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Author has written 21 stories for Vampire Knight, A song of Ice and Fire, Oresama Teacher/俺様ティーチャー, Vampire Diaries, Glee, Harry Potter, Fall, 2006, and Teen Wolf. HELLO, I'm D. YOU COULD NEVER fangirl half as hard as I fangirl. COME AT ME BRO FACTS, AN ODE TO A DARLING D: (/) - Kind of a bitter bitch about everything - Leave a review at the very least first, seriously please, I am begging you. | |||||
1. Room On Fire » reviews"All creatures should be romantics, what a tragedy it is that no one cares for such things anymore." — AU. Socialite St.Petersburg, a married woman and the beginnings of an illustrious affair. UPDATED!Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 22,354 - Reviews: 84 - Updated: 5-4-13 - Published: 2-26-12 - Klaus & Caroline F.2. you've a lazy laugh and a red white shirt reviews"Is this a past time of yours," she hisses, so brilliant in her fury. "Hunting down your brother's women?" — Caroline, Elijah, and a whole lot of running.Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,408 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 4-28-13 - Caroline F. & Elijah3. Thursday night's alright for fighting » reviewsChapter 2: Bromantic overtones, lifting of livestock, naisu guy serial killers, IKEA monkeys, wild Canadian sex and even more mindless bitches. "I'M SORRY, IS SLUT IN SEASON?" [Recaps of Vampire Diaries episodes, as never seen before]Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,720 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 3-24-13 - Published: 11-17-124. miss my baby, miss my fun, i fought the law reviews"Can he please not be the one guy who isn't in love with your sister?" — Klaus wants Caroline, why wouldn't he? She's perfect. Who wouldn't be in love with her? But this is Klaus and all his centuries of crazy, like hell Tyler's just going to roll over to let it happen. Featuring Jeremy, Hailey and all the crazies— "GOD, WOULD YOU JUST STOP TRYING TO GET FRESH WITH MY GIRLFRIEND?"Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,677 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 2-25-135. your future's unclear and I don't have time to love you reviews"You've made a liar of me." — Rebekah, Stefan, then, now and Chicago.Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,701 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1-31-13 - Stefan S. & Rebekah - Complete6. a grave word so the dead may listen, lie still and unawake reviews"He's gone," He whispers, "I made him go away." — a word given in good faith, blood laid to siege and a history embittered. Niklaus, Elijah, Rebekah, Kol, Henrik and Finn. An Originals piece. ONESHOT.Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,774 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 1-19-13 - Complete7. let me lay waste to thee reviews"They're not enough for either of us."— Men shift into wolves with the turn of the moon, and Peter Hale comes to her in phases of smoke and ash and earth soaked in blood.Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,677 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 9-18-12 - Peter H. & Lydia M. - Complete8. for here live none but the sly » reviews"I imagine you think yourself quite the clever one." — The woods aren't safe to dream about anymore.Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 23,473 - Reviews: 90 - Updated: 9-15-12 - Published: 3-18-12 - Klaus & Caroline F.9. all the birds, the trees, the falling snow reviewsHe sees the way Klaus's eyes fall on the hair curled at the nape of her neck, because Stefan's been watching it too. — Stefan, Caroline, and how she can't give him up.Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,141 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 9-3-12 - Stefan S. & Caroline F. - Complete10. this is the story of the man who never won reviewsHe'll take what he can get. — Damon, playing the bad guy, and loving your brother's girl.Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,462 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 5-15-12 - Damon S. & Elena G. - Complete11. love was for the faint hearted, the way we saw it reviewsAnd if there's anyone out there badder than her own brother, it's Stefan. — It took her too long to realize it, but even after all of it he's still the war Rebekah is always going to loose.Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,022 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 3-24-12 - Stefan S. & Rebekah - Complete12. like oranges reviews"You're alchemy. Alexandria, you only make me seem so." — And he is trapped within the fingers of a child, held up against his brow and kissing him. Roy, Alexandria. THE FALL.Fall, 2006 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,211 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 3-21-12 - Complete13. Thirteen Teethmarks reviews"And I will be," he promises. "I'll always be." — Katherine would rather have been devoured by lions, drowned by leviathans than to once more catch his eye in the flow of a crowded room. FOR HANNAH.Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,860 - Reviews: 22 - Published: 3-13-12 - Elijah & Katherine - Complete14. Boomerang reviews"We aren't exactly the most charitable of folk, are we?" — Stefan, Rebekah and the promise that there's a fight to be had. A heist to be undertaken, a war of spoils and thieving, of wrestling in the mud, barebacked, clawing, burning, naked.Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,593 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 2-24-12 - Stefan S. & Rebekah - Complete15. Sledgehammer Cinderella and the Saint Who Wasn't » reviews"Someone's knocked the stars out of your eyes, Quinn." — Jesse St. James has nothing that she needs, this ice queen with flowers in her hair who manages to be the perfect rendition of a cliché yet the ultimate destroyer of one.Glee - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,953 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 2-22-12 - Published: 2-20-12 - Jesse sJ. & Quinn F.16. what became of the likely lads reviews"Ugh, why don't you just ask her to marry you already?" — The bar master kicks them out, because strangely enough, throttling each other is no longer behavior to be tolerated in polite company.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,922 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2-22-12 - Draco M. & Blaise Z.17. Golden as a Caesar, wilder than a scoundrel reviewsHer locks tumble free of the jewelled pin as it snaps like glass in his hands. — Caroline, a dance, and the devil.Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,220 - Reviews: 35 - Published: 1-21-12 - Caroline F. & Klaus - Complete18. The Savage in My Bed reviews"No one would hurt you again, or I'd kill them." — At night he comes for Sansa, furious and unrestrained. Like she is his beginning and his end.A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 849 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 1-16-12 - Sandor C. & Sansa S. - Complete19. No Homo reviews"...He kind of dresses like a lesbian." — In which Hayasaka is an adorkable chauvinist, and Mafuyu really doesn't mind him if he mentions that Natsuo is prettier than her.Oresama Teacher/俺様ティーチャー - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 855 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 1-16-12 - Hayasaka & Mafuyu - Complete20. Come to me with ghosts in your eyes reviewsSansa lays a hand on his wrist, Jon feels the chill all through. — Post series.A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,238 - Reviews: 21 - Published: 12-3-11 - Jon S. & Sansa S.21. Skeleton Tree reviewsHe was still her monster. — Yuuki tries to coexist, Zero tries to tolerate, but neither can forget.Vampire Knight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,504 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 9-27-11 - Zero & Yuuki - Complete
