Author has written 4 stories for Jak and Daxter, Marvelous Misadventures of Flapjack, Pinocchio, and Kirby.
if it takes shit to make bliss, well i feel pretty blissfully (Modest Mouse)
i like songs about drifters, books about the same, they both seem to make feel a little less insane
i'd rather be a lightening rod than a seismograph (Kesey, Electric Koolaid Acid Test)
nobody in their right mind is proud of their talents (Harper Lee, To Kill a Mockingbird)
i never think that people die. they just go to department stores
i think everybody should like everybody
i'm afraid that if you look at a thing long enough, it loses all of its meaning
and i had the strange conviction that summer was starting over again (Fitzgerald, Great Gatsby)
no one, i think, is in my tree, i mean it must be high or low, that is you can't you know, tune in, but it's alright that is i think it's not too bad (Beatles)
the best time to wear a striped sweater, is all the time (Spongebob)
children, wake up, hold your, mistakes up, before they turn the summer into dust...with my lightning bolts a blowing, i can't see where i am going (Arcade Fire)
you're nobody till somebody loves you (Sinatra)
im bold as love just ask the axis, he knows everything (Hendrix)
burritos are like sleeping bags for ground beef (Headburg)
salt water heals all wounds (Dinesen)
action is the foundational key to all success (Picasso)
art is the elimination of the unnecessary
bad artists copy. good artists steal
there is nothing more provocative than minding your own business (Burroughs)
(715): yea you just drank all the hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the kool aid you just drank
PM me if you want to chat, have any questions, request, etc.
Right now I'm trying to not be a sucky writer. I'm in college, experiencing the supposed finer things in life, and all I really want to do is land a job were I can write cynical bullshit and get paid for it.
The stories on here are old, mostly (save Supernovas and Black Holes), but I do plan on putting more up. I'm also exploring this fun little thing called 'commitment', meaning I'm experiment trying to not be lazy and unimaginative and write long, chapter fics. And finish them. Focuses right now are Transformers (although that is a HARD fandom to write about; so intricate), Kirby, Pinocchio, Kill Bill, Regular Show, Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends, Jak and Daxter, and maybe even Star Wars? There's no R2D2 fics out there...someone's gotta do it.
Colorful bunch of fandoms, I know.
Oh yeah, I have a Twitter dedicated to sexually harassing Daniel Tosh in an attempt to be mentioned on the show. Waffle House of Love, look me up, follow me. Together, we can take him down.
Profile image, "John Wilkes Boobs" (lol) courtesy of RoboChandler on DeviantArt.
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