Well, it's been a while since I've been here to clear this out, so... I'm doing it. Welcome to my page. To give you the short version, I'm a huge fan of DBZ. HUGE fan. Love it. Dragon Ball was one of the greatest series ever, and I don't say that lightly. It had such amazing plotting, amazing characters... it blew me away. So that's mostly what I write about.

Now many of you may remember me listing myself as a Naruto fan. Well... not so much anymore. I've watched Masashi Kishimoto tear that series down and squander its potential so badly... it's now just one bundle of plot contradictions after another, where everyone is making excuses for, you guessed it, Sasuke and his killing spree. It's gotten offensively stupid. HOWEVER... I do intend to still write some things for it. Try to recapture that lost potential. I genuinely believe I'll do a better job too.

Now, for the NEW series I'm a fan of... O-Parts Hunter. Amazing series. Written by Seishi Kishimoto, Masashi's more talented twin... whom he steals from. I kid you not, stuff that appeared in this series first later appeared in Naruto and is even still appearing in Shippuuden. But this series is nothing short of amazing and runs as a close second favorite series. It REALLY deserves its own anime, there's no good reason for it not to have one. Get on that, people!

As for this... well the stuff below stays. Just because one's my original work and the other is a list I'm too lazy to clean so... there ya go. Hope you enjoy my stories and keep an eye out for the future projects. Oh, and thus far, those include:

-K/18-centic HS (Currently kicking around 2 versions. May decide to do both)

-OGR sequel featuring a VERY carefully crafted OC

-A couple of secret A/Us

-And at some point, an O-Parts fic or two.

That's it for me. Adios, peeps. Gimme a shout if you wanna chat.

This is an Original Work. I put it on here to give people an idea of some of my poems I've written. Enjoy!

Imagination

by DJ DeMent

‘Twas said long ago in the days of old

That there is a special place everyone goes

A place of wonder that’s oh so divine

A place to leave your worries behind

For some it’s the seaside, sunny and bright

For others a beautiful hillside at night

A place on earth unlike any other

Freedom from all life’s worry and druthers

But be that place tame and mild

Or be it tumultuous, free and wild

A place where you can be bold and strong

Or be as gentle as a nightingale’s song

There are some places especially pure

For the world’s poisons, this is the cure

Places that the small ones go

When the complexities of life have them thrown

A place filled with toys and games

Where no adventure is ever the same

A place where they can run and play

Or choose to lie in the sun all day

A place of pirate ships, powerful and sleek

Where even the mightiest beast becomes meek

This is not something a body can teach

But they can even place the stars within reach

‘Where is this,’ you ask and this I say

You can try and search all night and day

But this place of spaceships and jungle vines

Can only be found inside the mind

No place is filled with more wonder and joy

Than that of a little girl or boy

And I believe God truly smiled

When he created the mind of a child

Okay people, time to create a hate list. You know, a list of pairings I hate. Here it is!

Goku/Bulma (To her, I think that would run akin to sleeping with her little brother.)

Vegeta/Chi-Chi (More mutual hatred)

18/Goku (She thinks he's an irresponsible dork! NO WAY!)

18/Gohan (Age difference + thinks he's a boring nerd = NO WAY!)

18/Vegeta (FOR CRYING OUT LOUD, THEY HATE EACH OTHER! AND HE TRIED TO KILL HER! UH-UH!)

18/Trunks (Also a mutual hatred. I mean, first off, he left for the future ALONE! -and I place that for those who claim she went with him. I mean, yeah, she's thinking 'Oh, you're going back to the future to kill me? HOW ROMANTIC! I LOVE YOU! TAKE ME WITH YOU!! Riiight- And as for the future, he killed her. We all saw it. Like he's really gonna rush her to deliver the final blow, stop short and think 'Wow, she's hot. I don't care if she's killed millions of innocent people as well as almost my whole family and Gohan and everyone I ever cared about' and then start a family with her? I don't think so! He's VEGETA'S SON! Hatred can't be so easily forgotten in that family! As you can see, 18 paired with pretty much anyone other than Krillin doesn't make sense.)

Piccolo/anyone (he's ASEXUAL FCOL!!)

18/Cell (need I explain this?)

18/17 (DON"T ASK!)

Goten/Marron (I don't really hate this pairing, I just can't see it working. Don't be surprised if any of my future stories mentions one as the other's ex, though.)

Goten/Bulla (or however you prefer her name. She has too much of Vegeta in her, I think. Plus, I don't think Daddy Dearest would allow it.)

Bulla/17 (By the time she's old enough, he's dead. Duh.)

Pan/17 (Again, by the time she's old enough...)

Bulla/Yamcha ('Nuff said)

Bulla/Goku (Age difference + he's happily married!)

Bulla/ Gohan (SAME)

Bulla/Vegeta (sick people out there, man!)

Bulla/Trunks (Again...)

Goku/Videl (TOO WEIRD)

Vegeta/Videl (Seen these two categories, too.)

18/Raditz (how the heck can anyone... never mind)

Trunks/Pan (see above for why!)

Gohan/Pan (Yeah...)

Goten/Pan (I kid you not, I've seen these...)

Vegeta/Pan (As I said...)

Marron/Yamcha (This Marron is Krillin's daughter, BTW. And they were paired in a LEMON!! I know, it's gross.)

Krillin/Mrs. Briefs (REALLY DON"T ASK!! All right, ask if you must! C'mon, I dare ya!)

Oolong/Puar (WHY?! I've actually seen only two of these. The disturbing part? THEY WERE LEMONS! AND PUAR WAS A GUY IN ONE OF THEM!)

ALL INCEST, YAOI AND YURI (As a guy, I don't see what other guys get out of two girls going at it!)

BASICALY, I LIKE EVERYONE WITH WHO THEY'RE SUPPOSED TO BE WITH!