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DIOM 8/12/2009

QUOTES!

By me and my friends

Angela (sister), Chase (practicaly brother), Amber (sister's friend), Brie (friend from CAVA), Tiffany (sister's best friend), Bree (different girl)(friend from church/youth group/camp/mission trip/girl who has same birthday as me), Karishma (friend from CAVA and Movie Club), Deanna (friend since forever), Hannah (friend since...I don't know when...), Stupid telephone computer (some random thing that called me...), my mom (pretty self explantory), Jory (a boy who used to be my foster brother)

Angela: I wish my parents had thought of something creative to call me, like ‘Angela Louise’. But no, I got stuck with ‘Angela-Sue’!

Me: Why’d you want to be ‘Angela Louise’?

Chase: Because then the boat would be named after her.

Me: No, if her name was ‘Angela Louise’ then the boat would be named ‘Angela-Sue,’ just cause that's the way it works, and she would say 'I wish I was Angela-Sue. But no, I got stuck with ‘Angela Louise’!” And the we’d have to start this whole conversation over again!

Angela (after a pause): Why do ya have to be so analytical?

Amber: You're the most mature 13 year old I know.

Me: I’m mature? That must be why I ate a bowl of sugar earlier…

Me (while iming): ROFL!

Brie: Don't roll on the floor! You'll get dirty!

Me: Okay, RICL!

Brie: What's that mean?

Me: Rolling In Chair Laughing!

Angela: Hahaha! I don’t get it…

Chase: You wouldn’t

Chase: Do you realize that makes no sense?

Me: Yeah. Why else would I say it?

Me (singing terribly to the tune of Girlfriend): Hey hey, you you! I don’t know any other words! No way no way! To this song!

Angela (about me taking pics of myself): You know, I could take your picture for you

Me: But that totally defeats the purpose of taking a picture of myself!

Tiffany (talking about the Jak video games): So, Daxter used to be a creature like Jak, but then he turned into a...um...well...

Me: Ferret?

Me: Bree, guess what! I'm going to-

Bree: A Hawk Nelson concert? Where you have a green t-shirt to get into some really cool thing?

Me: Yeah! How'd you know?

Bree: You told me.

Me: No I didn't.

Bree: Yeah, you did.

Me: Okay, I guess I did

Me (while iming): I like exlamation points! Can you tell!

Karishma: Yeah, kinda.

Me: I'm in a club where we use exlamation points a lot! Wanna join! So far, it has two members, me and Sarah! From the movie club!

Karishma: Sure!

Me: ¡

Deanna: Okay, I have to tell you my bag story

Hannah: I've heard this, like, three times...

Deanna: She's heard this like five times...

Me: Continue

Deanna: Okay, I found this purse, and they were having a huge sale, so this 40 purse was, like, 20, and then my mom had this coupon, so I got it for, like, 9...

Me (after a pause): Is that it?

Deanna and Hannah: Yeah

(They both use the word "like" a lot)

Deanna: Oh, smell this one!

Hannah: Oooo, that smells like vanilla

Me: Yeah, it does

Deanna: You guys are weird, this isn't vanilla, it's Jungle Breeze (I don't remember the real name...)

Hannah and I: It smells like vanilla

Stupid telephone computer: To listen to this message in English, press "1"-

Me: To hang up on this message, press "OFF"

Me: Okay, I heard this one time 'We did a survey recently and found out that three-fourths of the population is equal to 75'

Angela (after a pause): Huh? Oh, I get it now! Haha...did you know that four-thirds of people can't do fractions?

Me: That sounds about right...

My mom: ...18 to 31

Angela: 18 to 31? That's like 19 to 30!

Me: What?

Me: MAUAHAHA!

My mom: Oh! That reminds me, Jory's coming up.

Me: What reminded you? My awesometastic evil laugh?

My mom: Yeah.

Angela: So, Zanetta's mom still thinks that you get guys by blinking your eyes really fast.

My dad: No, what you do is you raise your eyebrows, then look them up and down. Like this (proceeds to check out my mom)

Me: EW! Dad, don't ever do that again. Please!

Other Quotes!

(Alvin and the Chipmunks)

Dave: That's enough Alvin.

Alvin: Enough of what? My awesomeness?

Alvin: You already had a turn!

Simon: Who says you even get a turn?

-DIOM