STILL ON MINOR HIATUS!!

Tis es TehGlompingKitsune45 but chu can call me G. kitsune if joo want! 8D For teh sake of anyone who actually wants to read mah profile meh will stop typing in chibi for chu X3 enjoy it while joo can. . .

Gender: . . . hm let's see lumps of fat on chest? Check. High voice? Check. Long hair? Check. Something that guys aren't supposed to have? Check. If I had to guess i'd say female

IQ: -5 X3

Life long dream: to be taller -shortest one of all her friends- DX oh! And to eat the world's largest skittle -gets dreamy look on face-

Favorite pairings:

Bleach

IchigoxRukia, IchimaruxToshiro, ByakuyaxHanataro, JinxUryu (sadly I seem to be the only one that likes this pairing ;A; ), RenjixRikichi (oh woe is me. . . another extremely unpopular pair OTL), ZangetsuxHichigo

Kuroshitsuji

SebastianxCiel, UndertakerxWilliam, AgnixSoma, BardxFinian, DrocellxCiel (only a little bit D: I swear)

Tokyo Babylon

SeishiroxSubaru

X/1999

FuumaxKamui, SeishiroxSubaru, YuutoxSorata, KusanagixYuzuriha (hellz yeah! even more het!)

Hetalia

GreecexJapanxSpain, SpainxJapan, GreecexJapan, RussiaxLithunia, SwedenxFinland, GermanyxN.Italy, CubaxCanada, RomexGermania, PrussiaxAustria, ShinattyxChina (please don't ask D:), KoreaxChina, TurkeyxEgypt

FMA

EnvyxEd -wiggle-, ScarxAl (oh yah 8D), Greedxhimself (-beaten to death-), Jean HavocxCain Fury

Inuyasha

SeshoumaruxInuyasha, JakotsuxInuyasha (meh only when it's rape -.-), NarakuxInuyasha (again, rape, haha! I'm sadistic when it comes to Inuyasha 8D)

Kingdom Hearts

AxelxDemyx, RikuxSora, VexenxZexion, XaldinxLuxord

Final Fantasy

SephirothxCloud, TsengxReno, ZackxAerith (. . . although. . . I could never even dream of thinking of imagining anything more than hand holding, hugging, and maybe a few innocent kisses. . . Aerith's too sweet and pure TwT), VincentxZack, YazooxKadaj KujaxZidaine

Devil May Cry

VergilxDante

Star Ocean 3

AlbelxFayt, CliffxNel (kind of :I)

Monochrome Factor

ShiroganexAkira, KouxHaruka, NanayaxKengo

Death Note

MattxMello, LightxL, LightxMikami, LightxMatsuda (XD I'm making Light into such a slut!)

Hellsing

AlucardxYWalter, AlucardxLuke, PipxSeras (more het~! O3O), CaptainxSchrodinger

Soul Eater

SteinxSpirit, SoulxBlack Star, RagnarokxChrona, ShinigamixJustin, Death The KidxSymmetry (a match made in heaven! 8D), FreexDeath The Kid (I honestly don't know why I want to see this pairing. . . someone please kill me)

Naruto

JuugoxSuigetsu, SaixIno (XD that's right, hetero!), KimimaroxGaara, PeinxItachi, HidanxDeidara, KakashixObito, KyuubixArashi (Naru-chan's real parents!-doesn't care what Kishimoto says-), ShinoxKiba, OroxJira, NejixLee, Zetcest! (yes! -Rock Lee pose-), YahikoxNagato

Random facts about me: I love baby carrots (made from 100 percent real babies! X3), my closest friends are abusive (does that make me a masochist? O.o), i've had a fascination with BL since I was eight (aren't I peculiar? XD), whenever i'm silent for long periods of time my mind always wanders to yaoi (or something equally as inappropriate), i'm just plain out bizarre, and my self-esteem doesn't even exist :D

Dislikes: flamers of any kind, homophobes, when people are mean to my friends (they usually don't get away without a bruise somewhere on their bodies), whiny/useless characters, and just plain out close-minded people (plus guys with facial hair. . . except Luxord cause he can work it. . . and Clark Gable)

Likes: yaoi! 8D, lemonzzzz -wiggle- (Subconcious: . . . perv), when people lie to me and tell me that my stories are nice (lying is very bad but thank you anyways TwT), armies of evil bunnies XD, and all of chu peoples! X3

so tere joo are lovies X3 hope joo enjoy meh (very few T.T) fanfics -glomps-

Coming Soon

New chapters: for New found hearts, Blood covered snow, of Candy Promises and Uchiha Obsessions, and For Yukinokara

Coming uh. . . much later

In love with a psycho: After getting into a fight with a group of boys Suigetsu is sentenced to three months of community service at a psychiatric hospital. But after only a week of being there he has a violent encounter with one of the most dangerous patients there; Juugo. (JuuSui, crossovers, and an OC) I've actually written this out. . . twice. . . and both times it actually came out in a way that I really loved. . . but my computer DOES NOT want me to write it because for some reason it has shut down both times before I got the chance to save it DX

One plus One: Zetsu wasn't always one person, didn't always have his supposed split personas, a story of when he was two, and the story of their love. See their adventures, their romance, and how they came to be the Zetsu we all know. (Zetcest)

Pending

Dreadful destiny: Juugo was the senior outcast with an abusive older brother and a difficult past, and Suigetsu was the popular new freshman that everyone loved, but when Zabuza puts them together for the annual freshman adoption project secrets are revealed, hearts and bones get broken, and two opposites fall in love.