zoo: n, pl zoos a place where live animals are kept, studied, bred, and exhibited to the public. from zoological garden Zoo: n, sing, pl Zoos a species of roughly five
feet high. Commonly misnamed 'Chibizoo', they prefer activities
involving Yugioh fanfiction, fanart, and trading card games.
Unfortunately, because of their uncoordinated behaviour and short-term
memory, Zoos do not make good household pets. Zoos work best in a
quiet, dark environment, and enjoy a consistent diet of Sake (warm
Japanese wine), coffee, and chocolate oranges. Zoos usually create
Yu-gi-oh fics focused on angst, parody, sadism, or the
futuristic/supernatural, such as chapter 2 of "Paradise Kingdom", "Pro
Pratria Mori", most of "XX09" and "Club 0013", and anything else
labelled as a 'Zoo-fic'.
There have been several cases of successful Zoo friendships, mainly
with species such as the Myst-Lady, Audacity, Atarashii, Melinda,
Natural Chaos, Fiery Charizard, Rayemars, Sailor Comet, Lily22,
Neko-chan, Pikachumaniac, and the Snare-chan.
Eevee Muses also make great playmates for Zoos, and their sloppiness is
greatly compensated when assisted by a(ny) beta.
Zoos can be divided into several sub-species:
Chibi Zoo: Most encounters with Chibi
Zoos (who enjoy hogging name rights) are quite catastrophic. These
tenacious sub-species of Zoos act hyper and childish due to their low
IQ. They can be identified by their tendency to address themselves in
third person, as well as their Magical Girl-like behaviour. Chibi Zoos
are reknown for writing fluff or humour fanfics, like in "Rever", "What
its Really About" and "A Lotus for My Mistress".
Hentai Zoo: A sub-species to be avoided
at all cost. Argued the most dangerous of the three sub-species, they
will profess an undying devotion to Pegasus (from the anime Yu-gi-oh)
and will consistently try to immerse themselves in hentai fics. Hentai
Zoos often write yaoi and shounen-ai fanfics, as seen in chapter 11 of
"Club 0013", "Organic Lemons", and "Scarlet Fangs" (not listed below).
Yami Zoo: Modified A newly created
subdivision of Zoos that were, at first, indiscernable from the normal
Zoo's. Of course things have changed and, Yami Zoo, or more
preferrably, the Yami of Zoo, White Angel, is a seperate being
once the spirit of the Millennium Pen. That's why White Angel writes so
well. Hahaha... we all wish that was why she wrote so well ^_~ - Her fics can be read on "White Angel Chan"
Omote Zoo: Believe it or not, Zoo has two omote. Both are fanfictionists, as one is more of a gifted writer and the other a great beta and writer. Say hi to Tenshi-chan (Tenshimagic on ff.net) and Lily-chan (lily22 on ff.net).
Zoo's koibito: A very kind, sexy, loyal, and talented Ninetails-chan (Ninetails on ff.net). Zoo will bash anyone who thinks otherwise.
Outside of its usual habitat on ff.net, Zoo's may also be found on AIM
and MSN. Keep in mind that the Zoo is an endangered species, and must
be treated gently in order to preserve its flighty, somewhat whimsical
nature. Possible behaviours for encountering Zoos include support,
patience, and e-mails.
If
you would like to learn more about the Zoo, please read her fanfics
listed below. Since maintenance of Zoos are quite difficult, support
through reviews is always appreciated.
Zoo's Fanart::
Go to this site:
http://chibizoo.deviantart.com
Daily Life of a Zoo:
http://www.livejournal.com/users/chibizoo
Random Info:
o_o If you're really bored, go to my DA account and check out my art!
Current Updates:
September 19, 2004
A new year, a new term of school. Bleh. Good news is that PQ-chan
motivated me to try and write fics/update again. Bad news is that I'm
super lazy and not doing any more "OMG! THIS REQUIRES SO MUCH
THOUGHT!!!11" fics cause they're time consuming. So yes, light, bloody,
slightly sadistic fics with lots of action. And I'll include a plot
twist out there somewhere. >>; Hopefully it'll be out sometime
this year.
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