YES! I finally figured out how to do my profile! WOOHOO! I'm so happy, oh so happy, I'm happy, and gleeful, and HEY! YES! Ok, celebration time is over, time for the stuff you actually came her for. I'm in high school, my best friend writes fluently in anglosaxon runes, and I can communicate in French. I didn't say I was good at it, mind, but I can get my point across. I love singing, acting, reading, writing, playing the viola (although I should do that more often. Gosh, me, it's called PRACTISING!) and surfing the net. On my iPod, there's Mambo No. 5, by Lou Bega (great song), the sound track to the musical Wicked, Will Smith, the Veronicas, and loads of other stuff. Quite a bit of scope there, isn't it? Another few favorites of mine are Apocalyptica (a heavy metal cello quartet yes, it is possible, and it sometimes does stuff with Rasmus) and Barrage (a violin group that does lots of different styles of music, jazz, rock, world, and other stuff. It's the violin part that rocks the most. Do band instruments have things like this? I didn't think so! Dork-estra haha, (that's me!) is better! Take that, Band Geeks! Oh, and, Emma, Alto Clef is WAY better than treble.:). I love history, and I have a Gwenevere costume, and a flapper costume, a peasant costume, and a twenty-first century costume. Ya know, the costumes from the two thousands are really difficult to obtain, and I've got tons!

I live in the Rockies, in North-western USA, although I would much rather live in Britain, and not only because of Harry Potter. I want to go to Oxford, and I want to learn about Picts. I'm probably the only person on the planet other than maybe a few people in Scotland who knows what they are, so... They lived in Scotland during the Roman times, they were one of the only British people to not ever be conquered by the Romans. They painted themselves blue before going into battle, and were brilliant at carving stone. They were amazing warriors and also had a cultured society, but this wasn't supposed to be a report, so... I'll shut up now.

Quotes:

"What's a Parisian?"

-Chloe, during French and a bit of a brain fart.

"Oh, people who live in Paris. They're like Idahoans, or New Hampshirites. They're Parisites!"

-Me, honestly not realizing what I had said until after the class burst into laughter.

“I think Italians have dinner better than anyone else. They talk and eat and sing and drink as if it were fun. British people are encouraged to eat as if they were memorizing their nineteen times table. I would make a detour past any shop that sold British Brussel sprouts. I avoid food that wobbles. Play your cards right, and I’ll give you my recipe for fishie pie.”

-Billy Connolly, a British comedian

"More to be added, obviously."

-Me, when I realized that I can't think of any quotes right now, so...

More stuff:

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent that aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, WWMTgirl, Hay Lin rox, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen Teetering On The Brink Of Insanity Man Life Sucks (aka the poisoned doughnut of DOOM)AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki, Weasel Chick, Revenant666, dragonsroar, foxdude33, FallenLex, Soelle, DemonicLimey, iwishiwereathogwarts, fairydustandcansofspam

92 percent of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe. Repost this if you are one of the 8 percent who would be laughing your butt off.

Weird is good, strange it bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this into your profile! (I call myself strange, though, so I DON'T think that strange is bad... it's a great word:)

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you ever tripped over your own feet, copy this into your profile

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you think that i'm making you think too much then copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever looked for someone or something a million times, and are still trying to find them/it, copy this into your profile, and then keep on looking.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile.

If you believe that over half of all you say/write/think doesn't come out right and is complete stupidity, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever laughed maniacally, choked and/or gagged from lack of oxygen, and then fainted dramatically, copy and paste this onto onto your profile

If you like singing songs at random points in the day, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever slapped your self on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason put this on your profile

If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuudge! If you are really random put this on your profile.If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had done something or said something that made perfect sense to your real friends and only caused your "peers" to look at you strangely and roll their eyes, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever read something and had something a teacher said the next day remind you of what you read to the point where you burst into outragous stifled laughterand had your "peers" look at you strangely or point and laugh at you, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're a CHOC AHOLIC -TALK AHOLIC -OR A-SHOP AHOLIC then copy and paste this!If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects...copy this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with over 30 characters from books...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you or your best friend is insane copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever pushed on a door that said pull (or Vice Versa) copy this into your profile

If you've ever gone into a laughing fit for no reason, copy this onto your profile

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy this into your profile

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freakin trix, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica, twilightgirl1918, Just A Little Bit Dramatic, Pirates OWNS you, Cripsee, I'll have some stupid cliche, Insane Winged Girl, Faxness-Fan48

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two mooses meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, which I am, but I'm also random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile

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Copy the bunny onto your profile to help him achieve world domination. Come join the dark side. (We have cookies!)

If you've had at least two friends move away from you...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you easily finish one novel a day, copy this onto your profile.

If you think the world is heading to a bad place,and are plannning on doing something about it by making wondiful stories, copy and paste this onto your profile

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingys, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are random and don't care, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you know the name of the Hogwarts Care of Magical Creatures teacher/Gamekeeper before Hagrid, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If random songs just pop into your head at any given momet, from 'I've Been Working On the Railroad', to the Animorph version of the Barney song (I hate you, you hate me, we're an alien family ect. Personally, I like this version better) to your most favorite song ever, copy and paste this onto your profile.

You know you live in 2007 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screenname or myspace

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.

I keep getting this bulletin on MySpace that is a tribute to all the nice guys out there who finish last and are outstandingly sweet and wonderful to their female friends, always offering help of any kind and never, ever taking advantage or pressing their feelings on the girls. Besides thinking, "Where, oh where is this fantastic man," I wonder, "Why are the nice girls not being given any credit?" There are books, movies, songs, and now essays touting the charms of the nice guy. Meanwhile, the nice girl remains a background character until the finale when the male lead finally realizes the errors of his ways and tracks down the nice girl who has been his unrequited love slave since the opening scene. (And then she's expected to drop all for him) Hence, I believe it is now our turn--the nice girls' turn--to receive thanks.

THIS, my friends, is a tribute to the nice girls... Those girls that finish far after the nice guys do. That have been told repeatedly that they'll be marriage material someday but not dateable now because, after all, young men want fun and sex and not stable, responsible relationships that might involve actual feelings. The girls that sit through their guy friend's rants and raves about how every girl he's ever met is a dumb bitch who doesn't appreciate the greatness that is he all while they bite their tongue to stop themselves from shouting out, "Open your freakin' eyes What you seek sits right in front of you" The girls who are willing to listen to car-talk or detailed lectures about the downfalls of the latest Xbox game. The girls who patiently trail along behind as their guy friend scrutinizes every single item the knife shop at the mall has to offer. THIS is in honor of those girls who love and love no matter what their silly, oblivious guy friend says or does, or feels, or believes about anything and everything.

THIS is for the girls who watch their drunken guy friend's back at parties or clubs, calmly diffusing any conflicts he starts while running off his stupid mouth. (If only he could remember all the bruises she'd saved him from.) Better yet, it's for the girls who have to do the same exact thing when the guy is SOBER For the girls who pretend they are their guy friend's girlfriend because his ex is around and he doesn't want to look pathetic. The girls who are either forgotten or put up on a shelf for later. The girls who are strung along, used, pressured, and/or tossed aside. THIS is for them.

THIS is for the late night phone calls begging for help on the exact manner in which he should ask out the girl he likes at school or work. And despite the fact that the nice girl wants him all to herself so badly it hurts, she writes him a script, which she knows will work like a charm. Or even the other late night calls where he needs help on a ten page essay that's due the next day... that he barely started doing the reading for. The nice girl sets aside her own work to lend a hand. After all, she can always get up extra early to finish her own paper. THIS is also for all the times the nice girl's guy friend, while waiting outside for class to start or in the ticket line at the movie theater in the freezing cold, felt it was perfectly okay to snuggle up to her using her for warmth, but never thinking she'd wish it were more than that. Boys, that unhappy face she's making isn't from the discomfort caused by the chilly weather. It's that she knows this hug means nothing to you and never will. (Or perhaps it's from the hunger pains she's experiencing because she skipped breakfast to finish up her paper.)

Whoever it was that wrote the original essay attempted to explain why the nice guy finishes last. He (I assume it is a he) makes the following statement: "[... the only conclusion I can form is that many girls are just illogical, manipulative bitches." Well, the only response I can muster is that many guys must just be stupid, blind, immature, and/or closet homosexuals.

Thank you.

Please repost/forward this if you're a nice girl.
And boys, go ahead and pass this along if you're a fan of these girls.

Two good songs about child abuse are Little Girl, and Alyssa Lies. I don't remember who they are by, but do a google video search, and there should be a video with both songs on it.

Unfortunately, I didn't write the following scam warning, but, beware!

WARNING!!!

I hate it when people forward bogus warnings, and I have even done it myself a couple times unintentionally...but this one is real, and it's important. So please post this on your profile to ensure that no one else falls prey to these scammers.

If someone comes to your front door saying they are checking for ticks due to the warm weather and asks you to take your clothes off and dance around with your arms up, DO NOT DO IT!! THIS IS A SCAM!! They only want to see you naked...

I wish I'd gotten this yesterday. I feel so stupid.