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MY SONG~! (Add onto your profile if you hate KarinSasuke!): WOOT~ SASUSAKU FANS SPREAD!!
Karin (FROM NARUTO) is A Bitch:

Hey SASUSAKU fans~!
Heya Kimi-chan!
You wanna go for a ride?
Where?
You can’t we’re ninja so run on your own~
xDD~!

Karin is a slutty witch,
She is just a bitch.
I really hate her,
Who the hell would date her?

She's such an ass,
The girl that boys "harass".
Sasuke’s like whatever,
He really really hates her.

Karin is such a bitch and I wanna scratch her eyes out!
OOH~! xDD~!

Saku's dreamed about him,
As best friends forever.
That Sasuke would stay,
And they’d live together.

But Karin is a slut,
With that shitty fatass butt.
And can’t keep herself from the Uchiha…

EWW!

Like I said…it’s freaky…
Damn the fucking slut is irritating me!
Ooh…

Karin's a slutty witch,
She is just a f'ing bitch.
I really hate her,
Who the hell would date her?

When I see her I will kill her!
(Uwo, uwo)
And I’ll punch her and I crunch her!

MWHAHAHA~!

HEY~! Look over there!
What Kimi-chan?
If it isn’t that bitch who Hebi hates! (Not that Hebi would ever come to her xD~!)

Hey Karin, over here!
We have something for you!

-intiate blood scene with her screaming-

YOU HOOKER! YOU SLUT! I HATE YOU!!

DIE!

SCRATCH HER EYES OUT!

GO TO HELL!

MWAHAHAHA!

HOLD HER DOWN!

Let’s get outta here!

-SasuSaku fans run off and give middle finger-

Meanwhile…
Sakura and Sasuke were confessing their love for each other and shared a sweet kiss and we cheer smirking at the dead Karin.

xDD~!

Number of Stories (Currently): 5 Stories
New Stories: Shugo Chara! - "In You and I"
Updates: (None)

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Name: Kimiko Kirisaki is the name, but not my real name. Wouldn’t YOU like to know my REAL name. So HA! Okay fine it's Mari.
Nicknames: Mari-Chan, Miko, Kiki or Kiko, Sakimo, Smie-Kudos
Gender: A Female, but I’d probably pass as a tomboy, though. Not too girly though. I hate things with laces or things that are too feminine like the color pink (but if it's with black, I may consider) or anything like that stuff.
Age: 13-18 (Is it a crime to keep this a secret?)
Birthday: April 2nd (Nyaa, almost my birthday!! COUNTDOWN: 6 days!!)

Location: San Diego, California. -glares at fanboys- Don't you dare stalk me and find me here! I once lived in Hawaii! Aloha! And I VERY MUCH MISS IT~! T-T
Ethnicity: Mostly all Pinay, and a little Chinese! And proud to be an Asian/Pacific Islander!

Description: None Ya! Na, just kidding. I'll just say I have black hazel tinted eyes, black, but brown hair if the light hits it. Is that enough? I love punk and yeah. I'm a punk most of the time, and I dress up like one sometimes. I don't wear body jewels though. Kinda leading towards a little too goth. Being a punk, I like switching from a punk to a skater. And I repeat and will not repeat again. No way to ALL THOSE WHO SAY I SHOULD WEAR MORE FRILLY DRESSES OR ACUALLY ACT GIRLY! But, hot pink is acceptable with black. I'm a rocker, and I almost if not at most, wear earphones all the time with a rock band playing. Can a punk be a nerd as well? Cause I think I just broke the barrier. I'm an A Student...oh yeah. Don't hate me because I'm smart, just hate me because I'm a smart-aleck.

Hobbies: Reading and Writing, Downloading Music, Video Games, and Skateboarding. I mostly read a lot of books and study on my free time. Mostly, you’ll see me in front of the computer either searching for answers on homework, pictures for obsession, fanfiction for fun, or updating my fanfics! Talking about Naruto and anime. Talking about Kingdom Hearts 3 and Final Mix -faints at sudden image of the cover-

Sports: Karate and Basketball are my favorite sports. I am officaially a 2nd Degree Brown going on Black Belt sometime this year, and I play Basketball sometimes. I also play tennis and swim sometimes. Because I love Karate, I’m somewhat flexible. I'm a BLACK BELT. So, it's only fair to warn perverts and fanboys that if you try something on me, I'll make it so you die! - kicks straight up and guys wince-. O.o Okay?

Stuff that You Need to Know: I'm related to Riku from KH Series. No lie! So, if you want a date with my "dreamy and albino-haired" cousin call me up. But then you'd need my phone number...oh well! I'm also Sasuke's blood type. If you don't know his blood type, check it yourselves! My friends that happen to live with me are Emi-chan and Yuki-chan! I have another cousin that uses fanfiction, Seidus. I got him hooked on so lookout for his crazied stories! I have 3 Onii-sans: Sarka-niisan, Cloud-niisan, and Axel-niisan. I love them all! Even though, Axel-niisan is a little jerkish sometimes and teases me for my height...

I am tight with the Organization XIII. Anything you need to know? Ask me. PM me sometime and I'll give you the inside scoop on what they do behind the scenes.

.((.00.EmO but HaPpY KiMiKo InFoMaTiOn:.00.)).

Anime and Manga Alphabetically Ordered:
.hack/Series, A.I. Love, Beyblade, Black Cat, Bleach, Card Captor Sakura, Chrono Crusade, Code Lyoko, DN Angel, D. Gray-Mean, Death Note, Digimon, Dragonball Z, Eureka Seven, Evangelion, Fruits Basket, FullMetal Alchemist, Gravitation, Hana-Kimi, Hellsing, Hikaru No Go, Inuyasha, Karin, Kamichama Karin, Mamotte! Lollipop, Naruto, Oban-Star Racers, One Piece, Pokemon, Demashita! Powerpuff Girls Z, Shaman King, Spirited Away, Sailor Moon SS, Shugo Chara, Toyko Mew Mew, Tsubasa CHRONICLES , Vampire Knight, Yugi-oh, Yu Yu Hakusho, and Zatch Bell!

I'd have a whole list so I ain't gonna tell you everything becasue I'd get tired typing it...

Video Games No Order:
Kingdom Hearts I, II not much of a KH COM fan, though, but I still play it! Final Fantasy Series I especially like 7, 8, 9, and 11, and Halo 1, 2 and 3. I also play DDR, and some of the hit show games like Naruto or Inuyasha. I love going to the Arcade sometimes and yeah.

Favorite (not metioned above):
Food: Ramen, Chicken Adobo, Pansit, Pork BBQ, and Bentos with Mochiko Chicken with Steamed Rice! LECHE FLAN, UBE ICE CREAM, and CHOCOLATE! My favorite desserts and delicacies. I like some Chinese food and Japanese food and Filipino food as well.
Color: RED that looks like BLOOD! Black, White, Dark Green, and really Dark Blue. I like dark colors. Never bright.

What I Hate?:
1. Annoying People that won't shut up when asked to. Basically, annyoing people.
2. People that assume they know everything when they don't.
3. Complete sluts. To put it nicely...
4. Child Abuse!
5. Drugs and Alcohol!
6. Getting sick!
7. Bright colors and loud colors.
8. No sanity and silence. I must have my silence...
9. People that CRAVE for attention.
10. Well...mostly...everyone that hates me.

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Naruto:
Sasuke and Sakura: Its kawaii and it matches perfectly. He’s a yin and she’s a yang. Plus, if you go by horoscope, she’s an Aries and he’s a Leo. I mean, they deserve it so much. Sakura finally becomes human, and Sasuke becomes calmer. In fanfiction, it's really kawai. I love this couple so much. Sakura loves Sasuke like a best friend now. Sasuke's open more now.
Naruto and Hinata: It’d be nice if the dobe finally realized that Hinata likes him more than just a friend. In fanfiction, it’s sweet but in Anime and Manga…it makes me stressed to see the dense guy and the shy girl. But, they also balance…I guess?!
Shikamaru and Ino/Temari: Whoa…total player! Just kidding Shika-kun. But really, he’s practically got two women that I approve of that he fit. They’re both feisty and got the "troublesome dude" wrapped.
Neji and Tenten: In the Anime and Manga, Tenten and Neji are always seen together. She’s likes him and everyone knows it (at least I’d hope that Neji knows). She’s a weapon mistress and he’s a taijustu specialist. They match!
Gaara and OC Character (GIRL): Hey, Panda-kun needs some love because he's awesome! I'd have an OC Girl that loves him because he is nice to me as well as everyone else!

Kingdom Hearts:
Sora and Kairi: They were made for each other. It’s adorable and fluffy! He’s the shy yet brave knight in shining armor and she’s the feisty princess that loves him too much! They love each other so much. I mean, come on, he went across the galaxy at least 3-5 times, and battled just to get to her. THAT'S TOUGH LOVE.
Roxas and Naminé: Totally cute. Roxas is an outgoing guy; open-minded and thinker. Naminé is a dreamer and a shy artist. It’s sweet and they’re blonde sweethearts! Especially since in FanFiction, it's actually the first thing I read before SoKai. Trust me. It's totally cute. If you haven't read it, read it.
Riku and OC Character (GIRL): My cousin, Riku, and any OC Character that makes him happy is good with me! Just make sure that if you write fanfics with RikuOC, you have a love triangle, it better end up nicely since my cousin complains too much! My OC: RAE
Hayner and Olette: He’s a hothead, and she’s a gentle yet bossy sass. They click neh? She is worried that his arrogant ass will get the better of him one day. Heh. It's especially funny when Olette has to court him for his attitde.
Tidus and Selphie: Kawaii. That’s all…island style dude and island style dudette. It's cute when in KINGDOM HEARTS SERIES.
Leon and Aerith/Yuffie: Seen together be together. That’s all. Spare me…I’m running out of summaries.
Cloud and Aerith/Tifa: Whichever one makes him happiest. I don't care.

CardCaptor Sakura (CCS)
Syaoran and Sakura: Man, I love this couple so much. Syaoran is the shy guy who becomes more confident after he cofesses, and she's the comfortable girl who becomes really shy after he confesses. It's too cute. But I DON'T LIKE THE FACT THAT THEY DIDN'T KISS IN THE 2ND MOVIE! I'M GOING CRAZY BCAUZ OF IT! -plays the scene ending over and over-
Eriol and Tomoyo: One thing in common. They like to play matchmaker. It may not seem like it, but they could make an overcute couple.
OC Character (GUY) and Meilin: Hey, Mei needs some love. Whether or not, I like Mei after she gets over Syao-kun. So, she deserves some love.

Other’s I never mentioned that are in no order...(skip through PLEASE, if you don't need to know!):
Aang and Kitara, Tyson and Hilary, Train Heartnet and Saya, Rinslet Walker and Jenos, Ichigo and Rukia, Ulrich and Yumi, Jeremy and Aelita, Daisuke and Riku, Dark and Risa/Rika or Satoshi and Risa, Tai and Sora, Takeru (TKay) and Kari (Hikari), Renton and Eureka, Dominic and Anemone, Kyo and Tohru, Ed and Winry, Inuyasha and Kagome, Sesshomaru and Kikyo, Miroku and Sango, Zero and Nina, Ichii and OC, Drew and May, Yoh and Anna, Darien and Serena, Kish and Ichigo or Masaya (HOWEVER YOU SPELL) and Ichigo, Kaname and Yuki or SLIGHT Zero and Yuki, Zero and OC, Karin and Kazune: IN NARUTO...Sai and Ino is acceptable but not recomended if you have Shikamaru single.

--CoUpLeS tHaT i DoN’t ReAd OfTeN nO oFfEnSe:--

Anything CRACK or I didn’t mention earlier! It sort of bother’s me. I can't really imagine any other couplet going on if it isn't the ones mentioned before this crap before. So, skip this paragraph if you understand what I mean...

YAOI or YURI. It also bother’s me a bit. I don't ever write YAOI or YURI...gomen! I don’t mind Ai Shonen Jokes, though. I do read a tinsy NaruSasu though, but only if it's really, and I mean REALLY good. BUT NOT LIKELY TOO. Because I HATE YAOI AND YURI. Ai Shonen Joke in Naruto was like when Naruto and Sasuke kissed in the Anime, it was just humor. It got me laughing, though. But YURI just makes me puke sometimes! But if it's with KH, I might not read it. I AM A LITTLE TOO INNOCENT to be a YAOI or YURI fanatic SORRY PEOPLE. But, I love you all like friends. (huggles to every one of you) Sarka-niisan helped me with Yuri, but I still can't see it. I'm so so sorry Sarka-niisan.

Sasuke and Karin. (NOT THE SERIES KARIN WHEN KARIN'S A VAMPIRE PEOPLE...)
My gosh. What is wrong with Kishimoto these days?! Who the hell likes her? She's idiotic and only contributes to Sasuke while acting like Tayuya and Ino combined. Sasuke deserves better, trust me. He'd be better off alone than with her. If it's NOT Sakura...then it better not be Karin because as a ninja she's weak...

Gomenasai to anybody (but I highly doubt it) that...-gulps-...likes...SasuKarin...-hell laughs and Sasuke pukes as he crawls behind Sakura and Karin screams fangirlish- AHH I BROUGHT HELL! RUN MINNA-SAN! -gets a headstart- Excuse the language...I just hate her that much. No one wants a spoiled brat who acts like a prostitute walking around flirting her body around. It's sickening.

Music I Listen To:
Mostly Rock: Linkin Park, Evanescence, My Chemical Romance, DHT, Yellowcard, Fall Out Boys, Trapt, Three Days of Grace, Fort Minor, Sum 41, Cascada, Good Charlotte, Panic! at the Disco, Bon Jovi, Blink182, American hiFi, Metallica, Green Day, All American Rejects, Fallen Leaves, AFI, Funeral for a Friend, and much much more.
DDR Songs!
I listen to Sanctuary by Utada Hikaru a lot. I listen to a lot of JPOP and Korean music occasionally. Like CCS songs, DN Angel songs, and more:

List of JPOP Songs:
Arigatou, Ashita E No Melody, Catch Me Catch You Sakura (Remix), Fruits Candy, Groovy, Hitorijime, Honey, Ki Ni Naru Aitsu, Tomoyo's 2 Songs, Rashiku Ikimasho, Every Heart, Itazura no KISS, Face of Fact, Kesenai Tsumi, True Light, Caged Bird, Real Emotion, 1000 Words, Power of Love, Passion Remix, Santuary Remix, Simple and Clean Remix, Sakura Kiss, Hanabi, Colors, Sakura Drops, Shining Star, Reason, Haruka Kanata, Rewrite, Ankoku Tengoku, and more that I'm too lazy to write. xDD~! Check out Imeem and search me there...

A List of Pictures for My Stories:
1. My High School Santuary: (NA)
2. Candy Girl:
"Sasu and Saku" (Sasu's hair isn't spiked for some damn reason): http://i122.photobucket.com/albums/o264/al-orf22/Anime20couples/lovebirds64.jpg
Sakura Haruno at 15: http://i176.photobucket.com/albums/w161/NarutoXSakura134/Sakura_Haruno.jpg
Sasuke Uchiha at 15: http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y185/ChibiKittySakura/Anime/Naruto/sos.jpg

Random Pictures~!
1. N/A

A List of Music Videos for My Stories:
1. My High School Sanctuary: (NA)
2. Candy Girl:
Tokaikko Junjou: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aHVoAOblX5I (The girls are singing this song in Chapter 15: Airi is Sakura, Hinata is Mai, Saki is Ino, and Maimi is Tenten and the other members of C-ute are played by all of them.)
3. The Best Years of High School: (NA)

On My Sandisk MP3 Player: Naruto Ondo - Naruto, Sakura, and Shikamaru~! xDD
1. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OLxRrZfnZHs

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I found out from a valuable resource that at the ending of Naruto. It might be a spoiler so warning. She said at the end of Naruto, Sasuke and Sakura are together. That earned a squeal and starry eyes. Hinata and Naruto along Shikamaru and Temari are together! That earned two squeals for each of them.

But wait! THERE'S MORE!! She said that Naruto dies but he comes back to life during the funeral! So, yeah. But, the horrible news shock all those who LOVE KIBA-KUN! Believe me, I almost had a heart attack. Akamaru dies so Kiba kills himself! Like FireyKunochi, I can't believe this part of the spoiler. BUT, like what she said, you never know!

That’s all you need to know…but then again…who the hell cares?!

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THE WE HATE KARIN CLUB:If you hate Karin from NARUTO, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Pink Crescent Moon, Miyako-hime, XSakuraHarunoX, I'm in love with a Uchiha23, Angel Of Cherry Blossoms, Cherrilatina, CherryBlossoms016, Rayray, Sakura the lover, Sasusakufan2357, Lina Mistress of Elements, xnarutoxrocksx, uchihasakurah26, Nokas-Kokas, NorthernLights25, KunoichruleALL, Kawaiiblossom94, dera-chan, Mai-'-Kawaii-'-Ai,Ebil Chameleon you.broke.a.promise, XweaponsXmistressX, Sakura-Sasuke-love-em' , SASUXSAKUFREAK, PinkBlossem, Shadow Princess CherryBlossoms,Coscat, LKakashiSXE, Darkened Immortal, when.my.eyes.meet.yours, Nokas-Kokas, CanadianSkye94,Purplecherry5, Hinatakura , Sakuranata, Yuga Xyunag, DJ HiHi Kimiko...

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…………………… .. , maicaü (LOVE HER AND YOU WILL DIE IF YOU DON'T.)
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Pick the ones that fit you (got this from AmethystDreamer's profile, ones in bold fit me)

I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm FEMALE, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so i MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...

I'm a DANCER, So I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big ASSETS.

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I MUST be a TERRORIST!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.

I have BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so I MUST be GAY TOO.

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.

I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

I'm a VIRGIN so i MUST be prude. - And PROUD DAMMIT! Rather be a prude, than a slut/whore/and someone's fucking bitch. XD And I speak the truth.

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so i must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm BI so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals. - Notice, "MUST". I don't have to. XD Its their choice. (_)/ Sides, people are people. They are pretty cool, and hey, I like to hang out with friends like them too you know. Homosexuals or not. Let's just all be nice to one another. XD If not, you are seriously fucked up. (-_-)/

I'm MIXED so I must be fucked up.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork. - XD Band geeks.

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.

I Love SHOPPING so I must be rich

THE NARUTARD SURVEY! NARUTARDS UNITE!

1. Who is your favorite Naruto character(s)?
Watashi? Hm, I'd say Nara Shikamaru, Hyuuga Neji, Sabaku no Gaara, Uchiha Sasuke, and Haruno Sakura.

2. What is your favorite pairing(s)?
Uchiha Sasuke & Haruno Sakura, Uzumaki Naruto & Hyuuga Hinata, Nara Shikamaru & Sabaku no Temari, Hyuuga Neji & Tenten, Sai & Yamanaka Ino, Hatake Kakashi and Mitarashi Anko, and Sarutobi Asuma and Kurenai

3. Are you a Naruto yaoi or hentai fan?
I once stumbled myself into hentai. (-///-) It wasn't fun, and I was red the whole day. So, not a hentai fan, perverts. As for yaoi, its in my profile. XD I hate yaoi (male "sex" as the actual thing), but a little Shounen Ai these days are good. XD Sasuke and Gaara/Naruto for an example. Or Gaara and Lee. Something. XP

4. Ever cosplayed Naruto characters? If so, who, where and how many times?
Cosplayed Sasuke AND Sakura. Once, but that was very weird. XP Shikamaru was the best cosplay I've done so far though. It was in the Philippines too.

5. List your collection of Naruto junk and merchandise, if any: I get everything from the internet like the anime and the manga
Posters, keychains, manga, Shounen Jump magazines, stickers, hell even pictures that I create myself. XD The best part? I HAVE NARUTO'S SLEEPING CAP. XD Woot w00t!!

6. Have you ever felt that you were destined to be with a Naruto character?
Let's see, a cross between Sasuke and Sakura. Most people say, "you are so cold-hearted sometimes" or "too quiet". Others who know me are like "you are so annoying sometimes". XD You decide for yourselves.

7. NaruHina or KibaHina?
NARUTO AND HINATA!! Kiba's a bit, wow...but KibaHina is okay sometimes. Me, I personally support Naruto and Hinata all the way. X

8. SasuSaku or SasuNaru?
It's the only pairing I read, write about, and see the pairing all over my profile page. In fact, I have more Sasuke and Sakura pictures than Naruto and Hinata. XD I'm so obsessed with that couple, that in the end if they aren't together I'll die unhappy. (-_-)/

9. Which team is your favorite? Never really thought about it... I guess Team Seven. Easiest to write.
TEAM/CELL 7!! Woot w00t~ Support them dudes and dudettes, they are the best and baddest. X So punked out, its not even funny. \(=_=)

10. Do you support the obito theory?
Proven on (One Manga.com) - SPOILERS: Uchiha Madara is Tobi. Itachi is dead, and Sasuke seems to have prosepered. Or is Itachi dead? (O.o)/ Find out yourselves. XD I can read Japanese Hirigana and Kanji perfectly, I'll manage. XP

11. Do you support the 'Yondaime is Naruto's father' theory?
Duh, its done and proven. (-_-) If its news to you, you obviously don't watch anime enough, or better yet READ the manga.

12. Your favorite Akatsuki member?
Hmm, I'd say Dei-kun and Sasori. Hello, two awesome ones. Itachi is cool and all, but I think he's creepy since he has a "pet shark" following him around.

13. Are you Pro-Sasuke or Anti-Sasuke?
Both, I hate and like Sasuke. Pro-Sasuke though, since I can manipulate him in my favor towards my stories, but in real life, he's just okay.

14. Have you seen all Naruto episodes so far (including Shippuden and fillers)?
Yes, but its Liscened in Crunchyroll and One Manga. Oh wells, guess I have to watch it somewhere else. XD

15. Have you read all the chapters so far?
Every single one. X Always. (o)

16. Do you believe Naruto has ADD?
At birth, maybe.

17. Sub or dub?
I don't need either. BOTH ARE ANNOYING AS HELL! Subs are better, but I don't need them. \(_)/

18. Pro-Sakura or Anti-Sakura?
Pro-Sakura now. XD Sakura was so annoying and never stopped ending her thoughts without Sasuke. A bit of dedication? Nah, she was just a fangirl. But in time, she's okay. (-_-)/ Sasuke's not that cool dude. But, I like the couple.

19. Tobi = Annoying or funny?
Annoying. XD I get he's a good boy dude. Loves him mama and is devoted to the Akataski. (o_o) What a good boy he is.

20. Do you even know who Tobi is?
Duh, I read the series.

21. Gai = Sexy beast or Ugly nerd?
XD The Ugly Beast. Gai-sensei's cool and all, just the rainbow, anime tears, bushy eyes, bowl-cut hair, jumpsuit, and the poses. Other than that, he's awesome. \(._.)

22. Which character would be the best crossdresser?
Best crossovers? XD So many of them. Neji and Haku are neck in neck though.

23. Rock Lee = Weird or Awesome?
Uhh, awesome. XD Just special in his way. (u_u)

24. Which character would be best OOC? Who and how?
Sakura. I can write about her life so much easier than the others.

25. Do you like Naruto fanfics?
Duh, I wouldn't be taking this survey if I wasn't.

26. Do you write Naruto fanfics?
Do you see the fanficiton I've written? Notice "Naruto" is there.

27. Do you like lemons?
Refer to the hentai section. OF COURSE NOT. (-_-)/ Not a Jiraya people.

28. Do your parents know about the Naruto characters?
XD My mom watched it once. She said it was okay, and my dad's like whatever.

29. Have you watched the Naruto Abridged Series?
Yes and no, haven't finished watching them since I don't rememeber where I watched it. XD

30. Have you seen The Naruto Ultimate Fanflashes?
I think they are awesome! Who doesn't appreciate creativity these days?

31. Have you ever gotten someone else hooked on Naruto?
Sisters, friends, and cousins. XD

32. Have you ever been drawing Naruto in school and has someone recognized it?
Of course.

33. Have you ever been in class drawing Naruto and the teacher came up to you and said 'WTF is this?'
Never.

34. Has Naruto affected your school life and grades?
Naruto's a drug. I do it every day. XD And not grade wise.

35. Are you broke thanks to Naruto?
NO! XD I'm just naturally stupid sometimes.

36. Do you want to read Icha Icha Paradise?
Not really, I just want to see the cover. OR maybe not.

37. Do you support the 'Yondaime is the Akatsuki Leader' theory?
Its logical, and sometimes I do. So I'd say maybe.

38. Do you draw Naruto fanart? If so, count how many there are in your gallery.
I have about two drawing pads full of sketching Naruto...plus chibi comics.

39. Is Sasuke still sexy in his second stage of the cursed seal?
Insanely cracked, but so awesome. Not SEXY, but awesome.

40. Do you have a Naruto OC?
I try NOT to, but I use them for -coughs- sluts/whores/bitches/skanks/bastards/asses -cough cough cough- but ya didn't hear this from me. (n_n'') XD Seriously. \(._.)

41. Looking back at some of your answers, do you think Naruto has taken over your life?
Too lazy to look back, but I'll just say mostly half if not more than that.

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Sometimes delete the stories that I love to read if they are completed, to make way in for stories that aren't completed. And then, I keep them. I love all the stories that I've read. Okay, I'll shut up now. ME LOVES FANFICS! -hugs all favorited stories and glares at people who come near them- Kyaa, mine!