco, My Chemical Romance, Nickelback, Cute is What We Aim For, Hellogoodbye, and the song "Canadian Idiot", Relient K, Yellowcard, Switchfoot, Linkin Park, Evanescence, Fall Out Boy, Jimmy Eat World, Rise Against, We the Kings, Quietdrive, The Used, The Eagles, the Hush Sound, and many, many others. Harry Potter: Harry and Ginny Ron and Hermione Lily and James Remus and Tonks i will do the occasional Tonks and Charlie oh and for Gred and Forge...let's just say mer and i have PLANS... the ships i hate/dislike with a passion Harry and Hermione, how many times do i have to say it? that is just gross!!! i mean come on people!!! Fred and George...i have nothing to say shakes head Snape and Hermione, excuse me while i go gag in the corner Malfoy and Hermione who came up with this?? i mean seriously??? they detest each other! that is gross k?? Snape and Harry...don't even go there ok? that is nasty Sirius and Lupin...ok i am speechless again... Ginny/Draco...don't make me laugh, mer loves them, but they make me gag repulsively basically any slashes disgust me, not because i am against gays, i just don't think anyone in HP is actually gay except Dumbly oh and Won Won and Lav Lav i really don't get what he sees in her! I love fics where sirius is still alive! so if u know any good ones let me know For Gimore Girls: Rory/Jess Lorelai/Luke other random quotes: "A friend wipes your tears after you get rejected by a crush, but a best friend goes up to the boy and says, "it's because your gay isn't it?" A friend gives you their umbrella in the rain, a best friend grabs yours and says, "RUN BITCH RUN!" A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws. "The nice part about being a pessimist is that you are constantly being either proven right or pleasantly surprised." ~Elbert Hubbard. "Oy, with the poodles already!" ~Lor and Rory “See, we are at the cool table. I'm telling you, if she throws up you're golden." ~Lorelie "You're much too cheeky today charles!" --don't remember, someone's story i think... WHY HALLOWEEN IS BETTER THAN SEX: 10. You're guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack. 9. If you get tired, wait 10 minutes and go at it again. 8. The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some. 7. You don't have to compliment the person who gave you candy. 6. The person you're with doesn't fantasize you're someone else. 5. If you get a stomacheache, it won't last 9 months. 4. If you wear your Batman mask, no one thinks you're kinky. 3. It doesn't matter if kids hear you moaning and groaning. 2. You have less guilt the next morning. 1. IF YOU DON'T GET WHAT YOU WANT, YOU CAN ALWAYS GO NEXT DOOR! haha that made me smirk really bad If you need to contact me, email me at neha@national-imaging.com flames make me laugh, so send them if you want but i don't give two shits uh..i will add more later... ok, that's all for now, i know stupid page but that's what you get for wasting your time! ~Cassi | |||||
1. The Hero's Dagger reviewsthis something i wrote for school with my favorite pair in mind, i spent a lot of time on it and hope you like it! poem h/g REVIEW! pleaseHarry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 201 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1-20-08 - Harry P. & Ginny W. - Complete