Hello. Welcome to my profile!

Name: Andrew

Age: None

Gender: Male

Favorite things to do: Play video games, procrastinate, read, write, collect manga

Favorite games: FF9 (best game ever), FF7, Jak 3, Ratchet and Clank: Going Commando, GH Series, Halo Series, Doom Series, MK Series, DMC Series, Rock Band, The Orange Box, ESIV: Oblivion

Fav. Manga: Rurouni Kenshin, Naruto, Bleach, Yu Yu Hakusho

Fav. Anime: Cowboy Bebop, Berserk, Outlaw Star

Fav. Graphic Novels: The Dark Knight Returns, Watchmen, Sandman

Fav. Bands: Metallica, Iron Maiden, Kamelot, Dream Theater, Led Zeppelin, Black Sabbath, Rush, Linkin Park, Disturbed, My Chemical Romance

Fav. Movies: 300, Predator, Aliens, Terminator 2, LoTR Trilogy, Star Wars Saga, No Country For Old Men, The Dark Knight

Fav. Shows: Supernatural, Heroes, Chowder, South Park

Currently Reading: American Gods

Now that you know those useless bits of info, let's get to why you're here: fanfiction.

News

4/20: All right, it's time to come clean. I have a massive case of writer's block right now, and until I fix it, every fic is on hold.

4/22: I just got an amazing idea for a story, and will have the first chapter posted within the week. I know I have a lot of stories up already, but this one I'm really excited about. We'll see how it goes. Also, I posted a preview for the next J&T chapter. Check it out.

5/7: Okay, two weeks. Point is, it's up. Check it out.

5/26: School is out in two weeks. And then, a chapter for each of my stories.

6/10: Chapters will be out by the end of the month. That gives me plenty of time to be lazy. Anyways, please look further down for a new section of my profile. (It involves a fanfiction challenge)

8/7: So yeah... (I've actually been playing Silent Hill 2 recently, and it's giving me some renewed interest in The Fog)

10/13: Haha! Finally updated something!

12/12: Updated again!

Current stories

Joker and The Thief I have the whole thing planned out, I just have to get off my lazy butt and type it up. First of "The Storymaster" series.

The Shadow Chronicles: SE Yeah, I revived this. I'm rewriting the entire thing, and this time I'm going to finish it. SE stands for Special Edition, btw.

Armageddon: Dante I'm looking forward to how I do this series. Obviously all the stories are connected, and it'll be interesting to see who I write about since I only have three characters planned right now, including Dante.

The Fog I told you the actual chapters would be longer.

Ninja Karaoke This was going to get deleted, but by the time I had Internet access again it had two reviews. And I would be mad at myself for deleting something someone actually liked, so it's actually going to be finished.

The Puppet Master My newest story. We'll see how it goes.

Completed

Inside The Fire (Naruto)

Dance Of Death (Naruto)

Future Stories

Cowboys From Hell (Naruto) Inspired by song by Pantera. Definitely not coming until J&T is done. Part of "The Storymaster" series.

The Academy (Final Fantasy X-overs) Coming after Ninja Karaoke is done.

Ideas

Alright, this is basically going to be where I write down ideas for stories when I get them. Feel free to message me about any ideas you want to see turned into stories.

Modern Samurai (Rurouni Kenshin) Kenshin gets transported to modern day New York.

Ninjamurai (Working title. Anime X-overs) Naruto and Yahiko switch places and must stop the combined plotting of Orochimaru and Shishio.

What's a Red Mage? (FF9) A red mage comes into town and starts hogging the attention of the entire city. And Zidane doesn't like it.

Slayer (Halo) All the Halo players in the world are invited to this: the biggest Halo tournament ever. But the tournament holds a dark secret.

MK Vs. Anime (Working Title. Mortal Kombat) Several anime characters are thrown into the MK universe, and needless to say it's not good for them.

Series

The Storymaster Once more of these come out, you will see the recurring theme that connects them. Besides the fact that they will all be inspired by songs, and will all be Naruto fics.

Armageddon A series of stories starring different characters taking on the MK world during Armageddon. I will be doing 10 fics, all culminating in the last fic, which will detail the final battle that is played in the Armageddon intro, except including 5 of the characters that I write about.

NEW Terrible Fanfiction Crossover Challenge NEW

All right, I just found an awesome sight, called "The Terrible Crossover Fanfiction Idea Generator". Some of these ideas are hilarious, and I would actually read them. Therefore, I'm posting ten of these ideas here, and I challenge you, the reader, to write one. There's no prize, it's just for my and everyone else's enjoyment, and some of them should give you a challenge. If you want to write, just PM me about which one you're doing so I know to look for it. I will also be happy to Beta any of these. With that said, let the challenge begin! (BTW, for anyone wanting to suck up, number 5 is my favorite idea)

1. Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Full House and Penny Arcade. The story should use a malevolent artificial intelligence as a plot device!

2. Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Star Trek and Snoop Dogg. The story should use the apocalypse as a plot device!

3. Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Dragonball Z and Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. The story should use somebody misplacing their pants as a plot device!

4. Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Rocko's Modern Life and Road Rules. The story should use possession by Satan as a plot device!

5. Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining MegaTokyo and Shaun of the Dead. The story should use a plague as a plot device!

6. Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Elite Beat Agents and Outlaw Star. The story should use hypnosis as a plot device!

7. Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining NYPD Blue and Flapjack. The story should use a malevolent artificial intelligence as a plot device!

8. Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Final Fantasy 6 and American Beauty. The story should use someone opening a gate to Hell as a plot device!

9. Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Ah! My Goddess and Aladdin. The story should use car accidents as a plot device!

10. Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Family Guy and Transformers. The story should use a sex-change operation as a plot device!

You Might Be A Video Game Addict if...

1. You have skipped many meals just trying to get to the next level ( )

2. You have never been on a sports team, yet you are a champion at football, hockey, and basketball ( )

3. You get excited by a rating of AO ( )

4. You are part of an online gaming community (X)

5. When you call your local plumber you assume that he will be Italian with a mustache and a jumpsuit ( )

6. You are more worried about breaking a finger than a leg (X)

7. You think, "Yeah, I've heard of those. They're called girls." ( )

8. You assume your skills with driving games will be enough to help you pass at the DMV ( )

9. You look for game releases 3 years in advance and think recent games are "so last year" ( )

10. The manager of your local game store invites you in saying, "Mi casa es su casa." ( )

11. You dream in pixels ( )

12. You have calluses on your fingertips for life ( )

13. You remember complicated cheat codes, but not your own phone number (X)

14. You turn off your console and get this awful empty feeling like you just pulled the plug on a loved one (X)

15. Whenever you unlock a door with a key you expect the key to disappear ( )

16. You know the difference between pressing and pushing a button and follow directions accordingly (X)

17. You have found your soul mate and she is a princess whose kingdom is in need of saving ( )

18. You convinced your mom that school is a waste of time because video games offer more opportunities for strategic and critical thinking (and you actually believe that) (X)

19. At the zoo, you wonder why all those lazy monkeys aren't climbing ladders and throwing barrels ( )

20. Your friends would have an intervention for you, but they are too busy trying to beat your highest score (X)

If you are a video game addict, copy and paste this list into your profile and add an X to what applies to you. Then, add your name to this list: Drawl Needler

Red American (An original poem by Drawl Needler)

Let's cheer for the Red American

He who has been sent to war again

Let's cheer for the Red American

It's not his fault he's there again

Don't join with the Yellow American,

He hides in shame, and plays the blame game.

But do join with the Blue American,

Supports them all no matter how hard they fall.

Let's cheer for the Red American

Covered in blood again and again

Let's cheer for the Red American

He's home again, he's home again