OKAY, FF.NET, IF YOU'RE READING THIS... me, Martin III, Darry Dinell, jin.toshikazu, SPC Maria Angseth, Roseate Dawn and Space Toaster want a Virtua Fighter section. Pleeeeease?

Important Update: Due to my deteriorating financial situation, I will not be having much time at all to write fanfiction. Thus, my multi-chapter fics will be updated in order of; time ORIGINALLY posted, number of reviews, and what I feel deserves to be finished. So, the order will be; Look Away, Perpetual Motion, Five-Leafed Clover, and then, Amaranth. Sorry to all of the Amaranth fans, but it's really the least serious fanfiction on that list, and as much as I love Sareena and Sub-Zero, I need to finish the other three first.

Here's the official sign: DO NOT FEED THE EGO OF STRIKE TO INCINERATE. Being the best fangirl ever is probably like being the least retarded kid in the special Olympics or being the least fat person who orders a 16 piece meal at KFC. Waaaah, you shouldn't encourage me! (Unless I'm doing a really good job. Then encourage away). Also, egos are like housecats; the more you feed them, the bigger they get.

Okay, someone didn't read the sign... but it's cool. Want to see the definition of flattery (and a testament to my awesomeness)?

From jin.toshikazu, a review on my Akira/Aoi fanfiction 'Look Away':

"hello. i was planning a fic for another fandom that would somehow involve the
bryants and lion rafale so i decided to check out how people in this site
write about them. only to find out that ffn does not have a vf section, and
what could i say, i found almost nothing about the bryants and rafale.

but i did find... YOU. and frankly, i was taken away by your devotion to this
fandom. almost all of the fics here are courtesy of you, and you are
advocating for a vf section too. i am truly amazed by how much you seem to
love writing vf - okay, writing aoi. personally, i don't have much liking for
vf characters other than jacky, sarah and lion, but i could not bring myself
to click the back button without leaving you a comment because i really think
that for everything you've done, YOU ARE A HERO.

now about your story. (finally!) i truly believe that it's difficult to write
about characters when you don't really know a lot about their personalities
(after all, the only things we know about them are the things sega say.) and
the only thing you see them do is fight each other. but somehow, your
incorporation of thoughts and feelings worked. and you pulled it off well too,
because i don't find your 'humanized' characters even a bit awkward to read
about. in fact, the plot flows very naturally. that just goes to prove how
good of a writer you are.

i also like the way you write your fics - you are very descriptive, putting a
lot of details in your stories and your narrations about the characters'
thoughts are also done well. and the song lyrics in the beggining and the end
really help set up the mood.

it really makes me smile that there are people out there who do so much for
the things they love. you are a prime example of what a real fan should be,
and aoi is truly lucky to have a fan like you. please know that i'm not just
pulling your leg - you really rock.

P.S. please add me up to the list of those who want a vf section."

HEAR YE, HEAR YE! I AM VIOLET, PATRON SAINT OF VIRTUA FIGHTER FANDOM!

The First Holy Church of Fandom should canonize me.

And, just a note for all of you reviewers going, "OMG PLZ RITE MOAR I LUV DIS STORY LULZ" that -points up to jin's review.- is how a review should be. Maybe not that flattering, but you should be saying what you like and didn't like about the story, how the characterization was, the wording, the feelings, the flow... -shakes head.- I'm preaching to noobs. I'm done.

Next sign; since cooldude01 had the audacity to say this, I will tell you. I have nothing against gay people. I'm a left-wing liberal, A GREEN PARTY SUPPORTER, and I write and support yuri/yaoi fanfiction. If I diss a pairing, it's not because it's gay or straight; it's because it's fucking stupid. Never, ever, call me a homophobe. I'm also extremely bisexual. Yes, you can be more bisexual than other people. Lipstick bisexuals are a growing epidemic in our nation's schools.

Third sign; Okay... does anyone know how to get into contact with ff.net admins or mods? I'm really sick of VF not having it's own section... it has 20+ stories! Some other sections have much less than that! It really isn't fair.

You can call me Strike, or Violet, if you want. And yes, I do have an aff.net account; it's Cherry-saa. Go forth and read my naughty MK fanfiction that I'm not allowed to post here! Hehehehe...

My bff forever is SPC Maria Angseth. She's so awesome, and she's currently writing the coolest SSBB fanfiction ever... it's yuri-tastic, and also, IKE AND DEDEDE ARE STONERS. Man... (I'm an Ike fan, so that's awesome for me).

I'm -scratches out age.-, Yuri is teh better than yaoi. Most yaoi is all rivalcest-like... and shock-yaoi. I hate shock-yaoi. Do you know how many times I've been looking for fluffy pictures of a pairing I like, and I come across, "SHANG TSUNG SKULLFUCKING BARAKA!"? Thank God there is no thing as shock-yuri. Because yuri is always good. Besides... who doesn't smile when they think about two schoolgirls cuddling? (See: Sakura/Karin, Makoto/Ibuki, Hinako/Athena, Hinako/Malin, Hinako/Kasumi, Ai/May Lee, Chae Lim/Yuri.) It's a shame that there's less yuri than there is yaoi, which is probably due to a) fangirls, and b) the fact that almost ALL games have more male characters than female.

Upcoming works:
An uberlong Kage/Aoi story. I have the plot thought out and stuff. Now that I've got VF5, my inspiration for VF fanfiction is renewed.
The end of Perpetual Motion. Only one person seems to be reading this story, but he's very interesting, so I do plan on finishing it soon.
More chapters to KOFXII. I planned on making it very long, but there doesn't seem to be much interest in it.
Yuri, and lots of it. I'm working on a Kasumi/Chizuru fic that's going up on aff.net once it's finished.

Pairings (Because this section wasn't clear enough):

King of Fighters:
Kasumi/Iori FTW. I ship this, and you can't stop me. I will continue to ship it until I die.
Ash/Beni. Another ship. I think that they go together well...
Athena/Hinako. Alright... here it is (again!) I HATE ATHENA. But I loooooove Hinako, to bits and pieces, she's so cute! So I like this pairing.
Chae Lim/almost anyone (especially Rock, Soiree or Alba!!).
May Lee/almost anyone.
King/Ryo. It's canon, and I like it. Sorta.
Terry/Mary. I will NOT read any fics that involve Mary and/or Terry involved with someone else, unless it's JOKINGLY. I ADORE THIS PAIRING. As much as I love B. Jenet... she needs to back it up a bit.
Kasumi/K'. I know, it's totally odd... but I like the idea. DOWN WITH K'/KULA!! (I so hate that pairing, even though I like both of the characters.)
Chae Lim/K'. I've been trying to write something for this... but I can't seem to find inspiration.v.v;
Rock/Ninon. (Because they both rule. He's an emo and she's a devil-worshipper. They complete each other.)
K'/VANESSA. FTW. (Has anybody realized that if you search the word 'Vanessa' on here for KOF, you get no results? WHAT THE HELL.)
Ai/Malin.
Ai/Yuri.
Ai/May Lee. (Ai is from NGBC, which I haven't played, and I refuse to, because it lacks King and/or Kasumi... but Ai's soooo cute! And tetris blocks? YES. Personally, I think she'd go best with May Lee. My friend Maria says Yuri.)
Mignon/Lien. (Born from my hate of Alba/Luise, as cooldude01 says, I like this pairing... but only as smut. Which I'm writing. SO THERE.)

Soul Calibur:
Mi-na/Almost anyone. Seriously.
Mi-na/Cass. Kawaaaaaaaaii!
Amy/Cass. Fluff!!
Hwang/Yun-seong. It'd be soooo hott...
Raphael/Siegfried. Don't hit me...

Virtua Fighter:
Aoi. Period.

Kingdom Hearts:
Um... I don't like any Kairi pairings, aside from Kairi/Death. Basically, anything else is cool.

Guilty Gear:
Anji/Testament. I have a serious Anji-crush. And a serious Testament-crush. However, I'm real and they aren't, so... boylove.
Bridget/Ky.
Jam/Dizzy.

Tekken:
Jin/Julia. (OKAY, LISTEN UP XIAOYIN FANS! YOU PM ME, AND I STAB YOU, 'KAY? I'M SICK OF YOU DISSING JIN/JULIA!)
Julia/Hwoarang.
Julia/Miharu (I think there's a fic for this up on ff.net somewhere...)
Anna/Miharu (Rape. Nuff said.)
Lee/Anna (FUCK YOU, NINALEE FANS. THIS PAIRING IS CAAAAANOOOOOOON!)
Kazuya/Lee ('Cuz Lee's a whore like that.)
Hwoarang/Steve.
Steve/Christie.
Steve/Julia.
Michelle/Baek.
Michelle/Lei.

Street Fighter: (Even though I don't like it...)
Elena/Nanase.
Ibuki/Makoto.
Makoto/Nanase.

Mai-HiME/Otome: (BEST ANIME EVEEEER!)
Shizuru/Natsuki. FTW.
Chie/Aoi.
Nina/Erstin.
Tomoe/Nao.
Haruka/Yukino.

Neon Genesis Evangelion:
Misato/Kaji. ONLY. Ever. Woot. Canon.

Mortal Kombat: Armageddon:
Ashrah/Li Mei (OTP. Deal with it.)
Kitana/Jade.
Nitara/Mileena. (I read one lemon fic about it... Mm... I adore Mileena.)
Rain/Li Mei (Because it would be angsty and purple.)
Hotaru/Li Mei.
Rain/Hotaru.
Mileena/Rain. (Don't ask. I think it'd be hot.)
Sareena/Sub-Zero. (I think... that Sareena wants to have icy demon ninja babies with Sub-Zero. And that they should. And give them odd names, like, 'Popsicle', and 'Ice Cream Sandwich'.)
Um... -pokes fingers together.- MileenaBarakabutnotreallybecauseIonlyreadonefanficthatmademethinkitwasanokaypairingandIdon'tcareifit'scannon.

Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney:
Lana Skye/Jake Marshall. (Um, it's cannon. Pretty much confirmed by Jake, Lana, Ema and Angel. I bet that if Bruce Goodman was still alive, he would tell you how many time he had caught them gazing deep into each other's eyes while he and Neil, also dead, lol, were trying to explain some important evidence or whatever.)
Franziska von Karma/Ema Skye (Pure yuri fluff. And whips. And 'scientific investigation'. Oooh, naughty naughty Strike, such dirty thoughts!)
April May/Will Powers (They complete each other.)
Miles Edgeworth/Dick Gumshoe. (Gumshoe so has a man-crush on him. As if that isn't cannon. Why else would Phoenix think that Gumshoe polishes Edgeworth's desk? What is up with that? RANDOM.)
Angel Starr/Neil Marshall. (Pregame, of course. I think... that Neil is cute. Hard to believe that he's Jake's LITTLE BROTHER, huh? Capcom totally makes him seem like the older one. Plus, Angel's so bipolar. Yay for bipolarness!)
Last, but not least... Phoenix/Maya, because it's cannon. Especially in JFA.

Resident Evil:
Ada/Leon. (I no longer support Claire/Leon, after playing through CVX again, and watching my cousin play RE4. Ada/Leon's so much better...)
Claire/Ada. (In some freaky universe, these two would be lesbians and screw each other instead of Leon.)
Jill/Claire. (Jill stops by, Chris isn't home... BAM. Yuri.)
Rebecca/Chris. (Okay, so here's the thing... Jill's only good for yuri. She's a total lesbian, how else could she resist the awesomeness that is Carlos? Poor Carlos... and, anyway... Chris totally loves protecting Rebecca. All through the first RE, HE DIDN'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT JILL. He was like, 'WHERE IS MAH REBECCA?! OH NO YOU FUCKING DON'T, HUNTER! THAT IS MY BARELY LEGAL, TOTALLY ADORABLE, INFINITELY COOL GIRL! -BAMBAMBAMBAM!-)
Rebecca/Billy. (Because Becca's so cute and it's angsty.)
Rebecca/Claire. (It'd probably be more fluff than anything...)
Alyssa Ashcroft/Kevin Ryman. (Again; HOT.)
Alyssa/David. (Um... angst?)
Yoko/George. (Don't ask. I don't care about the age difference.)
Cindy/Jim. (Whiny, awkward love.)
Claire/Steve. (Omigod, the angst. I loooooove it.)

Final Fantasy VII - Vincent, Reno, and the SHM (they kind of count as one person. Clones! Yay!).
Final Fantasy VIII - Quistis Trepe, Fujin, and Selphie Tilmitt. (Zell, Irvine and Squall are close seconds.)
Final Fantasy IX - Freya Crescent, Amarant Coral, and Beatrix.
Final Fantasy X - Lulu, Auron, and Seymour.
Final Fantasy X-2 - Paine, Leblanc (I dunno why... she's just too cool. Pink is close enough to red, in this case), and Nooj (his angst amuses me.)
Kingdom Hearts II - Sora, Riku, Xemnas, Xigbar, Vexen, Zexion, Saix, Axel, Demyx, Marluxia, Roxas, Leon, aaaaand, Fuu. (I'm slowly beginning to love Namine, though. She's too cute. Shoulda given her Kairi's heart.)
Soul Calibur - Seong Mi-Na, Hong Yun-Seong, Raphael.
Tekken - Julia Chang, Anna Williams, Lee Chaolan.
Virtua Fighter - Aoi Umenokouji, Lion Rafael, and Goh Hinogami.
Dead or Alive - Hitomi, LeiFang, Helena.
King of Fighters - Ash Crimson, any student of Kim's (except for Choi and Chang) and Kasumi Todoh. And Iori Yagami.
Guilty Gear X - Testment, Anji, Bridget (I know, he's in XX).
Mortal Kombat - Li Mei (she's so a pirate), Rain, and Mileena. (None of them fit my usual standards, but they're all so badass... I would love to tie them up and do naughty things with/to them.)
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - April May, Lana Skye, and Jake Marshall.
PW:JFA - Franziska von Karma.
Resident Evil: Outbreak: ALYSSA. Yoko, David. I love Alyssa. She's made of awesome.
Resident Evil: Ada, Claire, Leon. Best side kick? Sherry, with acid round deliveries. Also, much less annoying than Ashley.

Pairings I Don't Like Very Much:

Iori/Leona, from KOF: And here's why. Aside from the fact that both Ralf and Clark like her, and she's not that awesome, really... (no offense to Leona fans; she has the same birthday as me, and I'm pretty proud of that, plus she looks awesome in dark green, and that hair RULES!) it's like, "OMG! Iori's Orochi, Leona's Orochi, let's have them make Orochi babies!" Which doesn't work... basically, I dislike any pairing that involves Iori getting someone pregnant, because that baby will kill it's mother. People forget all about the Yagami curse. If you make another character get pregnant with Iori Yagami's baby, you DAMN well better make that character die in nine months, or get an abortion.Unless you're GeneralAlia, who can magically make things work in the most awesome ways. (She's really into scifi stuff, so she can make anything make sense. Seriously. She's awesome.)
Retarded Shingo Pairings: Honestly people, Shingo and Benimaru? Isn't that a little... I dunno, wrong? HEY KYO? MIND IF I BUTT-RAPE YOUR STUDENT? NOT AT ALL, BENIMARU! And seriously... Shingo/Kasumi isn't my very favorite pairing. Under normal circumstances, it's tolerable, but... Jesus, she thinks he's annoying! In '99, they have a special intro where she belittles him about his beloved notebook! I don't think Shingo would take kindly to that in a relationship.
Pairings Involving Athena Without Kensou, Besides Kyo/Athena: Uh-huh, see the problem with Athena/Shingo and Athena/some random person is that... Athena likes Kyo, okay? And Kensou likes Athena. So, maybe you should, I dunno, AT LEAST MENTION THAT? Athena/Iori is A NO! JUST SAY NO! You know how they say opposites attract? IORI WOULD RIP ATHENA APART! Seriously. Athena comes home one day, "ATHENA IKIMASU!" and Iori's sitting on the couch going, "WHY THEY HELL AM I DATING SOMEONE SO ANNOYING?" and then he cheats on her with someone LESS annoying, like Kyo, or Shingo, or Kasumi, or maybe even Leona, and she gets her heart broken. It just wouldn't work, I don't care if they both look good in red! And as far as Athena/Shingo goes... well, Shingo wouldn't date her because of some reason having to do with Kyo, and Athena wouldn't date him because he's Kyo's student. Not even to get to Kyo. She's concieted and annoying, but I don't think she's that mean. (The exception to this, for me? Athena/Hinako, because it'd be onesided, or crack.)
Non-Vice/Mature Pairings, Aside From Vice/King: No. Just, NO. Vice and Mature FOREVAH. Well... maybe Vice/Iori/Mature is cool, because that practically happened... Nah, that's semi-cannon. SNK needs to confirm that.
K'/Kula: Omigod... I wouldn't even have decided to put this up here, because it only makes me annoyed when I see it... but Wikipedia pissed me off again. xD It claimed that K' and Kula were going to get married in 2k3... and I honestly think that is bullshit. Why the hell would K' want a wifey? He barely tolerates Maxima, his best friend (who, IMO, acts like a wifey). Not to mention that K'/Kula in itself... is so gross. K' is all... tall, and like, "OMG LEATHER AND ANGST AND I'M BETTER THAN KYO!" (which he is, IMO), and Kula's practically a child, with her sugar-obsession and her speaking in third person, and self-obsessedness. She joined KOF2k6 for some ice cream. She's a baby. And babies don't bang hot older men. NO PEDOPHILES, DECK. That said, I do like Kula. She's cute, and her fighting style is unique (it's just like ice skating!). And ice cream is delicious. I just think that K' needs a WOMAN (no, not Angel. I said 'woman' not 'NESTS's WHORE'). Vanessa? Oooh, yes.
Alba Meira/Luise Meyrink (Lakia): First of all, before you say, "ALBA IS SO TAPPIN DAT, SEE 2K6 ENDING!" look below. Hehe, now I can back this up with... logic and shiz. 1. Alba cares about TWO things; Soiree, his twin, and Southtown, his home. He does not care about the wimmenfolk. Soiree even teases him about this. Now, I know this shoots down my Alba/Chae and Alba/Mignon, but I don't care. It's true. 2. Um... Judiem? Apparently, Jivatma and Judiem are from the same race THAT KILLED LAKIA'S RACE of aliens. I don't think that Luise/Lakia wants secks from him. I don't think she wants secks, at all. I think she's just using Alba (and Soiree) to bring down Addes. Truly. 3. Luise is ugly. She's a fuckugly whore, and she has no breasts. At all. Even Mignon and Chae Lim have those. HELL, NINON AND NAGASE HAVE THOSE. Luise... does not. Which leads me to my next point. 4. LUISE MEYRINK IS A MAN. Hey, hear me out. Jivatma has his ANOTHER costume that's a chick, right? Well, in Luise's ANOTHER costume, she looks like a dude. A very thin, effiminate dude. Don't believe me? See: ASH CRIMSON. And DUO LON.

Any Semi-Cannon Pairing: Does the game specifically state that those two characters are together? No? Oh really? You don't say... just because they 'probably' will end up together does not mean that you can run around claiming that that is cannon, and every other pairing sucks. YES, I AM TALKING TO YOU, XIAOYIN AND XIANGKILIK FANS. And, um, KasumiHayabusa fans... basically, I don't like how semi-cannon pairings make people act, and most of them aren't that great when you think about it. Maybe it's just me.

Rivalcest: OMG, JIN/KYO/RYU/JANN LEE/KASUMI, LET'S MAKE BABIES, BECAUSE OUR ONGOING RIVALRY MEANS THAT WE REALLY WANT TO FUCK EACH OTHER, said Hwoarang/Iori/Ken/Lei Fang/Ayane as s/he proceeded to break three or four of his/her ribs. Seriously. Rivalcest has gotten out of hand, "I WANT TO BEAT YOUR FACE IN AND WATCH YOU BLEED PROFUSELY," does not mean, "Oh, moooore~! I love you soooo much!" I'm all for 'to each their own fandom' but COME ON.

Pairings Created When One Character Already Has A Cannon Relationship: The only exception to this rule is Kyo/Yuki from KOF, because Yuki isn't really a character. She was only created because Kyo's designer was jealous because Kyo had so many fucking fangirls. Seriously. Honestly, though... Terry/Mai? Mai is completely devoted to Andy, and Terry HAS a hot girlfriend. And Shingo/Yuki? COME THE FUCK ON. Like Shingo would make a move on Kyo's girlfriend. There are plently of other girls for Shingo to hook up with... Hotaru, Malin, Hinako, May Lee... even Kasumi! Damn.

Another thing I don't like: Most 'OT3's. I am SICK of seeing a million bajillion Riku/Sora/Kairi fanfictions, or Axel/Roxas/Namine or Demyx/Marluxia/Larxene. Come on... Unless they're having a threesome, and you're giving graphic details, I really don't care about that love triangle. Some OT3s are nice, because I could see it happening. And of course, this doesn't apply to people who are kind enough to put in their summaries 'One-sided blahblahblah' so I know that I'm not reading a fanfiction for a pairing that I hate. OT3s aren't really my thing; I have two, maybe three, and they are: Kage/Aoi/Goh, Jann-Lee/Hitomi/Hayate, and Hwang/Mi-na/Yun-seong, for sheer angst, crack and fluff.

People who rule on ff.net:
Martin III - for being the best reviewer ever. He probably hasn't read my other fanfiction, because he keeps leaving me such nice reviews. Extremely detailed, as well, which I love. Also, because he is a Virtua Fighter fan.
Space Toaster - For loving VF, reviewing my VF fanfiction, and for emailing me so we both may textually bask in our Goh fangirl-ness. YEAH.

General Alia - For being fuckin' awesome, that's why. For writing me the best fanfiction ever. For being a good friend and listening to me go on and on about random things. And for being retarded with me. She's amazing.
Things SDM does not mean, but could mean in such a sentenace as, "Finally, I just spammed my SDM on his ass."
1. Super Dick Machine.
2. Sexy Dildo Move.
3. Semen-Dripping Member.

ShadowAili, Dualism, The Writer You Fools, and the BirdFox Hybrid Productions, for writing some of the most creative, funny, and downright brilliant KH fanfiction I have ever seen. They totally take KH shounei-ai to the next level.

All of the 31 people who have me on favorites, and the other that have me on alerts, and especially to those who have me on both: I can't believe that you like my fanfiction that much. I adore you, and you do wonders for my self-esteem.

Beni-kun: Fellow BeniAsh fan, and bitchin' penname.

kusanagisan: Reviewer of almost all of my KOF fanfiction. Yay!

SephirothBeatrix: FELLOW AOI FANGIRL!! Also wins the award for sending me the longest PM ever. SWEET. Yay for yuri! Also, fellow hater of Pai Chan. -lazily tosses darts at a picture of Pai Chan.-

ALLRRPRP: She said I was like a celebrity. I feel like Jeffree Star... ; I feel so cool. -points at the warning at the top of her page.-
My BFF Maria, who I mention a lot, BECAUSE I LOVE HER.

Violet's Current Obsession: Everything Resident Evil, aside from the movies.
Okay, so... I got a copy of Resident Evil Outbreak, and I was amazed to find that I could actually play it. Usually, the controls for Capcom games are weird, and too awkward for me (I've tried Code Veronica, Silent Hill 2, and Onimusha 2). Not to mention, the games scare the crap out of me. But in a good way. ANYWAY. The controls were decent in this one, not to mention the graphics, the selection of characters... I started playing it online, too. I suck so bad. ; I DO have over 100k points, though. My gamertag is Cherry_saa.
It revived my love of Resident Evil. I got into the series when I watched my dad play RE2 when I was younger. In fact, I'm more of a fangirl now. Obviously, Leon is my favorite male character, and Claire's my favorite female character. Sherry is sooo the best sidekick. Although, I like Ada, too. I like Ada a lot. (I play Alyssa and Yoko for Outbreak, though. I'm good at remembering the puzzles, and which lockpick to use where.)
So, hopefully, I'm going to be writing more RE fanfiction. Working on a naughty Ada/Leon.

Violet's Current Goal: Getting any of my NC-17 fanfiction done. I'm a pervert, but I'm also a lazy pervert. Currently in the works? Chizuru/Kasumi, in which Kasumi gets very drunk and starts cuddling up to Chizuru. Lien/Mignon, in which the two pair up for a tag-team tournament, and have secks. Yay. Ada/Leon... which will be a surprise. But it will have secks. Alyssa/David, in which they are in BFP, and decide to stop and warm each other up. Whoo. Go me. Too bad none of them are finished.