I'm an avid reader of Fan Fiction. Unfortunately, I'm not much of a writer but I expect I'll try at least once.

Here are some random quotes that might be interesting to see (if anyone ever comes across my profile, of course!).

"I had a great time, but this wasn't it."--Groucho Marx
"Honestly officer, the dwarf was already on fire when I arrived!"--Dragon
"Believe in Ala , but row away from the rocks"--Arabian proverb
"My reality check just bounced"--unknown
"F.E.A.R.: Fuck Everything And Run"--unknown
"Both the Universe and stupidity are the only two things in constant expansion. And I'm only sure about the latter."--Einstein
"First there was nothing and then God said 'There it be Light'. And there still was nothing but you could see it."--Unknown
"Behold! I've become Death, the Destroyer of Worlds"--Robert Oppenheimer

And below are random sayings I saved because some were funny and others were slightly though provoking. Maybe they'll do the same for you.

You are only what you are when no one is looking.
When you want to fool the world, tell the truth.
I like work. It fascinates me. I can sit and look at it forever.
The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense.
War does not determine who is right. It determines who is left.
We are not retreating...we are advancing in another direction.
They say love hides behind every corner. I must be walking in circles!
My mother told me never to talk to strangers...I never talk to myself anymore.
I've always wanted to drown my troubles, but I can't get my enemy to go swimming.
Heaven kicked me out. Hell was afraid I’d take over.
How do you save your enemy from drowning? Take your foot of his/her head!
You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you are all the same.
You were born an original, don't die a copy.
Strength is born in the deep silence of long-suffering hearts; not amid joy.
Age...a matter of feeling, not years.
We grow small trying to be great.
Nobody makes a greater mistake then he who does nothing because he can only do little.
Just because I'm a genius doesn't mean I'm required to have a lot of common sense. Or any, for that matter...It is better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than to open it and remove all doubt.
The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning, and does not stop until you get into the office.
Many of us spend half our time wishing for things we could have if we didn't spend half our time wishing.
My imaginary friend thinks you have serious mental problems.
I didn't deny it! I just didn't admit it!
Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.
Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn't.
I love deadlines. I especially love the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.
Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.
Tell me what you need and I'll tell you how to get along without it.
I used to have a handle on life, and then it broke.
Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.
Always remember you’re unique…just like everybody else.
"I want to die in my sleep like my great grandfather... Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car..."
"It's as BAD as you think, and they ARE out to get you."
If you don't like my driving then stay off the sidewalk!
"Never take life seriously. No one gets out alive, anyway."