Hi, this is me, you must either be bored out of your mind or genuinly interested to read my profile or you could be a stalker either way heres my profile
Name: none of your business
Nicknames: Rolo, Spike, Mitch(not my real name), Spanners, Spitch
Sex: female
Country: England somewhere in Surrey
Fav anime/mangas: Naruto, FMA, Death Note
Fav TV shows: House, CSI, NCIS, MASH, Town called eureka, Stargate SG1 and Atlantis, Dr Who, invader zim
Fav books: Holes, Chinese Cinderella, Harry Potter(only the first few), Alex Rider, Maximum Ride, any James Patterson
Fav Quotes( i don't know who said them):
Stop saving the world and get a hobby
God made sisters and brothers to blame things on
This isn't school. It's hell with florescent lighting
I shall never move quickly, except to avoid more work or find excuses.
Education is that which remains when one has forgotten everything learned in school.
Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools, because they have to say something.
A person is able to become truly strong when they wish to protect someone they cherish
There are three sides of an argument -- your side, my side and the right side.
Do not look where you fell, but where you slipped.
Deja vu: The feeling that, somehow, somewhere, you've been kicked in the head like this before.
Anatidaephobia — fear that somewhere, somehow, a duck is watching you
It's all fun and games until someone looses a tooth... then it's hockey!
If I seem to give a damn, please tell me. I would hate to be giving the wrong impression.
I regard you with an indifference closely bordering on aversion.
Ever notice how DYING is at the end of STUDYING?
I get plenty of exercise: jumping to conclusions, pushing my luck, and dodging deadlines.
Just because I see dead people doesn't mean I am a psychic, it means I work in a morgue.
That which does not kill me had better run pretty damn fast.
You can't be late until you show up
It’s the least I could do, I always do the least I can
The early bird catches the worm, but the late worm doesn't get eaten.
Courage is born where faith and fear collide
There are a few ways to silence the screams. Bullets happen to be one of the more efficent methods.
If you're going to do something wrong, have fun doing it.
You have the right to remain silent, so please SHUT UP
That which doesn't kill you... will probably try again
It is better to die on your feet than live on your knees
Do not follow where the path may lead. Go instead where there is no path and leave a trail.
Never forget that only dead fish swim with the stream
A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort
If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile.
If you hate those obnoxious preppy people PLEASE copy this in your profile.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile
Hello is generally considered a good greating because if you walked into a room and said Goodbye it would confuse a lot of people. If you would do this or would laugh when someone did copy this into your profile.
If you easily finish one novel a day, copy this onto your profile.
If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you read fics of shippings/pairings you don't support/hate, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever fallen asleep in a class, paste this to your profile
If you get a kick out of explosions, copy and paste this to your profile.
If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.
I solemnly swear that anyone who flames my stories will get a flame back. FIGHT FIRE WITH FIRE! BEAT OUT THE FLAMES! If you agree (or hate flamers), copy this into your profile.
If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.
For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself. So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.
A true friend is someone who will try to answer the "eraser bits" question and have a long conversation about it. A friend is someone who wont say anything when you cry for no reason, but will start sobbing to, just help you cry. If you have a true friend, copy and paste this in your profile.
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile. (its sad i know)
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever been hit in the face with a ball and started laughing maniacally, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are a Shikamaru fan girl (or boy), copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think Shikamaru from Naruto is HOT copy and paste this into your profile
If you think that this is too troublesome to read, copy this too profile.
If you are too lazy to copy this to your profile, copy this to your profile
If you have ever wished you could materialize a hammer/spade/frying pan/giant fan out of thin air to beat someone with, put this into your profile.
If there are times you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, put this on your profile.
If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile.
A ninja waits until the dead of night, when the enemy sleeps and drops his guard, when his weapons lie forgotten in the stillness of the night, that is the moment for a ninja to strike. Copy this into your profile if you're a Ninja!0_0
If you look at the back of Sasuke's head and thinks it looks like a duck's butt copy and paste this into your profile
If you would LOVE to know how Naruto's going to end, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you wish to see the Akatsuki take over the world at the end of Naruto, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever laughed maniacally, choked and/or gagged from lack of oxygen, and then fainted dramatically, copy and paste this onto onto your profile.
If you talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the tv.
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.
If you have ever stayed up for over 40 hours continuously just because you frickin' COULD, copy this into your profile.
If you believe that preps travel in packs then place this on your profile.
If your parents have ever told you that you weren't normal, and are proud of it copy this to your profile.
If you have ever slapped your self on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason put this on your profile.
If you have ever want to scream to the world that you hate/like someone copy and paste this into your profile.
mou! If you are really random put this on your profile
If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever walked into a room then forgot what you were doing, then started walking away and remembered copy this into your profile
A friend trys to help you when you get hurt, a true friends sits there laughing their ass off saying, 'Dude, you're an idiot!'
A friend will bail you out of jail, a true friend will be there next to you saying "damn that was fun!"
A friend will tell you when your wrong, a true friend will wait for you to screw up so they can laugh in your face.
A friend will encourage your choices in life, a true friend will write them down for black mail.
A friend will help you study for a test, a true friend will help you procrastinate studing for a test.
I'm in school just finished my GCSE's, i've started AS chemistry and i plan on doing biology, maths and physics next year along with A2 chemistry, my grammar and spelling suck as my English teacher never fails to remind me except when he's insulting someone else.
update- i have finished my expresive arts couse since their is no exam and am now on study leave
Stories
Oh great i'm 3 again throught the portal part 1: - naruto
This is my first story its a crossover with Stargate but its near the end this story will have many parts and many crossovers but i need to write it all down
Sumary:
Two girls go to naruto world, they know there going to naruto world and they still go. they end up as three year olds and one of them goes through ninja training the other becomes a FI (forensic investigator) this is the story untill they get to ten. itaoc sasoc
Status: ch30 up FINISHED
Do i have to grow up? through the portal part2:- naruto
second part of the through the portal saga
summary
Max and Laura are back on earth but its not the same earth they left behing now they're at hogwarts on a mission but not the one they were given. unfortionatly they piss dumbledore off and they dont get to go back until after halloween
more crossovers and madness
Status :ch7 up
Hoshi, Gaara's twin sister/Protector - naruto
This is one of my random ideas I had during my organic shemistry test so if i get a crappy mark i know why. No crossovers
i failed my organic test but then again so did everyone else
Summary:
What if Gaara had a twin to help keep him sane , what if she was the only person who could calm him down. by the wishes of her dying mother she tries to keep him sane becoming his protector. But what happens when someone catches her eye. Torn between protecting her brother and pursuing a boy she likes, then to add to the mix her sister just so happens to like him aswell. Takes place during chunin exams. shikaoc
status: ch2 up probably wont be updated for a while since i have writers block on it
Demon Slayer - naruto
this has elements from guild wars and diabalo 2
summary:
Rika has destroyed the greater evils killed things several times her size but now she has to change, she's sent to konoha and becomes genin by her father so that she will 'socialise' more and not be the weapon she was made into. unknown pairings
status: ch2 up probably wont be updated for a while since i have writers block on it
This is my life to screw up not yours - Harry Potter
cross over with FMA and Naruto
summary:
There is no Harry only Ravyn, GWL, pity she left at age 7, went on a wirlwind adventure through dimensions with a pair of vampires collecting friends. When she got back no one told her of a manipulative headmaster who plays chess with people as the peices. Girl!Harry un known parings
status: ch3 up
I hate:
Homophobes, Racists, Hypocrits, My maths teacher(who complains about my handwriting way to often), My english teacher( who complains about my lack of paragraphs but sayes my handwritings legable therefore is fine sometimes aslo complains about me in general and hates me), Chavs/preps, Emos, People who just talk to you so they can bitch about someone, People who hold a gruge for over a month because of an acedent that only messed up there hair a bit (so funny they still bitch about me), Homework, Coursework, Religous studies and the teacher who hate us as a classs because of an incedent including an electronic whiteboard a teacher moaning about work he couldnt find and some kid putting up a porn website, Life skills(its a lesson), People who are scared of bugs then complain when you kill one because it was the only way to stop them screaming(true story), People who exaggerate
I like:
Storys that are well written, Rock music, Chemistry, Drawing, Writing, Hanging around with my friends, Ice hockey (so much violence =) ), My cat, Poetry that i dont have to analyse to peices
well if you read it i hope you werent bored
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