
Hello! I'm Alla, and of course that isn't my real name. My real name is a secret, although if you put your mind to it you can find out. It would be very easy... Sorta. anyone who knows what my name is gets a one-shot! About anything they want, provided I've read the book or seen the film. Harry Potter preferred. Go on!
DISCLAIMER: This is a universal disclaimer. I do not own Harry Potter. Not at all. If I did, Hermione wouldn't be as meek. (Did you see the start of the fifth book?!) Also, Sirius would be alive, and in the films he would look like what he was supposed to look like, same as Lupin. OK, maybe Hermione isn't that meek. But I would have made the whole series more insanical. (Lovely word.)
Random:
If you are IN but not OF this world, copy and paste this on your profile.
Ninety-three percent of the teen population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe. Copy and paste this onto your profile if you'd be part of the seven percent that'd be LAUGHING YOUR BUTT OFF!!
If you think those cruel, evil, kids should just GIVE THE RABBIT SOME TRIX!, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you ever ran up the down escalator or vice versa, copy and paste this on your profile. (Down the up escalator is easier, but I've done both.)
If you're one of the few people who actually know the answer to the question: What does HTML stand for? then copy and paste this on your profile. (I really do know. You can ask me if you like.)
Did you know the average American only reads 3 books a year? If you don't believe that it's even possible to read that little, copy and paste this onto your profile. (I saw that on a site, and I didn't believe it but my dad said it was true.)
About Me:
Favourites: (note the spelling)
My books are: Most of the Discworld books, Uglies/Pretties/Specials/Extras trilogy, the Artemis Fowl books, the Tortall books and... Um... That's it. Harry Potter is OK, but it's not really one of my absolute favourites. Oh, definitely any books by Trudi Canavan.
Author: Terry Pratchett! There isn't a better author this side of the universe. (I'd know.)
TV Shows: My ABSOLUTE favourite is Doctor Who, second favourite, go on, guess, yup, Torchwood. Yeah, probably saw that coming.
Bands/Artists: Avril Lavigne, Nightwish and Evanescence are my absolute favourites. I also like Groove Coverage.
Song: The Stowaway
Colours: Purple, green and blue.
My favourite fan fictions of ALL TIME are Harry Potter and the Freak Parade, by The-Caitiff and So Sue Me by lunakatrina, story ID: 300321, but that one isn't finished.